No Clop November - Cumming For Ya

by StarkyShy

Day 23: Close to Midnight

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“Come on, you stupid wings…” Twilight muttered, trying to force her feathers back down to her sides. Despite her best attempts to keep them down, they sprung up to their fully unfurled state right after.

“Maybe I should go see if Rainbow Dash can help…” She pondered. Dash was probably an expert on diffusing unwanted wingboners.

Though Twilight already found several problems with that idea. Rainbow Dash was training with the Wonderbolts today; Wonderbolts HQ was high up and Twilight could barely fly in her current condition; even if she could fly up there, she’d have to deal with looking at all those tight-fitting Wonderbolts uniforms…

Seeing all those pegasi with uniforms that hugged their body, especially Rainbow Dash’s, with how firm and toned her flanks were…

“Nope! Nope nope nope…” Twilight rapidly shook her head, trying to dispel her mind of such dirty thoughts.

Maybe it’d be better to just clear her mind and think of something else. Something calming.

Twilight took a deep breath and closed her eyes, picturing an empty beach. The waves slowly crashed on the shore, the warm sun kissing her skin as the wind blew past her. The pleasant weather was just what she needed, just like how she needed someone to kiss and ravage her just like Celestia did with Windy Whistles a few days ago-

“FuuuUUUUUuuck!”

Twilight’s anguished cry echoed throughout the empty castle. She was helplessly horny, and there was no one around to help her.

Her frustration was paused as she had a revelation. No one around to help her meant there would be no one to stop her either…

Twilight scrambled to the map room, eagerly hopping on her throne. “Fuck it, let’s see what good stuff I have stored on this thing…”

The horny princess scrolled through the various recordings she kept for personal reasons, trying to find the right one that would satisfy her libido.

All these precious moments of older years, all for her to witness again like a royal voyeur, even the amount of choice she was subject to was starting to be too much for her.

Though there was always the big one that she had stored away…The orgy from last year.

She always wanted to watch every moment of it, but she always kept putting it off. And with her loins begging for some action, there was no better time than now.

Spike was bragging to her about how hot it got between him and Thorax…

As Twilight scrolled through the footage, she leaned back on the throne, already putting a hoof to her crotch. She knew what she was doing was wrong, but she simply couldn’t help herself.

The replay of Thorax changing his dick to a tentacle already got Twilight salivating. She started to rub her vulva with the tip of her hoof.

“H-Holy fuck…” Twilight huffed as she leaned closer. “I don’t think I’ve heard Spike squeak like that…”

Spike’s moans spurred Twilight on, her hoof moved faster against her wet pussy as her needy wings twitched.

“Nnnf…Ahhh! Fffuck…I gotta find Thorax so that he can do that to m-GYAH! Fuck fuck fuck fuck!” Twilight’s lust was thankfully stopped when she heard a loud pounding at the door. The adrenaline rushing through her body was now due to panic instead of arousal as she scrambled to clean herself up a bit and answer the door.

“I’m coming, I’m coming!” Twilight yelled as she heard the pounding at the castle door. “Well, I was about to, at least…”

Slightly sweaty and out of breath, Twilight opened the door to see a dragon that looked as fidgety and nervous as she felt right now. “Oh, h-hi Mina! What brings you all the way to Ponyville?”

“Hey Twilight! Is, uh…Spike around here?” Mina waved, leaning to try and peek inside the castle. “I…kinda needed to talk with him for something.”

“Oh, Spike left for Canterlot for the day. We could go there together if you want!”

Mina’s eyes widened. “No no no no! I-I mean, you might be able to help me out just as well.”

Twilight was confused by Mina’s sudden outburst, but continued. “Aaaaalright…what can I help you with, then?”

“Alright, well…” Mina took a deep breath. “December’s like, a week away!”

“Mmhm?”

