My little minecraft player

"Fuuuuuuck...... Aghh... Fuck..Fuck.Fuck...AGHHHH!", Max screamed in agony.

"Shiiit aghh, FUCKKKK!!!", Max screeched from this unthinkable pain, while violently throwing himself from one side of the bed to the other.

He was punching and kicking and screaming in every direction available to him, he tried to stop this awful pian, or make the pain smaller, but nothing helped. It was still a burning hell for him.

This pain was a horrible pain, as if someone was changing his very being, adding something that was never there, something that should have never been there to begin with.

This has gone on for several hours already, with currently no end for our poor hero in sight.

"Damnnn... IT!!!!!", Max cried out, with no effect,"Make it stop..... MAkE it SToop ...MAKE... IT...STOOOOP!!!!"

He was reaching out to anything and anyone, to help him escape from this torture.

His hand landed on something, a glass bottle, without thinking too much about it he pulled the cork and spewed the content of the glass bottle all over his face as to alleviate some the pain with the fluids inside of the bottle, as he persumed the contents of the bottle being water.

And it actually helped.

The pain got smaller and smaller, giving him room to breath and calm down, till the awful pain eventually went away.

For, about an hour, he lay there motionless, trying to move as little as possible so that he does not experience a comeback of the pain, due to physically straining himself, and to comprehend it, and to relax.

After having completely recovered, or at very least as much as possible while resting in his bed, he slowly rolled to the side of the bed, and stood up, and had a tiny nervous breakdown.

Max wasn't home.

"Where am i, WHeRe the fu......", as our worn out protagonist looked around he noticed, that he was not at home, but... in his Minecraft base,"WHAT THE FuCK Is GoinG On!!!" Max screamed, his throat still being in hell from all the shouting he did before.

At the same time he noticed that he wasn't even wearing his clothes anymore, he was wearing some strange armor. But after a moment he identified the armor as his own, the one he always wore, and last wore as he, in game, went asleep. He tried removing the armor, quickly noticing that without cutting, or cracking it open, it would be impossible to remove it.

"What the... huuugh, damn it", Max said to himself, planting his hands on his face to calm himself, not knowing how to react or what to say in this situation, besides saying WTF over and over.

Slowly and groggily he stood up, as not to fall over, but surprisingly, the armor made no real issues for him, it behaved itself as if part of his body. Of course it clanked loudly, so for anything sneaky it wouldn't be that great, probably.

Exiting his room, he carefully looked to the left and right, making sure nobody was around, and thankfully, nobody was around, so he quietly closed the door behind himself, and explored his Base, presumably his Base.

Walking down the hall needed some getting used to, as it felt as if it was the first time ge walked in his life, and everything being Blocky didn't help all that much.

Going further down, being mostly occupied by the glorious task of not falling flat on his face while hearing his armors loudly clanking, he failed to notice the iron golem who was walking straight towards him.

CLANNKKK... echoed through the halls of Max's base, as he walked into the Iron golem, losing his balance and landing on his armored Butt.

Glancing upwards Max eyes shrunk to the size of peas as he realized that he just collided with an Iron golem.

Not knowing what to do or how to react he just dumbly stared at the Golem, as the Golem stared back at him.

Making a move, the Golem put, surprisingly softly for it's size and strenght, it's massive hands on Max's shoulders and helped him get back on his feet. After having helped him back to his feet, the Golem gave Max a pretty cheerful and friendly smile before stomping around him and continuing on it's way.

The Golem didn't think much of this encounter, but for our Hero it was quite frightening, as a giant metal automaton who could quite easily crush his head in one of his hands was standing before him, but instead being angry or annoyed was of good mood and pretty cheerful, not really caring to much about Max ramming into it.

Coming out of his little mid-life-crissis he remembered that the Golems only attacked if you attack them or Villagers, and considering he didn't do that, he was all fine. Although due to him having build this Golem, the Golem wouldn't have attacked him either way.

