“Honestly, sister, must you take so long?” Luna impatiently tapped her hoof against the floor. “Every second you take getting ready is more time we miss seeing something good!”

“I’m coming, I’m coming…” Celestia grumbled, wiping away the grogginess from her eyes, carrying a box of crackers underneath her wing. “It’s not my fault we’re doing this at one in the morning…”

Luna pursed her lips at her sister’s seeming lack of enthusiasm. “You’re not excited? I thought you loved our forays into the dream realm.”

“No no, I do, truly! I’m excited to see what we get tonight!” Celestia tried to reassure her. “It’s just that the month has been very hectic for me recently, I’m afraid my mind has been feeling rather scattered, recently.”

“It seems to have been that way for a few days,” Luna noted. “Is there something going on?”

“Ah, it’s nothing to worry yourself over, Luna,” Celestia shook her head and waved her hoof dismissively. “I haven’t let a few idle thoughts ruin my streak. Let’s just get the fun started, shall we?”

“Very well.” Luna nodded and tilted her head back. Her horn started to glow, becoming the single beacon of light as their surroundings turned dark. A pure blackness dripped down the horizon, covering miles of Equestria in an instant, seeping into the room and spreading across the walls, until they covered the sisters themselves.

And from the darkness came a warm, calming light. Luna and Celestia opened their eyes to see a nebulous expanse, surrounded by white twinkling orbs as numerous as there were stars in the sky. Each one represented a dream currently going on somewhere in the world.

Celestia looked around, quickly scanning each one she saw to try and locate a particularly saucy dream. “Hmm…so many dreams, I wonder which one we should look at first?”

Princess Luna found one that piqued her interest, but as she got closer, her curiosity turned into confusion. She wasn’t sure what she was looking at, but it was probably phallic? She didn’t want to think of Discord having that many holes, or if Fluttershy’s legs could even bend like that, and yet...

“Did you find something, Luna?”

“Nope. Nothing.”

A loud, shuddery moan caught both sisters’ attention.

“Well, there’s probably a good start,” Luna smirked, pointing in the direction of the moaning.

The sisters looked at the preview the dream bubble was giving them. Two things caught their interest. First was the very familiar face of Starlight Glimmer, huffing and blushing. Second was the source of the moaning they heard, belonging to the former Queen Chrysalis.

Celestia and Luna exchanged glances, silently peeking back to the dream bubble, then back to each other, obviously hesitant on whose dream they were about to peek into.

“...She won’t know if we don’t make ourselves known,” Luna shrugged, looking back in.

“I suppose so…” Celestia sighed. She took a deep breath, and plunged in with her sister.

The inside of the dream felt more akin to a nightmare. Luna and Celestia found themselves in a section they barely recognized as the Everfree Forest. The surrounding area was covered with changeling goo, dripping down from the branches and smeared all over the roots.

And at the heart of it all was Chrysalis, sitting on a throne made of branches and vines and held together by slime, and at the foot of the throne sat Starlight Glimmer, a ring around her horn, and a collar chained around her neck, with the changeling holding the other end.

“This looks suits you much better, Starlight…” Chrysalis chuckled, yanking up on the chain, forcing Starlight’s head forward. “Consider yourself lucky. I could have destroyed you, but instead, I’ve found a new purpose for you…”

“Nngh…T-Thank you, Mistress Chrysalis…” Starlight whimpered, clenching her teeth from getting pulled so forcefully.

Chrysalis looked down with a wicked grin. “Yes, I think you’ll be much happier serving me. Don’t worry, you’ll learn to enjoy your new life.”

“O-Of course, Mistress Chrysalis…”

Chrysalis raised an eyebrow. “Hm? Is there hesitancy in your voice?” She pulled on the chain again, forcing Starlight to look up at her. “Do you not think serving as my pet will be worth it?”

“Nnn…I…”

“Perhaps I should show you all the benefits there are to submitting to me…” Chrysalis yanked the chain backwards.

“Aaa-mmmph!” Starlight was forced forward, her head going muzzle-first right into Chrysalis’s crotch.

Chrysalis squeezed her thighs together, making sure Starlight stayed put. “You should consider yourself lucky, Starlight. You’re in quite the unique position right now. Not everyone gets the chance to pleasure their queen like this…”

Starlight started to voice her complaints, but her face was firmly planted into the queen’s nethers.

