Author's Note

Solve the whit=with problem in this chap.

1: First monthly report and a new friend:

In a dark room, a lone figure is writing on a scroll, his body at first sight of a kid, not of a human form, but a goat infant, his fur white and his mane gray, Red sharp eyes likes of a cat. he appears to be tired and a little mad, but is hard to take him seriously thanks to its size.

then the only thing that gives some semblance of light is a small candle with a green flame, which is unable to give any kind of light to aid in the task of writing the scroll, but the kid doesn't seem to care. Is hard to say which gender it is, their eyelashes look a little feminine, but the angle of their muzzle appears to be like the one of a male.

using the middle of his hoves he is managing to write, it is not the best grammar but is understandable enough, is like he doesn't know how to write with hoves, confirming that he's very young... Or perhaps that this is not how it used to look.

The scroll says the following:

First monthly report:
I have been installed in Ponyville for at least 3 weeks, here is the report that you made me write since it is already the end of the month.

As you know, the first week was a giant disaster, because for some reason you think it was a good idea to give me 3 rookies, You fuking moron, I tell you I needed actual people with experience in demon hunting, and you know what? it would not be as bad if they had listened to me, you know, the guy that has lived 40 years in a fuking forest infected with them, the guy that survived in a forest with more natural dangers than the everfree will ever have.

But of course, since I look like a "kid" they ignore me, even when you supposedly tell them to listen to every word that I say as they come directly from you or your sister. And of course, your actions have consequences, now that they are in critical condition after we found a minor demon with a fragment of the aspects of "steal" and "hands".
And before you come and blame me AGAIN, let me tell you something, I TRIED TO TELL THEM THAT THING WAS THERE, I tried many times, too many times, I even put myself in front of them and tried to stop them with physical strength, but of course, because I have the body of I child right now, I was not able to stop them.

You are lucky that I manage to eat that minor demon to gain enough strength to save them, let me also add that I don't appreciate the fact that you fault me for this incident, even when I had told you all of this in the letter that I send you when I ask for help to patch this guy up. Not because I'm not a pony means I'm immediately evil, like not all ponys are good, so yea, FUCK YOU, if you want to kill me go ahead, but if you want me to do my actual "job", you better pay me, because guess what, I NEED TO EAT TO GROW BACK TO MY NORMAL SIZE.

Also, if you have the brilliant idea to degrade me and put someone else in command of the base or to send me even more, wanna be demon hunters newbies, then I prefer you to go right ahead and stab my heart with your ass trash of a horn, I would do it myself, but the contract will not let me do it, and even if I do, probably my soul will be destroyed in the process since I'm bound by that contract.

If now you have stepped down from delusional psychopath to just retarded again, then please do yourself a favor and send those rookies to train/study in the art of demon hunting before sending them to their death, because I know from experience that trial and error in this "profession" is not a good idea.

As you know, I will probably be dead by now if it was not for my aspect and my nature.

Having that left behind, I will now tell you what else I did in this "month".

I have put several wards around the everfree, I don't have the strength or energy to make a "go away ward", but I do have the resources to make an "alarm" that should tell me when a demon or something steps out of the Everfree.
That should give me enough time to deal with whatever gets out there, because, hooo boy I have news for you. Like I said before when your sister had come back to you, The amount of "dark" magic that she had inside her provoked all demons around the zone to go nuts, now they are fighting for territory, killing a lot of animals to feed and have offsprings, and more importantly, they are more aggressive than normal.
And the elements didn't help that much, since they disperse all the dark magic and negative emotions into the world, so be ready to have a lot more "monster" attacks.

(more reasons to give me money/food to keep them away)

I took the liberty of documenting the wild "demon" life that calls that place home, and since probably you don't know how to differentiate between types of demons by their aspect, a shall use the names that I use a long time ago (have in mind that other demons hunters may use others names, so don't be a surprise if you don't find anything about them)

For now, I will make sure that the fauna doesn't suffer too much because of this, if the normal wildlife dies, then the next thing they will probably try to feed is ponys or hunt each other.

