One month had passed since the... you know. Ponies didn't really speak much of it anymore. Every now and then awkward situations formed between the ponies who had, for example, sucked each others cocks just a few weeks ago. Mares often saw wet dreams about Big McIntosh. He WAS every mares dream stallion after all, and hadn't had sex with anybody before or after the wedding. But that was all in the past now.

...or was it?

*****

The legendary albino zebra named Zed arrived to the Ponyville city square with lots and lots of junk on his wagon. He lowered down from his seat and scanned the area with his red albino eyes. He took a deep breath and yelled. "Citizens of Ponyville! I, the great and powerful zebra of thousand and one orgasms, have commuted to your pathetic old town to present you the great gift from kings of San Palomino deserts. I give you..." He wrapped of the tarpaulin and a magnificent pile of shining sex objects revealed under it. "...The thousand and one toys of the all mighty prince of south-west.

Two hours later.

Surprise, surprise ponies had gone insane again. The whole Ponyville was now gathered around Zed trying out their new toys. This was a great opportunity for thieves and robbers to sneak into banks and houses to steal stuff nobody were looking after. But they had chosen to have sex with the others instead. Mayor Mare had found herself a fine engine. "Yeeee haa!" Shouted the mayor as she bounced on a battery supporting rodeo dildo.

Lyra and Bon Bon had not so big interest on this mass effect incident. But they DID have something big. The cannon penis! They had taken it outside the range of the chaos Zed had created in central town. Nopony was missing them though. They tugged the cannon into the Sweet Apple Acres barn.

"Do you think It'll work?" Bon Bon said worriedly

"Sue! Why wouldn't it? It is a gift from a fine, rich prince you know. Besides. What if it doesn't? Big deal. Then we'll just have to do it the old fashioned way.

Bon Bon relaxed. "True." She said.

Bon Bon lifted Lyra and settled her butt on top of the cannon. Lyra did the rest. She showed the pipe inside her vagina. "Ready! Beam me up, Scotty!" Bon Bon nodded and ignited the fuse.

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!

Lyra was torn in two pieces. "worth it." She managed to state after passing away.

Meanwhile in downtown

The party was over. A few ponies were still lying on 69 position and rapidly licking each others sex organs. Babs Seed and Sweetie Belle were hoofing with Scootaloo and Apple Boom. Spike had taken a dump on Raritys back and was now spreading it all over her beautiful mane. (One fetish to have)

THE END.

Author's Note

That's all folks!