Chrysalis simply chastised with a click of her tongue and another yank of the chain. “Ah ah, since you’re down there, why don’t you put your lips to a more productive use, hm?” She rolled the chain around her hoof, putting the pony on an even shorter leash.

With an uneasy whimper, Starlight shut her eyes and slipped her tongue out, slowly running up Chrysalis’s pussy.

Chrysalis leaned her head back, letting out a small grunt in satisfaction. “Yes…that’s right…just like that…” Her hoof relaxed, giving Starlight some much-needed slack on the chain.

As Starlight continued to take long and slow licks upwards, a few sounds escaped her lips, muffled by Chrysalis’s crotch, though it was impossible to tell if they were reluctant grumbles or shameful aroused moans.

“Haaah! Ohhh, you’re a natural at this!” The changeling shuddered in delight. She tilted her head down, ruffling Starlight’s mane with her hoof. “You’re going to make a wonderful pet…”

Starlight tilted her head down, trying to mask her blushing cheeks between Chrysalis’s thighs as she stuck her tongue out further, plunging deeper into her folds.

“Aaaaah! S-So gooood! Ohhh, where has this been all my liiiife?”

Starlight was about to pull her head back to take a breath, but Chrysalis put both of her hooves on the back of her head, forcibly pushing her in, causing a string of muffled and panicked moans.

“Ohhh, Starlight!” Chrysalis ignored the pony’s pleading, her panic only fueling her pleasure as she held her head in place. “Starlight Starlight Starliiiiight!”

As they watched from a safe distance away, Celestia and Luna’s expressions changed from unease to intrigued right back into unease again.

“Chrysalis has a lot of issues to work out…” Celestia winced. She turned her head to the side, but she couldn’t quite fully look away.

“Yyyep…” Luna nodded. “It might be for the best that Starlight isn’t participating this year…”

“Well, there’s always next year,” Celestia quietly chuckled to herself. “Shall we be off to the next?”

Making sure to not interrupt Chrysalis’s power fantasy, the two sisters slipped out of the dream, and quickly located another, preferably brighter dream.

The princesses quickly found themselves high in the skies, seeing some more familiar faces sharing a heated moment on a cloud.

Luna was immediately hooked on the action, but Celestia had a few reservations about what she was seeing.

She always desired to know what her subjects truly thought of her and how they viewed her, but seeing a dream version of herself constructed by the desires of a horny mom felt a little…off.

Windy Whistles was red in the face, gasping and squeaking as Celestia peppered her face and neck with kisses. “A-Aaah! Ohohoho my gosh, P-Princess, you’re getting me all steamy!”

Celestia licked her lips, leaning her head down to whisper in her ear. “Am I, now? Perhaps I should cool you off…”

“Oooh, come here, you!” Windy wrapped her hooves around Celestia’s neck, pulling her in for a deep kiss as payback for all the quick smooches she had been receiving.

Celestia’s eyes widened in surprise as her massive wings unfurled, though she didn’t fight back against Windy’s advances.

Still locking lips, Windy took the opportunity of Celestia’s shocked state to turn things around. With her hooves around Celestia’s neck, she threw her weight to the side with one fluid, heavy motion.

Celestia found herself thrown by the pegasus, forcibly breaking the kiss to let out a cry of surprise, now laying on her back with Windy Whistles smugly grinning over her. “Hmhmhm, well played…”

“Ohhh, I’ve got plenty of surprises in me, Princess…” Windy giggled, giving a few nibbles at the base of her neck. “Would you like to see more?”

“A-Aah! Oh, please…” Celestia moaned, laying her head back to allow Windy access.

“I feel a little insulted, honestly,” The actual Celestia crossed her hooves as she watched. “Does she really think I’m that easy?”

“It’s not that hard to imagine…” Luna snarked as she crunched down on some crackers, getting a punch to the shoulder in response.

“She should at least buy me dinner first…”

Windy kept nibbling on Celestia’s neck, trying to keep all the excited squeals to herself as she got higher, getting closer to better hear the moans.

Celestia’s wings fluttered as an excited shudder left her lips. She kept her head leaned back, letting Windy do whatever she pleased with her body. The way she was nibbling up her neck, Celestia was anticipating a kiss very soon.

Windy’s lips were just underneath Celestia’s chin, sneaking up to plant another passionate kiss on her lips. She slipped her tongue past Celestia’s lips, which the princess happily allowed.