Starting to walk down the halls again, our protagonist thought about the implication of this Minecraft world, as he entered the Villager district. Is he truly in the Minecraft world, is the world just like his friend's circles Minecraft server, if his base is here, and he is here, and mobs like the Iron Golem, are his friends here?

But a thing didn't add up quite nicely. Everything, at least in his base, was blocky but "realistically blocky", not only that but some things that should be blocky aren't, like the Villagers, the houses he build for thrm underground and many other things, including himself and his armor, as while it appears that he should be blocky, considering everything in Minecraft is blocky, he wasn't blocky.

Nor in his own body, he realized, as he inspected himself further. While his pocketless armor ( entchanted Netherite armor) heavily obscured his clothing, he saw that he was not in his own clothes, but the clothes his character used to wear.

Or at least he thought so, as the armor he wore obscured most of his body.

Normally he would be out of his mind and panic at the prospect of being not in his own body, but due to the strangeness and surrealness of the situation he's in right now, he just can't help but stay calm, while having just an interal breakdown of not being in his body.

Strolling to the nearest bench, he slumped down on the bench and took a big breath.

Letting his gaze wander over the village, he noticed just how... alive it was.

The Villagers where running about doing tasks, kids playing with each other, and speaking with each other, speaking actual understandable words he could kinda understand and generally behaving like actual living, breathing and thinking people.

Standing up and walking away, he left the Villager district, passing by Villagers and golems, although noticing how weirdly the Villagers looked at him, as he was in a position of power, like someone looking at a king, but anyway. Strolling through the halls, having been sucked into his own thoughts, his hands slowly wandered down to his pockets, sliding into them, he subconsciously took a block of stone and started toying with it.

As he came out of his thoughts, having reached the entrance of his respectable base, he contemplated shortly if he should open the door, as if it really was not just a dream, and night outside, he could get mauled to death by a zombie or shot by a skeleton. But he decided to go outside, as he could easily outrun them, and if they get inside, there are plenty of golems to deal with whomever might try to hurt him, not ti mention his armor, which he entchanted with the best things he could find and fit on it.

Taking out his right hand out of his pocket to activate the lever on the right wall which activates the door mechanism, that he placed there so that no Villagers or golems can activate the door mechanism and wander outside, our protagonist noticed that he was holding a stone block.

"Where the hell did that come from?", he asked himself as he was sure that it wasn't there as he put it into his pocket.

Wait....pocket?

His armor doesn't have pockets, he knew that, he checked before.

Looking down he saw nothing, no pockets, no nothing. It was just his armor, nothing more, nothing less.

"Weird...", whispered Max to no one in particular.

A brilliant idea coming to his mind, he put his right hand to his hip, where the pockets would be, for example the pockets on Jean's, and touched the armor ........ nothing happened.

Looking dumbly at his hip, he tried doing the same thing again, but just used his power of imagination to imagine a pocket on his hip, and it surprisingly worked.

His hand slipped into a black space where the stone block, and many other things, that he had in his inventory before falling asleep and falling into this mess where.

Taking his hand out of the black pocket hole, he hesitantly tried to do it again and it worked again, having taken a snowball out of this black pocket hole. And it wasn't just an illusion or his head playing tricks on him, as he can clearly feel the snowball in his hand. He tried the same on his left hip, and it worked there to, truly amazing and very strange.

And very strange feeling as well. It felt as if he put his hand in cold cream and cold air, but not a big cold, just a slight chill.

And the weirdest part is, that he knew everything that's inside his pocket..... or inventory? It's strange and difficult to explain, but he just knew what he had and how much space he still had.

Tinkering a little bit with the pocket, he took other things like a potion, a torch, his sword (which he swiftly put away as he had Fire Aspect on it, which made it light on fire) and his helmet which he was currently wearing.

He was just thinking about his helmet, and it came of, showing his Minecraft characters cowboy hat.

