life as an Inkling Ninja

by Digisaiyan10

Rating: everyone
Tags: Splatoon, Science Fiction, Adventure, Kamen Rider, Crossover, Human, Other, Original Character, Equestria Girls
Length: 4216

I really should not of bought that thing from that guy because now I am wanted by the government.

I really should not of bought that thing from that guy because now I am wanted by the government.

Published 2022-10-25 13:40:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-10-31 13:05:57 UTC

chapter 1

I yawned and thought to myself 'man this is taking forever, I guess I should have brought that piece of my costume in advance so I could finish my costume for this convention before the next year hits, but no I just had to be lazy hoping it went on sale soon and now I have to come to the convention with this incomplete costume.' I was wearing a pair of black flipflops with white socks, a pair of black shorts with a blue line on each side, a blank orange shirt with a grey jacket on top of it, a pair of blue googles on my face, on my head I was wearing a custom made blue Inkling wig. two tentacles were tied together to form a drill facing forwards with four smaller tentacles in the back pointing towards the person behind me, finally I had the a pair of inkling ears that went over my ears, all I was missing was the teeth for my costume.

Finally I heard someone near the front say "welcome everyone to 20XX years convention, everything is set up this year we have a costume contest, vendors for merchandise for various series, as always a food court, and finally the voice actors of Pearl, Marina, Callie, Marie, Shiver, Frye, Captain Cuttlefish, and Octavio taking questions." the doors then opened and people rushed inside pushing me along with them. I started wandering around after getting out of the crowd until I accidentally bumped into someone falling onto my rear end. I looked up and noticed I bumped into someone dressed as agent 3 in her agent gear, she reached out a hand to help me up from the ground. I got back up with her help, as I stood up she said.

"are you ok I didn't mean to bump into you. Here let me take you to someone." she then grabbed my hand and led me to a stand run by someone dressed as Sheldon, on the stand was stuff from multiple fandoms such as ben 10K's omnitrix, Excalibur from Fate/stay night, a Sengoku driver with an a energy lockseed that had the front of rainbow colored apple, some stuffed animals from Splatoon, and a spinjitzu scroll from ninjago. I then noticed in a small case the missing piece of my costume but I felt like I should get something else as well. "how much from the Sengoku driver, energy lockseed, and the inkling teeth" I asked.

"not much just about sixty five dollars after tax and I will throw in a small thing for you as well" said the Sheldon cosplaying vendor. I then took three twenty dollar bills and a five dollar bill out of my wallet and handed it to the vendor. He then put the two items into the bag and gave me a necklace that had the kanji for ninja on it, as I put it on and put the inkling teeth into my mouth he whispered "I hope you have a good life in your new world ninja." as he finished whispering I started to get sucked into my own shadow I tried to cry out for help but nothing came out of my mouth I looked up and saw agent 3 giving me a sad look. She then started to talk to Sheldon but I couldn't hear anything they were talking about. As my neck started to go into my shadow I blacked out.

"Ugh, my head what happened?" I said as I opened my eyes to see that I was in a barn on top of a pile of hay. I got up only to see a inkling male with red skin and orange hair as well as a female with orange skin and blonde hair. “What are you doing here, and why is there a hole in the roof of my families barn?!” The female inkling asked in an angry sounding voice. “I have no clue what is going on last thing I remember is buying some things from a guy dressed as a horseshoe crab.” I said in a more quiet tone, it felt like my throat was dry. I then asked “do you guys happen to have any drinks my throat feels like it is a dried up well in the middle of a drought?” The male inkling then tossed me a bottle of some kind of blue drink, I started to drink it as quickly as I can so I could answer their questions. "my name is applejack and this is my bother big mac, what is your name?" Applejack asked, I then said "I can't remember my name."

Time started to slow down a lot. then the far left side of the wall burst open and something came in like the whatever is going on isn't affecting it. it looked like a white tiger inves mixed with a roidmude because on it's left pectoral was the number 111 but is was colored dark blue nearly purple, puke green, and had red eyes. It started toward applejack and big mac saying "element of honesty your life will be mine!" My eyes widen as I put my hands into my pockets to find the energy lockseed I had bought from that man. When I finally found the lockseed and grabbed it time sped back to normal for me, I then found the sengoku driver that I bought was on the ground I jumped for it and grabbed it putting it onto my waist a belt fastening from one side of the driver around to the other side of the driver. The ride indicator then changed from a blank one into looking like a ninja. I then pushed up to switch on the left side of the lockseed which opened to lock.

