''Welp Jigsaw Puzzle looks like your teeth are all nice and healthy.'' Dr. Colgate said

''Thank you Dr. Colgate'' Jigsaw said who's a Yellow unicorn with a Silver mane ''So glad the Crystal Empire gave me a day off. Guess I can mark dentist check up off my bucket list.''

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''First patient of the day done, still got the rest of the day to look forward to.'' Colgate said

As for the rest of the day it was pretty normal there was a couple of cavities here and there but overall nothing to major, this day has gone by pretty fast for Colgate's standards. As she locked up the place she took Lyra over to a cafe where they were greeted by Detective Twilight Sparkle who was drinking a coffee and examining some pictures.

''Hello sorry can't talk right now i'm trying to find some clues.'' Twilight said as she put the bubble pipe back in her mouth and started blowing on it.

''Ohhh Bubbles'' Lyra said trying to pop as many bubbles as she could

''Why do you have a bubble pipe?'' Colgate asked

''The Crystal Empire didn't let me have a actual smoking pipe and I didn't want to use the candy pipe i got from Sugarcube Corner so i went with the next best thing a bubble pipe.''

''Good choice a candy pipe really doesn't sound good for your teeth.'' Colgate said

''Whatever'' Twilight said as she took a sip of her coffee before blowing on her bubble pipe.

The waiter pony then came to take their orders, Colgate ordered first ''Just a plain burger with diet a diet pop.'' As for Lyra she ordered '' I want a donut, a piece of cake and a glass of pop.''

''You do realize that stuff like donuts, cake and pop are VERY bad for you teeth.'' Colagate told Lyra

''Fine'' Lyra sighed ''Change the donut to a bagel, the cake to a pretzels and the pop to diet.''

Besides the staff, the both of them and Detective Twilight Sparkle there was only one other pony in the cafe it was a blue unicorn with red mane. Sitting next to him was a voodo doll of a black unicorn, black button eyes, red mane and the size of a colt.

''You do realize you're to old to be playing with dolls'' Twilight said

''You do realize there's technically no age limit to be playing with dolls'' Hacksaw explained ''There's ponies out there who collect dolls and sell them to make a living.''

Colgate stared at Hacksaw's teeth and saw that they weren't as white as she hoped so she walked over to his table and asked ''Hey excuse me but do you brush regularly.''

''Oh it's you'' Hacksaw said giving Colgate a menacing look ''Why do you care so much i can you're just dentist.''

''Oh you'll see, you'll see.'' Colgate said

"PONIES HAVE OTHER HEALTH PROBLEMS THAN THEIR TEETH YOU KNOW THAT!'' Hacksaw said before using his magic to pick up the voodo doll and walked out of the cafe.

We'll see about that we'll see. Colgate said.

Colgate started following Hacksaw home she made sure she made as little noise as possible. The neighborhood where Hacksaw lived in was very shady looking Colgate could smell smoke from smokers and vapers. And there was very little light there was the occasional street light but besides that there wasn't any other sources of light.

Once Hacksaw got to his house and was getting out his keys Colgate charged at him with a needle of the most powerful sedative she had. All of a sudden she got attacked by a hooded pony wearing button eyes sunglasses and a stitched up mouth face mask. Colgate got knocked out by a hoof to the face.

Colgate woke up the next day with her horn surgically removed. Strapped to a dentist chair which looked pretty similar to the ones in her basement. It had nails on the chair instead of spikes. It also had the full pad at the end to lay both legs on. It had separate pads to place the legs and both the legs and arms had hoof cuffs. This chair didn't have the feature for the arms and legs to move around. Showed when Colgate tried move the arms and legs pads which didn't react to her movements.

Colgate then heard a creaking noise, when she looked she saw the same voodo doll from the cafe, black unicorn, black button eyes, red mane and size of a filly and it was riding a scooter similar to Scootaloo's.

The voodo doll then spoke ''Hello Colgate'' the doll said in a deep voice ''I want to play a game, my name is Stitchy your whole life you've criticized other ponies based on their dental hygiene alone without considering other problems in their lives and even worse you've also inflicted endless suffering on those with the worst kind of dental hygiene. Well guess what KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL!'' Stichy shouted

''HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!'' Colgate yelled

''Me and my apprentice ran a investigation on you and guess what we found.'' Stichy explained as ropes with pictures of colgate's basement were lowered down.

''STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'RE NOT A MURDERER YOURSELF!'' Colgate yelled

''I've never murdered anypony. I'm not a murderer, you see i put ponies in life threating traps and i give them a chance escape their fates, make them choose to live or die.

''YOU ARE A SICK FUCK!'' Colgate yelled

''You're right i am sick...sick of this illness that is slowly eating me away inside, sick of this illness that will one day take me away from this world we live in.'' Stichy said

''YOU BASTARD'' Colgate yelled

''Your task is simple'' Stichy explained ''See that that device thing infront of you, bite down on it and it'll cause the hoof cuffs to start crushing your hooves. The hoof cuffs will only start crushing your hooves if you lean against the pointy nails on the seat. Right above you is a drill that will lower down until it drills right through your mouth. You will have to sacrifice your hooves in order to escape you fate, you have 1 minute live or die it's your choice Colgate.''

The chair then leaned back Colgate started biting down on the device infront of her before realizing at the hoof cuffs weren't moving. She started leaning against the nails on the chair they inflicted plenty of pain on her. And to add insult to injury the hoof cuffs started crushing her hoofs like crumpling up paper.

3..2..1

The clock hit zero the drill went all the way into her mouth going into the back of her head and drilling right through it before turning off which creates a hole in the back of her head causing blood to spill out it.

''My actions were justified.'' Colgate said before taking her last breath

Author's Note

You know you're fucked up if Hacksaw/Stichy Personally appears and introduces you to the game

Colgate's Practice was one of the first fanfics i Actually read on this site

And also Storm Luna the way Colgate blocked magic is kinda weird to me a horn cap and enchanted chains. That is what inspired me to come up with the concept of Hacksaw and his apprentice surgically remove ponie's Horns and/or wings

And also what i meant by inescapable traps not all of them are inescapable only 2 are this one and another one which is important to the plot and it's for another pony who actually deserves it