Random Day In Randomville

by Key

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 1129

It's a normal day when the literal apocalypse strikes, flooding the world with deadly dragons and..

It's a normal day when the literal apocalypse strikes, flooding the world with deadly dragons and unknown creatures. Get ready for a strangely random and incredibly stupid story. This is where randomness, is at it's best.

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The shitty prequel to RDiR2 with bad grammar that was written by a 12 yr old by sneezing on the keyboard.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-26 06:04:01 UTC

Chapter The Final

It was a beautiful day in Ponyville. Ponies were going about there business when suddenly a meteorite fell out of the sky and landed on a ponie's head and then a gigantic black dragon came out of the sky and started burning down the village. An onset of panic swept the town and ponies started soiling themselves and running. Out of nowhere a Death incarnate steps into the town and begins taking lives. A blue box appears but gets crushed instantly by the dragon while he was shouting something about how mortals will never defeat Alduin, then proceeded to shout everything to bits. Meanwhile a terminator pony from the future arrived and set out to kill the Mane 6, who died like almost instantly. A bunch of royal guards arrive only to get turned into cooked pony, aka Alduin's dinner. Then out of nowhere a giant blue ring hits Alduin and he crashes into Sugarcube Corner. Some pony walked up to Alduin then shouted something like FUS RO DAH but then he just got his head bit off and Alduin flew away. The princess' arrive with the elements of harmony and begin to charge them up towards Alduin, but then they got eaten by another dragon who then proceeding to help Alduin destroy ponyville. more meteors began to fall out of the sky killing even more ponies. A giant portal opens in the sky and a bunch of Ships fly out and begin to help destroy ponyville as well. Eventually Ponyville was a rotten pile of scorched dog shit, so all the wierd shit-things fly off to canterlot. They all arrive and the ponies begin shitting themselves, then a meteorite fell out of the sky and landed on a ponies head AGAIN! what is it with these damn ponies and meteorites. A dragon flies up to the castle and burns it to hell. Alduin flies over the city and shits on it with explosive feces. Suddenly venom comes in and begins sucking up ponies and eating them. Terminator appears again and begins shooting flaming monkey shit everywhere. Ponies are on fire and covered in shit, another pony got hit on the head by a meteorite and then his head proceeded to explode. DAYUM, these meteors don't like ponies. Suddenly the Penguin appears and begins hitting ponies on the head cracking their skulls there are explosions everywhere and ponies are dying and shit is goin' DOWN!!! Then Hannibal appears and begins eating ponies, then shitting on their corpses and running away. Shit then began to start raining from the sky, and it was FLAMING! Dear Lord God almighty! So much brown shit! (lol)

Finally, Canterlot was buried in shit which was hardening. Some of the other psychos began getting on Alduin and the ships, then they took off toward Manehattan. Terminator just flew their with some weird tech. They arrived and immediately blew up some weird statue and dumped shit on it. Did I mention the meteor? Well, another one hit a ponies head. Damn, fucking meteors do NOT like ponies. Suddenly weird hairless monkeys came out of nowhere shouting something like only Nords belong in skyrim, whatever. Oh no! Theirs a sudden portal!

A wild Billy Mays appeared!

Billy Mays used infomercial!

It's Super Effective!

Suddenly Billy Mays faces the forth wall and some call info appears. "Billy Mays here! I've got oxy-blinder! It can be used to blind ponies by spraying it their faces!" Billy Mays then walks over to a random pony and sprays it in their eyes. The pony begins screaming in agony and runs away. "Call Now to order! Only 19.99"

Billy Mays used Heart Attack!

It's super effective!

Billy Mays then falled over clutching his heart, the dragons saw this and flew down and started cremating his corpse and holding a funeral in the middle of the town.

"He...*sniff* was so good at what he did..*sniff sniff*" Alduin said while putting flowers on the grave. "Whelp, we're done here! Let's burn down the city!"  The dragons then flew away and began burning down the city. The Death Star suddenly appeared in the sky and shot Manehattan into oblivion. The dragons then flew away to Phillydelfia. They all arrived successfully once more and began burning down the city. Another pony got hit on the head by a meteor FUCKIN AGAIN!!!

Darth Vader appeared and began chopping ponies in half and chocking them. He walked over to a cowering mare and cut her in half then began to.... OK! SKIPPING THIS PART! After he was done he got up and continued slicing ponies in half. He then started electrocuting ponies when his helmet fell off and he died right there. Up above there was another voice shouting something along the lines of OH NOT AGAIN! The dragons began to hold another funeral as ponies around them were burning and screaming in agony. It began to rain shit again and half the city got covered in flaming shit. The dragons finished the funeral then flew away and continued burning shit down. Out of nowhere 300 Spartans appeared and began to lay waste to ponies with spears and flaming arrows hurtling toward the city. In the end one pony was desperately trying to crawl away from the sheer chaos when she got impaled by a spear, then a meteor fell on her head. The day was over, the Dragons  destroyed half of equestria, and killed a ton of ponies. Alduin then flew up into the sky acknowlaging the victory and then swallowed the world in one gulp. The day was over, the planet was gone and a whole ton of shit had gone down that day, a whole ton of shit indeed. It ended up being one helluva Random Day In Randomville as some would put it. So in the end of a day where a planet once stood was now oblivion, and a shit ton of random floating bodies, Floating trees and floating intestines. I feel so bad for those other damn planets out there. God, they had no idea what was comin'. No Idea.

THE END

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WHY THE FUCK DID I WRITE THIS?! Because I was bored lol. Anyway, this is not a trollfic, it's just a random-ass comedy described in some bad grammar to try and make it more funny. so yeah.... Ok, I lied. I don't have any idea why I wrote this, I just had a thought it my head along the lines of 'why don't I write a really stupid story and see what happens? Why not? What could go wrong?' A lot apparently. I really hope that fanfictions that I write don't create an existing world where this happens, otherwise I will hate myself for eternity. Bye all!