I'm trying not to use the little medical resources I have left on injured animals I find, but again I can't do anything if you keep throwing the "I won't pay you because you're evil" tantrum.

luckily small game just reproduced, the bad thing is, there were like %96 rabbits together in the same place for some reason, I had to take measures to hide their smell so the close demons did not try to eat them. The even worse thing was that they run to Ponyville reeking of fear, I almost died trying to stop the demons.

Almost

I also put some warnings in the forest based on the demons that are in the territory.
Yellow: "normal" demon activity.
Red: "high" demon activity.
Black: GET AUT OF THERE.
And yes, I did put the meaning of the warnings.
By the way, there is no "safe" zone now, they are still pretty crazy because of the dark magic.

I also have been feeling that someone has started to feel hungry in the forest, and is not an animal or a demon, I will try to see what is up with that since probably they are locked up because of the demons roaming around.

I don't have anything else to say, other than "stop acting like a racist/child" and fund me as you should, that is if you want to keep your subjects safe, if not, I don't care, the contract only says "I will try my best to keep them safe from the demons", not "I will sacrifice myself for them".

With the utmost hatred to you, blablabla, you know exactly who I'm since literally I'm the only one left.

PD: You ask me for a "report" not my "respect" so do not bitch me about how informal this thing is, because I don't care.

~~~
With a heavy sight he moves to close the scroll, sealing it, he proceeds to put it over the green flame, and in an explosion of flames, the scroll makes its way to Princess Celestia. After looking at the place where the scroll was, his stomach proceed to rumble, giving another heavy sigh, he proceed to give a big bite of the desk in front of him, not minding the fact that it was just wood.

After a while of chewing, he moves to stand up and walk into the pure darkness of the room, but in some strange way, he never collides with anything, as his pure red eyes could pierce through the dark. after taking its saddlebags and putting them in his back, he proceeds to walk to the front door.

The only fair way to describe its "home", would be "empty", but even with nothing to stop the Echo, his hooves appear not to make any sounds.

After a while, he manages to open the front door, instantly getting blinded by the bright light of the morning. Taking deep breaths while his eyes get used to the unforgiving shine of the sun, he proceeds to leave the structure.

Deep down it knows is gonna be a long day, extra long having in mind he has to walk the double with his small legs. after a while, he works his way to arrive at his destiny... to an alley where trash cans were put in a line, with out thinking twice it proceed to jump into a trash can, where it started to eat all that could fit in his "small" mouth, he didn't even flinch when it fount something that it was not food, truly he did not care, fully knowing that he could even eat steal with out having even the smallest of stomach ache.

After a while, he suddenly stops, stands up in the trash can, and looks around, it was then he notices, a raccoon coming out of another trash can, the creature flinch a little when it saw the strange-looking goat looking back.

It was normal, the goat was frowning, if before it looked mad, now it looks pissed, when the raccoon was about to run away, it suddenly smile, then proceed to go into the trash can for a moment, the raccoon was confused, waiting for a while, looked how the goat come back, but now holding in its front hooves a mostly complete muffin, the raccoon salivates a little while it holds one of his paws to the muffin, which the goat hoove over, the raccoon happy with the affair proceeds to leave the dump, almost like a spell was broken, the goat stops smiling, and proceeded to quite literally eat trash food.

After a while, he leave the trash can, and in some magical way, his fur was mostly clean. Again he suddenly stop mid-action and saw behind him how the raccoon had come back with a shiny golden object, The goat smiled.

with a somewhat masculine voice it talks to the raccoon "Well thank you, little girl, you didn't have to, but I will gladly accept". not waiting for to it fall to the ground, the goat proceeded to grab the bit with his mouth, and using some effort he manage to put it in his saddlebag. The raccoon happy with the interaction proceeded to run away once more, this time the smile in the goat held for a little longer, murmuring to himself, the goat speak "man, I still can't believe how smart the animals are in this world".

Finally breaking the smile he proceeded to have a more "neutral" expression, and by that, I mean that he proceeded to look a little mad again.

