“Geez, I and thought Zecora’s hut was cramped…”

The treehouse over at Sweet Apple Acres was always a cozy meetup place for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, though fitting four grown ponies and a griffon inside made things a little too close for comfort.

“Really couldn’ta sprung for a bigger meeting place, cuz?” Babs raised an eyebrow, needing to squeeze herself past Gabby.

“You wanna build a whole clubhouse by yerself, be mah guest.” Apple Bloom grumbled.

“Babs kinda has a point, Apple Bloom…” Scootaloo hung down from the top of the ladder, with Sweetie Belle at the bottom. “We might need to find another place with this many Crusaders…”

“Can’t we at least do this outside?” Sweetie Belle suggested. “You know, where we can move?”

Apple Bloom pouted. “Well, all the crusaders are already here, aren’t we?”

“Well, not all of us…” a voice echoed throughout the entirety of the clubhouse.

As the girls looked in every direction confused, they felt something drop down over each of their bodies. One look upwards answered all their questions.

“There, now we’re all here,” Discord smiled, lifting up his lizard leg and draping it over Scootaloo’s neck, shifting his anatomy to plop both his goat leg and tail over Sweetie.

The other girls instantly turned to Apple Bloom with furrowed brows. Discord’s upper-half weighing down Babs and Gabby so much they were smushed flat against the floor.

“...Alright, fine, we’ll move outside…”

After a brief delay as they all tried to squeeze out the clubhouse’s door, with Discord intentionally trying to squeeze out with them instead of just teleporting them all or shrinking his own size to get himself out first, eventually all the crusaders were standing in front of their clubhouse.

“There, everyone happy now?” Apple Bloom asked with a hint of a snarl in her voice.

The earth pony was met with a resounding amount of nods and murmurs of agreements.

With a relieved sigh, Apple Bloom stood up on the steps. “Then let’s get this Cutie Mark Crusader meeting started!” she declared, stamping her hoof down.

“Let’s get right into our first order of business. This is the biggest Cutie Mark Crusader gathering we’ve ever had!”

“And you still thought it was a good idea to fit all of us in that little clubhouse…” Discord snarked, getting a few chuckles from Babs and Scootaloo.

With an annoyed grunt, Apple Bloom continued. “And the reason why we’ve got so many crusaders gathered here is becaaaauuuse…they’re participatin’ in this year’s No Clop November!”

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle started to applaud the others. Babs puffed out her chest and grinned with pride, Gabby blushed and bashfully turned her head, Discord began showering himself with roses being tossed from out of nowhere.

“And since we’ve got some crusaders participating, there’s just one important thing we need to do!”

Babs looked at the others with a smirk. “Sabotage?”

“Sabotage.” Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo replied in unison.

Gabby blinked in confusion, looking at the ponies as they rubbed their hooves together with sinister grins. “...Wait, what?”

“Oho, now this is going to be interesting…” Discord chuckled, leaning forward to pay attention, resting his arms on nothing.

Apple Bloom turned over to the griffon. “Oh, right, guess we never explained it to you, Gabby. Ya see, the competition is fun and all, but the four of us figured it’s way more fun to mess with everyone when they’re all horny rather than just suffer through the whole month for the orgy.”

“Wait, that’s what you girls were doing? …You didn’t like the orgy?” Gabby asked. “Cause I had a great time after I won…”

“Oh, it’s nothing like that, the time we won was great!” Scootaloo said. “Crazy, mind-blowing orgasms, so much pleasure running through my body, I don’t think I could walk right for a few days after that!”

“But, you know, it’s like, really hard to not give in for a whole month,” Sweetie Belle sheepishly pressed her hooves together. “You get so horny and it just…gets so much worse every day.”

“Even I can attest to that,” Discord interjected. “Though the one advantage to knowing that it’s happening to you is that it’s definitely happening to everyone else. And you can use that knowledge to…capitalize on a vulnerable moment. And of course, all of us have had our taste of victory before…”

“Y-Yeah…” Babs looked over to the side, rubbing one front hoof against the other.

“So enduring and winning is fun and all,” Discord’s smug snake smile gained a few sharp snakey fangs. “But it’s much more fun to make everyone else lose!”

“Exactly!” Apple Bloom nodded.

Gabby shuffled around, scratching the back of her head. “I dunno about this…”

Sweetie Belle reached around to put a reassuring hoof on Gabby’s shoulder. “We’re not doing anything bad or anything, just a little bit of playful teasing, that’s all!”

Babs nudged Gabby in the ribs. “You sayin’ you haven’t done anythin’ to tease like, Gallus or Spike or anythin’?”

“Eheheh…well…” Gabby blushed, twiddling her fingers together. “I guess I’ve done a bit of that…”

“Well, consider me in!” Discord tented his fingers. “I’m sure I can think of something good all of us can do…”

“Yeah, everyone participatin’ gets all hot ‘n’ bothered as the month goes on, you’d be surprised at how little it takes ta set someone off…” Babs chuckled.

“Oooh! Oooh!” Sweetie excitedly hopped in place. “Who should we go for first? Gallus? Rarity? Twilight?”

“Or we could mess with Zecora or Ember…” Scootaloo suggested.

Discord unrolled a scroll, having the parchment roll past the hills. “Oh, we might need a day or two to plan everything…There’s just so many potential targets!”

Apple Bloom looked to Gabby, who still seemed nervous and fidgeting. “So? You wanna join in, Gabby?”

“Eh…I dunno…” Gabby rubbed her shoulder. “I kinda just wanna focus on winning. The orgy’s just…really fun, and I did already make some plans with Spike.”

“Heh, nothing wrong with that! We’ll all be rootin’ for ya, Gabby!” Apple Bloom smiled.

“Though if you ever change your mind…” Scootaloo said, pressing her hooves together. “Ya know where to find us…”

Babs walked over to Discord. “Hey, somethin’s coming up soon dat we could use as an…opportunity…”

Discord craned his neck downwards to get his ear closer to Babs. “Oho! This ought to be good…”

Author's Note

Oh hey, how'd that get there...

(Art done by LadyDino!)