Chapter 3: A Little Less Sixteen Candles...*edited*

Chapter Three: A little Less Sixteen Candles...

       For those who are just tuning in. C.D. had just arrived at his loving home. After a healthy chaotic dose of the public school system, he was just going to drop off his school stuff and pick up his guitar to take to practice at Red's house...Only to be delayed by something no 12 year old EVER wants to see. Involving his parents. Let's watch!

     "OH MY CELESTIA! MY EYES!" Cee screamed as he shut his eyes at this terrifying sight. He had just seen his mothers. Just-a doing it.  Vinyl had just pined Octavia up against the wall, whom guessing by the way she was blushing was enjoying every moment of it. The couple where about to take it to the next step just as Vinyl looked up at him. No longer smiling. In fact, Vinyl AND Octavia looked Terrified.

    Dead silence filled the air. There was not a movement between any of them. 'I. Will not. Open my eyes.' Cee thought(that's probably the best idea.) The two mares, who were STILL in the same position couldn't move. They were frozen in utter embarrassment. Either somepony was gonna talk or it was about to get even more awkward.

  "U-uh, h-hi, dear. How was s-school?" Octavia spoke as Vinyl let her go. C.D. just stood there.

          "Um, hey! Cee! Equestria to Christoffer! Hello!" Vinyl yelled to him with no reply. He wanted to say something. He wanted to show he was okay. But that would require him to open his eyes!

  "Hi, um, M-moms! Uh...Can I open my eyes?" He spoke with a bit of a high pitch.

          "Yes you can, dear." Octavia spoke with a giggle. When he did, all he saw was his moms, though they're manes were a mess and they appeared to be out of breath. Their cheeks were flushed and they had that dreamy, goofy look.

          "Look. What you saw was normal. Nothing to be weird ed out by. R-right, Octy?" Vinyl spoke uneasily. Apparently, this had not been the first time that they had been, uh, 'caught'. But what shook Vinyl up was the fact that they're own son caught them. They had to make some form of excuse something other then...You know.

"Okay, Christoffer," Octavia spoke, "What you saw was not what it looked like."

        "....Yes it was." Vinyl said while looking confusingly at Octavia, who face-hoofed. "What are you ashamed of me now, Octy?" the DJ said with a pout. "I-I thought you loved me..." That comment was met with a hoof to the back of the head. "Ow! You know, you could just say 'stop talking Vinyl'."

  "Please just understand that what we obviously were not doing is a beautiful way two ponies express they're love to each other." Octy spoke with a passionate tone. "Really show how much they care for each other. Right, Vinyl?" Octavia said to her beloved while grabbing her hoof. Vinyl turned her head to hide her blush.

"Yeah, uh...Not to burst you twos' "lover's bubble", but I'm just here for my guitar. So....." Cee didn't bother finishing the sentence and went up to his room. Leaving both mares to themselves.

"What's wrong with you? Do you want to scar him?" Octavia turned to Vinyl whose still blushing.

        "Hey, if it happens, it happens." Vinyl said with a shrug. "Besides, he's 12! He doesn't care. He probably just thought I was attacking you. Or something."

        Octavia stared at her in amazement. "How is THAT better???" She yelled in a whisper.

"Look, Octy. You worry to much. Sure now has that image burned into his skull." Vinyl laughed. At this moment Octavia banged her own head on the wall.

        "You enjoy me trying to make sense of anything that comes out of your mouth, don't you?" She spoke in defeat.

        "Every time." Vinyl said as she hugged on to Octavia. She began kissing her neck passionately.

        "~Uh, Vinyl. Stop~....." Octavia said as she shivered as Vinyl continued up and down her neck. As she tried to look like she didn't enjoy it, she failed miserably. Smiling the whole time.

         "CAN'T YOU JUST WAIT TILL I *LEAVE*????" A annoyed C.D. yelled as he trotted passed them. He shut the with his back legs to make it slam. Leaving both mares just where they were when came in. Vinyl sighed. Which made Octavia confused.

"What's wrong, Vinyl?" She said in a soft tone. Vinyl pouted. "I just wanted to express my ~love." Octavia was now eating her own words. She couldn't believe she was gonna fall for that look. "Oh, come here, you  big foal."

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Author's Note

Yes, I know really short chapter. There was a WHOLE lot more but I cut it because...Well....*blushes* Anyway,

~ keep being 'you'!

-TLC