The Sexual Misadventures of Big Mac
Eeeenope.
Big Macintosh was lying on the couch in the house, idly throwing a ball against the wall and catching it on the rebound.
Winter had came earlier than expected this year in Equestria. The Apple Family dreaded this time of the year because no work could be done on the orchard. It was a dull few months, and the fact that their farm was relatively far from the town meant they had few visitors, as the snow started to bury to roads.
During these long months, Big Mac and Apple Jack would often get lonely, with only each other, as well as Apple Bloom and Granny Smith for company. It was during these months however that Big Mac and Apple Jack started to frequently engage in steamy sweaty incest to pass the time, as well as keep warm. At first, the two were quite ashamed of what they were doing, and were worried that if they were discovered, they would be exiled from Ponyville, or that Celestia herself would smite them off the face of Equestria. They soon realized however that Granny Smith and Apple Bloom never went into the barn during winter, its walls were thin and it was freezing in there. Apple Jack and Big Mac weren't bothered by that though, as during sex they kept each other warm enough.
'Spike! I know this sounds crazy, but I need you to bring this to the Apple Family! Apple Jack told me their heater broke a month back, and I can't expect them to spend the next few weeks in this freezing weather.'
Twilight told Spike.
'Twilight it's freezing out there! Why don't you do it yourself?' Spike retorted, unwilling to walk anywhere in the howling blizzard outside.
'Spike, this assignment is due tonight! I don't have time! PLEASE! You don't want me to be TARDY do you?! What if Celestia gets mad?! WHAT IF SHE SENDS ME BACK TO UNICORN KINDERGARDEN?!' Twilight pleaded. Spike recalled what happened the last time Twilight was nearly 'tardy', and shuddered at thinking about having to deal with that again. The truth was, she didn't have an assignment. She just wanted the dragon gone for a few hours so she could pound both her holes with the massive dildos she had recently purchased, without disturbance.
Spike reluctantly put on a few dozen layers of clothes and started his arduous trek through the snow.
Apple Jack had fallen asleep, and Big Mac was getting bored, bored and horny. He went down to the barn where he and AJ constantly fucked, and waited. It was almost time for their usual fucking session. He pulled out a bag of shrooms from under a crate of apples and ate a few. He loved getting high before a good fuck, it made sex feel so much better!
He heard a knock on the barn door, and eagerly went to answer it. He opened the door to be met by Apple Jack, oiled up and dripping wet between her legs. 'Fuck me brother! Bend me over and pound me in my ass!' he heard her moan. He felt himself growing hard, and decided to skip the foreplay completely. Big Mac pinned her to the floor, positioned himself behind her and pressed his dong against her insanely tight butthole.
'WHAT IN CELESTIA'S BEARD ARE YOU DOING BIG MAC?!' the little purple dragon cried, worried for the well being of his rectum.
'Ohh AJ, I'm so lucky to have a sister as hot as you!'' the large muscular earth pony grunted as he slapped his enormous 10 foot pole of horse meat repeatedly on the beaten, bloody and bruised face of Spike. 'No Big Mac! I'm not your sister! I won't tell anyone about this I swear, LET ME GO!'
'Ohhhhhhhhhh' Big Mac grunted as he grated his rock hard member over Spikes face, smothering the poor dragon in his overgrown forest of pubes. 'Big Mac please! I'm too small, YOU'LL KILL ME!' Spike pleaded, tears mixed with Big Mac's precum, dripping on to the barn floor.
'Don't worry sis, if you get pregnant we'll jus' bend 'ja over n pull the sucker out! Don't wanna 'nother Applebloom eeeeNOPE' Big Mac slurred, brain still addled from the copious amounts of hallucinogenic shrooms he consumed earlier. He mercilessly plunged his now fully erect 16 foot long stallionhood into Spikes tight anus, tearing his sphincter and almost rupturing his spleen. 'Ngh you sure are a lot tighter than I remember sis! Not that I mind at all!' Furiously thrusting away, Big Mac could feel his victim's colon start to tear and bleed all over his massive cock. Spike screamed in agony. The blood served as a lubricant and only prolonged Big Mac's anal endeavour.
After a few hours of non-stop ass ravaging, Big Mac started to get a little tired, and was nearing a massive orgasm that has been building up. 'IT HURTS BIG MAC! Please I BEG YOU STOP!'' Spike pleaded with his intoxicated rapist.
'Wha's the problem sis? You enjoyed it last time! Stay still!' Big Mac roared at Spike, increasing the frequency of his thrusts.
The non stop anal pounding was taking it's toll on the little dragon, and suddenly his anus started cramping up.
'UHHOH EEEEYUP' Big Mac yelled, jizzing litres of stale impotent fermented horse semen into Spike's intestines. Spike blurbling in agony as semen forced its way up his entire digestive tract, coming out his mouth and nose. Eventually the semen started to dry and crust, but it was too late. Spike had suffocated to death.
'Whot arr ye whipper snappers doin'?! Stop makin such a racket!' Granny Smith screamed as she walked in on Big Mac furiously fisting Spike's cumfilled corpse, which was stretched to almost thrice its size, on the barn floor. 'Oh mahhhy' she gasped. Without consent or hesitation Granny Smith whipped out her engorged clitoris of a horse dong and shoved it into Spike's dead, but still warm anus.
When Big Mac came to, he realized what the fuck happened, and buried Spikes body in the apple orchard. He was never found, and presumed to have died in the blizzard. Twilight was wrecked with guilt, and commited suicide via extreme dildo penetration a month later.
The end.