After a while, he made his way to the market and proceed to buy some vegetables that could last a while, he could not understand why in this world people still use bargains when buying stuff, but he didn't care, what he did care is that some of the assholes try to rip him off, probably because they saw him like only a kid.

Finally, when he was leaving the little town which started to get full with the morning rush, he accidentally stumbled upon a lavender-looking unicorn, which eyes grow wide when she saw the goat. with out losing a beat, the goat did a beeline away from the unicorn, he didn't want to get bothered... ok Truly he mostly did not want to talk to HER, but he somewhat knew it was going to be impossible to keep ignoring the disciple of Princes Celestia.

"Excuse me".

Giving a small sigh he proceeded to try to ignore the purple unicorn, but the unicorn manage to keep pace by his side easily thanks to the size difference, when she was ahead she manage to exchange glances with the goat.

under his wreath, he whispers. "Goddammit" he fully knew that he could not ignore her, so decided to stop.

"What was that?"

With an annoyed tone of voice, he looked up and saw the unicorn "nothing, what can I help you with?"

"well you see, it's the first time I see a goat with your type of eyes, normally they have rectangular eyes, but yours are slit"

Giving her a deadpan look she flinched a little, She seemed a bit uncertain now that the little kid was giving her practically a dead stare "Now? You didn't even tell me your name and you expect me to respond to your question?"

The purple un unicorn gave him a somewhat sheepish smile "sorry, I didn't plan to offend you, my name is twilight sparkle, what is your name"

"Hunger"

the unicorn stares at him a little, then blinks "sorry?"

The goat keeps a straight face, while he cursed more on the inside, -THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS- he screams in his head, not wanting to make a scene he just repeated his name "Hunger".

Twilight stood silent for a moment, not knowing how to respond, when she noticed that Hunger was starting to lose his cool, she practically blurted out "That is... a strange name"

"..."

"..."

"Rude" without missing a beat, the goat proceeds to try to walk again.

Twilight panicked a little, and tried to follow him "Wait!, I didn't mean like that"

"shuuureee, then how did you mean it?"

The unicorn started to sweat a little "well, I just mean that it's a strange name around this parts!"

"Well duh, how many goats do you see around these parts?"

"Wel-"

He cut her off "none, there are no goats in this parts"

a little trow off, Twilight didn't know what to say, so a little insecure she spoke "So your name is a normal Goat name?"

Hunger just keeps walking, with not apparent intention of stopping "Nope"

Twilight gave him a somewhat confused stare "then where did that name come from?"

"An old friend give it to me, because I'm always hungry she told me, that and I didn't have a name that I could tell her at that time"

This answer seems to shock her even more "wait, so your parents didn't give you a name?"

Hunger seems to be thinking for a moment, he didn't want to give too much information about himself, plus the fact he didn't want to lie, so he decided to throw her a curve ball, to see if he could escape from her when the shock got to her "nope, I never knew my father, and my mother died when I was less than a year old"

His gambit seems to pay off since when the weight of the answer falls into twilight she stops for a moment, After blinking hard, she practically screams the answer "WAIT, WHAT!?" it was then that she noticed that when she blinked, she lost sight of the little kid.

Hunger breathed a sigh of relief, perhaps it was not the best kind of idea to tell her that he was practically an orphan when he looked like an eight years old kid, but he did not care right now, he had the stuff to do, and he could not "work" if that unicorn was looking at him doing his business.

When he was walking by the marketplace again, he noticed something weird, he felt the indistinguishable feeling of hunger of a griffin, it was really strange since ponys usually didn't take kinds of other species around their towns, so he decided to take a look since it was not that far.

After arriving, he noticed the griffin, her feathers remember him of a bald eagle, white feathers came from the chest up, and a combination of brow feathers and fur covered the rest of her body, her yellowish claws seem to be well polished, and around her eyes were some kind of violet highlighter, her eyes were deep yellow.

Hunger raise an eyebrow when he saw how she stole an apple, and he raise the other when he saw how after clearly bumping into a pegasus on purpose, she proceeded to scream at her.

