The author really didn't know how to start this chapter or how to put it at play since mlp lore was basic as fuck and Warhammer forty-thousand lord was more complex than him trying to have sex in all his life. Hence, he decided to say, “fuck it,” and make these chapters intro one giant Bloop and announcement because this is his story, and he sends his regards to any readers with a message of “ligma.” As an announcement, the author would be trying some “new ideas” by implementing tabletop logic of tactics, relics, traits the army point system, info sharing, and more from the tabletop of warhammer along with codex rules if you have a problem for this or thought go ahead and leave a comment that's conveniently held over a trash can; that is all for this intro and bloop so let us begin with this terrible story of ponies in WH40k.

Deep within the void of space, the hive fleet behemoth lurks with unimaginable amounts of Tyranids forces. The great devourer comes and grows bigger and stronger yet with one goal in their hive mind that rests deep within the dark reaches of space, far from any light and far from those that would put a threat to it.

Yet though they stare for eons to satiate their eternal hunger taking what they feast their seas of maws and claws into the living. Studying every bit of organic material they consume to birth better numbers, stronger forces, and smarter predators, they all fall to one curse that's shared through all of the hive fleets.

Their hunger for more, their eternal starvation that is yet to be sated till now, with their slow expansion on the outskirts of the Ghoul Star Sector, they stalk through stars and planets once worlds of life, now only worlds to the Tyranids to grow brood more of their ever-growing number.

From the twenty-nine known hive fleets discovered, but let us set our eyes on one; a hive fleet is known for being not size in number but in size of its mass, being the largest and most formidable giants of its other known cousins. These creatures were the first ever discovery by mankind of the Tyranids and all veterans and victors of the First Tyrannic War to enter the milky way galaxy. They were named by the first renounced inquisitor Fidus Kryptman of the Ordo Xenos. This hive fleet was called and forever known as Hive Fleet Behemoth for its endless attacks, for its power of overwhelming, and with the sheer size of its hive and its Tyranids and endless wave after wave after wave.

It crawls through the galaxy devouring worlds and fighting aliens to satiate their growing hunger for the imperium of man, the eldar, necrons, Orks, and even chaos, all enemies to meet their claws, all prey to meet their maws. None can stop their growing spread through the cracks of mighty defenses and the void of space, juggernauts of all Tyranids, yet now they found another world to devour and claim as theirs, stripping the very life of the world and devouring all the rich biomass that it holds by the command and order of their hive mind from the dark reach of the void.

"Prey... Threats... Humans...Take them... Evolve... Adapt... Consume... Destroy..."

Within hours the imperium of man's navel fleet was in combat with the hive fleet. Swarms of Tyranid hive ships came lunching acid melting the ships' hulls, having tentacles wrapping around them, cracking more or breaching the vessel, and ripping apart their desks from the inside from hundreds to thousands of lives gone within hours. Soon the hive ships let out clouds of Tyranid harpies and Ether-swimming broods to latch onto the vessel and slowly infest the breached decks and broken hulls, invading the ships before shooting chunks of themselves from its belly and letting them rain down onto the world. The imperium ships suffered attacks that their shields could protect against, being grabbed and having their ships torn apart, spreading panic through the decks and halls of the vessels.

"Captain the "Hell-spear" is lost, more incoming bio-ships are in scanning and closing in the great devourer." An Arch-Megos said, seeing an imperial dauntless light cruiser explode, seeing a bio-ship with a gaping mouth and rows of teeth ram through it, devouring the remaining pieces of the light cruiser.

"I've noticed; thank you for the recent information, Arch-Megos. Can I get other news that isn't the loss of over sixty-five thousand lives in a blink of an eye?" The captain said that as the sights of their second imperial vessel were a defiant light cruiser sending fury interceptors, starfighters, and Starhawk bombers fly in space, engaging in dog fights with Harpies and Ether-swimming broods. Attempting to bring down the battleship-sized Tyranid bio-ship with clouds of Ether-swimming broods infest the flight decks of the light cruiser with gun turrets shooting them as the majority swarm the decks. The sounds of screams from a terminal and the sights of Tyranids running through deck halls being torn to shreds and eaten alive, followed by clicking hisses and roars.

"The "Hunters Iron Knight" is reporting suffering crew loss to a boarding infestation of Tyranids and are suffering damage to nearly sixty-two percent and is growing in staggering haste." The Arch-Megos replied, getting a sigh from the captain.

