No Clop November - Cumming For Ya

“Well Crusaders, Ah’m proud to call this month a success!” Apple Bloom declared, proudly standing on the steps leading up to their clubhouse.

Though Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Discord happily applauded Apple Bloom’s announcement, Babs Seed and Gabby did so with significantly less enthusiasm. Their smiles were weaker as their minds wandered to a vision of what would truly mean success for them.

Apple Bloom was quick to notice the two’s minds going elsewhere. “Aw, don’t look so sad, you two! Even if ya went down, ya still took some others with ya!”

“Maybe,” Gabby sighed. “Still would’ve been nice to be there tomorrow night, though.”

“You still got your revenge on Rarity,” Sweetie Belle chimed in. “And from the looks of it, you had a loooot of fun with it!” She said, playfully elbowing her ribs.

“Heh, yeah…I guess so…”

“I’m happy that even though the three of us didn’t get to participate,” Scootaloo gestured between her, Sweetie, and Apple Bloom. “We still got to get a good knockout in!”

“Does it really count when da one you knocked out was me?” Babs snarked, sitting right next to Scootaloo.

Scootaloo’s cheeks instantly turned red as she chuckled nervously. “Oh…uh…heh heh…riiiight…”

“It’s fine,” Babs sighed. “Just woulda been nice to be dere in the orgy fer once…”

“Well, I suppose I’ll have enough fun for both of you!” Discord proudly declared, being met by cold stares from the other five.

“...What? You’re not suggesting I take a dive at the last minute just to make you all feel better, are you?”

“Naw, you go an’ have fun, Discord,” Babs shook her head. “Ya earned it, after all.”

Discord gave Babs a warm smile. “Thank you, Babs. Seeing as I’ll have my hands full soon, I can feed you more information for next year.”

“Dat’ll do nicely…”

“I hope Gallus is gonna be alright,” Gabby wondered aloud. “He’s been acting really jumpy lately. Something weird must’ve happened to him.”

Apple Bloom’s pupils shrunk as her muzzle scrunched up. “Yeah…weird…”

“I know we did plenty this month, but I kinda wish we did more, ya know?” Babs said.

“What are you talking about?” Scootaloo scoffed. “You did plenty! Coming up with all those schemes and stuff!”

Sweetie Belle nodded, before her bright smile turned into a sinister grin. “And even if we didn’t get to all of them, we still have them ready for future years!”

“Heh, can’t take all da credit, some of it was cause of Cozy Glow.”

As if being summoned, Cozy flew in through the bushes. “Oh! There you are, Cutie Mark Crusaders!”

“Oh hey, Cozy. We were just talking about ya,” Babs waved.

“Yeah, we were just talking about how awesome your ideas were! You really helped us out, we could really use you again next year!”

“Aw, thanks!” Cozy blushed, before taking a quick look back behind her. “I’d be happy to help, but could you maybe do something for me in return?”

“Depends on what it is…” Discord lowered himself to glare in Cozy’s face.

“Well, it miiiiight have something to do with Chrysalis…”

“Look, I’m sorry-” Thorax said, taking a cautious step back.

“You knew what you were doing!” Chrysalis snarled, stamping towards Thorax. “You deliberately took Pharynx out! And on his first No Clop November!”

“Yeah, but-”

“I mean, it’d be one thing if he gave into temptation or lost because of someone else, but because of YOU?!” Chrysalis started sputtering in disbelief. “How could you?!”

Thorax winced, feeling like he was being chewed out by his mom. Which technically wasn’t inaccurate, but still… “Do you really care about Pharynx winning that much?”

“Of course I do!” Chrysalis turned her head upwards. “After you and Ocellus failed me last year, I expected him to pick up the slack and represent the changelings properly!”

Thorax simply stared at Chrysalis in bewilderment. “Alright, Ocellus is still in this year, not to mention you also lost this year-”

“That was because Cozy Glow cheated!” she hissed. “I’ll find a way to deal with her later, but as for you…”

Thorax tried to keep a stern expression and stand his ground, but an enraged and vengeful Chrysalis was something he’d rather be facing with Pharynx by his side.

Chrysalis’s glare suddenly shifted into a mischievous grin. “Actually, I may have to thank Cozy instead. She has provided me with an excessive amount of love, and since I know you’re all about sharing it instead of feeding off of it, why don’t I try sharing some of that love with you?”

Princess Celestia looked down at Sunset, who was constantly fidgeting around and looking down at the tea table. “Is something bothering you, Sunset?”

