My little Assist me

by Dragon363

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Princess Luna, Comedy, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3015

This story idea has been on my mind since I watched Doom & Max Play MW3: Episode 1 'My Little D

I got this idea from Doom & Max Play MW3: Episode 1 'My Little Doom' so if it is bad I'm sorry. well now on to the summary
Victor Van Doom has beaten Wesker in a Poker match which means Victor gets to send Wesker to Equestria. When Wesker is sent to the land of Equestria Victor comes to. To help teach Wesker the meaning of friendship.That isn't the best of it. They are both now ponies too. Before you ask yes Victor's cutie mark is his hand doing the Laser Fingers.
Will Wesker ever learn the Meaning of friendship? How will the Princesses stand up to The King of Latveria? Will Doom Get some yogurt? Will I stop asking questions? Read the story and find out.

Published 2012-09-23 19:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-27 01:51:13 UTC

Victor snaps his fingers

No Victor don't do it!

(disclaimer: I don't own anything that is owned by any one else legally)(also I don't know how to play poker so don't jump down my throat about it)

(Wesker's POV)

I was playing poker with the fool Victor Von Doom at our ally (or our friend if you if your Victor) Max's new house. In the poker game I had a royal flush so I had the game won.

Victor than said you me, " Hey Albert, how about a beat if I win than I go and teach you the mean of friendship. You win you get to can beat me up of a couple hours and I can't fight back. So deal?"

I thought it over. I thought well since the only way he could win is if he had 5 aces, So the odds of that were slim to none. I than said, " Ok Victor deal."

Me and doom reveled what we had I had the royal Flush. But Victor had 5 aces?!

Victor said, "A deal is a deal. We are going to Equestria."

Victor than snapped his fingers and I felt pain like hell. It was so bad that I blacked out.

(Princess Celestia's PoV)
(in Equestria)

I had just had finished lunch when I felt a huge disturbance in the magical void. I thought What the hell could be that powerful?. The disturbance was near Ponyville so I should send a letter so Twilight and her can go check it out.

(Back With Wesker's PoV)
( location Everfree forest)
When I came too I put looked around and saw that the world was bright and colorful. I had to put my hand up to my eyes and when I did I saw that it was a hoof?

I than proceeded to scream, "What the Hell?"
Looking for Victor so I could strangle the life out of him. I then saw a green unicorn with steel colored legs and a steel colored face.
The unicorn than Said, " Hi Albert so how do you like being a normal earth pony?"
After hearing that I knew that the green unicorn was Victor. I didn't know what he meant by a normal earth pony.
Feeling I hand nothing left to lose I asked him "What do you mean normal earth pony?"
Victor said "You have no wings or a horn so that means you are a earth pony."
After I heard that I Said " Victor I have to ask you do our powers still work?" Not wanting to feel completely defenceless
Victor said, "I don't know why don't you try them out?"
I shrugged and first tried to teleport and it worked I went from were i was to about 20 feet up in the air. When I got to the ground I tried the cobra strike on a tree it made the tree fall over but nothing more. After a while of testing each power I found out that almost all my powers worked well. Doom had left to explore about half way threw my powers check. I than sat on the stump that I made with my cobra strike to wait for Victor to come back so I didn't leave him to make any big errors to get himself killed. After about five minuets I heard a loud roar the kind a a big bear would make. only about 100X louder. I than saw Victor running for his life.
As Victor ran by me he say, "Albert run big, angry, purple bear coming this.'
When I heard this I thought well time for some fun. when the bear finally showed it face I was shocked on how ugly it was and how big it was. But I didn't care I have beaten enemies that were probably tougher than this bear.

(Twilight sparkles PoV)
Me and My friends were instructed to go see what the magical anomaly was when we got to the edge of Every free forest we saw an Ursa Major and a black earth pony with a Blond mane standing up to it. Also I saw a green and silverish unicorn with a brown mane hiding behind a tree scared. I don't blame him Ursa's are scary. The Black earth pony just stood their as if waiting for the Ursa to make the first move. Me and my friends were paralyzed with fear to move or at least i was but I had to guess my friends were to because they weren't saying a thing or moving. When the Ursa did attack it's paw was coming down to the black pony. Right before the paw was about to hit the ground the black pony move super fast to get out of the way. I swear the Black pony moved faster than Rainbow dash. then the black pony jumped and punched the Ursa Major in the face. The Ursa stumbled back a few steps. I was shocked that any pony could do that to an Ursa Major. The black pony than went on the offensive and started to move super fast and kept hitting the Ursa Major. When the black Pony stopped then he started went back to moving fast but this time he went into the air taking the Ursa with with he got to the top.
He said, " Victor now"
The green unicorn who I assume to be Victor jumped out and then said and I quote "The Horn Lasers" and then an array of yellow bolts of electricity went at the Ursa and stunned it. when it hit the ground. When the Black earth pony (or at lest I think he is an earth pony) got back to the ground Victor ran to The Black pony's side.
Victor than said, "Lets end this."
The black pony nodded and then rushed at the Ursa and started hitting it when he nailed about 10 times before hitting it up into the air. That is when the the black pony teleported above the Ursa and then hit it down right to where Victor had clapped his hooves together and a metal plat forum appeared and the Ursa landed on it and a yellow set of walls appeared and then started to vaporize the Ursa major when it finished then Ursa was gone. After the shock of what happened subsided I then passed out.