Thinking for a moment he decided to give her a warning since ponies usually didn't take kindly to stuff like this, walking by her side he whisper some words that only she could hear "Well, you sure are a dick, be careful, this could bite you in the ass later" when she tried to find the source of the voice, he was already gone.

In the distance, he heard someone scream "Who of you dweebs said that? hu!?" shanking his head while he walk away, he could but feel some pity for her, with some luck the guard is not gonna catch her... o wait, he technically was the guard since Ponyville didn't have any official guard post, well, in that case, he didn't care, mostly because of two reasons.

1.-He kinda despite ponys a little because of his story with them.
2.-He truly did not have enough extra strength to give a fuck about it. (having in mind that he was half her size)

So with out futter delay he proceeded to walk to the everfree forest to check the weird "hungry" signal.

The Everfree forest is a weird place, he could even say it was even weirder than the forest where he came from, but he guess that weird is much better than "deadly". He could swear that the forest was kinda "alive", in the sense that he felt that it had a certain point of intelligence, maybe it was his paranoia, but deep down his core, he could feel he was right.

Even when he could see in the darkest nights and shadows, there was something that did not let him see 100% of his vision, like some kind of fog that made trees move from the side of his eyes, dark figures moving from tree to tree, even when he could feel when a creature was hungry and was close by, he could not shake the feeling that something or someone was watching him.

The ground was not steady and even the plants seem to want a piece of him, sometimes he could see faces in the trees, screaming in horror, perhaps trying to scare him so his wits would fail him, but his mind remain strong, he had seen much worse before, he was confident in his skills, always making sure that he saw where he was stepping on.

Sometimes he saw unnatural creatures scampering in the trees in the distance, but he did not let his curiosity win, he knew better, after all, the best battles are the ones that you can avoid. making sure his breath was steady, he gracefully avoid any conflict that he could, sometimes even by hiding at the root of a tree or holes in the ground, waiting for the danger to pass.

It was true that he was not so used to this strategy, but thanks to the time one learns to adapt, plus the fact that he could feel when he was in danger or when a creature was trying to find his dinner.

Since he was already in the forest, he took his time to take any plant that he could use, so be it medicine... or poisonous plants, he did not mind. He always made sure to leave plants behind, the last thing that he wanted was to make them disappear because he took them all.

When his saddlebags were full or there where danger that the poison could touch the good plants or his rations, he started to eat the plants in small amounts, even when the plants can kill anyone that dare to eat them, he did not care, he just bite into them, most of the time he didn't even chew them, he just swallows them.

Even when he was unable to see the light of the sun, he could feel that it was the middle of the day by now, and he was getting closer, he could feel it, someone was very hungry, when he closes his eyes and concentrated again, he could feel the emotions.

Despair.
fear.
sadness.
loneliness.

Walking a little faster than before, he manages to see something in the distance. Before he was some strange mask hanging from the trees, he could not help but feel like he saw some mask like this before, and memories from his old life come to the front of his mind.

in a murmur, he says "African mask?..." perhaps waiting for an answer he stalls for a while, and maybe after not hearing anything, he continues making his way to them. But then he started to feel like something was wrong, how a small pressure was making its way over his mind, it was very odd, he could swear that he could hear a whisper in his ears.
~go back~ ~there nothing here~

His head started to hurt a little the more he ignore them, and then doubt started to arise in his mind, he felt like the whispers were of his own voice, his own thoughts.

-yes, nothing is interesting here, they are just some dumb masks, I should probably leave...-

But when he was about to leave, he notice it, Those were not his thoughts, and when he notice he was furious -HOW DARE YOU, THIS IS MY BODY, IT IS ALL MINE- Doing his best, he grab that implanted ideas and throw them to the back of his mind. Now with his mind a little more clear, he manages to go deeper into that zone, but he still was not out of the woods, he could feel like the more close he was to the middle, the sicker he felt.