"Alert the planetary defense lead of this hive fleet now, send word through vox-com and the Astronomican for reinforcements against the threat of the devourer; by inquisitional orders, we are set here to protect this world and its populace. We will do so till the very end, with the emperor's light in our eyes and his name in our voice, all hands ready cannons, convert all power to both shields and engines we hold our position till our reinforcements come, or we die for the emperor!"

The Captain announced, seeing the "Hunters Iron Knight" defiant light cruiser set all its engines full and charge. Ramming itself into the gaping maw of a bio-ship and exploding from a self-destination of their plasma drive engines, destorying itself and killing the bio-ship. More bio-ships slither toward the last dauntless light cruiser shooting large balls of acid that went through the ship's shields and hit the armored hull. The swarms of harpies and ether-swimming broods swarm them with their turrets and broadside cannons blasting away all that circled and swarm them as they latch onto their hull and slowly break through to the decks infesting their way in breaching decks. Crew members were sucked out to the void of space before harpies and broods tore them apart in the swarm, devouring their frozen corpses as more slowly swam and crawled in with the ship itself shaking from breaches and explosions.

Las and gun turrets blasting as many Tyranids as they can from hitting the armored hull of the vessel, terminals flashing red alerts of breaches and damage reports, officers and commanders yelling orders, reports over each other with the sounds of soldiers and crew members from vox-com chatter yelling or screaming with roars and hissing, the Captain watches the site of two battleships sized bio-ship approach from both port and starboard sides of the imperial vessel. Its shields did nothing to protect it from the heavy amount of acid fire. Swarms of harpies and ether-swimming broods surrounded and infested the ship, tentacles slowly wrapped around it, holding and crushing it. The Captain and crew only watched, seeing the sights of numerous amounts of bio-ship appear from the void, a whole hive fleet of nothing—still, the bio-ships hungering for planets as he closed his eyes and spoke to himself.

"Emperor watch over me, bless the planet of Eques strength and your protection my lord, bless it's defense lead with your holy light and see that they smite down your enemies, Emperor protect us and hope the world below is in good hands by its planetary defense."

With that the last imperial vessel be crushed in half before it explodes leaving nothing but now infested space hulks and corpses orbiting the planet of Eques with the shadow of Tyranid bio-ship blacken the stars and looms over the planet launching hive pods of itself into the planet like burning through its blue atmosphere and landing near the dessert of the world, far from life but not alone, for with the falling pods of Tyranids landing with the worlds bad lands in might explosion and crashes, landing on a new planet called Eques and the ground known by the humans as "Equestria" but yet even the hive mind sense more then the presence of life, it sense threats and numerous amount of them, for when they landed onto the dessert, a barren land of endless planes of sand cliff and rocks they sense a different territory, a different hive but not Pyramid and since it's was new coming prey or hunters, numbers to add on to its growing kingdom or be now have a competition to devour each other than the world. With only two hive pods surviving the planet's fall and the burning crash landing, they begin the biological creation and brooding of the first Tyranid spawn of hormagaunt and termagant as eyes of a blue insectoid creature watch from a far, hunting, stalking, learning.

"Drones... Brood... Hunt... Consume... Kill everything... Spread reach... Go... Destroy hunters... Consume them all..."

Yet on the very planet home to a world of colorful, talking magical ponies lived one human, a human of the great imperium of man who fought in countless amounts of wars. He was the birth and son of the fallen world of Cadia Prime, the great fortress, the very gate of the imperium from the eye of terror 10,000 years.

"Theirs only one thing that I am best known hic for lads, and that's killin traitors and pissing promethium!"

He screams aloud with other guardsmen cheered for him, chugging down a glass of imperial amasec and laughing within an imperial guard canteen with different guardsmen of different regiments of the imperium from: Catachan Devil, Mordian Iron guardsmen, Valhallan winter Guard, Heildrum guard, kreigsmen, few Cadians, and even members of the Tempestus Scions. All were enjoying their usual time gatherings for task briefings, shift changes to off duty, or like how Grey spends most of his day ignoring orders and commands he's tasked with along with planetary paperwork.

Outside the canteen of the imperial guard were four pony guards looking at the front entrance, Golden Sparks, a brown coat and blue mane heavy centurion knight in gold brass armor, Straight Arrow, an old grey veteran unicorn in white armor with gold trims with red crosses painted over the flank chest and helmet. Behind him was Hanzel, a green and blond pegasi, and finally, Fletcher Fray unicorn in the same color with purple and gold trim officer armor, staring at the canteen door. Seeing a sign with a picture of a pony and a bright cross over it indicating no ponies allowed as the four armored guards looks at each other.