ZAP APPLE

After that I placed the lockseed into the driver. Next I pushed the lock back into the main body of the lockseed. A rainbow colored apple then came out of a zipper portal and floated above my head. "HENSHIN" I said while pushed the knife on the driver down, cutting the lockseed open which split the two halves of the apple to the left and right side respectively.

SOIYA!

ELECTRICITY TURNS INTO SPEED

The Apple then placed it's self onto my head making black under armor appear on my body. the apple then opened up and became my chest plate and shoulder pads, on my neck there was a black scarf that flowed behind me. An red and blue bow appeared in my left hand on the belt a set of kunai that look like apple seeds appeared.

(play the song bad luck charm)

I took one of the kunai off of my belt and tossed it at the Inves roidmude hybrid causing a small explosion. It got back up from that explosion and started to came at me shouting "all kamen riders must be eliminated!" It unsheathed it's claws and tried to slash me with them which I barely parry in time with my bow. I then slashed at it with my bow and another kunai that I took off of my belt, I looked at the back of the kunai to see it had something similar to my lockseed on the back. I placed the kunai into the lockseed slot on my bow, and it started singing.

N-N-NIN-N-N-N-NIN-N-N-N-N-NINJA!

I pulled back the pull the triangular part of the bow back and a light indicator started I held it until it got to the red light and then released it. The bow then shot out 15 small energy kunai at the monster making it explode. I put the lockseed back to normal and took it out if the driver. Time returned to normal and Applejack and Big Mac fell onto their rear ends so I went over and helped them up. "What in tarnation was that!" Applejack shouted.

"Some kind of Inves and roidmude fusion, and incase your wondering no I actually don't remember my name or how I got here but everything else I remember." I said as I found my backpack, I looked inside to see that everything was in there. I took out my phone to see that it changed to the Phone from the Splatoon universe, I the checked my wallet to see that things about it have changed, like the name and the language it is in. the money I had left had also changed into the money from Splatoon. I looked down to see that parts of my clothes have been ruined. my shirt had a rip in the shoulder, the pants had a few holes in them and my shoes have been ripped. "um I think I might need to get some new clothes." I said out loud, Big mac looked over and tried to stifle his laughter.

Author's Note

hello there everyone welcome to a new displaced story by me. I added more detail this time so here you go. also I am surprised that nobody had noticed the reference I made in the second chapter of Kamen rider Arthurian. also if you are wondering if you played Splatoon 2 octo expansion you should know what the colors of the monster mean. I also need help creating a name for these Inves Roidmude fusions so can you guys please help me.

chapter 2

Me, Applejack, and Big mac were in his truck after helping me get some new clothes which consist of a pair of cyan pants, a black shirt, a grey jacket with a hood, a pair of orange shoes size 13. a few pair of all of them as we turned a corner out of the peripheral vision I saw a poster that on it had the words 'come and join the Turf riders of team Baron.' As the truck came to a stop I saw something I thought I would never see what stopped the truck was the same person who brought me to Sheldon in the first place. Something was going on though because behind her was was a fusion between the bat Inves and iron Roidmude that was the same color as the last one I fought and it had the number 029 on it's chest. I opened the door of the truck and ran towards agent 3 putting on my sengoku driver. I then tossed my lockseed into the air and caught it. After that I pushed up to switch on the left side of the lockseed which opened to lock.

ZAP APPLE

After that I placed the lockseed into the driver. Next I pushed the lock back into the main body of the lockseed. A rainbow colored apple then came out of a zipper portal and floated above my head. "HENSHIN" I said while pushed the knife on the driver down, cutting the lockseed open which split the two halves of the apple to the left and right side respectively.

SOIYA!

ELECTRICITY TURNS INTO SPEED

The Apple then placed it's self onto my head making black under armor appear on my body. the apple then opened up and became my chest plate and shoulder pads, on my neck there was a black scarf that flowed behind me. An red and blue bow appeared in my left hand on the belt a set of kunai that look like apple seeds appeared. I then heard a very familiar voice come from near agent 3's waist. "While I hate the fact that I am here and forced into this belt that I cannot control at least this one time I will help you Citra. So start your engine!" Agent 3-er I mean Citra the twisted the key on Banno's form after putting in what looked to be a gold version of type speed.

