The most interesting mail carrier in the world

by skyhigh_starsearcher

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 378

Derpy has a message for ponyville

Derpy has a message for all ears

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-21 17:14:19 UTC

The most interesting mail carrier in the world

One day, Derpy had gathered all the pony's in Ponyville for an important message.

  The music from the Dos Equis beer commercial plays and an announcers voice comes over the music and says “She delivers your mail while bringing smiles to the town, she makes an appearance in many episodes and has rarely any lines, she is the most interesting mail carrier in the world.” Derpy then walks out on stage and says.

  “I don't always derp but if I do I always prefer to herp before I do, stay awesome my friends.” this was so random to everybody even Pinky Pie was confused.

"So still to this day Derpy Hooves has a statue in front of the Post Office in remembrance of the best mail carrier in all of Equestria that has lived or will ever live." finishes Derpy as she paces the front of the class for career day

"Good speech Derpy!" proclaims miss,Cheerilee "Now does anypony have any questions for miss,Hooves?" Diamond Tiara raises her hoof

"I do, I do uhh why do you talk about your self in third person?, Daddy says only simpletons do that." says Diamond Tiara grinning

"I do?, I guess i never noticed, anyone else have a question for me?, no? ok then i guess I'll be going then thanks for having me miss,Cheerilee" says Derpy walking out of the school building.

"Oh its no problem Derpy, anytime!" says Cheerilee as she steps form behind her desk at the front of the class "ok class before we go i'd like to remind everyone that this is a three day weekend so don't come to school on Monday" the entire class of pony's cheered at that statement when all of a sudden Derpy comes back in and says

"I almost forgot something!" she suddenly pulls out a box opens it and yells "Cupcakes for everyone!" as she tosses up dozen's of cupcakes into the air laughing with the kids and rolling in the cupcakes

A.N this is my first story ever so I would enjoy some feedback on how I did. I know the grammar is probably shot to heck and back but oh well I hope you guys like it ~Skyhigh_starsearcher