"Commander Fletcher, do you believe he's... in there, sir?" Specialist Hanzel spoke in a shaky voice staring at the human canteen.

"Straight Arrow, you did say he always goes down to this "imperial bar" correct?" Fletcher said, looking over his shoulder at Straight Arrow, seeing him hold a smirk and nod.

"Yes sir, always seen him go in here at times but uh... was never allowed within this place cause of reasons." He said awkwardly, looking away as Fletcher cocked his head by his meaning only to snap his attention at the sounds of glass shattering and see a human in a best and a red bandana thrown out of it as laughter was screamed out from the window along with strange music.

"I think we should probably wait for him to come out when he's possibly... sober enough." Hanzel sheepishly said before a loud explosion was heard and a bright light before the screams of a human was heard and soon cheering and the sounds of beating.

"Or we should go in there before he tried and kill himself for the twelveth-time this week because he has orders from her majesty to bring him to her immediately." Golden Sparks said, pushing through the three before a human at the door stopped her holding his hand up and pointing at the sign before using his weapon to gesture her to go else, only for Golden Sparks to punch her hoof between the human's legs and watch. They fall to the ground gripping where she hit them as they groan and wince in pain with tears forming in their eyes, leave g the other three to watch, confused.

"Centurion knight Golden Sparks you just assaulted one of Grey's kind along with breaking the rules of interfering with imperial humans!" Fletcher shouted and saw Golden Sparks smack the human's head, knocking him out with her hoof.

"He was in our way so, and by rules of the guard, all guard ponies are to be by their VIPs side at all times failure to do so shows a lack of leadership along with disobedience to her majesty of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, even if their assigned guest ordered it." She responded, making Fletcher struggle to find his words as he just sighed and followed her, with Straight and Hanzel following behind, looking down at the knocked-out human.

"Say, Sparks, where the buck did you learn to do that now?" Straight arrow asked, looking down at the human as Fletcher used his magic to open the tall door.

"Captain Grey told me that for human males to be easily incapacitated, a simple and strong hit to their "genitalia" would easily bring them down to the ground, and a simple chop on the back of the head would knock them out cold." She said as all three, Fletcher, Straight, and Hanzel, looked at her with concern.

"Wait, so you..." Hanzel said before Straight Arrow jumped in. "Praise the sun, bitch, out of all the places to hit, at least give some respect to a stallion's "pride" that's just downright disrespectful." He said, seeing Golden roll her eyes and sigh.

'colts.' She said to herself as they entered the human Canteen. As all four were greeted with the loud blaring of music of a small band of six humans playing a set of instruments that almost seemed normal but larger than what the ponies had, but the four guards ponies' main focus was not the music. But the sight of a gathering of humans in different clothing and uniforms in a circle with two of them fighting each other as one of the two was their Very Important Pony. Who's not a pony but a war hero and the world of Equestria Planetary defense lead Captain Thorn "Mad Dog" Grey. Fighting with a very clean and well-dressed soldier in a blue-white, red, black, and gold uniform apart from a large stain on his top in a bar fight.

This was not good and going to end well as the ponies looked at each other. Back at their VIP and the soldier were throwing punches and kicks at each other's faces and bodies with the crowd cheering. They held cups of imperial amasec, even giving strange metal bars if we were betting on the winner as both stopped and circled each other in the center of the crowd.

"Karken Mordian Guard, all worried over if ya uniforms a damn centimeter off, I'll show you what real "discipline" looks like Cadian Style fuck boy!" He said as a group of soldiers cheered loudly before the Mordian Guard he called; the other soldier rushed him and swung his arms, punching Grey's stomach and face. Grey grabbed his shoulders and headbutted the Mordian's face knocking him to the floor and leaving Grey to stagger but hold his arms up high as the crowd cheered for Grey. Hanzel and Golden sparks Watched, both amazed and afraid, seeing blood trail from the guard's nose as it was bent to the left and Grey having a large bruise on his head from up.

"Fuck with Cadians shit heads, and we'll show you how we treat ourselves than what your drill sergeants can do to you maggots." He laughs before taking his seat at the bar counter as a new cup is poured for him, other soldiers pat his back, and the other Mordian Guard drags the one on the ground away to lay him on a table. Fletcher slowly turned to Sparks Hanzel and Straight, leaning his head down to avoid being seen by the human.