"HENSHIN" Citra said after pumping the car shaped lever. as a golden cylinder appeared around her I heard Banno's voice once again but this time he said. "Type: Golden Speed!" as the cylinder disappeared Citra was in what looked like a female version of drive's armor but colored gold, blue, and white instead of red, black, and silver. I took a kunai from my belt while Citra summoned the steering sword. I tossed my kunai at the Inves Roidmude fusion to distract him while Citra went behind him at full speed and slashed his back with her sword until that is time started to slow down and I saw what looked like a fusion of the bat roidmude and a bat Inves rush by grabbing 029. As time went back to normal me and Citra went into an alley to detransformed. We then came out of the alley and saw applejack and Big mac just standing there.

"Citra, what are you doing here I thought you, and your parents disappeared along with that professor Lumen." said Applejack as she was dragging us to the truck. Citra and I climbed into the back of the truck as applejack got into the passenger seat. The Truck then started to move once again, as we got back to the farm Applebloom and Granny Smith were outside waiting. "Granny Smith what is going on? I thought you took Applebloom with you to get groceries." said Applejack in confusion.

"That's the thing Big sis while me and granny were shopping after you sent us that picture someone stopped us and asked if we saw someone called Argo. So we told them they could come with us to wait for you guys to return." said Applebloom. as we went into were the person was waiting I got confused as the person who was asking was none other than a certain black 'haired' inkling aka Callie. "A-A-A-A-A-Argo it's really you!" Callie said charging at me.

"what are you talking about and who is Argo?" I said confused, then the tv turned on suddenly I heard a reporter saying some thing along the lines of 'Hello there everyone and welcome to the Canterlot order splat cast here today we have our President Discord.

Hello there my citizens I am here today because we have had a threat to our country for 3 weeks now and there names are Kamen rider Turbo Drive and the newly appearing Kamen rider Ninja so I am giving them a bounty of twenty thousand Cephala coins if you can capture them. Also we have a few people trying to find them and their Identities. Until next time I hope you enjoy the turf war going on today.

Welp you heard it here first then everyone, now onto Jones with the Turf war arena's for today.' I tuned out what they had said and started to freak out that I have a bounty on my alternate Identity. "you can't remember me Argo I am your aunt, well I guess it can't be helped after what happened but me and your mother have moved to this town to help out with the orderly Splat cast, and help your great grandpa. So I guess we could let you stay with your friends here." Callie said in a sad tone.

"I would like to stay with my friends, because they helped me in a time of need." I said to Callie, as I finished speaking she sighed and turned to the apple family and thanked them for helping me. As she left I sighed and said "Glad I didn't have to play that up too much because I am terrible at acting. So much so in fact that I am surprised she believed that."

"well in the time you and Citra are here you guys will be sleeping in two of the guest rooms. also you will be helping here at the farm or going to school since both of you are about 16 from what I can tell, and what I know. You have until tomorrow to decide which you will do." Said Big Mac as he and Apple jack guided Citra and me to the Guest rooms. 'ok so discord is the leader and from what I saw for a split millisecond might be working with whatever me and Citra are fighting against, and he put a bounty on our heads.' I thought to myself as I sat on the bed. I got up and started to sneak to my door so I could go check to see if the monster I first fought dropped anything. As I got to the barn I noticed something through the hole it created when it was after Applejack, it looked similar to a lockseed but it had a orange tulip flower on it, I picked up the new lockseed and put it into my pocket, then time started to slow down once again. I turned to see a short inkling with white hair or as I know her Pearl, "you know you and turbo drive are hard to track down right ninja? Oh you must be wondering how I know who you are right, well lets just say I am what comes after roidmude who cause to much trouble or their enemies." she said as she took out what looked like a black and white genesis Driver as well as a energy lockseed that has an blood colored berry on it. As she put it on her waist it called out, "New Eden Driver". after that she pushed the switch on the lockseed up making it cry out,Blood berry!. "I will make this world into my own!" she said revealing a pair of vampiric fangs in her mouth, as she pushed in the lever on the driver making it cry out.

SODA!

Blood Berry Energy!

she then released the lever making a metal "blood berry" appear above her head which fell onto it making white under armor appeared. the berry then split into pieces making her armor look like that of an archer. then a bow like the one I used appeared in her hand. I then put on my sengoku driver. After that tossed my lockseed into the air and caught it. Then that I pushed up to switch on the left side of the lockseed which opened to lock.

ZAP APPLE

After that I placed the lockseed into the driver. Next I pushed the lock back into the main body of the lockseed. A rainbow colored apple then came out of a zipper portal and floated above my head. "HENSHIN" I said while pushed the knife on the driver down, cutting the lockseed open which split the two halves of the apple to the left and right side respectively.

SOIYA!

