“AAAAAAARGH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!” Rainbow Dash screamed, burying her face into her hooves.

Gilda flinched from her friend’s sudden shouting, blinking in confusion. “...Dash, it’s literally only day one. How the fuck are you like this already?”

“You don’t understand, Gilda. I don’t know if I’ll be able to make it to the end of the month this time!”

“Wh-You made it last year, though. Hell, I haven’t even done anything to mess with you yet. Why are you so worried about losing already?”

Rainbow sighed and looked back up. “I’m not worried about losing, I’m worried about what’ll happen if I win.”

Gilda tilted her head. “...What do you mean?”

“Heeeyaaaa! How’s my little No Clop Champion doing?” Windy Whistles burst into the room, as cheery as ever, giving her daughter a tight hug.

“Ahhh…” Gilda nodded in understanding.

“MOM!” Dash yelled out in annoyance, trying to push her away. “It’s really not that big of a deal!”

Windy didn’t seem to notice her daughter struggling, only tightening the hug even further. “But it is a big deal! I know you’ve been trying so hard for the past few years to win, and then you finally did it! Oooh, I’m so proud of you!”

Gilda put her claws to her beak, turning away to stifle as much of her laughter as possible.

Rainbow Dash let out a long, tired sigh as she accepted the hug, waiting it out for as long as it took. “Thanks, mom…”

“And I know that you’re going to crush it again this year! Your father and I are rooting for you, dear!” Windy grinned, looking like she was ready to break out the pom-poms.

Dash took in a deep breath, trying to carefully word what she wanted to say next. “...I…appreciate the support, mom, but I think I’ll be just fine.”

“Oh, how rude of me, I almost forgot we have a guest over, do you want me to get you anything, Gilda?”

Gilda dismissively waved a claw and shook her head. “Nah, I’m good. Thanks, Mrs. Dash.”

“Alrighty, just give me a shout if you need anything!” Windy happily trotted back out of the room, leaving Dash and Gilda alone again.

Gilda put a supportive claw on Dash’s shoulder as the pegasus resumed groaning into her hooves. “Dude, imagine if you and your mom both made it to the orgy.”

“I’m trying not to think about it, G.”

“No, but like, imagine her just cheering your name while you were taking it in the ass from like, Gallus,” Gilda continued, feeling laughter building up in her chest.

“I SAID I’m trying not to think about it!” Dash said through gritted teeth.

“Oh and she’d be LOUD, too! Like, she could be in the middle of sucking off Discord or whatever, and she just stops, and notices Gallus pounding you.” A few chuckles left Gilda’s throat as she continued.

“STOOOOOOP.”

“She’ll drop whatever she’s doing to just cheer you on! And she’ll be yelling so loudly, she’ll get the attention of EVERYONE.”

Rainbow Dash was very much considering throwing a punch right to the jaw. “I am BEGGING you to shut up, Gilda!”

“Aw, your mom’s going to make everyone watch you take it up the ass while cheering ‘THAT’S MY GIRL! THAT’S THE BEST CUM DUMPSTER IN EQUESTRIAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!’” Gilda finally broke, leaning back on the couch and cackling as Rainbow Dash started pounding her hooves against her shoulders.

“I swear I will skin you alive if that actually happens!” Dash growled while throwing more punches, though slightly restrained to not actually hurt the griffon.

“I’m kidding, Dash! …Mostly!” Gilda chuckled, taking the full brunt of the well-deserved blows. “You’re really worried about your mom ruining the orgy for you, huh?”

Dash leaned her head back and sighed. “I mean, I obviously wanna win again, but if she’s going to embarrass me during it, then-”

“So just make her lose, easy!” Gilda shrugged.

“...You realize what you’re trying to ask of me, right?”

“I mean, it might not be that bad!” Gilda looked behind her, staring at the shelves full of Princess Celestia figurines. “She might be so star-struck that she gets to have sex with Celestia that she might not even remember to embarrass you!”

“Yeah, that’s a great possibility…” Dash sarcastically grumbled.

Gilda playfully nudged Dash with her elbow. “It’s probably the best chance you got. Even then, your mom is gonna beat you to fucking a Princess of Equestria if that’s the case. Imagine that.”

Dash’s only response was another tired, low growl.

“Like, seriously. You won last year, Celestia and Luna were there, ready to fuck whoever, and what did you do? Ya went for some more paws like the perv that you are!” Gilda teased, already lifting up her legs to provoke Dash some more.

Dash noticed Gilda’s paws moving to rest on her belly, feeling her wings twitching behind her back. “Don’t do this to me, G…”

“I mean, best case scenario, you see Celestia and Luna in December, what are you gonna choose, some pony princess pussy, or these squishy paws?”

“Quit it! You’re not doing this to me on day one!” Dash yelled, trying to push Gilda’s legs back to the floor.