The actual Princess Celestia kept watching from afar, switching between amused and self-conscious. “I’m not sure if she genuinely thinks I’d act like this, or if not clopping has made her so horny, she’s willing to believe anything.”

“Welcome to my world,” Luna said nonchalantly, offering her sister some more crackers as she watched, stone-faced.

“It’s still interesting to see how they plan on pleasuring me. I think it says more about them than it does me.”

“You should see what ponies want to do with me,” Luna muttered, shaking her head.

“Oooh, can we?”

Windy broke the kiss, panting heavily as she stared down at the princess, the string of saliva dripping down onto Celestia’s chest.

Celestia smirked, lifting up a hoof to caress Windy’s cheek. “So? What other surprises do you have in store?”

“Well, you’re a rather big pony, so you must have some big needs…” Windy giggled, shuffling down her body, though still laying on top of her, She ran her hooves through those majestic outspread wings of hers.

“Nnnf…O-Oh? And how exactly do you plan on tending to those needs?”

Windy’s own wings popped open. “A little bit of multitasking, dear…” The pegasus’s soft feathers reached over to tease Celestia’s pussy lips, all the while kneading her hooves into the alicorn’s wings.

Celestia let out a rather undignified squeak of surprise, her wings and hooves kicking up at the touch of the feathers. “Oh goodness! S-So bold!”

Windy leaned in further, pushing her hooves deep into Celestia’s feathers, as her own wing circled around Celestia’s vulva, constantly teasing her by running the soft feathers around the edge.

“Hnnngh…Oh Windy…” Celestia squirmed around, trying to allow the pegasus to have her way without throwing her off. “Your wings are just as amazing as your daughter’s!”

“Alllright, definitely wouldn’t be saying that…” The real Celestia scoffed, turning to Luna. “Am I allowed to go in and give pointers?”

Luna simply chuckled and rolled her eyes. “If it bothers you that much, then we can move on. You can go find another dream if you’re that self-conscious.”

“It’s not being self-conscious, I just want to be portrayed accurately!” Celestia huffed.

“Well, you’re free to interrupt at any point, by all means.” Luna gestured to the cloud Windy and the dream version of Celestia were laying on. “I’d personally love to see what would happen if she saw two of you…”

Celestia and Luna had a tense staredown, with Luna giving her older sister a cheeky grin as the horny moanings of her dream lookalike continued in the background.

“...I’ll go see what else is on…” Celestia grumbled as she flew off, leaving Luna to watch the scene alone.

It didn’t take long for Celestia to find another wet dream bubble. The one she entered took her to someone’s bedroom, with only one pony currently present.

On the bed stood a very frustrated Rainbow Dash, specifically standing, as on the headboard of the bed was a thick, veiny, horsecock dildo. And the pegasus was aggressively slamming her ass against the headboard, taking the whole thing without any regard to her safety or the noise.

“Rrrgh! C-Come oooonnnn!” She yelled in frustration. “I’m so close, damnit! Just let me cum already!”

“Hm…odd…” Celestia muttered to herself. “Usually these kinds of dreams are a fun dynamic fantasy, unless Rainbow Dash is getting into edging and denial. Though I figured those types of dreams would be more like a dom-sub kind of deal…”

Celestia looked around the room and dreamscape. “...Where’s Luna? I can’t keep talking to myself like this…”

To Celestia’s relief, Luna popped in shortly after. “I’m back, did I miss much?”

“Mmm, not really,” Celestia shook her head. “What took you so long, anyway?”

“I needed some time to prepare a few things,” Luna smirked. “You’ll see soon enough.”

Rainbow Dash repeatedly threw herself onto the dildo, shoving it in with exasperated, horny shouts each time. “Fuck! Come on! I just! Wanna! Cum!”

Celestia took a hooffull of crackers to snack on. “I wonder if she’s denying herself on purpose…”

“Alright, maybe if I take it slow this time…” Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and spread her legs out, carefully taking in the fake horsecock in gradual increments. “Hhhgh…C-Come on…”

She closed her eyes, already halfway done. Sweat and drool dripped down her face as she pressed her hooves into the mattress. “Nnng…Fuck…I need it so bad…Please…just lemmie cum already…”

Dash threw her head back as she kept pushing the dildo further in, letting out a shudder once she hit the full length. “Aaaaaaah! Ohhhh fuuuuck!”

