Hell & Arrival at Canterlot High
"I want my old vice principal dead! While you're at it, pop off that prude Octavia." Loona and Octavia unamusingly stared at the former tuba player once known as Beauty Brass. Moxie and Millie looked bored as fuck. Blitz's arms folded, gave his reply.
"Why the fuck would we kill them?"
"I lost my career dreams because of Octavia! That bitch locked me in the school walk-in freezer so I couldn't date my crush! My vice principal fucked up my home by sleeping with my dad!" Loona snapped and growled at Beauty Brass.
"Go suck a dick!"
"Bitch! Stoles said that you people were the best!"
"We fucking are whore!" Octavia decided to go and sit across the room just in case Loona decided to start swinging.
Blitzo regained control, "We will take the job....in fact, I'll send Loona, and if Stol-ass approves, I'll send his Tavi to assist. Not get the fuck out of the office before I shove my dick up your ass."
Loona stood and went to the office weapons safe after Beauty Brass left, she selected a semiautomatic pistol and a switchblade. Loona handed them to Octavia and for herself, she grabbed a pair of 44 magnum semiautomatic pistols. "Surprised that old nut job hadn't come to send us after that troublesome trio who poisoned that water try their water treatment shit. Fuck it, this is at least a job."
Canteot Highschool
"Remember Octavi no boys! Our dads will fucking kill us if we slept with any of these bastards. Loona spottee a group of seven girls, this ensemble was approached by Vinyl Scratch and their mark Octavia. "Our mark is pegging a DJ! She froze Beauty Brass to land a DJ that's hilarious and so much for being a prude!"
"Loona....there's that vice principal." Vice Principal Luna was seen strolling across the school grounds and holding a clipboard. A group of lads approached them and one tried to hug Loona only to get balls kicked.
"The great and powerful Trixie will see that you get in trouble!" They watched as Trixie and her light blue hair and blue figure skipped to Vice Principal Loona. That skip became a run when Loona bolted toward her. Octavia raised her left hand popped up her middle finger and yelled.
"Fuck you!" There was a blur of rainbow as it came to an abrupt stop and collided with ill-tempered Loona.
"Leave Trixie alone, and now Trixie and....what was your name?"
"Loona spelled with two Os."
"Nice to meet you...both of you explain what is going on."
"Well R.D. my friends and I tried to welcome the two newcomers and this one kicked Snips in the cock, and Snails and Pip stayed back there to tend to Snips."
"I kicked that bastard's little twig of dick because he fucking put his arm around me! Now tell me Trixie...who dominates in the bedroom...you or him?"
"How dare you uncouth wretch to assume that we get intimate!"
"Your reaction suggests otherwise but I don't give a damn." Octavia finally made it over and eyed the other Octavia who also joined the Trio. The other Octavia walked over to Loona and glared
"Your actions and language won't be tolerated."
"Go peg your DJ and go find someone to lock into the school freezer....or if you like we can go down right here and I can do it rough if you like." At that moment the CMC had shown up and their innocent minds got ruined.
"Are trying to pick a fight or say that I'm hot enough to fuck!"
"Just saying that I'd do anyone if they're good enough." Vice Principal Luna saw that something was going down and walked over.
"You must be Loona & Octavia, I've got your transfer paperwork in and what is the argument?" Loona mumbled that she kicked a guy in the balls and Octavia shyly slipped behind Loona for safety and gripped the switchblade that Loona had given her.
"Want me to dice her up now?" Loona gave her owl friend a slight shake of the head. Snips finally got off the ground and walked over. He was fuming mad.
"Why did you kick me in the balls? I just tried to give you a welcome hug."
"I didn't give my consent so technically I call it rape." Trixie had blurted out her mind.
"Hugging isn't sex, hugs have different meanings! Just ask Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie Pie nodded and kept talking.
"So you two, when are you going to pop off your two targets?" Loona and Octavia prepared to fight back and run. "Just kidding you two or am I?" This Pinkie Pie was the weird one that they had been warned about.