For some reason, he felt like the whole world is moving, he felt like he wanted to puke all over him, with great grades of difficulty, he manages to keep going straight, but his mind was getting tired, and he knew that he could not be there for long. But luckily he saw his destiny, a big tree that had some windows on it, in there he could see some light, but the bad part was that there were many more masks on it.

With maybe in a little too much haste, he runs to the door of the big tree and knocks on it, hoping that the creature that was there was not malevolent he waited, and when he was feeling that his mind was falling apart, the door opens.

The creature was a Zebra, with a mowhawk and some gold rings on her neck, there were more details but he could not keep his mind straight, probably for the same reason he could not understand what she was saying.

-she is... rhyming?- he tough, not sure since his mind was not all there, but he indeed was sure of something, this was the thing that was feeling hungry. For a moment he decided if he should aid this creature, but before he could be sure, he felt a big need to puke.

Using pure willpower, he manages to keep a straight face while he looks at her, choosing fast, he decides to give them the rations that he had bought today since he buy them only for this reason after all. Moving fast he takes the rations of his saddlebags and leaves them on the ground, then proceed to try to run away, only to fall flat over his face.

ignoring the pain in his head, he stand up and decided to get out of there as fast as he could, in his drunken state, he did not even notice the blood that start falling from his forehead.

After running for a while, he finally manages to get far enough to get all his senses back, slowly he starts to notice how numb where his legs where and how much his lungs where burning -Goddamit, for how long did I run?- looking around he notices that he doesn't recognize where he is.

Before he can concentrate, he felt a sharp pain in his neck, Hunger tries to scream, but only his breath come out of his mouth and before he can react, he starts to notice how his body is starting to get numb, he tries to run but only manages to fall over the cold forest ground, his body not responding.

A creature falls from his spot over the tree several feet away from Hunger, at first glance, one will think that is some kind of lizard, but something is mot right, all his scales are pitch black, and in his tail, there are several stripes of color sickening yellow, in the tip of this tail a small trail of smoke is coming out, the creature is bigger than Hunger by 2 feet and his steps makes little to no sound, his eyes where red.

Hunger starts to sweat profusely, his breaths becoming ragged, the creature doesn't seem to mind, since it starts to get closer very slowly, claw by claw, while it seems to study hunger. He now has practically already closed his eyes while a small trickle of saliva comes from his mouth, and a small pool of his blood starts to form in the dirt thanks to the wound that he already had in the head.

The creature tower over him and he doesn't seem to move from that spot, a small "click" is hidden thanks to his ragged breaths, in what seems to be an eternity, the creature opens its maw and gets closer to the neck of the little kid. But then hunger suddenly stops breathing so raged, he doesn't seem to breathe at all, the creature notice this and stops.

Hunger smiles "Well done you fuking moron" the creature tries to jump back, but it was already too late, an explosion of blood coming from the neck of the creature provokes hunger to be covered by it. A knife seems to be floating in thin air in the neck of the demon, Then suddenly it twists! making a gaping wound in's throat and his skull, when blood starts to fall, it seems to slide on something in the air, an arm coming from the little goat.

Making a terrifying smile hunger start to stand up, letting a small chuckle escape from his lips.

"Man, thanks for walking so slow, if you didn't do that, I would not have had the time to purge the poison from my body" taking the knife out provokes the creature to fall over the ground "I don't even know why I'm talking to you, you are already dead".

Hunger drops the knife over the ground, using one of his front hooves, he proceeds to check his forehead, after removing his hof from his head he notices it cover in blood "I will guess that you came because of the smell of blood, dam, how I didn't notice this? whatever, I will enjoy this"

Hunger gets closer and opens his mouth wide, but doesn't stop there, His jaws appear to break and deform until he manages to fit the entire head of the demon in his mouth... AND THEN HE BITES.

Then sickening sounds of flesh tearing and bones snapping commence to inundate the forest.