She stood there in place, taking heavy breaths and shuddering with her wings hanging limp at her sides. “...Urgh, still not enough…” She grumbled, stepping forward to slide the dildo out. “I need the real thing!”

“The real thing, hm?” Luna smirked, doing a gesture towards the door, where it opened to reveal a visitor.

“Hey-hey, Rainbows! I heard you needed some assistance?”

Rainbow felt her entire body tense up in fury, before venting out most of her anger with a defeated sigh. “...Fuck it. Yes, Zephyr, I do.”

Celestia turned her head to Luna, who was rubbing her hooves together in sadistic glee. “...You merged their dreams together, didn’t you?”

“Something like that…”

“That’s so mean, sister…” Celestia turned back to the scene with a smirk. “I love it.”

Zephyr draped a hoof around Rainbow’s back. “So I hear you need a real stallion’s cock to cure what ails ya! Well lucky for you, you’re looking at a real stallion!”

“Just shut up and fuck me already,” Dash grumbled, not even bothering to look at him.

“Woah-ho! Come on, Dashie!” Zephyr chuckled. “I know you want me bad, but I thought there’d be a little more romance involved! A chance to get to know each other better, you know?”

“ZEPHYR.”

“Fine! Fine! If you wanna get to me that much, who am I to deny you?” Zephyr tried to nudge Rainbow Dash onto the bed, but was stopped hard by a slap to his hooves.

“Uh-uh. I may be desperate, but there’s no way I’m bottoming.”

Zephyr reluctantly agreed, rolling onto the bed and lying on his back. “You always were a pushy one, Rainbows. I guess I don’t mind, though.” He spread his legs out, revealing his already-erect cock. “Whenever you’re ready…”

Rainbow Dash rubbed her temples, trying not to focus on Zephyr’s face and instead paying attention to his cock. The way it was already throbbing and leaking…Why did it have to look so enticing? “Oh sweet Celestia just strike me down now…”

“Hm, tempting…” the princess giggled from afar.

Part of Rainbow Dash was screaming to not do this, the rest of her body was far too needy to be picky. And right now, the burning in her loins took the highest priority. She put her hooves on Zephyr’s chest, still refusing to look him in the eye as she got into position. She lifted up her flank, adjusting herself to slip Zephyr’s tip into her pussy.

“Nnnf! That’s the good stuff, Rainbows!” Zephyr grinned, wiggling his hips from side to side.

Cursing herself internally, Rainbow Dash gradually fit more of Zephyr’s cock inside her. “Hhhrggh…”

Zephyr let out a short chuckle. “Well look at that! You’re blushing up a storm! Is it really that good?”

As much as she didn’t want to admit it to herself, much less to Zephyr Breeze’s face, Dash had to concede that it actually did feel good. She hadn’t even taken the full length yet, but it already felt thousands of times better than the dildo still wobbling on the headboard.

“Come on, you’re almost there!” Zephyr encouraged, putting his hooves on Rainbow’s hips. “You’re gonna wanna expose yourself to the full Breeze!”

Rainbow kept herself mostly silent throughout the whole affair. She didn’t want to give Zephyr the satisfaction of knowing how much he was pleasuring her. She just wanted to cum quietly and be done with it, preferably before he got the chance to finish. If she could just fit the rest in…

“AAAAAAAH! OH FUUUUUUUUCK!” One little quick slip got Dash to take Zephyr’s full length, finally allowing an extremely pleasured cry to come out of her mouth. And if the horny moan wasn’t enough, her wings popped out with a distinct pomf, causing stray feathers to shake loose and fall to the bed.

“I have to say, Luna, this might be the meanest thing I’ve seen you do in a dream…” Celestia quietly murmured. She turned her head towards her sister, who had her hooves up to her mouth, blushing cheeks puffed up as tears started to form in her eyes. “Are you going to be alright? Usually I have to put in some effort to make your cheeks look that red from laughter.”

“Pfffff! S-She’s gonna be so maaaad when she wakes up!” Luna squeaked out, trying to hold back her fit of laughter.

A very satisfied Zephyr looked up and Rainbow Dash with a smirk. “Well, doesn’t somepony sound satisfied! Heh, if you didn’t get enough, maybe you can blow the Breeze right after!”

Author's Note

The pony of your dreams...whether you like it or not.