“Huh?” Sunset’s head snapped up. “Oh…uh, just…still feels kinda weird, is all, seeing you eliminated. I kinda figured your perfect streak would mean you’d be guaranteed to win.”

“Hmhm, well I’m sorry to say that I’m not as perfect as you’ve held me up to be,” Celestia softly giggle.

Sunset scratched the back of her head. “You don’t even feel like, a little disappointed? I mean, you had the longest win-streak out of anyone. I would’ve been devastated if that were me.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I am going to miss that title,” Celestia smiled. “But I’ve had plenty of victories to celebrate, I don’t think missing out on one is the end of the world. There’s always next year, right Sunset?”

“Heh, yeah…” Having Celestia take things so well was starting to make Sunset feel better about losing.

“Besides, I enjoyed the way I went out! And I doubt Zecora was going to bake a cake to celebrate the winners,” Celestia winked.

That got Sunset to start giggling in a more relaxed manner as she remembered what she saw on that day. If there was any way that she envisioned Celestia was going to go, “seduction via cake” was at least in the top five.

“Soooo…you’re not even a little upset at all then, huh?” Sunset asked.

“Of course not, Sunset, why?” Celestia responded, wary of Sunset’s leading tone.

“So that thing with Luna yesterday was…what, exactly?” she smirked.

“That was simply getting even,” Celestia huffed with mock-indignance, sipping from her teacup.

While Celestia was busy having tea with one of her favorite students, Luna was also occupying her time with lunch with an Equestrian citizen.

“I have to say, I didn’t expect you and Discord to become acquainted,” Luna noted, watching Fresh Coat nervously fidget from across the table.

“Y-Yeah, it’s still a surprise to me, too.” Even though Fresh Coat had time to get to better know the other participants, Princess Luna was still…Princess Luna, it was hard to shake that fact away to just make casual conversation with her. “Guess it didn’t do that much good for me, though,” she sighed.

Luna gave her a coy smile. “I wouldn’t be so sure about that. After all, you’re having lunch with me right now, aren’t you?”

Fresh Coat nodded in agreement. “I-I guess. I mean, I know I asked, but I didn’t think you’d say yes.”

“You’d be surprised. I have quite a lot of free time when ponies aren’t sleeping and my sister is out doing all the official decrees and such.”

“Really? It’s a wonder why you don’t do this with ponies more often. You’re very pleasant to spend time with.”

“I believe it might have something to do with the fact I watch over their dreams,” Luna said, playfully rolling her eyes. “It tends to come up as a bit of an awkward topic, even if I haven’t seen it.”

“Ah, right…” Fresh Coat looked down and blushed. She may not have remembered all the dreams she had been having this month, but there were some she had faint memories of that she definitely wanted to keep to herself.

Luna figured it would be an ideal time to switch topics. “Well, now that you’ve gotten a chance to know the rest of us, do you have any favorites?” She asked, leaning against the table on her hooves.

Fresh Coat took a moment to think and reflect. It’s not like she had a particularly bad experience with anyone she met. I…I think I’d have to go with Discord.”

Fresh Coat’s response was surprising, but not entirely unexpected. “Discord, hm?”

“Well, yeah, he was the one who pushed me to go meet everyone.” Fresh Coat pressed her hooves together, giggling nervously. “Plus he did show me a really fun time…”

Princess Luna’s curiosity turned into understanding, nodding along as she leaned forward with a smirk. “Ahhh, is that a crush I see forming?”

“W-What?” Fresh Coat nearly choked on air. “N-No! I-I mean, isn’t he with Fluttershy?”

“Perhaps, but I don’t think him choosing you to play with was entirely random…”

Ember paced around Ponyville’s lake, finding large boulders to chuck into the water to pass the time.

It didn’t take long for Pharynx to find her, seeing the size of the splashes she made. “Sup.”

“Oh, hey Pharynx.” She tilted his head, noticing he was the only changeling that arrived. “Where’s Thorax?”

“He’s probably getting chewed out by Chrysalis right now.”

“Yikes…” Ember winced, already imagining the ugly sight.

“Eh, he deserves it,” Pharynx said curtly, the bitterness still clear in his voice.

Ember chuckled and playfully nudged his side. “Heh, upset that it was Thorax that took you out and not the real Mina?”

Pharynx clenched his teeth and turned his head to hide his blush. “Tch! It’s not like that!”

“Really?” Ember smirked. “So I guess it wouldn’t be a big deal if you didn’t see her again…”

“Fuck…!” Pharynx cursed under his breath. “What are you talking about?” he asked, reluctantly turning his head back.

