Happy Prankday!

Three Months Later: Celestia's Birthday.

Year 2: Celestia's Reign.

Location: Hospital.

"Ugh, my head is still killing me." Celestia whimpered, Rolling in her bed, grasping her head in pain.

"Well, maybe if her HIGHness would have thought before she leaped, excuse me, launched out of a catapult. She wouldn't be in such terrible condition." Wilfred scolded, from across the hospital room. He was drinking tea leaning back on a chair in a relaxed position, similar to that of a mint green mare.

"Well, maybe if I had an ADVISER who would actually advise; I wouldn't be in such pain right now." Celestia huffed, groggily getting down from her resting place, heading for the door.

"And, what do you think you’re doing?" Wilfred asked, trotting in front of Celestia, stopping her in her tracks.

"I'm just-" Wilfred cut her off with a raised hoof.

"You’re just getting back in bed; you're still very injured." Wilfred commanded, shooting Celestia a disapproving glare.

"Sorry, but I have Important matters to take care of." Celestia pushed him aside.

"You're not pulling another one of those pranks in this condition,” Wilfred reasserted himself back in front of her again. “You sisters do this every year, you two always injure one another on Your Birthdays, or Prankdays as you tend to call them, and no matter what it always, always ends in some somepony getting severely injured. If you really think what happened is my falt then let me do my job, and let me correct my mistakes. I’m your adviser, and I advice you to stay in bed and get some rest, please, I don’t want to see you hurt...again."

There was a moment of silence while the two exchanged looks...

"Fine," Celestia sighed, braking the silence. "But, only on one condition."

"And, what might that be?" Wilfred inquired, raising an eyebrow.

"You, have to prank Luna in my place." She emphasised the 'You' with a hoof to the chest, giving off a smirk.

"Alright," Wilfred lowered his head.

"It's a deal then?" Celestia spat in her hoof, and extended it for a shake.

"Yes," Wilfred said turning his vision to the spit hoof. "And no, Now, would you please get some rest."

"Okie dokie lokie!" Celestia hopped joyfully to her bed as happy as can be, until she accidentally slipped and smacked right into the bed railing. "Ump!"

...Wilfred face hoofed.

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Ten minutes later...

The door to Celestia's room swung open revealing Wilfred on the other side. "It's done." He said in a smug tone.

"Well," Celestia asked, prolonging the word as she said it.

"Well, what?" Wilfred trotted over to his chair.

"Well, what'd you do?" Celestia asked, a smile brimming with life on her face.

"I gave her a gift"

"What kind of 'gift'?" Celestia face now bestowing a smug look as well.

"I gave her a can filled with those fake little jumping party snakes..."

"What?" Celestia asked in a confused tone, her once happy look turning a frown.

"It's both safe and funny for both parties, not just the prankster."

"That has to be one the worst prank I've ever heard!" Celestia yelled, jumping down from her bed. "How in Equestia could you possible think that's funny!"Celestia’s mane ignited with furious flames.

"Doc, I think you may want to get in here." Wilfred Called, getting a bit nerves.

A Brown unicorn in a white coat entered the room. "What seems to be the prob-" He asked, just now noticing the flames shooting from Celestia's mane and tail. "Uh, nurse I'm going to need a sedative."

"Right away doctor," A white coated, pink maned mare ran to a drawer, to retrieve said sedative.

"And, what do you think you're doing?" Celestia asked, shifting her view over to the doctor.

"Oh uh, nothing." he said meekly. "I'm just-"

“Here, you are doctor.” The nurse hoofed him a syringe full of some blue liquid.

“Thank you nurse” The doctor politely replied.

“Oh really, nothing?” Celestia said, an evil look in her eyes.

“Yes, its nothi-mother of Celestia is that Batmare!?” The doctor pointed a hoof behind Celestia.

“Do you really think, I’m, that...stupid...” Celestia fell unconscious, the nurse standing behind her, syringe in hoof. The flames that once engulfed her hair, returned to their usual pink fuss ball.

“No,” The doctor replied, “But, you are easily distracted.”

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Meanwhile on the moon.

Luna had just finished building a moon igloo for her imaginary moon dust ponies. "There, you go mister and misses Trot. Your very own home!" She said, with a crazy look.

