Solstice Generic-Name Does It Again
“No, Solstice, there’s no way that you got isekai’d and fucked half of a continent.”
“I’m telling you, Stylus, I did have sexual relations with those women.”
“Didn’t you also have sex with a dude over there?”
“Ah, potato potato, you’re just mad that you still have your virginity.”
Main Stylus rolled his eyes and tapped the paper before him with the pen being held in his magic. “Either way, you were gone for three and a half weeks, I’m gonna have to dock your pay.”
“Can I get that pay back if I bring you some souvenirs next time?”
Main Stylus paused for a moment. “If you can prove that there is a portal to an alternate dimension in your apartment by bringing me something from that other world, I’ll have your pay back in full.”
That was all Solstice needed to hear. Like a horny terminator, he stepped out of the salon and trotted back to his apartment with a grin of determination on his lips.
A hop, skip, and a hump through both of the portals, and he was back in the End. He retraced his cobblestone steps and planted his hooves on the dusty ground with a look of triumph.
“I see you’ve returned…”
Solstice turned around and greeted the very close dragon head with a nuzzle and peck on the snout. “Yep, and I’m ready to go!”
“Perfect, as you recall, I requested that we try anal this time.”
“Of course, just one problem,” Solstice pointed towards his member. “How in Tartarus am I supposed to pleasure you with this?”
The Ender Dragon leaned in close and said the words that Solstice had never hoped to hear:
“Stick your dick in my nose.”
“Excuse me, what?”
“Just trust me, put your schlong in my schnoz.”
“If you keep talking like that I’m definitely not going to.”
“Fucks sake,” She grabbed Solstice and flipped him over, exposing his throbbing cock. She wrapped her massive lips around the shaft.
Solstice moaned softly as he felt his penis touch her massive tongue, feeling it being fondled by the gigantic slab of mouth meat.
What came next surprisingly wasn’t Solstice, but a large breath from the dragon, going directly down his urethra. He didn’t have time to scream or cry out in pain before a sense of intense pleasure overtook him, and his cock began swelling.
“It’s an aphrodisiac, and it has incredible effects on phalluses. It’s been centuries since I’ve had the pleasure of using it.”
Solstice watched in a mix of amazement and horror as his penis soon became as large as his body, then twice the size of his body, and it didn’t show any signs of stopping.
“Ender Dragon,” He said with a tone of worry. “What the fuck?!”
The Ender Dragon picked him up in her hand, watching the continually growing member throb and drip pre-cum as it grew larger in her warm appendage. She rubbed the top of it with her thumb and watched in amusement as that small movement was enough to set off an eruption of ejaculate, coating her hand in cum and dripping off of it and onto a particularly unlucky enderman below, whom shouted obscenities up to the unaware couple.
The cock only stopped its expansion when it was as wide as The Ender Dragon’s hand and three times as long. How Solstice was even still conscious at this point, neither knew nor cared.
Without words, The Ender Dragon got on all fours and positioned Solstice at the entrance to her ass. “When I push you in, just keep pushing off and letting gravity sort out the rest~”
Solstice hardly had time to comprehend the sentence as he was thrust down into her asshole. He shivered at the pleasant warmth that enveloped his shaft and how he could feel her loosening.
When he hilted inside of her and his hooves touched the edge of her hole, he pushed up and out of her. When his tip tugged at the hole, he let gravity slip him back in.
The Ender Dragon sighed with each thrust, enjoyment etched across her facial features.
This continued, yet again, for an indefinite amount of time. Solstice didn’t bother counting minutes or seconds, simply letting himself get lost in her warm hole.
He didn’t even notice when he came, he simply kept going until he could hardly catch his breath. Drenched in sweat, on his next exit, he simply let his tip come out of the tight asshole with a pop. Spooge seeped out of the gaped hole as it tightened back up, The Ender Dragon sighing in contentment feeling it ooze down her backside.
And right onto that same enderman, who had just finished clearing off the last of the last round’s nut. He yelled to the heavens seeking an answer as to why the universe hated him so, and the uncaring void of space neglected to answer him. Be he undeserving or inconsequential to it, nothing and no one answered his cries. He fell into despair and wept, no one there to care.