ELECTRICITY TURNS INTO SPEED

The Apple then placed it's self onto my head making black under armor appear on my body. the apple then opened up and became my chest plate and shoulder pads, on my neck there was a black scarf that flowed behind me. An red and blue bow appeared in my left hand on the belt a set of kunai that look like apple seeds appeared.

Author's Note

before you guys start complaining the Banno in this story comes from a dimension that him and Krim switch places.

chapter 3

Pearl and me clashed our bows against each other making sparks appear. I took off kunai from my belt and tossed them at pearl one after another. She charged straight through the explosions to attack me, getting real close until I hit her with a kunai at point blank range. The explosion send both of us flying back 8 feet backwards detransforming us. "how is this possible, how can I lose?! whatever I will be back for both you and turbo drive, ninja!" Said Pearl as her own shadow covered her. As she sunk into the ground I looked at the lockvehicle that I found thinking 'first I get sent to this world in the body of the son of one of the squid sisters from what I know, then I have to fight these Inves roidmude hybrids, and now Pearl of all people is a reaper.' I went back into the room I was provided and put my driver, lockseed, and lockvehicle on a dresser in the room. after that I got into the bed and started to fall asleep.

The next day

I started to wake up so I started to do the daily routine I had in my last life. I went to the bathroom so I could use the toilet and take a shower, after that I went back to my room and put on a new change of clothes. I then went downstairs to see what the commotion was. "Why are there hole in the ground?" asked Applebloom, Big mac just shrugged his shoulder so I went over to Citra and said "we need to talk about something." So we went to her room were Banno was "sitting" on a dresser.

"So what is going on and what happened last night? Banno said he heard something going on outside." said Citra as she crossed her arms. "apparently the roidmude have unleashed their grim reaper on us." I said as I looked out the window "it happened when I went outside last night to check the barn to see if the roidmude I defeat dropped anything, what I found though is something that might help me it is a lockvehicle. you see lockvehicle once you reach a certain speed will take you to Helheim forest. When I was coming back in I noticed someone watching me until they came out of the shadow to show themselves." "So in other words you two will have to be more careful when you transform and turn back to normal." said Banno as Citra started to look nervous.

we then heard a knock at the door, I started to take out my driver until it opened to reveal Big mac, he then said "I am going to need to know your decisions guys." Citra and I then said school at the same time. "ok then until we get a meeting time for the principal for you guys you can do whatever you want." he said as he left the room. "I am going to try my lockvehicle to see if it works and can take me to Helheim." I said as I headed outside. I put on my driver and took out my lockvehicle, I pressed the button on the side of it. it then flew out of my hand and unfolded into a three wheeled motorcycle with a orange tulip on the front of it.

Tri-Tulip!

I got onto the bike and revved the handles and took off going down the street until it started to float up and spin. Tulip petals then surrounded me and the bike as a zipper portal opened and I flew through it. as I landed and got off of my bike it turned back into it's lock form. I looked around and saw tall trees with lock like fruit on them as well as weird looking plants. I went up to a tree and took off a single fruit and as I did it transformed into a lock with a pineapple, I then plucked about 4 more fruit from the tree and they turned into the Grape, melon, mango, and Lemon lockseeds. A screech then rang out in the forest as I turned to see the same Inves roidmude fusion that took 029. So I put on my driver but tossed up the grape Lockseed and caught it. I then pushed the switch up on the side of the grape lockseed which unlocked it, and I put it onto my driver pushing down the lock back into place.

Grape

A bunch of metal grapes then appeared above my head. I then used the knife on the driver to chop the grape lockseed which made the bunch of grapes fall onto my head making my under armor appear on my body.

Grape Arms: Dragon, Cannon, Bang-bang-bang!

The grape then split open and attached itself to my making my armor look like that of an old school Chinese solider, and making a purple grape based gun appeared in my hand. I pointed the gun at the bat like monster and pulled the trigger a few times making it shoot out orbs of purple energy. Two of my shots missed but the rest hit it, making it hit the ground with holes in it's wings so I replaced the grape lockseed with my zap apple energy lockseed. My grape arms changed into my normal one, I then used the knife to once again chop the lockseed and it called out.

Zap Apple Squash!

I jumped into the air and extended my right leg as blue electrical energy surrounded me. I then glided towards the inves roidmude fusion and kicked it in the chest making the number 110 come out of it. The main body and the number then exploded one second after the other as I stood back up. "goodbye number one ten." I say as the explosion ended. I then brought back my lockvehicle and got out of Helheim. I came to a stop to just outside of the farm to see cop cars in front of it.