Smolder confusedly looked through the white-cloud neighborhood, spinning around as she tried to get any sense of direction on where she was going.

“Don’t know why Fluttershy needed me to go instead of doing this herself, but whatever…” she grumbled as she took another look back to the house she just passed. All these houses looked the exact same. All fluffy and colorful and big. She would’ve figured a rainbow decoration or two would’ve tipped her off, but there were rainbows everywhere!

“Ugh…” Smolder scratched her head, taking another look around the block. Surely the right house had to be somewhere.

She went with her gut, picking the cloudy house that had the most rainbow decorations in sight, and knocking on the door.

“Please please please be right…” Smolder prayed to herself as she waited for an answer.

“Just a second!” came a voice from the other side of the door as it opened up, showing a pegasus mare that made Smolder do a double-take. Aside from the less-colorful mane, she looked scarily similar to Rainbow Dash.

“Oh, hi! You must be Smolder!” Windy Whistles grinned excitedly. “Can I help you?”

“Thank goodness.” Smolder let out a sigh of relief. “Yeah, uh…Miss Whistles. Fluttershy was gonna pick up Rainbow Dash’s spare Wonderbolts outfit to deliver it to her at HQ, but something came up, so she asked me to pick it up instead.”

“Ohhh, sure thing! I got it all ready for her! Come on in!” She stepped to the side, gesturing for Smolder to enter her house.

Smolder took a hesitant step forward. She was just expecting to grab the item and go, but the exuberant smile on Windy’s face told her that she wasn’t just walking out of this.

The second Smolder stepped in the house, her nose was hit with the scent of cookies and cakes and cinnamon. There were so many wonderful, sugary sweet smells that for a second, she thought that Pinkie Pie was there in the house with her.

“Uh, there some sort of bakesale going on at the school or something that I just never heard about or what?” She asked, subconsciously being drawn towards the kitchen.

“Oh, nothing like that!” Windy giggled as she walked towards the bedroom, trying to keep Smolder moving along. “I’ve just been in a baking mood recently. Don’t know why, really. Some days I just wake up and I have the urge to whip up something good!”

Windy Whistles quickly dove into the closet, pulling out a neatly folded Wonderbolts uniform. “There we go! Good as new! Dashie’s gonna be so happy to see it’s been fixed!”

“Woah, yeah! Uh…thanks!” Smolder looked down at the uniform. She could easily take it to Wonderbolt HQ right away, but…

Windy looked at Smolder with a knowing grin. “You wanna eat some of those cookies, don’t you?”

“...Please?” Smolder nervously tapped her clawtips together.

With a playful smirk, Windy pointed towards the kitchen to give her the go-ahead, and Smolder was quickly off.

When Windy finally caught up, she found Smolder greedily shoving down handful after handful of chocolate chip cookies.

“Nnnf…oh fuck…! Oh these are so good!” Smolder moaned with mouthfuls of food.

“Well don’t eat all of them at once! Some of that’s for Rainbow Dash, you know!”

Smolder sheepishly giggled, slowing down on her pace enough that she was actually chewing on her food instead of inhaling it. “Mmm, this is a lot of chocolate!” she noted,

Windy shrugged. “I had a craving for chocolate, what can I say? Plus Dashie usually likes to bring friends over, so I may as well come prepared!”

Out of politeness, Smolder started eating the cookies and cinnamon rolls one at a time, entranced with a taste of sugary bliss, until she noticed that Windy was just…standing there, staring at her with a warm smile on her face. “Uh…am I eating too much?” she asked sheepishly.

“Oh, no, not at all! It’s just, the more I think about it, the more you remind me of Rainbow Dash!”

Smolder raised an eyebrow. “Uh…I do? How?”

“Well…” Windy said wistfully. “Dashie was also a pretty messy eater, especially when she was hungry!”

Smolder ran a claw across the side of her lips, feeling all the chocolate and cinnamon dust that accumulated on her face, immediately chuckling nervously.

“Oh, that and while she loves to look all tough and cool, but she’s just a huge sweet softie deep down!”

“Hey, I’m not-” Smolder stood up to object, but she looked at the cookies in her hands and promptly sat back down.

“Heehee! It’s no wonder you and Rainbow Dash are such close friends!”

“Well, with a mom like you, of course she’d turn out to be awesome!”

Now it was Windy’s turn to blush. “Oh, stop it you!”

“Ehehehe, well, I uh…should probably get this uniform over to Rainbow Dash. Y’know, before I eat all the stuff you baked,” Smolder said, licking the rest of the chocolate from her lips.

“Ooh, wait, before you leave, do you want to see the cute little dresses she used to wear when she was younger?” Windy suggested.

“Yes.” Smolder immediately answered. Not only would it be good ammo to use again Rainbow Dash to embarrass her, it would also be decent inspiration for Rarity later…

Apple Bloom slowly pushed open the door to the Crusader’s Clubhouse. “Babs? You’ve been in there a while, you okay or what?”