“Okay… when does my dick… go back to normal?” Solstice asked breathlessly.
The Ender Dragon chuckled and answered by picking him up and wrapping her lips around his dick once again. She started with the tip, licking it as it entered her lips, eliciting a bit of extra sperm from it.
Then she slowly inched the penis deeper into her mouth, rubbing it over her soft tongue and tickling it with her teeth, carefully rubbing it with them.
Then, she pushed the rest of it in, shoving the cock down her throat and tickling it with her uvula. Solstice felt her throat tighten around the tip and middle of his penis, thinking that would be the climax of this little adventure.
He was wrong.
The Ender Dragon created a bit of suction inside her mouth, further tightening her grip on Solstice’s eclipse. Then, she sucked. She sucked his dick like a straw.
Solstice cried out in a mix of confusion and ecstasy as the aphrodisiac and the rest of his nut was forcefully removed from his cock and balls. Every litre of his foal frosting was completely washed down The Ender Dragon’s throat, giving her a hearty meal and a sticky coating down her esophagus.
When all was said and done, Solstice’s stallionhood was back to about its normal size. Neither could say a word by this point, and neither needed to. They bid each other farewell with a nuzzle and Solstice crawled back to the portal.
Main Stylus tapped his hooves on his desk. Not only had Solstice Generic-Name missed three and a half weeks of work, he had come up with a horseapples excuse for why, and then left before his shift even started to go and prove it. Though he had suggested it, he didn’t expect him to just leave before the salon was open!
Stylus was interrupted from his steething when a water bottle full of unknown liquid was slammed upon his desk, the liquid not sloshing around as much as expected.
“Boom, Stylus. Where the hell’s the bits?”
“Okay, before I even chew your ass out for leaving before your shift even started, what in Tartarus is this?” He picked up the bottle in his magic and swirled around the white and purple liquid.
“Dragon Aphrodisiac and my cum.”
Stylus dropped the bottle with a blank stare on his face. “Why have you given me a bottle of your jizz?”
“It’s not the jizz that’s the proof, it’s the purple stuff!” Solstice picked the bottle off of the floor with his hoof. “Firstly, how would I collect this much jizz in a single day without some kind of hyper-potent aphrodisiac?”
Stylus opened his mouth to speak but didn’t even get a word out before Solstice slammed a Polaroid onto his desk. “AND, if I didn’t go to an alternate dimension, how do I have a picture of me getting it on with a villager?”
Stylus looked at the Polaroid and dropped his jaw. The creature in front of his employee being fornicated with didn’t look like anything from Equestria, and there were no signs of the photo being doctored.
“So… about those bits…”
Solstice happily set a comically large bag of bits on his dresser and lazily hopped into his bed. He had once again avoided working by leaving before his shift started, and he even got two weeks worth of paid leave bits out of it. Though something was bothering him, he had the feeling that he forgot to do something, with a certain someone. But what? And who?
“Oh shit.”
An hour and a half later…
“You’re sure about this?”
“Yes! Now step on me! And rub me betwixt your toes!”
“Solstice, if I step on you you’ll get squished.”
“Do I look like a stallion who’s afraid of death?! Do it, mommy!”
The foot came down, and Solstice woke up in his bed with a killer ache all over his body. It didn’t take a royal scientist to deduce what had happened to him. Worth it!
Solstice Generic-Name Decides ‘Fuck It’
Solstice Generic-Name had landed in this strange world one year prior to today, with nothing but the clothes on his back and his… equipment significantly modified.
Whenever he had come across any species that could be considered sentient in any capacity, it would be mounted by Solstice and (With the creature’s consent, as Solstice is not a monster) penetrated for 3-10 minutes.
Most of his scoring was done with villagers, as you can do some really kinky shit with such large noses and foreheads. Think Squidward getting his nose stuck in a vacuum cleaner and having coconut oil applied…
We’re getting sidetracked here, this is about Solstice Generic-Name, and how he got to this point.
Solstice was a humble Earth Pony barber before he was taken from his home. He often got, as the kids say, no bitches. He was more of a cat pony anyway, so it was never really a downside.
