Rainbow Dash writes a letter to Twilight

by Evil Rainbow Dash

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark, Comedy
Length: 280

My god people should not let me be at a computer when i'm sleepy

Okay this is really really fucking short but I might as well post it up here because I think it's fucking funny and people should get a good laugh out of it because of how stupid it is. This shows how bored I get when I wait for a game to install on my computer.

So ya this is what I would think Rainbow Dash would so to Twilight in a letter.. Kind of fucked up

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-21 07:36:12 UTC

the letter

Hey, Twilight... I always was in love with you. I want to lick your horn and bite your nose. You will use your horn to penetrate my ass. I will scream as blood will pour out of my ass. Then, i will use my MIGHTY DODONGO to dig tunnel in your pussy. I will connect 380 volt battery to my MIGHTY DODONGO to enchance our orgasms. As electricity will flow through my MIGHTY DODONGO, i will sing Soviet Anthemn. I will use your pussyjuice to make lemonade for our friends. You will invite Dashie, so i can puke in her ass. I will then surgically connect Celestia, Luna and Cadence to make Pony Centipede. My MIGHTY DODONGO will then go into throat of Cadence, pass through gastric system, up to the opening of the anus of Celestia. Then, while listening to ,,DMT'' from 1200 micrograms, I will use my MIGHTY DODONGO to pleasure Discord. My MIGHTY DODONGO will penetrate his anus 3000 times a second. Then, i will stick derpy's muffins in Lyra's ass. I will make Lyra happy by sticking my hand inside of her Squickhole. Then,Bon-Bon will use AK-47 to pleasure my anus. I will make cupcakes of penises of every stallion in Equestria. After pouring Granny Smith's diarrhea on cupcakes, i will puke on them and i will feed Fluttershy with these. I will then force Spike to pleasure my MIGHTY DODONGO with his little hands. Covered in Acid. I will then have anal sex with Shining Armor. While having nails in my anus. Finally, i will swallow Big mac's sperm. And puke all of this into Apple Bloom's pussy. Have a nice day!