Putting it back away in his ........ inventory .... Max focused on placing it "back on his head" , after a few seconds it plopped back on his head.

"Interesting, I should experiment with this this pocket inventory a bit more later on.", our main character said to himself," but first, let's see what's out there waiting for me."

Turning his attention back to the lever, he pulled the lever down, activating a not all to complex mechanism that opened a small enough passageway to get outside his base.

Walking through the passage, his eyes adjusting fast to the new light, the hidden passage closed swiftly as he pressed a well hidden button in the ground. After pushing the button and stepping away a good distance from the secret passage, Max dedicated his focus entirely to the astonishingly beautiful view that was in front of him.

Pretty Meadows and flower fields, large forests as far as the eye can see, charming hills, gigantic mountains with elegant waterfalls and in the middle of it all a quiet and peaceful little Village.

And just below where he stood was a large and graceful castle city teeming with life, as from his point of view, tiny little people of literally every color where swaggering about in in every direction, making for an all in all breath taking view.

Being so surprised by the beautiful sight he saw, he failed to notice the two beings, one light pink and the other white, that where approaching him from behind.

"Hello, who are you?,", a feminine voice asked our hero from behind him, the startled Max turning around to see, two horse people starring at him, one pink with a horn and wings, the other white with a horn.

As the white one studied Max, clearly noticing his combat armor, the white horse person took a, what our protagonist would describe to be, a defensive position along with the pink one and said.

"In the name of princess Celestia, as the captain of the royal guard, state your business.", the white horse-person-man said in a more aggressive tone in a, for our hero, unknown language.

Being already startled, Max reflexively took a step back at seeing they're posture and tone, but failed to notice that he was on the edge of the mountain cliff, and fell of the cliff.

"AARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" , Max yelled out in total panic, while he plummeted down the cliff.

"FUCKKKK, NO NO NOO NOO, ARRGHHHH!!!", Max cried as he descended further down to his untimely demise, until he realized that he was barely going down at all.

Peeping upwards he perceived that he was not falling down, but slowly floating down the cliff headfirst.

Astounding our hero, the two horse person's where following him, both of them flying down, although the white one was floating in a strange blue glow.

At first everything was perfectly fine, as he wasn't in any real danger, as he slowly and safely descended down the cliff. But he hadn't realized nor heard (nor would he have understood) that the pony-human-things wanted to help him by taking him, and flying him down to the ground, as the two pony-human-things where to far away to be heard by Max as they announced what they wanted to do.

But he hasn't caught what they where saying, so he panicked when they tried to grab him, and so he was waving his legs and arms around, in an attempt to not get grabbed by the two of them.

Of course having perceived that the "warrior" in front of them was heavily troubled by they're advances, they tried to say to him (Max) that they're not gonna do anything bad, while trying to snatch him out of the air, which of course made a not all to good impression for Max, as he understood the equivalent of jackshit when the two horse person's talked.

Luckily for him that didn't last long as a he accidentally kicked the white horse person in the face, knocking him clean out and making the pink pony person prioritize him over Max.

Max luck had seemingly no end, as his air acrobatics came soon to an end as he landed in a big indoor pool, with an retractable roof.

"Eeep!"

"Aghh, damn it!"

Regaining his thoughts from landing in the indoor pool, he noticed that under him was something squishy and quite soft, and wet due to being in a water filled pool.

Glancing down, he took a glimpse and immediately was red in the face, as he was ontop of a large blue and black horse person, his hand parked on it's big, juicy and soft boob. It, returning the glance, was just as red as Max, but with a mix of anger and annoyance.

Max, deliberating with himself quickly as to what to say, gave a brilliant question from himself, "Uhhhhh, hy?"

And got right after surrounded by a blue glow, that manifested from the blue horse person's horn, which picked him up, and promptly launched him through a wall.

"FUUuuuck !!!!", our protagonist howled as he was tossed through the wall of the pool house and the next two walls too, and landed back on his face.