Nothing of his job or family mattered now, anyway. All that mattered now was leaving this wretched world.
He wouldn’t lie to himself about not missing his home, no matter how Cockaigne this place was, it wasn’t his apartment in Manehatten. It was better to get the act of leaving over with quickly, like removing a band-aid. The pain would be quick and easier to get over.
His hooves now shifted to a sitting position over the edge of the End Portal. He sighed and reminisced on his adventures and escapades that he had here. From what he had heard from that cartographer he had fucked into a wheelchair (Anal and a LOT of beetroots. Don’t ask.), this was his best chance of leaving.
With a mighty leap, he leapt over the portal and into the stone-brick wall of the dungeon. Rubbing his nose, he reflected on his life’s choices and how shortsighted he’d been prior to and during his visit here. After this, he’d make a change. He was a changed pony, no more stupid and quick decisions.
With a few more steps back up to the portal, he cautiously jumped in, and unsheathed his sword. It was time to go home, pity anypony or anything that tried to stop Solstice.
The first thing he noticed was that he was on a strange box-like platform away from a main island. The second? A figure was flying overhead.
Luckily, Solstice had brought a bunch of cobblestone with him from the expedition that led him to the dungeon. A bit of bridging and he was at his destination. From here, he got a better look at what he was to be dealing with.
The most striking features of the island were the large obsidian pillars jutting out from the floor. That, and the tall dark figures that he was able to identify as endermen. Finally, the bedrock fountain-like structure at the centre of the island that Solstice figured would be his ticket out of here.
“Hm, a lot smaller than I expected, but you’ll do~”
Solstice whirled around and dug his back hooves into the moon-like island floor, sword at the ready to deliver slashes and gashes to whatever creature threatened him. He did note that the voice sounded feminine, putting an idea into his mind of possible talking/fornicating his way out of this place.
He was greeted with a massive dragon’s face. Wait a minute, why the hell does it have eyelashes? Do dragons have eyelashes? She looks bipedal and kind of like those dragons from the books back home. Hmm, I should probably research that if I get home after this…
“Stunned? I know that most are surprised at my endowment, but please do try to keep it in your armour.”
“En… dowed?” Solstice’s eyes drifted behind the dragon’s head. “Holy shit…” Her ass was massive! He looked like an ant compared to her.
She picked him up with a claw, or hand, at this point Solstice was too small compared to her to tell. “I’ve heard about you, small one. I’d like for you too offer your services, if it wouldn’t inconvenience you.”
Solstice was roughly the size of a jellybean in a pony’s hoof. “What did you have in mind, miss?”
“Well, obviously you’re much too small to be of any real use in any practical case, even with that monster you’ve got underneath those leggings.” She stroked his armour with a talon.
“What do you want me to do then?”
“Well…” The Ender Dragon got up and rolled onto her back, spreading her massive legs. “If you would,” She pointed downwards, outside of Solstice’s vision because he was currently in a massive fucking hand that took up most of his view aside from the admittedly attractive dragon’s head and face. “Get inside and use those appendages to stir up my pussy~”
Solstice considered his options. He could drown in a beautiful, powerful dragon giantess’s fluids while inside of the folds of her bits. Or, he could hedge his bets with finding some other way to pleasure her.
Since this was likely the only opportunity Solstice would get to go out on his own terms in his preferred way, he went with option one.
“Deal, but if I die you’re paying for a funeral.”
She tilted her head. “What’s a funeral?”
“It’s a ceremony of one’s burial, typically sombre and respectful. And also very expensive, so I’m hedging my bets on dying and burying myself inside of you.”
“Well, don’t keep a gal waiting~”
“I don’t know what you want me to do, if I jump off of here I die.”
“Oh, sorry. How about I use you and my hand to rub you in there?” She didn’t give Solstice time to answer, being too horny to give half a damn what he would say.
The first thing that hit him as he approached her sweaty thighs was her intoxicating scent. Solstice now knew what it was like to be one of those cartoon characters floating towards the smell of a pie, though not on his own volition to be fair. He couldn’t care less, though. Being eager to do his duty.
The smell got more and more overwhelming as he came closer. His leggings shattered as his shaft erected and pre-cum dripped. His body trembled as the tip of his horsecock first touched her flesh.
