Routine Inspection

"Really? Again?" Shining Armor was complaining, yet again his beautiful wife and the princess of love, was saying "No" to the suggestion that they go to their bedroom for a little bit of sex.

Cadance smiled apologetically and went "Sorry sweetie, I know it's been a while but timing isn't really on our side, besides, when you married me you knew that just because I was the princess of love, that didn't mean I would spend every waking moment making love to you. We have other responsibilities now that we rule over the crystal empire"

Shining nodded and said "I know that, it's just that when we were teenagers you couldn't keep your hooves off of me and now... well it just seems like you're uninterested..."

Cadance rolled her eyes and said "Don't be stupid Shining, I am still very much interested in you and your body"

Shining perked up a little and went "How about just a quickie then?"

Cadance looked into his puppy dog eyes, then let out a sigh as she went "Alright, let's sneak off while we still can and I'll give you a hoof job"

Shining Armor grinned as they both trotted off to their bedroom as hastily as they could.