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604 209 - 020 - 807_<

Log Assailant Name: Thorn "Cain" "Mad Dog" Grey.
Interrogation log data number: ********.

Audio log data of Interrogation present.

Beginning Audio Interrogation log.

“Ok, Sergeant Major Thorn “Cain” Grey, Penal Kasrkin Veteran of the “X. X.th Cadian Giggle Dogs,” you are now under Interrogation with lady Inquisitor Marya and with me present is Lord Commissar Cornelius.” She said as Cornelius pulled Marta’s chair back, and both took a seat scooting close to the table with Grey seated with both his bionic arms and legs cuffed to the armrest and legs of the chair, restricting his body as he sat and glared at Inquisitor Marya.

“We would prefer you be honest and truthful to this interrogation, as if not, your sentence will be extended, and lord Cornelius will have to take things into his own hands.” Marya said as Cornelius placed a bolt pistol and clasped his hands, leaning forward with both arms on the table as he smiled at Grey.

“So shall we begin, Mr. Cain?” She asked as Grey continued to glare at her. “I will kill you. I hope you know that.” He said bluntly as Marya took off her death mask and set it on the table to show a clean natural soft face with brown eyes staring at him as she spoke calmly.

“Believe me when I say this, many have said that, yet many more failed to do so; what makes you different from them, if I may ask.” She said as Grey shifted his eye to Cornelius and his bolt pistol, then back at Marya with his blank stare and glaring burnt eye held firm.

“They failed and died, yet look at me, died once got stranded on a xeno world, died again... but took a karken champion of chaos with me and was torn to pieces. Now you put me back together for what? A little tea party to have before my execution now.”

"Well Cain, that's what-" "It's "Mad Dog" you fucking whore." He cut off Marya only to have Cornelius slam his hand on the table and the other point at Grey's face.

"I would ask you once to show respect to the voice of the emperor himself guardsman give how little you have of it failure son of Cadia!"

"Oh fuck off ya karken lord cuck-issar. I don't go by that name no more, nor do I show respect to those that torment me, yet I know damn well that she may be "the" voice of our lord but not "his" voice." Grey remarks before Spiting at Cornelius's face forcing him to pick up the bolt pistol and pull on the charging lever to load a bolt into its chamber and press the small barrel against Grey's burnt eye. He could see the diamantine tip of the bolt, then Cornelius glared, seeing it was the look of all commissars given before an execution.

"Do it as if I am needed for his grace anymore as you claim me to be." He said, smirking at Cornelius before Marya put her hand over the bolt pistol lowering it, and laid an old piece of parchment on the table, one confiscated from Grey's belongings. "Oh, but you do and your duty is needed here and now, as this would be a good start."

Grey only looked at the old parchment he scavenged off the dead Kreigsmen's body when he arrived to Equestria, reading it and remembering every high gothic word that was written about the xeno world and the heretical magic they possessed. How these "ponies" and this "magic of friendship" could be used and possibly controlled to aid the ordo maledictum against threats of the warp and chaos and the tear of the eye of terror in the universe; he looks up at Lady Inquisitor Marya, confused.

"So what of this crap? These are the only "orders" I rummaged off some corpse during the beginning of my time spent with these ponies, not much else from what I could understand." He said, leaning back in his chair and looking at Marya.

"I want to know what this "magic" is that this inquisitor labeled in theory. I've looked through every record and found no signs or evidence of this type of heretical sorcery, and you are my only witness that spent twelve days in that xeno-filled world, so I ask you now, explain yourself." She pressed on, making Grey shake and click this tongue in his mouth irritated.

"What do you karken want from me about this!" He barked at Marya.

"One moment, I'm fighting on Cadia's third trench line near death, seeing the sight of a falling black stone fortress come down to the planet's surface. The next' I was dead in the warp itself before a beast of chaos pulled me out and onto that world stranded and alone for twelve fucking days talking and force cooperating with karken bright, colorful ponies, you bastards bitch!" He yelled out, panting, explaining all he knew from spending time on Equestria and its ponies.

