No Nut November Bathroom Shenanigans

by MasaStormyPonez

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Porn, Ocellus, Fetish, Comedy, Smolder, Profanity, Slice of Life, Sex, Gallus
Length: 1361

It's No Nut November once again! Gallus drinks too much soda and gets in a pinch when the bathroom is occupied. But what happens in the dorm rooms, stays in the dorm rooms.

It's No Nut November and Gallus is having a hard time going through it, especially after being forced to live with his female friends who are as horny as him. Now he's introduced to one of the main problems with unisex apartments. Hilarity ensues like every other time!

I was greatly inspired by StarkyShy's story "No Clop November - Cumming For Ya" (and by the cover pic I used), go check it out. :ajsmug:

CW: F/M, pee desperation, exhibitionism, voyeurism, urination (not in the context of watersports!), big endowments, awkward moments, awkward sexual fantasies, edging.

All characters are 18+!

Thanks to SWikey for proof reading this fic!

Cover pic is made by ladydino.
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Published 2022-11-25 17:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-11-25 17:20:01 UTC

No Nut November is a Bitch!

No Nut November is a bitch!

That's what Gallus was thinking after having decided to participate in such an event, enticed by the promise of a gigantic orgy all the survivors were having at the end of the month. The goal was not to masturbate or ejaculate willingly for an entire month and he was sure he could manage.

The reality hit him hard, unfortunately: for a young and virile griffon like him, it wasn't such a breeze to not masturbate, even for just one month. It didn't take long for him to realize such edging almost made him go crazy!

His study pal Sandbar who resided in the same dorm room with him wasn't taking part, nor his special somecreature Yona or Silverstream, Gallus's girlfriend. They had threeways of their own just to tease Gallus, forcing him to move next door to Smolder's and Ocellus's dorm room for a while, since they were also taking part in No Nut November. Too bad the trio could still hear their sex noises coming through the wall, making sleeping at night almost impossible.

He had been living with girls for a couple of days. Ocellus and Smolder were okay with him being there for they were helping out a friend, and even though they were horny beyond believe, their goal at the end of the month made them behave themselves.

But now Gallus had a problem: he had been drinking a whole six-pack of soda, trying to test his limits. Overestimating drastically the size of his bladder, he was now knocking at the door of the girls's occupied bathroom in an utter desperation.

"Smolder? You gonna take long?" He asked a little nervous, "I really gotta pee!"

"Flossing, gonna take a while!" Smolder replied after spitting in the sink, "Can you hold?"

"Uhh... Nope, I'm gonna burst!" Gallus was sweating. He couldn't believe his bladder could get so full.

"Well, tough luck!" Smolder snickered in schadenfreude, "I told you not to drink so many Trot-a-Cola's!"

"SMOLDER, PLEEEEEEEASE!!!" Gallus pleaded, "I really, REALLY gotta go!" He had already crossed his legs and was step-dancing on the spot, trying everything he could to not pee on the floor. He was very close of doing it!

"Ok, fine!" Smolder sighed and let Gallus inside the bathroom, "Just do it quickly! I won't look!"

"Thanks!" Gallus replied and swooped inside the small bathroom, closing the door behind him. There was enough room for two of them inside.

Gallus stood up by the toilet next to Smolder and raised the seat up, then he leaned against the wall while aiming his dick at the toilet. He tried to relax and let it fly, but it proved more difficult than he thought.

"Shit! It's hard to go when there's a girl next to me..." he thought to himself and looked at the roof. Even though Gallus usually felt comfortable urinating in public, as many other griffon's did that, he hated to admit he had a somewhat shy bladder around girls. It dated back to his childhood when he was constantly harrased and bullied by Gilda and Greta if he needed to pee in the alley.

"You gonna take long?" Smolder asked in frustration. Even though she had her back turned at Gallus, she could still see him holding his penis from the reflection of the mirror.

"Sorry, it's gonna take its time!" Gallus replied and blushed.