"Once we get enough cake to shove down their throats." Pinkie just shrugged and begged Luna to let the transfers off easy which was simple and easy enough to do. Octavia saw after the freezer bit Octavia did not react, but saw that Wallflower Blush looked away and shuffled her left foot. The silent girl had quickly disappeared. As Loona and Octavia walked off they discussed the shy girl's reaction.
"I bet this school is crawling with love triangles!" Loona said laughing. Octavia nodded and saw that the girl from the group of seven, the one she had noticed thought her hair resembled bacon following them trying to catch up.
"Sorry about Trixie, and welcome to CHS. Prom is coming up in a few weeks, why don't you join us?"
Octavia spoke before Loona could say 'FUCK NO!' - "We will be glad to, it sounds fun."
"By the way, I'm Sunset Shimmer, and follow me and I'll introduce you to the girls." The duo followed Sunset and as the introductions were being made Loona lit a cigarette and caught Octavia...their mark walked past her right side. Loona turned her head and puffed a cloud of smoke into the girl's face.
"See ya around prey," Loona said smirking. Octavia's significant other glared raised her finger and hissed out loudly.
"Fuck you Newcomers" was all Viny,l Scratch said. Octavia shot her father, Stolas, an update to give to Blitzo since Loona's father often spent the night at their home.
"So Sunset...who's still a fucking virgin in this place?" Loona gagged on her cigarette and looked At her friend. She couldn't believe what she had just heard! This assignment just got a bit more difficult.
"So let me get this straight? Our client wants us to pop off that DJ."
"Yep Octavia, and also wants it to look like she overdosed on some drug since during raves people have sex and do drugs....according to our client. After this prom is over we go after the principal." As the pair walked into the school, Loona lit a cigarette pulled from her backpack a bottle of 19 Crimes wine, and began to sip the liquid.
"There is no alcohol or tobacco use on school premises!" Loona lowered her bottle and saw Vinyl Scratch.
"Where I come from....rumors have it that three people from this school are supposed to arrive. Anywho, I'll slug this bitch down." Loona slugged her wine and took long draws on her cigarette, and threw the butt on the ground. Loona snarled as her phone buzzed notifying her of a text. "Fuck! Blitz says that the client wants to pay extra to put a few rounds of brass into someone named.....God damn it! Snips is a side score along with some ducker named Snails! Those two won't fetch more cash because kids die for free...according to that damned jingle Blitz wrote for advertising I.M.P!"
"Loona...not so loud or that prude Octavia will..." Octavia didn't finish as Octavia and another girl that they did not know.
"Hold your profanity back a bit, this is my friend Sonata Dusk and..."
"I don't give a shit!" The brush-off was delivered and she walked off...stormed off and Loona found Octavia mixing what looked like cocaine.
"Hey Loona, I just those boys stash of cocaine and just lacing it with a chemical compound to slow the effects so they will use more of the product and then when the time inhibitor wears off it'll become an OD and poof! Snips and Snails are as dead as...as I heard Millie say that Blitz says 'Christ on a stick'. Since Arsenic is stored in the chemistry lab and all...I just copied the form and everything about that photographer; it is an easy setup."
"Why not just cut their fucking wrists? We are I.M.P. do make murders seem like suicide after all."
Three Days Later
"I can't believe those two overdosed!"
"Trixie...rumors are flying and I'm sure you've heard them as well."
"I have Loona...Photo-Finish does deal on the side and she was seen around the lab I heard someone say a bit a go."
"God fucking damn it! She did buy some arsenic to kill some rodents a while back! I want to know if arsenic was involved and if she got help from someone!" Trixie stormed off screaming, and somewhere on the far end Photo-Finish dug herself into a hole and couldn't dig out. When she fessed up to buy arsenic and other items to get her rats to eat the poison. She was also caught with her product of cocaine on her person as well. The case was easily set against her and Loona and Octavia were making sure their phones were wiped of the texts from their client and Blitz. Now they could focus on their main tasks and forget about the two that they were just three rings down from the I.M.P office in Imp City.