Babs turned around with a strained huff. “H-Huh? Oh, yeah, I’m fine, cuz. Didn’t realize how much time passed…”

Apple Bloom looked at the giant notepad on the wall. What was once a blank sheet was now filled with ideas and pictures and diagrams scrawled over. “Geez, you really were busy…”

“It’s almost the end of da month!” Babs blurted out. “Gotta focus if we’re gonna get the real work done! Yeah…gotta focus…”

“Did ya come up with a plan for everyone else still in?” Apple Bloom asked, her eyes briefly looking over the paper, seeing several familiar names, even some of those that weren’t even participating.

“I had a lot of time to think, and Applejack’s been comin’ by and helpin’ out a bit, so probably, yeah.”

“Heh, bet Ah know who she helped paint a target on…”

Apple Bloom took a closer look at Babs’s work, surprised at how detailed some parts got. “‘Rainbow Dash should be simple enough. Gabby can just go over there and tease her with her paws,’” she read aloud. “‘Maybe give her a deluxe spa session to get a nice pedicure to more effective results.’ Damn, that’s a real good idea!”

Babs shrugged. “Eh, dat one was pretty easy.”

Apple Bloom continued reading. “‘Ocellus might be tough, but she’s still a changeling. So a big enough display of love might do her in. If it’s somewhere unavoidable, then she’d have no choice but to give in. I’d suggest a pair of Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, or Sweetie Belle go so that it can get as steamy as it can.’”

Apple Bloom turned to her cousin. “Damn, Babs. This one’s ruthless!”

“Yeah, got dat one from a friend-a mine.”

“Heck, Ah wouldn’t mind volunteering for this one!” Apple Bloom said, rubbing her hooves together.

“Mmhm, just gotta figure out the right location,” Babs absentmindedly muttered, pacing around the clubhouse in thought.

“‘It would need to be as convincing as possible, so the two in question would need to sell it to Ocellus,” Apple Bloom continued to read. “A deep passionate kiss to start, locking lips, maybe a little tongue action. After that, one of them can slowly push the other onto their back, sharing a gentle look into each others’ eyes, before resuming the kiss.’”

Apple Bloom blinked in confusion. Babs’s plan was perhaps a little too detailed for her liking, but she kept reading. “‘If Sweetie’s involved, maybe a little horn action. A slow lick from the base of the horn to the tip to make Sweetie Belle let out those cute squeaks of hers. If it’s Scootaloo, then her wings are a viable option. I could take gentle nibbles to her wings like I was preening her, then she’d take a hoof down to my’-Wait…Babs?” Apple Bloom quickly snapped her head back to her cousin.

“What? What’s wrong?”

“This…uh…plan feels…oddly specific,” Apple Bloom noted, specifically pointing to the part where it’s essentially self-insert fanfiction of her making out with one of her friends.

Babs started to sweat. “D-Dat’s just one possibility. Gimmie a break, I was in da zone!”

Apple Bloom tilted her head, seeing a distinctive wet shimmering from Babs’s flank. “Ah think you’re in the zone right now…”

Babs took note of where Apple Bloom’s gaze was, and quickly tried to hide her arousal with her tail. “Uh…”

Apple Bloom let out a short chuckle as she took a step closer towards Babs. “Not doin’ too hot, are ya, cuz?”

“W-What are ya talkin’ about?” Babs smiled nervously, her tail still covering up her rear.

Apple Bloom turned back to the notepad. “Of course, if Gabby was there, I would totally love to see her demonstrate all those cool things with her fingers that Sunset taught her.”

“...Awright, listen-”

“Month’s finally startin’ to get to ya, huh, cuz?” Apple Bloom teased. “Took a bit longer than Ah thought it would…”

“S-Shaddap!” Babs sputtered out.

“Your mind’s all clouded up, Babs…” Apple Bloom cooed. “Can’t properly think of sabotage when yer all horned up…”

Babs took a step back, seeing the mischief in Apple Bloom’s lidded eyes. “I-I’ll manage!”

“Doesn’t look to me like ya can…” she smirked. With every retreating step Babs took, Apple Bloom simply took another step forward, until the poor horny mare was eventually cornered.

“C’mon, I really wanted ta make it this year…” Babs whimpered.

“Heh, Ah know…” Apple Bloom chuckled. “So, what was the plan to take out Ocellus? A hot ‘n’ steamy makeout session?”

“...Yeah…?”

Apple Bloom leaned in, “Sounds fun…wanna practice?”

“Wha-Right now!?”

“It’s the only way we could get better…‘Course, if ya didn’t wanna actually take her out…” Apple Bloom trailed off, starting to turn away.

“Nononono wait wait wait!” Babs reached out. “I-I mean, yeah, let’s get ready for it when we do it for real!” She said, her eyes shifted as she tried to keep up the tough facade.

Apple Bloom quickly turned back with a cheeky grin. “Right, then let’s get practicing…”

With shaky breath, Babs leaned in and puckered her lips, which were quickly met with Apple Bloom’s.