"Just hurry up and pee already!" Smolder snapped, as it was becoming more and more uncomfortable for her to see Gallus's member. A 12-inched thick, barbed and fleshy feline member, bulging with veins and leaking pre... Which she could taste on her tongue after wrapping her lips around the thing...

No, not yet!

Even if she wanted it, she couldn't take her eyes away from the the sight of such a cock. Even if she needed it so badly! Her already wet girlhood was starting to swell and leak juicy nectar on her thighs.

Gallus let his eyes wander around the bathroom to become less tense, but then he accidentally glanced at Smolder. She was leaning closer to the sink with her tail raised up, and he found himself staring at her curvy buttocks and a glimpse of her vulva looming from behind her squinted thighs.

Damn, he really wanted to slap those cheeks! He wanted to shove himself all the way into Smolder's wet and tight "dragonussy", make her moan and scream his name as he plowed her from behind. Make her cum...

No, not yet!

Even if it was driving him crazy, he needed to survive the month first. There was only a week left!

But his body disagreed nevertheless and was ready for action: His already quite impressive feline cock fattened and started throbbing in his hand, making him sweat.

"Man, it's damn hard to piss while having a boner!" Gallus thought to himself in frustration.

"Man, it's damn hard to floss your teeth while somecreature's pissing with a boner!" Smolder thought to herself in frustration. She started flossing harder, her gums already bleeding from the force. If she got gingivitis from this, she knew who to blame and send her dental bill to!

"Ok, come on! Come on!!" Gallus was becoming desperate. Finally, he managed to push his stream through his erection and soon it formed into a healthy flow that splattered loudly in the toilet.

"Fucking finally!" Gallus sighed and focused on emptying his bladder.

"Shit, Gallus!" Smolder cracked to break the awkward silence, "Did you drink a damn river?"
She was genuinely impressed by the sheer volume of urine Gallus was producing for a griffon. She wasn't that into peeing in general, but because of the No Nut November she relished anything sexual happening before her. Or in this case, behind her.

"Nah, just a half of it!" Gallus replied and tried to think unsexy thoughts to make his dick go softer, "Ok, Gallus... Think of the orgy! Think of the orgy!"

That only made his cock harder.

"Gah, DON'T think of the orgy! Don't think of the orgy!" Gallus panicked in his mind.

"Think of the orgy, Smolder!" Smolder thought to herself, unable to take her eyes of Gallus's griffon meat. She was hornier than ever and fought the temptation to clop out.
"I'm so gonna take that thing in my butt at the event!"

After a whole minute of urinating Gallus finally ran empty, squeezing the last couple of spurts out. He shook his penis awkwardly before flushing the toilet and turned his head towards Smolder.

"Well... Done!" Gallus said and dropped the seat down with a bang, showing off how he respected his female peers, "I'll leave you alone now..."

"Oh...Right..." Smolder came back to reality and blushed, "Thanks!"

"What?!"

"I mean... Good for you!" Smolder groaned and blushed, "Now scram!"

"Yes, boss!" Gallus replied and left the bathroom, immediately bumping into Ocellus who had appeared behind the door. They both collapsed on the floor, Ocellus falling on her back while Gallus slammed on top of her.

For a moment they just lied there and stared into their eyes in embarrassment and confusion.

"I uh... I...!" Ocellus blushed profusely as she felt Gallus's rock hard member poking at her crotch. She crossed her legs to cover her glistened vulva, a sloppy sound coming from there as she did so.

"Woah... We really shouldn't meet up like this!" Gallus cracked jokinly and rose up. He tried to help Ocellus to get up, but she brushed him off gently, making him give up on his attempt.

"Ok..." Gallus wondered, "Could this get any more awkward?"

Then they suddenly heard their friends having their nightly session of sideways tango, their moans coming from behind the wall like every other evening. The most vocal of them got to be Silverstream, who was, by the sound of it, most likely being penetrated by Yona's horn.

"Yup, it just got worse!" Gallus sighed and covered his ears in unison with Ocellus. They had already lost count of how many times they had done it.

"This is gonna be a looooong week!"

-THE END-