Here is the full chapter

All things go to their proper owner I only own the storyline.
(Twilight Sparkles Pov)
When I came to I saw my friends around me and looking worried. I said, " What happened?"
Pinkie Pie very happily said, " Well what happened was that the green and silverish pony and the Black pony had just defeated an Ursa Major."
shocked that what I saw actually happened I asked, "Where are the two ponies?"
Pinkie Pie then pointed in a direction where the two were waiting.
The black pony walked up and said in a cool calculated tone, "Hello my name is Wesker and this is..."
Wesker never finished his sentence when the Victor said in a much more pleasant tone,"Hi I'm Wesker's friend Victor"
Wesker, said "No, you're not you just an ally nothing more nothing less."
Victor said "Come on Wesker you really need to lighten up buddy"
Wesker than said,"Victor you know that isn't how I roll and if you don't stop then I will kick your teeth in."
Victor said,"Fine Let's go then."

awesome video game voice from the Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
"Go for Broke, Fight"

Then I looked as the two go at it the two were evenly matched. While they fought I saw Princess Celestia's chariot was coming there.
I then heard 2 voices say,"X Factor" I looked over and saw that Wesker and Victor were both glowing red and Wesker than he had knocked Victor to the ground and then had his hoof on his face and said "I win"
Wesker and Victor got up laughing. At that moment Princess Celestia's chariot landed and Princess Luna and Celestia got out.

Princess Celestia walked up and said, "Hello Twilight"
Me and my friends bowed and I said, "Hello princess Celestia"
Princess Celestia said, “Get up there is no need for formalities. Twilight did you find out what the magical anomaly is?”
I got up and said, “No I haven’t I was sidetracked by the unicorn and earth pony fighting an Ursa Major and defeated it.”
Celestia’s and Luna’s jaw dropped. Than Princess Celestia said, “What!? Where are they?”
I pointed to were Wesker and Victor were standing. Then Princess Celestia and Luna walked up to Wesker and Victor. The four started to talk but I couldn’t hear what they were saying. After about 5 minutes I heard Celestia said, “Ok, then will have to bring you in by force.”

(Yay Another Battle )
(Third Person PoV)
(battle starting conversations)
Celestia says, “ You will not win”
Wesker Says, ”There is more to me than meets the eye Princess.”
Awesome battle voice says, ”Time to show them what you got Fight”

The Battle starts with Wesker going right into rushing Cobra Strike. Princess Celestia blocks then uses a sun beam attack at wesker. Wesker jumps and uses his hyper rush thing in mid air then bucked Celestia in the back. Celestia then punched at Wesker, but was countered by a rhino change. Celestia got knocked back into a tree and she tagged Luna into battle. Wesker tagged into battle Victor Von Doom. To fight and finish off Celestia. Doom looked and saw Princess Luna in too battle. Victor fired a laser beam out of his horn, Luna did likewise but she was using a beam of magic. The attacks were evenly matched. Princess Celestia then jumped in to help her sister and then shot a magic beam that merged with Luna’s and tried to overtake Victor’s but Wesker saw that Victor was in trouble so Wesker jumped from behind and used Ultimate Wesker and hit both princess up into the air and kept hitting them. At the very top of the attack Victor used his Horn laser and keep the combo going when they got close to the ground Wesker teleported and then used Lost in Nightmare. At the point where Wesker would throw a cruise missile down, he instead used a lot of strength to knock them into Victor’s LEvel 3 Hyper Combo. Without the chair he just stomps his hoof to deliver the final shock.
“DOWN” X2.
(Cue end battle stuff)(Note the rest of the ponies can’t hear this)
Victor said, “now it’s time to pull a Deadpool. Hey writer Do I get shipping with Rarity or not?”
Wesker says, “Well for god you really are easy to beat.”

(Back to Twilight Sparkle's Pov)
I ran over to the princess and and tried to teleport me, my friends, and the princess away Princess Celestia's castel and I did manage but after that I passed out.