~~~~

Gilda just had one of the worst days of her life, all started well when she was visiting her old friend, Rainbow dash, but all had gotten downhill after she had met that Pinkie pie, now she had just broken up with the only friend that she had.

She was outside of a creepy-looking forest, she had "sweat" coming from her eyes, some part of her was hoping that dash was going to try to find her so they could patch things up, but it didn't happen, it been a while since the moon had gone up, and still, there was no rainbow dash to be seen.

Worse of all she had nowhere to stay the night, true she could sleep in a cloud, but at night the sky got kinda chilly, her body was made to keep the heat for some hours, but the cold air will still get to her bones in the middle of the night.

she would probably gonna had to find a comfy tree to sleep in if things keep like this, and probably her back was gonna kill her in the morning, but it was better than nothing. she was about to leave the tree where she was waiting when she heard hoves walking towards her, she almost got giddy thinking that was her old friend, but then she noticed that the sound had come from the forest.

When she looked back she noticed the smell of blood and then she notice red slit eyes, looking back at her, she almost did a break for it until she saw what it was. She was not sure, it look kinda like a pony, but something was off... it had 2 horns? they kinda look like the horns of a goat or a ram, so maybe it was one of that 2 species?

But truly the only reason she did not run away was that she was a head taller than that guy, adding to the fact that the guy was having a relaxing smile... well she tough that he was a guy, but his eyes were kinda feminine.

"It's a good night, I'm right?" yup, totally a dude, Gilda didn't know how to feel about this guy, but sooner rather than later the guy was by his side "do you mind keeping me company?"

Now that the moonlight was hitting the guy directly, she could see that this guy was drenched in blood, she was not one to care about new people, but even she could care for someone in his state.

"Dweeb? are you ok?"

giving her an even bigger smile, he just sit down close to her "Yea, most of this blood is not mine anyway" that kinda gave her a cold sweat, he probably notice since he immediately added, "I mean, most of this blood is from some monsters of the everfree".

that kinda gave her a sigh of relief, which made the guy chuckle a little "Hey!, is not funny!".

After two more seconds, the guy stopped "yea, you are probably right, gods know that if I saw someone covered in blood walking toward me in the middle of the night my -Fight or flee- will probably kick in, which probably make you braver than me".

She couldn't help but smile at the praise "you bet your ass that I'm braver than you!" when she said the last word, her stomach decided that it was a good time to make herself know that she had not eaten in a while.

Giving another chuckle, he said with a smile "apparently hungrier than me too" before she could do a jab back he added, "Do you want some of my special jerkies?".

"Wait, you have jerky?"

He gave a small nod while he reach to his back "Yup, and not any jerky, mine are high quality, I make sure of it" when she was about to ask what he was doing, she saw that in his back had some saddlebags that she didn't notice before thanks to the coat of blood that he had, after some seconds he took out a small paper bag that it looks like the blood had not reached.

Suddenly the smell of spices and meat hit the nose of Gilda, she could not help that her wings gave a small shudder of excitement, she tried to reach for the bag, but he reacted faster and got it out of the way, and before she could whine about it he said "ah ah ah! let's make a trade first"

"a trade!? but you just offered it to me!"

He shook his head "I never say it was gonna be free!"

she was starting to get pised "But I don't have any bits!"

"Good, because I don't want any, I just want to hear what happen"

She relaxed a little "What happen?".

"Well, you know, is not normal to see a griffin here in the middle of the night being kinda mopey about something"

She could not help herself to ruffle her feathers a little "and why do you care? Hu?!".

He gave her a patient smile "well you see, I kinda owe one to one of your species, but since he is dead I think is fair that I gave the favor to one of their kind".

"That still doesn't explain why you care"

"because maybe if you tell me your problem I can help you in some way!"

Gilda narrowed her eyes "and why do you have the food as a hostage dweeb?"

"Because I know very well how prideful griffons can be, and if I did not hold it hostage you maybe won't tell me"

She seemed like was going to add something more, but then close her beak, after giving a sigh and extending a hand she said: "fineee, give me the meat and I will tell you".

"with your honor?".

"yea yea, just give me the bucking meat".