Ember crossed her arms and grinned in satisfaction. “I got the idea from Cozy. She said that you, me, Mina, and Thorax go on a double date. Do something all of us would enjoy.”

“Pff, like what?” Pharynx scoffed, struggling to think of something that he and Thorax would enjoy doing together, let alone the addition of two dragons.

“Well, that’s why I called you over here, to figure out ideas,” Ember shrugged. “And if things go well, then all of us could…you know…” The dragon suggestively raised her eyebrows as she scissored her fingers together.

Pharynx put a hoof to his chin, slowly nodding along at the idea of a foursome. Especially if it was with Ember and Mina. “Alright, alright…”

“Plus, you can find out if Mina’s better at fingering you than your brother!”

“OH FOR FUCK’S-”

Windy Whistles rushed over to give her daughter a tight hug. “There she is! How’s my little No Clop November champion doing?”

“Ggghk! Mom! There’s still one more day left!” Rainbow choked out, the embarrassment already starting to burn her ears up as she tried to wriggle out of her grasp in order to breathe.

“Oh pssh, like you don’t already have this in the bag!” Windy gushed, keeping her tight grip. “So? Who are you gonna do first? Fluttershy? Smolder? Maybe that nice Zephyr-”

“MOM!” Dash finally managed to break free, taking a deep breath to control herself. “Please don’t embarrass me by showing up at the orgy or whatever, alright?”

Windy nodded and crossed her heart to show her promise. “Of course, honey. I just want you to have a good time over there! Ooh, maybe you could see if you can go through all of them, one after another!”

“Mom, I don’t think I have the stamina for that…” Rainbow shook her head, then paused and considered if it was actually possible given who was left.

“You know, I had a great time this year! I can see why you do this all the time!” Windy exclaimed, flapping over to the couch. “I never knew how wild Princess Celestia was!”

Dash rolled her eyes when her mom wasn’t looking, though she couldn’t really be that annoyed. From what she saw, Princess Celestia was a damn good lover.

“Now I’ve got a great reason to do better next year! Maybe your father can join in, too!”

“...Great! Can’t wait…!” Dash choked out through a forced smile. She could already hear Gilda wheezing with laughter.

“It’s a pretty sweet view, isn’t it?” As the sun started to set on Ponyville, Spike put his arm around Rarity as they watched the town sparkle below them.

“It’s lovely, Spikey.” Rarity nodded, unable to keep her eyes off how the sunset reflected off Twilight’s castle. “Sometimes it’s easy to forget how wonderful our little town is.”

Rarity leaned against Spike’s chest to make him pull her in closer, hearing his heartbeat as they two sat together in peace, taking in the view up on the hill.

Spike leaned backwards against the tree, relaxing his body. He could feel Rarity’s head press up against his chest, but he could also feel her hoof rubbing up against his crotch. “Heh, you’re really something, you know that?”

Rarity looked up coyly, pretending like she was still just resting on Spike’s chest. “Well, while I appreciate any and all compliments, whatever is this one for?”

“Heh, well for starters, actively going out of your way to eliminate Gabby after learning me and her had some plans,” Spike smirked.

“I simply wanted to spread the word about your skill!” Rarity said innocently.

“Oh yeah, I know, I heard it as it happened,” Spike nodded. “Just like how I heard that you wanted to make it up to her by giving her a taste of revenge.”

Rarity scoffed, rolling over to lay on Spike’s lap. “Well without you, the orgy wouldn’t have been nearly as fun! Plus Gabby seemed so down…”

“Really? Those moans sounded a bit too desperate for me…”

“And I suppose you know what my desperate moans sound like?” Rarity pouted her lips and huffed, glaring up at Spike, who looked back down with a soft chuckle.

“I think I know them well enough,” he teased. “Enough to know you really enjoyed what Gabby’s fingers did to ya.”

“Admittedly, Gabby’s finger skill was impeccable,” Rarity giggled, rubbing her hoof against Spike’s half-erect cock. “A shame she’ll have to wait a bit longer to show it to you.”

Spike let out an aroused grunt as Rarity continued to stroke his stiffening shaft. “I think I can wait. In the meantime, how about I show you my fingerwork, and you can tell me if it’s better than hers.”

Rarity felt Spike’s claws walking down her stomach, his middle finger rubbing up and down her vulva. “Oooh, only if I get to show you what I can do with my tongue!”

“We might need to get Gabby over as an impartial judge,” Spike suggested, half-joking.

“Yes, well, after I take care of things here, first.” Rarity sidled herself between Spike’s legs, kissing and nuzzling his cock until he was fully erect. “You know, Spike, I think the view’s even better now.”

“Heh, likewise.”