She trotted over her imaginary ponies, took hold of her hooves, and shook them around a bit. “Why, thank the princess Luna, you’re the best princess in all the land, and way better than Tia.” She said, speaking for them.

“Oh, it was no problem at all, and why yes, I am better than my sister.” Luna finished with a crazed laugh, When out of nowhere a can of beans appeared in front of the three. The sight of it caused Luna’s eyes to widen and her lips to tremble.

"By, the makers." She whispered, "FOOD!" She crushed, the pair of moon ponies that stood in her way, as she pounced on the can, chanting “Food," constantly while she did so. Grasping the can in both hooves she tore the lid off the can, only to bombarded with fake plastic snakes...

All hope in her eyes was lost. "No," she said under her breath. "No," she repeated, "You're going to pay for this Celestia, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!" She screaming, following it up with an evil laugh, and the whole villainous lightning sky effect thing.

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Some time later, back at the hospital.

"Ugh," Celestia drunkenly woken up from her sleep. "What happened?"

"You were sedated." Wilfred answered, closing his book, (The Time Colt.)

"What do you me-" Celestia tried to raise a hoof, but found herself unable to do so. "Oh makers, I'm paralyzed!" She screamed, flailing about bed.

"No, you're not" Wilfred told her, "You're tied to the bed, to insure there won't be another incident like before." Celestia smiled sheepishly. "Now please lie down, and do try to get some rest."

Celestia give a large sigh. "Could you please untie me?" She asked, looking as tho she had given up on something.

"Now why in Equestria would I do that?"

Celestia sighed again, "Because, I will behave this time."

"Promise?"

"Promise."

"Alright, then" Wilfred approached to bed, and released Celestia from her restraints.

"Thank you," Celestia rubbed her bruised hoofs.

“You, can thank me by not doing that again.” Wilfred said, causing Celestia to smile sheepishly again.

Celestia was about to give her reply when there was a knock at the door, followed by a voice. "Special delivery for Miss princess." The squeaky voice said.

"Come in," Celestia replied.

The door opened and a ditsy eyed mare trotted inside. The mare was covered in tree branches and what looked like dirt."Hiya, princess- oh, you don't look to good." She said.

Well, nether do you. "Hello Derpy, it's a pleasure to see you again. Are you here on one of those vacation with that Doctor fellow again?""

"Yep," Derpy stuck her head into the saddle bag she wore around her waist, pulling out a can of beans.

"What is that?" Celestia asked, eyeing the can.

"It's a can o’ beans silly." Derpy passed her a wink.

"Right,”

"Well, here you go." Derpy tossed the can to Celestia's lap. "I really wish I could watch you open it, but I better get back before the Doc notices I'm gone."

"Quite, you mustn't ever keep that one waiting"

"I know hes really impatient sometimes."

"To say the least."

"Well, I best be going then, Bye-bye Princess!"

"See you around Derpy,"

“Not, if I see you first,”Derpy happily skipped out the door chuckling.

"So, are you going to open your gift?" Wilfred asked.

"What? So, I can have some idiotic toy snakes pop out?"

"Exactly, why not. It’s not like it’s going to hurt anypony.”

Letting out another sigh Celestia opened the can, and to her surprise it wasn't filled with fake snakes. It was filled with real ones! Three large Cobras flew out of the can, which is quite strange considering they were each around five times the size of the can itself. The Cobras attacked/latched on to Celestia.

One of the snakes thought the best course of action would be to suffocate his pray, so it coiled itself around Celestia’s neck. Well, another thought poison would do best, so it stuck its fangs into her face.As for the last one, it really liked cotton candy. He ended up chewing on her pink cotton candy mane.

“Snakes!” Celestia screamed in panic, galloping around the room. Knocking over basically anything that got in her way. "Get them off me!"

"You need to calm down Celest-" Wilfred Tried to say, before he was knocked to the floor by the rampaging princess.

"Why’d it have to be snakes, I HATE SNAKES!" She screamed, banging her head on the wall repeatedly in a attempted to break free.

"Celestia, if you don't stop this you’re going to-" Sadly Wilfred’s plea went unheard, and Celestia fell to the floor unconscious...again. This time leaving mountains of destruction and chaos in her wake.

"That will happen.” Wilfred finished.