"Are you finished Cai-" "Call me that accursed name again and rip your fucking ovaries out your karking throat." He interrupted her again with Cornelius standing up and shooting a single bolt shot into Grey's left thigh, piercing through his femur and straight through the chair. Before using the bolt to hit his face, he knocked him and the chair to fall on its side; he groaned and waned in pain before Cornelius walked over and planted the bolt pistols barrel against his head.

"Last Chance Penal Dog, speak the truth and take your execution with what little dignity you have left before it's splattered across the floor!" He spoke, snarling at Grey, still groaning at the pain, before it slowly turned to chuckles, then giggles of madness. "Do. Your. Worst. I've already spoken the truth, and yet here you are telling me I'm wrong to think this is how the emperor's voice gets his information; bless the emperor, he's not present to see such a sight."

The silence was left before Marya sighed, got an idea, and looked at Cornelius catching his attention. "Lift him back up."

She demanded as Cornelius flipped Grey his chair right up and moved him to face Marya again but stood behind him, bolt pistol ready to fire at the back of his head. "Well then, Grey, if you claim to speak the truth of your time spent with these xenos, then I guess I have further use of these xenos after all, to which I offer you two choices."

She said, flipping her right hand to have her palm out. "I have this world sentenced to exterminator where you will watch billions of xenos killed with your name on the death warrant, then kill you for deserting from your post, treason against the emperor, and of all your crimes.

She then flipped her left hand to have her open palm out to him. "You die here, leaving me to decide the fate of this world and the xenos in my hands, along with this world alone to do and obey the law of mankind." She finishes before moving both hands together between her and Grey.

"Or a choice if you believe yourself still loyal and worthy of the light of his grace." She said with a smirk agitating Grey to see his face twitch on that, yet he cocked his head to the side and looked down at her hands. "And what would that choice be if I choose it, if I may ask?"

Her smirk turned into a smile of victory as she spoke and moved the old piece of parchment in front of him. "You'll be part taking in a sort of "experiment" by the inquisition running tests on this world and these "ponies" seeing how you speak their alien tongue fluently. You'll designated as their worlds planetary defense lead as well as represintative of the imperium with the proper titles, ranks, resources and background to "aid" in our experiment." She said with a sinister smile as she held her head in her hands. Grey gave a looked of shock as she finished.

"All we ask for in return are test subjects, preferably live ones to better understand this "magic" they possess. Think of it as a new life with a new name though not literally." She chuckled at her own weak jest.

Grey could only give a wide eye blank expression at her offer, seeing it firsthand like seeing a heretical warlord titan standing before him alone or staring right into the eye of the look of terror itself as it stared back at him. She wasn't asking him to be in this experiment; she was forcing him to be in the experiment. To use him to find a way to possibly weaponize the ponies against the warp and threaten him with his own life, dying either as a traitor of the imperium, leaving Equestria to suffer the full wrath of the imperium, or dying with billions of lives under his name. As he watched before his death, he fell right into her hands as she smiled at him with a smile of victory, and yet Grey didn't snarl back but gave a flattering look to her.

"Well, my lady inquisitor, you got me, I can say not many women could make a good offer like that, especially ones that turn to a threat, I find quiet, arousing reminds me of how I met my wife long ago, and God is it ever it's sexy, if you mind my tongue." He giggled, licking his lips and metal jaw, scanning Marya's body up and down as she was taken aback by such a comment with a light blush on her face, lost for words.

"I... Wha... Your wife- I beg your pardon, guardsman, but was that some sort of... compliment?" She asked in complete confusion and looked at Grey, flicking his eyebrow at her, chuckling at her confusion.

"Never told anyone this, but I must say, I always find the threatening gaze of a women to be quite an alluring quality, showing strength and giving off nothing but fear from them backed-up with true threats to kill anyone because there annoying. Oh, It makes me happier to be interrogated by you, my fair lady."

Commissar Cornelius and Lady Inquisitor Marya look at Grey, wiggling his body in his chair in a heretical manner, making Cornelius feel disgusted. At the same time, Marya stares like a deer in front of headlights before shaking her head.