"Ok, so I got a plan, and here's how it's going to go, Hanzel your with me on going over to Grey and getting him out of here while Sparks and Straight keep watching and cover us if things get crazy; if we do this right, we might leave here with our coats and tails." Sparks and Straight nodded as Hanzel only gulped out of panic; he had never seen such humans before, let alone seen how they fought besides Grey but seeing the different humans fight each other sober or downright drunk. It only gave him an idea of how they fought sober.

Soon Hanzel and Fletcher Try to sneak their way over to the bar under the large long tables, trying to watch out for humans kicking their legs or dropping bits of food and cups of their alcohol which smelled similar to equestrian wine. Before long, they went behind the bar and saw the bartender dealing with other soldiers; Fletch signaled Hanzel to climb up and talk with Grey while he watched the bartender. Hanzel slowly hopped to his hind hooves and poked his head out, barely enough to see Grey sitting in front of him. His face smirked with seven empty glasses laid before him, and the smell of alcohol was strong off his body.

"Psst, Captain Grey." He called out, seeing no reach from Grey before he spoke a bit louder.

"Grey, Grey!" Hanzel said, seeing Grey's head lift, completely shit-faced and drunk with his eye practically closed and a smirk stretched across his face. "Fletch... Fletch my man, my xeno of another mother the- hic the bell you doin 'ere u ain't suppose to be in here ya coward." He said with a groggy voice and a giggle at the end. Hanzel covered his muzzle with his hoof from the horrible smell of his breath.

"Grey you need to head to the castle, Celestia and Luna need you for a dire emergenc-" Before he could finish, he slammed his hand on the bar counter and stood up.m to face the coward of human soldiers. "Ya hear dat ladz, I got to go and do shit for xenos, but ya know what I'm going to do?"

He said as the soldiers turned to look at him, and Hanzel quickly ducked down to hide under the bar. "Fuckin notin cause fuck 'em xenos. Dose mutant bastardz, I'm karken Mad Dog, and I can't be tamed!" He said as all the soldiers cheered before taking a Catachans Drink and chugging it down before the Valhallan guard stood over Grey, pushed him down to the ground, and started to yell at him.

"Easy snow boy, easy ight, I'll buy ya a new one on me." He said, holding his hand out as the Valhallan looked down at him disgusted before taking his hand and helping him up.

"See we all can be friends at times and we all can settle our different with food, friendship and drinks on the house!" Grey said, blaming the glass cup on the Valhallan's face. They all noticed before a Mordian swung a punch at a Kreigsmen's face knocking off his mask and into groups of Catachans spilling their drinks. Soon, the band of humans on the small stage started to pick up the pace and play a new song as they smiled, seeing glass cups, blades, guns, and laser shots flying through the air. The sight of different soldiers fighting each other, taking the furniture as weapons to beat each other with them till they broke to pieces; they were using the broken pieces to shake into one another. They smashed glass cups over their bodies with shards of glass stuck in their bodies, and they used the handles to stab into their bodies, killing them or knocking them out to stomp their heads to kill them properly.

Hi there bin a while, hasn't it anyways since we all know what's about to go down why not make it traditional any bar fight enjoy ; )

I'm shipping up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys (The Warriors Code) from YouTube

End of bloop and have a good Christmas for it's another excuse to drink the day and night ways cheers lads.

"Oh buck me." Fletcher said as he and Hanzel saw Grey get punched in his face knocking him over the bar and landing on his head, laughing maniacally before rolling over to his side and grabbing a hanging knife between Fletcher and Hanzel. He was quickly standing up to see the Catachan holding Grey's collar before Grey stabbed the blade of the knife into his neck; blood dripped over Hanzel's face, and coat as both Fletcher and Hanzel watched Grey kill his kind, laughing and smiling, hopping on the bar with both hands in the air.

"Haha! Giggle Dogz, Giggle Dogz, Giggle, Giggle, Giggle Dogz!" Grey cried out before jumping onto another soldier's back and stabbing his neck and shoulder repeatedly before the bartender reached under the bar to pull out a strange weapon. He pulled a weird pump before shooting at a blue and golden heavily armored soldier's arm off their body. As they slam onto the ground before he spots both Hanzel and Fletcher aiming the pump weapon at them, soldiers in strange gasmask grab him and start beating the bartender with shovels, cutting off his limbs and stabbing his body with their blades.

"Celestia's Flank Commander, I suggest we get out of here before we're were next!" Hanzel screamed over the loud music, and the canteen opened to a brawl as both Fletcher and Hanzel galloped their way through under the tables, only for it to collapse over them to two guardsmen beating each other, forcing them to crawl out into the open.