What a smile, the goat gave her the jerky, with out futter delay, she proceeded to take a piece of the dried meat and took a bite, With a shudder and a little moan of pleasure "O sweet Grover, this is the good stuff".

He gave her a toothy smile "that good, hu?".

"You bet! The ponys are too soft to know how to treat meat!" chewing a little more she gave him an inquisitive look "not to offend, but could swear that goats were pretty much like ponys"

"not taken, to tell you the truth, you are mostly right, but just like ponys have their pony types, they do have something similar" Gilda could swear that was something wrong with what he said, but before she could ask more, he continued "You see, some Goats or Rams have some demonic descendants, some of them have even the blood of "Grogar the father of monster" in them, letting them cast spell just like unicorns can!"

When she heard that Gilda kinda got pumped up "Woah!" after noticing that, she cleared her throat a little, "I mean, yea, that sounds kinda cool, and what type of them are you?".

"I'm lucky enough to have the body of a descendant of Grogar and The characteristic of the demon of food!"

"wait, so you can do magic?"

"Yup... well now I can do it anyways, I have to admit that I'm kinda out of practice"

She raised an eyebrow "Have you tried?".

"Actually I have not tried in a very long time, let me see..." focusing on a decent size rock, his two horns started to begin sparking to life, and very slowly and shaky the rock started to rise in a crimson aura "hey, that pretty neet, my magic is back!".

Gilda was not all that impressed, but she decided to humor him, giving him a very obvious false excited voice she said "yea that is pretty neat..." that was until she noticed something "wait, did you say that you got it back?".

"Yea, not long ago I lost my horns due to a... accident, thankfully it seems that they grow back enough so I can use them again, but we are kinda losing the point, the reason why I can eat meat is thanks to my demonic blood, to tell you the truth I can ingest anything with out a problem, I could even eat lava if I'm careful!"

Not even caring if she sounded too excited, she speak her mind "Wow!, that's pretty cool, how it tastes like!?"

"I would like to say spicy, but most of the time tastes just like molten rock with the consistency of very stiff honey"

"That sounds pretty bad, and how does it taste when is not most times?"

"like gems, but again, we are kinda losing the point, this was supposed to be about you, not a history class"

that instantly put a damper on her mood "ho... right, I almost forgot" that was the truth, she was kinda enjoying herself since she had forgotten about what happened with Rainbow "whatever, I guess I did promise to tell you... But, you better not tell anyone about this, ok dweeb?!"

"Ok, fine, only if you tell me the absolute truth, not your point of view"

"Ugh, fine"

For the first time, he gave her a serious face "You better, because let me tell you something, I know what lies taste like, so you better don't think you can lie to me"

That kinda caught her off guard, but after giving another bite to the piece of meat, she responded "Whatever, yes, fine, but I will say once, so you better pay attention!"

"Yes mam, I promise that I shall give my utmost attention and all shall not comment to any other soul about this"

Giving a more resing sigh, she proceeded to count the story to the Goat, of how she visited her old friend, Rainbow dash, and planned to pass time alone with her like the old times, later how she meet Pinkie Pie and how she did not leave them be and her many attempts to get rid of her, how she had gone to the party where she was humiliated and thought that Pinkie was behind it and she snapped at her and all the ponys in the party, to find out how it was rainbow dash the one that put all the pranks on her, the last thing she told him about was how she made her chose between her or her other friends and how she did not choose her.

"So now I was hoping that she would have tried to find me so we may fix things, but she never come"

"hu... Well now you kinda gave me some insight into how the element of loyalty works, kinda weird how she chose to remain loyal to all her friends except you"

Gilda gave a small sight of relief and her wing relaxed a little "I know right!?, I mea-"

"But you have to admit that you kinda put her in a bad place"

Gilda ruffles her feathers and screams a the top of her lungs "Are you kidding me!? She was the one who left me behind!"