"Do not stray from my offer with such heretical thoughts and actions, let alone in front of me, guardsman." She said, closing her eyes with a light blush as she looked away, holding her hand up in front of him, making Grey sigh from the killjoy excitement as she looked away.

"And here I was already at half-mast; fine then, I'll be your little test subject for this world and your experiments, but under five conditions." He said, holding up his thumb and fingers out in the restraint of the chair armrest and counting down from his thumb.

"I get to be ranked to captain from my action on the planet, I get my own Leman Russ punisher tank, I get all my crimes and sentence removed, I get to kill any xeno I want without question or consequence or reason. I get noble rights along with access to imperium resources, and I get contact with the black market trading and resources again." He said, looking up at Marya and shaking her head.

"We can't erase your crimes and sentence nor give accuse to illegal smuggling since you'll be under inquisitorial watch, but we can claim this world as part of the imperium and with you as its representative and planetary defense lead since it requires the rank of Captain or above." She said, looking at the disappointed Grey slouching on his retainment chair.

"Fair enough then; I guess I'll take my rights of nobility, rights to kill and tank and be your damn test pig." He said as Marya waved to Cornelius to release him from the chair.

"Well then Congratulations On your promotion "Captain" Thorn "Mad Dog" Grey, and for your new role as this worlds planetary Defense lead, Commisar Lord Cornelius. Along with an Inquisitional adeptus mechanicus representative, will be sent to monitoring you and the experiment of this world, along with the subjects you provide us with." She said.

"Commissar Cornelius, have "Mad Dog" patched up and ready for his assignment." She orders, watching Cornelius take him away to the infirmary. Grey slowly stood and embraced her hand with his shaking it slowly.

"For you doll, you may call me Cain." He says with a smirk and a "wink" at her before being taken away.

End Interrogation log.

Interrogation Report:
After interrogation with the assailant new orders for Penal Guardsman: 604 209 - 020 - 807; Thorn "Cain" "Mad Dog" Grey. We're established, all assailants with record of 1,795 years of imprisonment have been increased to indefinite till death by Inquisitional orders or be sent to imprisonment till redeployment. Glory to The Emperor.

Assailant Status:

Redacted

Assailant Location: Outer rim of the Ultima Segmentum Sector in the Ghoul Stars reach of lost space of [Celes] of [Eques] recovering from chaos warp storm.

Sending Interrogation Log to Inquisition headquarters with form and awaiting assignment.

Emperor Protect

A Few Hours later

"I-I'm sorry but you did what to our world!" Both Celestia and Luna shouted in unison at Grey, almost sending him back at the power of their voice at what he said.

"By the throne of Terra, you two's voice could knock over a damn titan off its feet, jeez." He said, rubbing his eye and bionic ear as he looked at both princesses before taking a seat on Celestia's bed. "Look, I made a deal with Lady Inquisitor to have this world be under the imperium banner and protection with me as its representative of both this world and the imperium... All you got to do is accept it."

"Neigh, we will not let our lands be trifled over by your kind, even if it is you that is tasked equestrian is under our rule!" Luna shouted again, with Grey covering both of his ears this time.

"Nobody is taking over; it's just another world's name added to the imperial banner and being watched over for protection; that's it, no takeovers, overthrowing of government. Just a new defense system for the whole planet and some more meetings with influential figures and all I swear and I will even put my name on it." He said, holding his right hand up with his left resting on his knee to give his swear to them as Luna looked back at Celestia.

"Sister, we beseech thee to believe in what we say at such a ridiculous statement, is it not."

Celestial only kept her gaze on Grey as he looked back at her with their eyes locked silently for only a moment before breaking it. "Is what you say the truth, Grey? You'd offer the protection of our land and the only protection that this imperium of man could offer?"

Luna and Celestia looked at Grey, shifting his eyes between the two and his body before sighing in defeat. Cursing these ponies with their freakishly large, adoring eyes could make even the hardest and battle-worn veterans break at such a sight; it was pathetic.

Still, it was the only way he could make both parties agree and be on equal ground for what Lady Inquisitor Marya had for him. He held his bionic hands open in front of both princesses, wanting to hold both of their hooves as they did so with the look of concern, worry, and confusion written in their eyes.