"Oi xenos ain't welcome here, gut boys!" a guard shouted as all human's eyes were set on Fletcher and Hanzel as the music continued playing louder.

"That's our queue Arrow; come on!" Golden Spark said, charging up behind a human, and with a head ducked low, she jumped and knocked the human guard down to the ground, landing with Hanzel and Fletcher.

Straight arrow only teleported himself with them as the four were surrounded by human Imperial guardsmen, all grabbing knives and shovels. Broken table or chair legs or cracked hand knuckles circled them with no way to escape; all three snarled at any human so they could try to keep track of all but Hanzel, who was panicking for his life.

"Oi fuckers!" Grey's voice screamed out as he was heard on the ceiling with a dead Mordian guard hanged by the neck of a hanging lamp as he sat on a support beam.

"If anyonez gonna touch 'em xenos it's gonna be me, ya damn gitz!" He screamed out before jumping off and only to land on a table, crashing down onto it with him groaning in pain from the fall but slowly stood up, staggered, and held up his curled-up bionic hands, ready to continue his brawl as multiple human guards started to yell at him.

"Oh, would you look at that, the marked Cadian needing others to help him fight; what's wrong, "captain" need others to hold you from falling apart just like Cadia?" A Mordian Guard said mockingly, pointing his thumb at Grey and the four armored xenos; even a few of the other Cadian guards glared at him but returned to their glare at Grey.

"He ain't no Cadian anymore; he's just another damn traitor, a failure of humanity and the throne, didn't you guys hear? Commander Milan said so too." A Heidran Guardsman said Greys expression of anger shifted to hurt from what was said, his own friend of the guard no declared him a non Cadian, he felt a pain in his chest but soon shifted from pain to rage flipping his bionic hand, to sticking out his middle finger at them.

"Oh, that's rich coming from soldiers that can't handle their uniforms getting improper or a fucking cowardly Heidrums that cant even fight properly ya karking fuckers." He said to a Mordian before looking to a Catachan guard, the four guards' ponies couldn't understand the language of the other human soldiers, but from Grey's comebacks, they knew he was making the situation worse.

"They ain't even real soldiers; they wouldn't survive on Catacha even with our help, probably be eaten alive by the very plants that eat weak stomach xeno scum." A Catachan said, twitling his blade in his hand as he eyed Fletcher, and he stared back with a snarl on his face.

"Oh, look at the Catachan always thinking nothing scarier than their home world, new flash shirtless bastard, the warp is higher than your "swamp world" jungle boy." He laughs as the Catachan jumps onto him but quickly has his arm broken by Grey with a smile as he punches the Catachans head knocking him back to a wall. Now Grey is standing with his four-guard ponies as an entire canteen of regiment soldiers surrounds him.

"Dat one with de wings, I will cut them off and gut him like roasted squig." A tempestuous scion said, cracking his neck and knuckles and eyeing Hanzel's wings as Grey only laughed at their threat.

"How bout you come back when you learn to speak proper low gothic golden boy before that very one beats ya from the air with its wings." He said before looking back at the crowd seeing all the different Guard regiments surrounding him, and ready to give what a penal soldier's beating to the death. Hanzel looked more panicked from what Grey said and looked back at the tempestuous scion.

"Captain Grey, please tell me you have a plan to get out of these at least in one piece." Fletcher said, seeing one of the Catachan lick the blade of his large knife.

"I always have a plan, and that's just pray you hit hard once they hit ya." He replied with a maniac smile stretched onto what little of a face he had, sparking Hanzel's panic to pure terror as both Straight Arrow and Golden Sparks ready themselves for the brawl of a lifetime.

"Always wanted to fight you, humans, thought you were all the same." Straight Arrow said with a snarl on his face.

"Captain Grey, if we survived this, I get to beat every lasting dung out of that corpse of a body of yours." Golden Sparks screamed out, kicking her hoof to the ground with her head bowed low, ready to charge.

"If we do them, ill make it a date then, but Fletcher, blast every single one of them, Sparks with me and help me cave their skulls in, kidney bean, you're with Hanzel and strike all from above." He said as they nodded, following his orders before Straight Arrow and Hanzel looked back at Grey.

"Uh, Captain Grey, about that pla-"Hanzel said, only to be cut off by Straight Arrow. "The buck, did you just call me!?" He shouted. Grey's chuckle started as the guards rushed in on the five.

