The Unkillable Bounty Hunter

As I wait for the Main 6 I ponder on what I can do next. Of course, I can not change too much of this world other wise I doom it to be erased. Or unwanted guess arrivers and fucks up everything I am trying to do. So the plan is to help when needed and to do very little to interfere. But I have to let them know what they need to do as I am going to be here for a while so I minus will enjoy myself. My eyes were closed and I was too deep in my thoughts that I didn't even hear twilight talk to me.

"Savor? You there? I may need your help." I had caught that last part and that had made me open my eyes and look at the purple unicorn. The others were right behind her and looking at me in awe but rarity was looking at me with a look that said 'What are you wearing?' And I cannot blame her I have been wearing the same thing for countless years. I nodded and stood up straight to face the group.

"Alright, Everyone. I-" Before I could finish what I was going to say. Pinkie Pie interrupt me and then processed to 'correct' me.

"It's Everyponie, Silly!" My mood was a little upset as I do not like to be corrected when I am right.

"EVERYONE, get behind me so I can protect you to where ever we are going." Pinkie's main seem to flatten if only for a second as I lead the group through the forest. Behind me, I heard whispers about me and conversations on what I was, if I was a god, or if I was a spy for Nightmare. All I have heard before and all I can and will ignore. That was when I was tapped on the shoulder by none other than Twilight herself. I then prepared myself for the never-ending questions that were no doubt coming.

"Mr. savor, may I ask a few questions?" She seemed to hesitate to say that and I couldn't help but laugh at that but she seem to not enjoy what I did.

"Sorry, you seem to frighten by me and I couldn't help but laugh." As I said that her face seem to turn red from embarrassment. "But by all means ask away," I say when I notice her take a step back. This resulted in the biggest smile and stars in her eyes.

"What are you? Who are you? Are you God?" These were the first three questions I heard the last few I didn't catch as I was just overwhelmed. And my brain has been thrown some shit so that was something new. It was only when I held out my hand and said.

"Please, one at a time. And keep them short as we are doing something." It took her a minute to realize what I was saying so she just repeated the first three with one more. The fourth was where I came from and that one is going to be hell to try an answer. But I can answer the other three so that is what I am going to do.

"What I am is a human under all this armor and mask." Twilight and the others seem to be confused and wanted to ask more. But that was when Rainbow dash flew in front of me getting right in my face.

"I have a question. How do you know owner names? Are you working with This 'Nightmare Moon'?" That I couldn't help but burst into laughter. Hell, I nearly fell to my knees in laughter, and rainbow dashes face said it all. "What's so funny?" I then stood and told her why I laughed like I was going insane.

"Sorry, I hadn't laughed that hard for a while. Anyway, I am not working for nightmare moon. Mainly for one reason, I do not kill innocents." Rainbow dashes face seem to keep the 'I got my eye on you' look but I didn't mind as I have been through that for countless times. After that, I decided to answer the other two and maybe answer the fourth one if they want to know. "My name is not important at the moment but most people call me The unkillable bounty hunter." They had looked at me with confusion and Twilight backed away in fear. "What? Do I smell?" I said in a joking tone but they continued to look at me in shock and fear. That was when Rainbow dash charged at me, at full speed. Using my speed force time is honestly one of the most powerful versions of myself. In this state, time moves to a crawl and I could see rainbow dashes fist pointed out. It looked a lot like superman's pose but there were more pressing manners. Putting her in an arm lock, careful to not snap her neck as I have done that before. She seemed confused at first but once she knew I was behind her she tried and succeeded in hitting me in the gut. This, of course, did nothing as I am so used to pain and this minus will be a tickle compared to what I have been through. "Despite my name, I am on your side. Yes, I am a bounty hunter. But I help anyone if they want it or not. I see life too valuable to lose." I let her go and she turned quickly and punched me right in the face. Again this was nothing and I barely moved an inch, Rainbow seemed to notice my lack of destress.

"How are you okay?" I heard Fluttershy say to the right of me and I turned to look. She had an expression of worry on her face, I couldn't help but smile under the mask. She hid behind her main when she saw my stair.

"Yes, I am fine. This is not the worst I have been through." She seem to give me more of a worried look, but just nodded and stepped back. That was when Rainbow dash threw a high kick right to my head. The only thing this did, was pop my next which not going to lie I needed. "You done?" I asked as she looked more confused about why I was not fazed by her attacks.