"Luna, Celestia, I Thorn "Mad Do-..." he paused for a moment but sighed in defeat, knowing what he must do to keep the peace. "I Thorn "Cain" Grey, Penal Captain, Veteran of the Imperial Guard of Mankind. Son of the Gate of the imperium, Cadia Prime. Proud and honorable servant of the holy God Emperor of Man. Vow both my proper name and word that this land, this world, will not suffer the wrath of itself, of the alien, of the mutant traitor or heretic, for this is my duty as an imperial guardsman and of the Astra Militarium. I will be this world's shield; it's is a sword, and I will die standing for it." He said before sliding off Celestia's bed and kneeling before them, still holding their hooves.

"I wholeheartedly swear it." He finishes as both Princesses look at each other, shocked by what he vowed, before they sigh, nodding to each other as they return their gaze to him, and Celestia speaks out.

"Well then, if you vow on it, my sister and I will hold you accountable for such a task and only hope you know what you're doing." Celestial said, taking her hoof from him as Luna interjected.

"Know this, Grey, if thou fail to uphold this vow, we will have no choice but to have you be held responsible for such actions and with its consequences." Luna said, taking her hoof of his hand as Grey stood up and rested both hands on their heads, petting them gently, moving his fingers to dig under their coats as they blushed lightly, enjoying this new feeling.

"I know, I know Lady Inquisitor told me the same thing. Now, if you excuse me." He said, removing his bionic hands from their heads as they looked shocked from the new feeling they liked and looked back at him and walked to the door. "I got a meeting to schedule for you two to meet with Lady Inquisitor Marya and some other folks abo-aaaa."

Before Grey could even reach the door handle, he was yanked back by his collar from both princess's magic, falling back on Celestia's bed. Both princesses lay next to him. He shifted his head from looking at Celestia and Luna repeatedly, confused and in slight panic with a bit of red on what was left of his scared face glowing.

"uh... What is the meaning of this?"

"Well, if we are to be part of the imperium of man and you being labeled our worlds protector, it is only fitting for you to spoil us as we see fit in, let's say, petting us, praising or perhaps cuddling with us, wouldn't you agree, Tia?" Luna said, nuzzling her head over to Grey's neck as she used her magic to move his arms to her head and feel his fingers scratch into her coat. She closed her eyes to enjoy the pleasant sensation melting into his shoulder and neck.

"Indeed Luna," Celestia says happily, resting her head on greys chest. She uses her magic to have his other armrest and softly strokes her mane. Both princess sandwich Grey and use him as a cuddle buddy forcing a sigh to leave Grey at realizing his new fate. He choices not just for his new task but for his new life in Equestria, as all he can do now is scream and curse out Inquisitor Marya and this xeno-filled world internally.

'Fuck me like a kark in the Eye of Terror!'

He then only looked down for a moment at both Princesses sleeping soundly, hearing and feeling their breathing on his both, staring at the ceiling as he stroked and petted them both.

'Well, guess this new assignment will have "some" its perks to it."

Only the insane have strength enough to prosper.

Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane.

• Imperial aphorism, unknown origin

Author's Note

Announcement

R. I. P. The passing of a great man, hero and model to have

Lord Commissar Sebastian Yarrick, the "Hero of Hades Hive.” “Hero of Helsreach.” “Hero of Armageddon.”

May the emperor welcome you to paradise and protect you with the billions more to come.

May Ork Warlord Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka hopefully find another nemesis to have a proper fight with.

Rest easy now Ol’ Bale Eye...

Rest well

Author BS

You have no idea what I had to do to make this chapter let alone research and imagine in my head it even made me failed NNN but ill blame you and blue ball you all for it cause:

LOL, LMAO even.

Little explanation chapter ends with a cute moment, that's all. Also here's some sketch/concept art

Grey during Inquisition interrogations

If you can guess how many Scars he has on his body you'll win a prize.
(note their is a number closest guess wins)

Mad Grey Royal cuddle session

Why do Bat Pones be like

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SKIDIDI BOP MM DADA

Cya, in the next chapter : )