(Wesker Pov)
After that battle I was really Tired to keep consciousness. Victor walked to me and well I don’t remember what happened. Due to me submitting to to cold embrace of unconsciousness.
When I came to I saw that I was in a jail cell. I heard a voice of which was of Princess Celestia.
She said, “Wesker you are a good fighter I give you that now you will answer my questions.”
I nodded then said, “Ok what questions do you have Princess?”
Celestia said, “My first question is how can you teleport and also do the equivalent to flying? Your just an earth pony aren't you?”
I couldn't resist saying it the setup was perfect. I then replied ultra smoothly, “I’m no normal pony by any stretch of the imagination. I Am A God!!”
Celestia then stepped back. Than after a few moments she said, “I’m not sure about that but you are above ordinary.”
I nodded and then said “Princess I have one thing to ask you where is my ally he goes by the name of Victor.”
Princess Celestia said, “Wesker you appeared here by yourself so it is safe to assume your ‘ally’ dropped you off here”
I thought Victor Von Doom when I get my hooves on you, you will wish that you had never been born.

What is Doom Doing?

(Ok Sorry if i do any of the characters offley of down right wrong but I'm trying my best to think like them)
(Victor Von Doom PoV)

I had teleported Wesker to Princess Celestia castle. After I did that I went to see the mane six(See the pun there). I then realized that more likely than not they are at the castle. I sighed and went to ponyville out of boredom.
(20 minutes later)
I was wondering around ponyville when a thought occurred to me. There were two other people in that room with me and Wesker they were our friends Max and ... oh no Jean Grey 'AKA Phoenix' We found her later after the battle with Taskmaster and Deadpool on our way to our new hideout. and knowing my luck with my finger snap technique it could have inadvertently dragged them with us to Equestria. If they are here than I have to get Wesker, the Princesses, and the mane six. I then used my magic to teleport to Princess Celestia's castel.

(With Phoenix and Max)
(Max PoV)
I groaned because I had a major headache. I looked around I saw a colorful world. When I saw this I thought for a moment about what happened before I blacked out. Doom snapped his fingers... oh no I got dragged into the stupid world of My Little Pony and since Jean was sitting next to me she must have been dragged here too where is she anyway?
I then heard a groan I looked over to my left and saw that a pony with Jeans custom coloration was next to me and she had a horn and wing(What did you expect me to make the most broken character in marvel 3 not be an Alicorn). The Alicorn got up. What I picked up a few things from doom when he went on to a tangent about my little pony. The Alicorn said ok more like screamed, "YA I'm a pony"
I recognized the voice of it was of Jean. I said, " Jean is that you?"
Jean looked at me and said, "Max it is me and you're an earth with a you arcade controller as a cutie mark.(didn't that coming that Jean was a My little Pony lover Did ya?)." I was shocked that Jean was Fan of the crappy show. I said, "hey Jean do you think you know where we are."
Jean said "Yes I do know where we are we are not too far from Canterlot let go and look around"
I nodded and followed Jean. into the city. The ponies were whispering but I couldn't hear what.
after about 20 minutes of walking around the city. I heard behind me the sounds of hooves running up. and a voice said "Stop." I stopped to and turned to see who said that. I saw that their was 30 guards. Knowing I was out matched I stopped and so did Jean stopped also the guards then got up to us and a guard the looked like the captain said, "Excuse me can you come with us"
Jean said, "Sure right Max?"
I nodded and we followed the guard to the castle.
When we got in the castle's main hall I saw another Alicorn this one was white and had a sun on her ass. The Alicorn said to Jean, "Hello fellow alicorn I'm Princess Celestia what is you and your companions names?"
I was about to speak when Jean said, "I'm Jean Gray and this is my friend Max and it is our pleasure to meet you Princess Celestia."
Celestia said, "Likewise Miss Gray."
right after that I saw a unicorn and a earth pony. The Unicorn who I knew was Doom because of his ass tattoo it was of doom's gauntlet doing the Finger Lasers. I said, "Hello Doom"
Doom jumped and said, "Max you're here too then that meansAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Doom and the earth pony who I now know as Wesker teleported out of their.

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(Twilight Sparkles Pov)
When I came to I saw my friends around me and looking worried. I said, " What happened?"
Pinkie Pie very happily said, " Well what happened was that the green and silverish pony and the Black pony had just defeated an Ursa Major."
shocked that what I saw actually happened I asked, "Where are the two ponies?"
Pinkie Pie than pointed in a direction were the two were waiting.
The black pony walked up and said in a cool calculated tone, "Hello my name is Wesker and this is..."
Wesker never finished his sentence when the Victor said in a much more pleasant tone,"Hi I'm Wesker's friend Victor"
Wesker, said "No, your not you just an ally nothing more nothing less."
Victor said "Come on Wesker you really need to lighten up buddy"
Wesker than said,"Victor you know that isn't how I roll and if you don't stop then I will kick your teeth in."
Victor said,"Fine Let's go than."

awesome video game voice from the Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
"Go for Broke Fight"
Than I saw the two go at it the two were evenly matched. While they fought I saw Princess Celestia's chariot was coming there.
I than Heard 2 voices say,"X Factor" I looked over and saw that Wesker and Victor were both glowing red and Wesker than he had knocked Victor to the ground and than had his hoof on his face and said "I win"
Wesker and Victor got up laughing. At that moment Princess Celestia's chariot landed and Princess Luna and Celestia got out.