Dr. Venture's Equestrian Adventure

by Joosh

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Human
Length: 1008

Dr Venture gets trapped in Equestria

Upon another unsuccessful experiment, Dr. Venture finds himself in a strange world filled with multicolored, talking ponies.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-24 06:14:03 UTC

Chapter one

Dr. Venture awoke to find himself not in the Venture compound, but a strange forest. As he stood he noticed something off, he was standing on not two, but four legs. He glanced down towards his feet, only instead to find Hooves. He made his way over to a pond were he admired his reflection. Dr. Venture was a blue earth pony with red facial hair, his cutie mark was an atom.

After an hour of walking down the path, he noticed he wasn't in the forest any more, but an orchard. He thoughthe could convince the farmer to help him, since he was a talking horse. He trotted towards the farm house, andknocked feverishly against the hard wooden door, after what felt like hours he heard someone walking towards the door.

He expected a large man wearing overalls and a straw hat to open the door, but to his surprise stood a small horse wearing a hat. He stared at the horse for quite sometime until it did something that astounded Dr. Venture, it talked.

"Howdy the names Applejack, and this here is my farm, Sweet apple acres." Said Applejack, in a thick southern accent. Dr. Venture stared at the small horse named Applejack for a good three minutes.

"Y'all can talk, right?" Said Applejack, unsure if the pony in front of her was deaf or just plain dumb.

"Of course I can talk." Said Dr. Venture

"Well shoot, I thought y'all was death, by the way what's y'alls name?"

"My name is Rusty Venture, super scientist and former boy adventurer!" Said Dr. Venture in a very cocky tone

"Well, nice meeten ya Mr. Venture, I don't think I seen ya around ponyville before."

"Ponyville, what's a ponyville?"

"Ponyville is only the greatest town in all of Equestria!" Said Applejack, with a great pride in her voice.

"So your telling me there is an entire town of colorful talking ponies?"

"Yep."

"Also, whats with this picture on my ass?" Said Dr. Venture eyeing the picture on his flank.

"That thars your cutie-mark, it displays you special talent, or something like that. Looks like yours has something to do with science!"

"Right.... Anyway I got get going before the boys blow up the lab again." Said Dr. Venture as he started to leave.

"Wait!" Yelled Applejack," Let me at least show y'all around ponyville."

Dr. Venture was about to say no until his stomach said otherwise. He really hadn't thought about eating since he got here, you know being a pony really distracts you. Dr. Venture decided to ask if there was a bakery or any kind of food establishment in the town, upon hearing the word yes, he then decided that he could spend a few hours in town. It's not like the boys could die, especially science Dr. Venture had a few clones of the boys lying around for such an occasion.

As Dr. Venture and Applejack walked through town, he noticed a few flying ponies. He asked Applejack about them and she told him they were pegasus ponies and had the ability to fly. Dr. Venture watched as they zoomed about, moving clouds and occasionally racing each other. He also met a rather strange energetic pink pony that sqwelled and ran off as soon as she saw him. Soon he found himself standing in front of a large tree with a door carved into it.

"Is this a bakery?" Asked Dr. Venture, still hungry since he arrived in this world.

"I thought I would introduce y'all to one of my friends before I took y'all down to Sugercube Corner."

Applejack then knocked on the door five times, indicating that it was her. They heard hoovesteps coming from inside the tree, soon emerged a purple pony with what appeared to be a dildo protruding form her forehead.

"Hello Applejack, whose your friend there?" Asked the purple pony.

"This heres Mr. Venture, hes a super scientist." Said Applejack

"I's Dr. Venture, by the way."

"Well Dr. Venture, my name is Twilight Sparkle." Said the purple pony now known a Twilight Sparkle.

"Anyway me and Dr. Venture here was about to go get some lunch, would y'all like to come Twilight?" Asked Applejack.

"Sure, I would love to talk to Dr. Venture about his scientific career." Said Twilight

The three of them proceeded to the bakery known as Sugercube Corner. As they walked, they were soon accompanied by a cyan pegasus pony named Rainbow Dash. She was telling him about the wonderbolts and bragging about how she was the fastest pony in all of Equestria. Dr. Venture thought this pony was annoying as she carried on and on about things he didn't care about. She soon stopped talking about the Wonderbolts and Cloudsdale, he looked at her and noticed the reason she stopped talking, she was staring at Applejack's flank.

Soon the four of the made it too Sugercube Corner, as they walking inside Dr. Venture was tackled to the ground by a pink, sugar crazed pony.

"Hey there, my names Pinkie Pie, and I love parties, cakes, Ice-cream, cookies, cats, dogs..."

"Pinkie"

"candy, fluffy things, balloons, birds, streamers, presents, otters....

"Pinkie"

"Pencils, paper, pens, planners, books, but I hate pears, there just sooo-"

"PINKIE!" Screamed Twilight, getting the pink pony's attention.

"OoOo Sorry about that, I just get really excited when I meet a new pony, and your a new pony, So what's your name?" Said Pinkie.

"My name is Dr. Venture, super scientist and boy Adve-"

"A scientist, I think I know how I'll decorate your party now!" Pinkie said, as she zoomed away fast enough to make Rainbow Dash Jealous.

Dr. Venture, Applejack, Twilight, and rainbow dash ordered some cupcakes, and made there way back to the library where they would eat. As Dr. venture entered, the light switched on and a group of multicoloured ponies yelled surprise, Dr. Venture was so 'surprised' that he fainted.

Note: This is my first story, so it will be a little rough around the edges.