Gilda chuckled, managing to get a paw pressed against Dash’s cheek. “Hey, if you lose right now, you won’t even have to worry about being embarrassed at the orgy!”

“Knock…it…off!”

As the two were busy wrestling, they were completely caught off guard by hearing someone else at the entrance to the living room.

“Hey, Rainbow Dash, I’m here to-Oh! A-Am I…interrupting something?” Fluttershy stammered, seeing Rainbow Dash on the couch with a face full of paw.

Rainbow Dash took the awkward moment as an opportunity to push Gilda’s paws back down and adjust her wings. “Uh…no, it’s fine, Fluttershy!”

Windy’s voice called out from the other room. “Sorry sweetie, I let in some other guests that wanted to see you!”

“...Wait, guests?” Dash wondered out loud. Who else was with Fluttershy- “Oh fuck.”

“Hey-hey, Rainbows!” An all-too familiar male voice sang. “The Zephyr has blown in!”

“Fuuuuuck me…” Dash muttered under her breath.

“Careful what you wish for,” Gilda grinned, clearly loving every second of this.

Rainbow looked directly at Fluttershy, who was looking pretty guilty. “Why is he here.”

Fluttershy only offered a shrug and a wince as an explanation.

“Well I heard that Fluttershy was gonna pay you a visit, so I figured, why deny a wanting mare a visit from me?” Zephyr grinned. “You know I’m gonna make time for you! I know it’s so hard on you every moment we’re not together!”

Rainbow’s eyelid twitched as Gilda turned away again, pounding the side of the couch to keep her laughter in.

“Aaaanyway…” Fluttershy said, pushing Zephyr aside. “Here’s that tortoise care book you wanted, Rainbow Dash.”

“Thanks, Fluttershy…” Rainbow tried to force a smile, but her patience was currently being tested.

Fluttershy tilted her head with a frown. “Is something wrong, Rainbow Dash?”

Rainbow’s eyes quickly darted to Zephyr, currently admiring his reflection in one of the Princess Celestia commemorative plates, then back to Fluttershy.

“...Aside from the obvious.”

“Me and Gilda were just…talking…about certain things we would…like to avoid happening at the orgy,” Dash said, trying to phrase things as delicately as possible, knowing Fluttershy would hopefully still be able to pick up on the hint.

“O-Oh! Yeah, I could see how…that might be a problem…” Fluttershy nodded. She didn’t want to badmouth her brother, especially when he was standing right next to her, but she could still understand Dash’s frustrations.

“Yeah and also Dash is worried that her mom might be in the orgy with her and cheering at everything she does,” Gilda said as bluntly as possible, knowing it would set Rainbow Dash off.

“I fucking-” Dash grit her teeth and let out a short cry of frustration. “Yes, that too.”

Even Fluttershy couldn’t help but giggle a bit at Dash’s troubles. “Well, if you're so worried about that, I think Twilight might be able to give you some advice. I don’t know how much it would help, but she is one of the few who’s participated in this with their own mom before…”

“...Fuck, that’s actually a good idea. Thanks, Fluttershy!” Rainbow Dash started to brighten up. “Wow, maybe this orgy won’t be so bad after all!”

Zephyr quickly sidled up next to Rainbow Dash on the couch. “Aaaand speaking of that orgy, oh, am I excited for that!” He put his hoof around Dash, much to her chagrin. “I can only imagine the kinds of things you wanna do with me, Rainbows.”

“I can think of a few right now…” Dash hissed.

“Zephyr, you know there’s going to be a lot of others you can be with during the orgy.” Fluttershy tried to quickly calm Dash’s rage. “If you win, of course.”

“Riiiight, riiiight, of course, Flutters,” Zephyr nodded. “I just wanted to make sure that Dashie didn’t miss out on the opportunity to be with me in the winner’s circle!”

Rainbow Dash was trembling in silent rage, trying to not explode and throttle Zephyr right there and now.

Fluttershy quietly sighed, shaking her head with a hoof pressed to her forehead as she shared in the second-hoof embarrassment.

Meanwhile, Gilda was relishing in how much Dash was suffering on the first day. “Oh, this might be more fun than the orgy itself…” She chuckled, watching Dash stew in fury.

And to pile on even more pain, Windy came back into the room. “Just popped in to check if any of you wanted anything!”

“No, it’s alright, Mrs. Dash,” Fluttershy shook her head. “We’re good, thank you.”

“Yeah, it’s all good! Being with Rainbows is a treat enough,” Zephyr grinned, waggling her eyebrows at Rainbow Dash.

“Ohohoho, alright! You’re quite the charmer! I can see why you’ve got a crush on him, Dashie!” Windy giggled as she walked back out of the room.

Rainbow Dash could not find the words to properly speak and convey her current feelings of rage. Meanwhile, Gilda could not find the air to properly breathe and convey the sound of hysterical laughter.

Author's Note

The bullying begins early.