"No time, just do it, damn it!" He said as Fletcher cast dull magic arrows pushing back or knocking down Guardsmen as Golden Sparks followed Grey, using her size and strength to throw kicks and punches with him hitting the males in their groans as Grey watched, cringing back.

"Emperors Sake, Spark, they just men; show some respect, ya damn horse." He said before snapping the neck of a Valhallan guard as Sparks looked at Grey, bucking a Heidrums chest and sending him flying. "Ex-bucking-cuse me!?"

She screamed out as Straight Arrow stood by Hanzel, using the same spells as Fletch to shoot Cadians and Krieg'smen flipping tables to block the oncoming spells and pushing them forward as moving cover while Hanzel used his wings and covered himself, afraid. "Hanzel could use some flying support any second now!"

"I-i can't do it!" He said, shaking his head and using his hooves to cover his ears.

"The buck, do you mean you can't do it!? You are a damn guard pony, so shut up, act like it and get flying ya chicken shit-" "I can't fly!" Grey and the other three guard ponies looked at Hanzel and screamed in unison, "What!" as Hanzel panicked before all were jumped and beaten in dog piles during the bar fight. Soon got, the sound of Pony guards and imperial officers rushing in, shooting their las pistols at the ceiling, slowly stopping the fight. Soon all stood at attention with four guards pony's armor was damaged, dented, and scratched up, and Grey was on his hands and knees with pieces of a broken wooden chair around him and a massive smile on his face.

He looked up to see Lord Commissar Cornelius standing at the door, looking right at him. He shifted his eyes around the canteen to see las burns and bullet holes on the walls, ceiling floor with blood splatters, and broken wood, metal, and glass shards scattered around with bodies of both dead and knocked out. Commander Oscar Milan stands beside him, holding a databoard to Cornelius.

"Twenty-three knocked out, my lord; the remaining thirty-two bodies of kriegsmen, cadians, Valhallan, Catachan, Cadian, and Heidran are dead or dying. Rounding to a total casualty of fifth five, along with counting four unconscious xeno ponies, my lord." Oscar said as Cornelius looked down at Grey.

"Hmph, one man able to beat half an army while sober; impressive shame it had to be a heretic to do such things." Cornelius said before Grey slowly stood up, his legs shaking and body swaying as he wobbled his way to Cornelius.

"So that's how it is, uh... You know mate that raised you to be a commander... now comes to beat me aga-" He stops to bend over and soon vomits on the ground, coughing and gagging as Oscar only looks away and Cornelius shales his head, disgusted by the sights as Grey wipes off his out and coughs.

"You... Both of ya... I kill ya right here; come at me, sissies!" He said, holding up his fists before two Kriegsmen with the numbers one one four and one one five came behind Oscar and Cornelius approaching Grey.

"Oh, even brought the twins huh, a fucking family reuin- SMACK!" of the kriegsmen use a shovel hitting Grey's head, knocking him to the ground as they stood over him and looked at Cornelius.

"Kriegsmen Watchmasters One-one-four and one-one-five, "Alina" and "Aline," was it? Have him sent to the medical hospital and return with Commander Oscar to clean up this mess, then reprimand him for a dereliction of his duties again, whip him a hundred times till blood is drawn."

"By your will, it shall be down, lord commissar," Oscar said as all three bowed down and watched him leave before they stood over Grey, holding his nose as it bent at a different angle. He looks at his once students and friends but only see shame, pity, and sorrow in their eyes.

"I- I'll kill you all... Just you wait, k-karkers." He said, muffled through his bionic hand, holding his nose.

"Will see to that then, can't even leave you alone for a fucking day without you doing shit like this again Grey... Aline, knock him out." He said, seeing Aline raise her boot and kick Grey's head, breaking his bionic las eyes lens and knocking him out cold.

Author's Note

... Yeah I got nothing to put here... so Ill just put some random advices I got from my trash can and maybe you might learn or get something out of it I don't really know pick your poison and die from it or something lol.

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“Become your own CEO of life and gain a cooperate mindset, wake up from your Depression naps as there's not much a fuck up detached loser like you can do after all.

You are a rotten husk. You overflow with boundless power.

DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED

YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITERS

POWER IN MISERY

TRAVERSING THE GRID OF DEATH

All Hope is Eradicated... The sun smiles at you with eternal malice.

Don't want any freakouts understand?” - Gorbino

Anyways, cya in the next chapter while I go on Gorbino's Quest of life.