"Yeah, I'm done." She said as she flew back to the group. As she did I turned around and continued to walk through the forest. The others seeing this followed me and I could hear the hoof's steps behind me. Everything remained the same as it did in all the universes I had been to. Well all the MLP ones at least there are an infinite number of universes and some if not all history repeats itself. For example ww2 all war can be avoided but a large number of these universes have a version of ww2. One of the most horrible wars known to man, hell worlds fight when one reaches another. War is a constant and it will always remain. Sure there are some worlds at peace, but time will tell and soon or later someone will want war. This is all too familiar for an enemy I know all too well. He only brings destruction and wants to end all of reality. He has figured out a way to do so but he needs something to do so. As my mind wandered I realized that we were at the canyon and the wooden bridge was knocked down. That might have been me, I don't know maybe but too late to apologize now as rainbow dash flew down and across to fix it. That was when I noticed the fog and a large number of shadow bolts around rainbow dash. More than usual and that is not a good sign, thinking fast I use a grapple gun to pull myself to the fight before it started. My steal toe boot landed right in one of the faces of one of them. This drawled all their attention and before they could act, I had pulled two one-handed shotguns. The Hellfire shotguns have been collecting dust it's about time they are put to use. Firing one shadow bolt from point-blank range, it had launched him two feet away before he was reduced to black smoke. Swinging the one in my left hand to point at the second one and fired. This resulted in the head of the shadow bolt becoming nothing but a stump. That was when the rest turned back to smoke and rainbow dash looked at me with both fear and awe. After seeing this I couldn't help but do the reaper pose. I crossed my arms in an X, holding the Hellfire shotguns as the rest joined us.

"What are you doing?" Rarity asked me with a raised eyebrow. That was when I noticed the rest of the group doing the same. I just stop posing and put the shotguns back in my storage where they would most likely collect more dust. But now we are on to the main fight and I have to admit I was looking forward to this fight. We rushed in my hands in my pocket ready for anything. Not going to lie I have seen this so many times I began to mimic what the main 6 said in mine. That was when something different happened. Normally twilight would find a way to unlock the elements but something was off. There was traces of Nightmare moons magic and a lot more than usual. That was when I realized it was a trap and it was going to do more than just teleport twilight. Spiriting toward her she stopped right as the elements raised from the ground. I pushed her in time as blades from the shadows appeared and stabbed me multiple times. From what I could see twilight was in shock and horror that there was a bloody mess at the foot of the elements. I decided to play possum and lay there I didn't need to do much for the rest. Mainly because My heart did stop but that doesn't mean I couldn't move. If you want to hold me back then you would have to reduce me to ash. And even then that would only take a few minutes to recover from. As I was waiting, Nightmare Moon teleported with her hoove on my head with her great sword in hand.

"You see! The Savoir is nothing more than an insect." That was when I made myself known, But gripping her hoove and using super strength to toss her across the room. With a shocked and fearful expression on her face twilight asked.

"You were" I cut her off by raising a hand and turning to face nightmare moon.

"Get the elements ready. I will deal with her." Running to nightmare moon I leaped raising a fist and slamming it down. She dodged and swung her sword to cut me. But I was going to show her that I was holding back as I did not see her as a threat. Most if not all just try and destroy the elements but this was common. But only if this universe was in the dark verse. I had no time to think more as she again tried to attack. I simply stood there waiting and wanting to see her reaction. As soon as the blade was close enough to my neck, it snapped in half and she couldn't look more scared and confused. "What's wrong? Scared?" I stepped forward and sucker-punched her in the gut knocking the wind out of her. But of course, she had to pull some bullshit to stop me. That was when my right arm flew off and I noticed the large scythe she had in her hands. Damn, she was fast enough to not only cut my arm off, but I also didn't notice until afterward. I over course didn't feel anything but that didn't stop her from removing more of my limbs. It was the other arm and then the legs, torso and finally, she removed my head. I felt none of it and the only reason why it happened was because of my growing hatred and wanting to show that I was no longer fucking around.

That was when I noticed the glowing light in the room. It seemed to catch the attention of nightmare moon as well. We both looked and saw the main 6 and the elements being used. The nightmare was not going to let them finish and she leaped toward them raising her scythe. But I was not done with her yet, using one of my dismembered arms I charged an electrical bolt and fired it toward her. I landed the shot and it did what I was hoping for, holding her in place while also hurting to living shit out of her. After she screamed her lungs out The elements fired and hit her point blank finally ending this night. The sun raised and I could now focus on getting back together. Closing my eyes and turning my whole body to smoke I gathered back into one spot and all at once appeared a hole. I saw Celestia again but before a word could be said I then fell due to lack of sleep and the energy needed to heal my body. Passing out I saw a worried look of Celestia over me which was new most I could tell didn't trust me. But she was different she look really worried about, well I will deal with it when I wake up.