“And…well, given who’s still left, I think I’ve made my choice in who I’d like to do it with-”

“It’s Princess Luna, right,” Twilight nodded, the slightest of smirks curling her lip.

Mina stuttered and huffed at being called out so easily. “Alright, yeah, fine, it’s her! Just…How do I talk to her and find out the kinds of stuff she likes?”

“Wait, you’re asking me about how to talk to Princess Luna? But didn’t you already meet her in Fillydelphia?”

“Yeah, but that was a long time ago! She probably doesn’t even remember me. I mean, I hope she remembers me. Unless I did something she thought was really embarrassing, but maybe she doesn’t remember who I am, just what I did? Ohh, but how many pink dragons does Princess Luna know?” Mina started to sweat and hyperventilate.

“I’m pretty sure Princess Luna wouldn’t forget someone like you,” Twilight playfully rolled her eyes, putting a hoof on Mina’s shoulder to calm her down. “And I’m sure she’s got nothing but fond memories of meeting you.”

“A-Alright, but that still doesn’t help me out with knowing what she likes,” Mina tapped her claws together.

“Well, why don’t you come inside?” Twilight stepped to the side of the doorway. “Maybe we can come up with an idea together.”

Mina sighed in relief. “You’re a lifesaver, Princess Twilight!”

As the two walked through the halls, Mina’s head perked up. “I thought you said Spike was in Canterlot today.”

“He is, why?”

“I think I can hear him somewhere…”

Twilight’s eyes flicked, and she realized she could also hear Spike’s voice coming from somewhere.

…And Thorax’s.

“Oh shit!” Twilight’s jaw dropped. Without thinking, she went into a mad sprint to her throne room.

“Twilight?” Mina asked in confusion, taking a few hesitant steps to go after her.

“NONODON’TFOLLOWMEI’LLBERIGHTBACK!”

Mina reeled back, awkwardly standing in place as she watched Twilight run as fast as her hooves could carry her. “I…okay?”

Firing off a slew of curses, Twilight burst back into her throne room. She immediately shielded her eyes with her wings in order to not get tempted by what she saw, and to make sure she wasn’t getting spoiled on the good bits.

After turning the map back to normal, Twilight went back to the hallway and returned to Mina awkwardly shuffling in place.

“S-Sorry about that,” Twilight sheepishly giggled. “That was just…uh…uh…” She tried to think up any sort of explanation, and quickly realized there was no way to explain without exposing herself. “...Come on in!”

Confused, Mina just shrugged and followed her inside, taking a seat in Pinkie’s throne across from Twilight.

“So…What exactly’s got you nervous?” Twilight asked.

“I know you brought up the fact that me and Princess Luna met before, but that was like…a REALLY long time ago. And I kinda haven’t talked to her at all since then. So like, how am I supposed to approach this? Cause this isn’t exactly a topic I can bring up so casually.”

“Why not?” Was Twilight’s simple reply.

“W…What do you mean ‘why not’?!” Mina sputtered, flabbergasted. “This is Princess Luna we’re talking about! The royal ruler of the night! I can’t just talk to her about…sex like that in front of her face!”

“What, you think this is her first time experiencing sex or something?” Twilight shrugged. “I assure you, Princess Luna’s no prude. Unless you’re talking about it in front of all the other Canterlot elites, I doubt she’ll get flustered over your questions.”

Mina nervously scratched the back of her neck. “Yeah, but to try and ask these kinds of questions to a princess…”

Twilight raised an eyebrow. “What about it? I’m a princess too, you know. And you’ve had no problem talking to me about this.”

Mina’s cheek flushed red almost instantaneously. “O-Oh…right…”

“You know, I could always arrange something so that Princess Luna has a bit of extra time for a little conference…” Twilight winked.

“Y-You’d do that? Oh thank you thank you thank you, Princess Twilight!”

“Of course, if you wanted a little bit of knowledge to reference before you asked any questions…”

Twilight tapped on the table and brought up the footage from last year again, scrubbing through until she got to the part where Gallus and Luna were doing it.