"And you are the one that did not let her feelings know, you did not tell her that you wanted to have some alone time with her, You were the one that didn't tell her how Pinkie make you feel and you were the one that made her chose between her love ones thinking that she would just dump them for you"

"B-But -I just- I mean- EUGH!!!!" she wanted to run away, to go hide until morning, but then she saw his face, he didn't have pity or disgust on his face, he did not look like was happy how this all end or mad even, he had a calm expression, calm that was contagious, then noticed that she made the same thing with rainbow dash, she just runs away, then she slumped down in the ground.

Giving her a caring smile, the goat speak with a soft voice "Glad that you did not run off this time".

Taking a deep breath Gilda looked him in the eyes "Yea yea, buck you dweeb, where you like, supposedly to help me or something?".

"And I will indeed help you if you want"

"And how are you going to do that? I don't know if you noticed, but I just broke up with the only friend I have!".

"Well, first two things, I still believe that rainbow sees you like a friend, and also even if she doesn't, you still have a friend"

Gilda scoffed "what, are you going to tell me that queen lame-o is my friend? because I would prefer to die than be friends with Pinkie pie"

"Nah, I mean that I'm your friend you dumbass, now get up, the limit time before the demons come after me is about to end"

Gilda was kinda stunned for a moment, she didn't even know his name and he was calling himself her friend "Hey!, don't come with the sappy stuff, I-, wait, what demons?" she suddenly stand up and looked at the goat.

The Goat gave her the most nonchalantly smile possible and point to the forest "that ones, I mean, I'm still full of their blood accents so they should not have the balls to attack me for another fifteen minutes, but still, they just need one bold one before for them to come to attack me again" finally looking in the direction where the hoof of the goat was aiming, then she saw them, many red eyes looking directly at her, waiting for an opening "you would be surprised how well they come together when they felt a treat to their territory"

Gilda made an audible gulp, and proceed to grab the goat "let's leave this place!" Gilda was surprised at how easy he was to lift, that made her bold enough to take flight with him under his talons.

After taking some distance Gilda notice how the Goat was screaming all the way while he hold for dear life "-R YOU SON OF A BITHC TELL ME BEFORE YOU GRAB AND TAKE FLIGHT YOU OVERSIZE CHICKEN"

She just gave him a perplexed stare "Dweeb, just relax, you are just flying".

For the first time he saw a little rage in the eyes of the goat, that combine with true fear "I'm flying!? NO, YOU IDIOT YOU ARE FLYING, IS VERY FUKING DIFFERENT NOW LAND BEFORE I PANIC EVEN MORE!"

"Gezz, alright, alright, here we go to land, just relax for a moment"

"IF I WERE NOT RELAXED I WILL BE KICKING AND SCREAMING YOU FUKING -MFSSSs" after throwing the goat on the ground, he landed face first on the floor.

"See what happens when you do not relax dweeb?"

With his face still planted in the ground told her "Fnnfff yhhhh"

Gilda confused got closer "sorry, what did you say?"

Finally, the goat stand up "I said, FUCK YOU"

Gilda tried to cover her ears, but it was already too late "Gezz, what's wrong dude? you didn't just tell me that we were friends are something?"

After composing himself, he proceeded to clear his throat "Ehem, yes, we still are, I only have... let's say, bad experience with flying, just don't do it again, leaving that behind, do you have a place to stay the night?"

Giving him a sheepish smile she looked at him while she had gone all four "actually, no, I do not have a place, may I stay with you tonight?"

"Shure thing, I live alone, for now, so having company will be a pretty good change of pace, follow me"

Giving him a smug expression Gilda proceeded to jab his side a little "Would be not easier if we just f-" before she ended the sentence, the goat gave her a death glare, adding the fact that his fur was still tinted red was quite the sight "alright alright, relax dweeb, I was just teasing"

Rolling his eyes he proceeded to guide her again.

"so anyways, what is your name"

"My name is Hunger, yes, Hunger, and what's your name??"

Blinking a little she decided to give him a break and answer his question "Gilda, nice to meet you dweeb"

Giving her a somewhat tired smile, he told her "Nice to meet you too".