Once they started kissing, Babs’s body relaxed a bit, lifting a hoof up to place on Apple Bloom’s shoulders.

Apple Bloom was content with letting Babs take control, curious to see what sort of horny desires she was harboring for the past few weeks.

Babs kept her lips locked with Apple Bloom. Her heart raced in her chest as her mind was filled with a million conflicting thoughts, all fighting to be at the front of her mind, although none of them could dethrone the one telling her how good it felt.

Babs kept leaning forward, lifting Apple Bloom up off her hooves to gently lower her onto her back.

As soon as Apple Bloom lay down on the floor, their tender moment was interrupted by a snapping sound. Perhaps the sound of a branch being stepped on, but before either of them could keep guessing, the door started to creak open.

Babs felt her heart stop in her chest as she looked up, terror in her eyes.

“Uh…what’s going on here?” Scootaloo asked.

“Scootaloo!? Sweetie Belle!? What’re y’all doin’ here?!” Apple Bloom exclaimed. She was certain she came to the clubhouse alone…

“We just kinda…showed up here?” Sweetie shrugged. “We heard some noises coming from the clubhouse, so…”

“Yeah, what are YOU two doing?” Scootaloo asked.

“Oh! Uh…this ain’t what…uh…We, er…I…uh…um…” Babs stammered, her cheeks getting redder by the moment.

“We were just working on Babs’s idea on how to take out the changelings this year!” Apple Bloom very bluntly explained, not even bothering to move out of her compromising position.

Sweetie Belle’s eyes lit up in understanding. “Ohhh…with a big display of love!”

“Y-Yeah! You got it, Sweetie Belle!” Babs nodded.

Apple Bloom looked between Babs and her friends at the door, quickly coming up with an idea. “Ya know, we could probably use your help! Ah mean, two ponies showing their love would be great, but Babs was thinking what would happen if there were three or four all at once?”

“Wait, w-what?” Babs gulped.

“So whaddya say, Crusaders?” Apple Bloom quickly interrupted. “Wanna get your love on?”

“Oh, I’m so in!” Scootaloo’s wings started flapping in excitement as she ran over to the pair.

“Me too! Just tell us what we need to do!” Sweetie said.

The chaotic situation she was suddenly thrown into and the burning passion in her loins was overwhelming Babs. She looked at Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, both mares eager to follow whatever orders she’d give them. “Er…well, it has to look authentic, so just…show me lovin’ da way you wanna show it the most…?”

Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo exchanged knowing looks.

“I think we can do that,” Sweetie smirked, sitting on the other side of Babs.

“Totally!” Scootaloo shifted herself between Babs’s legs. “Geez, you’re soaking wet…”

With Apple Bloom on one side, Sweetie Belle on the other, and Scootaloo greedily licking her lips between her legs, Babs couldn’t stop fidgeting nervously. Her frazzled mane fell in front of one eye, and her tail wouldn’t stop wagging back and forth. “S-Scootaloo? Are ya gonna-OH FUCK!”

Scootaloo pressed her muzzle against Babs’s pussy, giving the horny mare some greedy, hungry licks.

As Babs started hyperfocusing on Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom started peppering her cheeks with kisses on both sides, making sure there she was constantly getting smooched no matter which way she squirmed.

Babs wasn’t sure whether to moan or squeak. Scootaloo’s tongue went deep inside her, but Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom wouldn’t stop kissing her. As soon as she started looking down towards Scootaloo, one of them would start nibbling her neck or whispering in her ear. Sweetie was bold enough to turn Babs towards her in order to lock lips with her.

With Babs’s head turned, Apple Bloom took the time to keep piling on the teases, nibbling at the base of her neck, holding onto Babs’s hooves, and filling her head with seductive, honeyed words.

“Feels real nice, don’t it, Babs? All three of us lickin’ and kissin’ ya…You’ve been real pent up, haven’t ya? Wonder how much you’ll cum…shouldn’t take too long till ya burst…Scootaloo’s tongue’s really workin’ ya, so you’re probably about to go off any second now…”

Babs couldn’t focus on anything else. The way Scootaloo’s tongue eagerly lapped at her pussy, how Sweetie started pushing her tongue into her mouth, Apple Bloom describing everything with a low, seductive voice…Her moans into Sweetie’s mouth got louder and louder, her hind hooves bucked as her body twisted and squirmed, climaxing all over Scootaloo’s muzzle.

“Heh, maybe next year, cuz,” Apple Bloom whispered, giving her another kiss on her teary cheeks.

Gabby blinked as the vision faded back to her own. “Aww, that looked like so much fun!” she complained. “I would’ve loved to join in on that!”

Discord chuckled as the vision of Babs’s clop-out finished, casually lounging back on his couch. “I suppose that now makes me the last Crusader standing. My work here is done.”

“Fffffuck me, that was hot!” Chrysalis huffed, feeling a bit of liquid drip down her hind legs. “If that’s how things are going to go, then…I gotta stop this right now!”

Author's Note

Yeah yeah yeah