Mina gasped, feeling awestruck by what she was seeing, and a steadily growing sense of envy towards Gallus.

“...You wanna watch the rest?” Twilight waggled her eyebrows.

“...Please.”


Fresh Coat opened up the door to her Canterlot home, hanging up her hat as she made a direct path to her bedroom. She didn’t expect the trip to Griffonstone to be so exhausting, but at the same time, the journey was just as rewarding.

She rolled into bed, reflecting on the day.

She didn’t quite know how to describe the kingdom based on her expectations. “In need of a few touch-ups” was putting it lightly.

Thankfully most of the griffons there shared her sentiment, and were a lot more vocal about it.

It was pretty surprising getting to talk with both Gilda and Gabby at the same time. With how dry and sarcastic Gilda was, it seemed almost impossible that she was friends with someone as bubbly and hyperactive as Gabby.

Still, it was a pleasure to be able to get close with them. And with the month almost to an end, she was hoping to get even closer to them soon enough…

Though the unicorn had her doubts that she’d be able to last. A week left felt more like another month at this point. And meeting Gabby only reminded her of what she did to Sunset. Those fingers must have felt heavenly…

Fresh Coat let out a quiet sigh. Maybe a bit of edging could take the heat off of her. She was aware of her limits, surely she’d be able to stop before the point of no return.

Her body may be aching from exhaustion, but she still had enough in her for a bit of indulgence. She closed her eyes as her horn lit up, grabbing something from its usual spot underneath the bed.

The good old reliable dildo. Fresh Coat looked at it through the faint glow of her horn. She repeatedly reminded herself in her head that she couldn’t go all the way.

She slipped the dildo underneath the sheets, guiding it towards her spread legs. The eager mare bit her lower lip as she slowly slipped the tip in.

Fresh Coat squeaked as she slowly inched the fake cock further in. “Pace yourself…not too far…” she reminded herself, already breathing heavily.

She pushed it a little further in, getting about half the length in before she decided to cut herself off early and pull it back out, denying herself the erotic rush, but as a necessity.

Fresh Coat lay on the bed, the dildo part of the way inside her. It had been so long since she had used it, she nearly forgot how good it felt. But if she wanted to see that orgy at the end, she needed to stop.

…But what would be the harm in indulging just one more time?

The feeling made her heart race, but just one thrust in wouldn’t be enough to make her cum. She could do another and be fine, so why not?

Fresh Coat’s horn lit up again, pushing the dildo in, but only to the halfway point. As horny as she was, she was still being cautious. The dildo moved slowly in and out of her pussy, as she squirmed and writhed on the covers.

The unicorn felt tingles across her whole body. She was definitely flirting with danger here. It felt so good, she almost didn’t want to stop, but she knew she had to. Her mind was in a constant fight between knowing she should stop, but always trying to justify that she could last just a little bit longer.

Just as she was about to push the dildo a little bit further in, she heard something…someone whispering in her ear.

“Tsk tsk…And I had such hopes for you…”

Fresh Coat let out a scream, assuming that her home was being invaded, until her mystery whisperer finally made himself known.

With a quick flash of light, Discord was now staring down her muzzle, floating above her body. “Why, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were trying to take yourself out in the middle of the night!”

“Ah! D-Discord! N-No, that’s not…I was just…trying to edge myself! I-It’s been really stressful today, y’know?” Fresh Coat sweated, trying to scoot the dildo out.

“Really?” Discord raised an eyebrow, holding the dildo up like a popsicle. “Cause it seems to me that you were two good thrusts away from throwing it all away.”

“I…I…” Through the low glow of the moonlight, it was hard to tell if Discord was angry or smirking.

“I mean, all that effort of you going out to make so many new friends, all for what? For you to pleasure yourself all alone in bed?” Discord sneered. “If you’re going to go out, why not go in style?”

