The Great and Powerful Trixie buys a cellphone, but it doesn't work the way Trixie thinks it should.

An entry into Admiral Biscuit's second not-a-contest featuring ponies who misunderstand Earth's technology. Pre-read and edited by Admiral Biscuit.

I printed this fic out specifically to line my cats' litterbox with it. -Jim Qwilleran

The only thing Great and Powerful about this story is the overuse of third-person. -AlwaysDressesInStyle

Bob Dole gives this story two thumbs up! -Bob Dole

Trixie is confused. This story is about Trixie but isn't good. -Trixie Lulamoon