Soon, he was inside. The Ender Dragon quivered with pleasure as he squirmed inside of her cave. Quite literally, it was like a cave made out of meat. Semi-horrifying actually, it was very different from her scaly outside.
Solstice felt her react with each step he took, clearly his movements were eliciting a large response. If this got her that hot and bothered, how long had it been since someone had been with her?
Now he was determined to give her a good time. He pressed on to find the G-Spot, despite the quaking of the meaty ground he stepped upon.
The Ender Dragon bit her lip as she felt him inch further inside. She kept rubbing with her hand as a soft moan vocalized her pleasure.
Solstice kept going, the inside was sweltering to say the least. Despite the inside being slick, moving was more difficult than if it were dry. Solstice felt his fur become heavier and wetter. Much like a cat in a bath trying to tunnel its way into China. Feeling like a pussy while inside of a pussy and getting pussy, who would’ve thought.
Despite the difficulty and steep, slick terrain, he pressed on. If he could help it, he would not disappoint the new lady that he had just met and who had just given him a giantess fetish.
Thirty more seconds and he had come face to G-Spot with a familiar old friend. Not really knowing what else to do, Solstice considered what he could do to stimulate it.
He decided on a tried and true technique used commonly when faced with a problem without a clear solution: Beating the shit out of it.
If rubbing it would stimulate it were Solstice the size of The Ender Dragon, then punching it as his normal size would possibly do the same. The logic didn’t make sense to Solstice either, but desperation is the father of innovation.
Standing there, he realized what he must do. So, he sat down and began to punch with both of his hooves. It was time to (At least try) and make history, judges of right or wrong be damned.
The Ender Dragon gasped and writhed as waves of ecstasy washed over her nethers. If the surface of the end island was technically classified as a desert, the force of her nutting from such intense pleasure just turned this place into an ocean.
And that’s not to mention the moaning. If this was earth, it would be an earth-shaking orgasmic cry. Solstice even felt it as he destroyed her G-Spot, though he didn’t falter. If anything, it hardened his resolve (Among other things) to give her the best experience of her sexual career.
This continued for an indefinite amount of time, as time is merely a concept with no meaning outside of civilization, and right now the rest of the civilizations out there could have gone and fucked themselves, as the only civilization that mattered to those two was the one that they shared. Though that didn’t even begin to stop them from fucking each other.
That was that after a while. It could’ve been ten minutes, it could’ve been a week.
The exit was much quicker than the entrance, and eventually, Solstice spilled out with the last of the ejaculate.
Neither said a word to each other as they looked into their eyes.
The silence was only broken by a nearby voice. “Yeah, uh, what the fuck?”
Both pairs of eyes shot to a nearby enderman. Solstice groaned and sat up. “Sorry, sorry.”
The Ender Dragon sighed and relaxed. The enderman shrugged and walked off.
“So, Dragon… how was it?”
The Ender Dragon pointed to the soaked endstone underneath them and smiled. “And you?”
“I was constantly cumming throughout the entire event. I think I’m dying.”
“Well then, I suppose there’s no time for pillow talk, then.” She sadly patted Solstice on the head and pointed to the newly opened portal.
“If I find a way, I’ll come back and visit.” Solstice hugged one of her legs. “Believe me, I wouldn’t miss another chance to do that for all of Equestria.”
“Next time, we’re trying anal and foot stuff.” The Ender Dragon smirked and nudged him towards the portal.
“I’ll see you around, ma’am. I hope it was good.”
“It was, I’ll see you sometime.” She winked and smiled.
With a sigh and final bout of post-nut clarity, he made the tough choice and jumped into the portal.
Solstice woke up in his bedroom. It had been weeks since he’d seen it. He almost couldn’t believe it all, it couldn’t have been anything but a dream.
Then he looked down and found the remnants of his leggings and his plate armour. And his cock still throbbing and dripping.
One look to his left and he found a portal, swirling and with an image of the end.
“I get my cake and eat it too.” He quickly got hit with a wave of nausea and fell over. “Okay. Gatorade, then the barber shop, then I’m gonna get some again.”