Fresh Coat remained quiet, looking up at Discord. The way he stared at her, she knew that Discord had something planned, but was she brave enough to challenge him? She was only a few precious days away from the orgy, but Discord was clearly offering something special…

“...How stylish?”

Discord gave her a toothy grin, “Well, since you’ve asked…”

The draconequus snapped his fingers, and Fresh Coat felt tingles all over her body. “Wh…what did you d-Aaah!” She shifted her body to try and investigate, as she sat upright, she felt an erotic surge out of nowhere, feeling it intensify further as her hooves rubbed against the mattress.

“I’d advise not moving around too much, dear,” Discord warned. “At least, not until I have my own fun. I didn’t do much, I just turned your whole body into an erogenous spot.”

“A-All of it!?” Fresh Coat rubbed her hooves together, immediately shuddering in pleasure.

“Mmhm. Every little poke, spank, and scratch…all of it will feel so mind-blowingly pleasureful…” Discord chuckled. “So, for instance, if I were to do this…”

Fresh Coat watched Discord’s hands get closer and closer, reaching behind her head, and scratching behind her ears. “O-ohhhh! T-That’s…Mmmmph!”

“That’s right, Fresh Coat looooves the scritches, doesn’t she?” Discord cooed. His claws playfully scratching her ears, watching them flop around as Fresh Coat moaned with her tongue out.

To Fresh Coat, this was humiliating. She should be furious at being treated like some sort of pet, and yet…each little claw touching her felt so amazingly good. “Aaaah! Y-Yes!”

Discord chuckled with a twinge of sadism in his voice. “Ohhh yes, you love every moment of this…you want more, don’t you?” Still scratching behind her ear with his claw, he used his paw to start rubbing her exposed belly.

“Eeee! Yes! M-Moooore! Oh p-pleeeaaase!” Fresh Coat begged. Discord’s stomach rubbing her stomach was like a vibrator buzzing against her clit. She couldn’t help but turn around on the bed, the rubbing against the sheets adding to the horny sensations. She threw her head back, gasping for air with a madly blushing face.

“Now, before you get your treat…who’s a good girl?”

Fresh Coat felt Discord’s hands move slower, as if she was getting edged. “Me!” She screamed immediately out of desperation. “I-I’m a good girl! Nnngh! Fuck! P-Please, Discord!”

“Mmm, I suppose you are…” Discord redoubled his efforts on the ear scritches and belly rubs, his tail wrapping around the unicorn’s hind hooves and giving them a gentle, yet firm squeeze.

Fresh Coat’s mind nearly went blank from pleasure overload. Her body thrashing on its own out of adrenaline-fueled instinct. One of the few complete thoughts that she was able to make was how much of a good girl she was.

Limestone Pie woke up from what was supposed to be a nice and peaceful sleep, the vision of Discord treating Fresh Coat like a puppy vaguely in her mind. “...What the fuck…?” She tiredly muttered, passing off the vision as a bizarre horny dream and falling back onto her pillow to try and return to her slumber.

Though most of the other participants thought the same, Ocellus wasn’t fooled. Despite wrapping the covers tight around herself, she was shaking like a leaf. “Aaaah! I knew it!” she whimpered, trying to resist against her own hooves drifting towards her crotch.

Fluttershy’s sleep-deprived mind was frazzled, but she understood what she was looking at better than most of the others that just saw what went down. “Gosh I wish that were me…” she mumbled before laying back down to try and sleep.

Fresh Coat laid on her bed, gasping for air from what was bar none, the best orgasm she had in her life.

“Well, I’m afraid that will be all from me tonight,” Discord declared, doing a sarcastically graceful bow. “I have to save the more exciting things for the orgy, you know. A shame you won’t be there to see it. Although, if you wish to be the center of attention again…well, I’ll be available most days after December…”


Author's Note

Sabotage is an art, and mares, Discord's canvas.


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