Jokes On You, I'm Into That!

by Dark Tail

Rating: mature
Tags: Gallus, Drama, Porn, Comedy, Gilda, Violence, Sex, Anthro, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 3288

Gallus gets into a fight with Gilda, despite losing, he still wins.

Deciding to work out some bad blood, Gallus challenges Gilda to fight. Too bad for him, she is one tough cookie. Fortunately for him though, he is also into that. Like, more than he realized till now.

Kinks/spoilers Full on brawl, mild blood, masochistic discoveries, exposure, outdoor sex, rough sex.

[Both creatures are 18+]
[Featured on 12/5/22]

Published 2022-12-05 17:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2022-12-05 17:20:01 UTC

"A-are you smiling?!"

Gallus flew until he saw a clearing in the forest below him. Despite it being the Everfree, Ocellus assured him this section should be calm for the most part. A perfect place to work out some bad blood. He gestured to the Gryphon flying behind him, her tank-top, jacket and baggy holey covered jeans fluttering in the breeze as she nodded.

He was currently wearing shorts and a T-shirt with his favorite restaurant on it. That is where he was just thirty minutes ago till Gilda walked in. Her passive aggressive remarks were quickly ruining the night and after particularly low blow to his close friend Ocellus, he had enough. He told her to follow him out and to settle whatever differences they had in classic Gryphon style.

A full on brawl between two opposing Gryphons or more was common back home. There were really only two ways to end bad blood between Gryphons, fighting or hate sex, at least when it came to their culture. Strength and dominance was everything. Although his time with his friends had changed him, he still recognized a few things that never truly left him and knew this was going to be the only way to finally get her off their back. At the very least, it would hopefully earn enough respect to keep her from being such a brat to him and his friends.

Professor Rainbow Dash was wrong when she said that Gryphon had changed. She made a few steps forwards she had said. Baby steps. Gallus shook his head. "Yeah, pretty sure Gilda took a few steps back while no one was looking.''

The two landed opposite of each other, the soft grass blowing slightly in the soft breeze. The late summer air seem to slowly sweep across them as the forest grew silent, as if turning to watch these strange creatures that had just landed amongst them. Gilda cracked her neck, her C-cup breasts moving slightly as she began to stretch her arms out. "You sure you want to do this? Dash has been trying to get me to be less hostile, she isn't going to be happy with me later when she finds out I beat up one of her star studded learners."

Gallus chuckled. "I don't think you will have to worry about it that much, I've got my apology ready for when I tell her about how I had to stand up to her friend and knock them down a peg."

She raised up her talons, taking up a fighting stance. "Guess we shall see who she feels bad the most for after this is all over."

He slowly nodded. "Yeah... We'll see." His legs spread out as he stood stock still, body felling tense. His eyes were struggling to look at her face with her cleavage keeping him from being able to focus. Her figure screamed powerful yet still sexy in a way. She is what most Gryphons tend to strive for when actually trying to attract a mate. It was already doing things to Gallus as he felt his heart rate increase and not just from the fight ahead of him. He raised up his arms and balled his talons into a fist. "Lets do this."

"Alright but just remember..." She leaned forward, wings extended out. "I gave you a chance for an out."

She lunged, running head long at him, fist raised as Gallus took a step back and waited. He had been in a few fights in his youth and knew how to use his body decently well in a fight. For instance...

As Gilda rushed in, ready to deliver the first blow, Gallus dodged left, spinning his body and slamming his wing down against her back. This caused Gilda to lose her balance slightly as the blue Gryphon swung his leg around, his paw connecting with the back of her leg as he kicked it hard, just behind the knee. Gilda bent down and he shoved his hand against her back, forcing her forward, his talons catching the back of her head as he drove her face into the dirt.

As her face and body crashed against the grass and earth, she swore under her breath. The now slightly shocked mixed with anger Gryphon raised up her right wing, knocking Gallus' arm away as she quickly rolled over, climbing up, shaking her head as she stood back up onto her paws, brushing some of the dirt off her jacket. She let out a low breath, her expression going from angry to neutral though still very stern. Her voice seemed to mock him slightly as she stretched out her neck from side to side. "Not bad, not bad at all. Seems I am going to have to take you a bit more seriously."

She lunged again only this time quickly spinning around, her wing blocking Gallus' vision for a second before a balled up fist of talons came shooting out, connecting into his shoulder as he took a few steps back in surprise. He raised his arms up for self defense only to feel her leg connect with his side. He glanced down, seeing her paw making full contact with him, feeling his paws leave the ground, body tumbling over. The world shifted but he was far from done.

Quickly recovering, Gallus shifted his body, catching himself in mid air and landing back onto his paws, looking back at where she had been only to find her gone. He looked around, confused, only to feel his shirt collar get yanked back. He let out a small chocking noise as he turned just in time to see Gilda behind him winding up for a right hook punch. He raised up his arms for a block, turning back towards her as she let go, only to feel her left fist connect with his cheek.

Apparently, that was a faint attack he had just fell for. His eyes danced over her body again as he felt his heart beat quicken. He couldn't help but feel a weird since of excitement. For some odd reason, he was really enjoying this.

He staggered back, a smile breaking across his face as he felt his brain go into over drive.

"Hey you crazy blue Gryphon, what the heck do you think you are smiling about? That over confident already?" Gilda couldn't believe what she was seeing. She had already decked him once and here is is smiling like she had just offered him candy or something.

She lunged forward again, going for another swing, barely missing him on purpose so that he would stagger back so she could then spin around and kick him in his mid section, her paw clearly knocking the air out of him. He staggered back but tried to recover, letting out a few gasped as he tried to move back into position only for her to take a high swing that he had to duck for. She followed it up by reaching out to the Gryphon, grabbing his shirt again as she yanked him back towards her, swiping at his face across the cheek with her talons, hoping to leave a mark.

Gallus felt a bit of warm liquid begin to run down his face but that mattered little to him. He turned back to her, feeling adrenaline kicking in as he lunged, turning and smacking her across the face with his wing before quickly moving behind her. With a hard shove with all his weight behind it, he pushed against her. His paw made contact with the bottom of her pants as she fell, a tearing sound echoing in the quiet woods. She hit the ground with a small thud, her vision swimming for a second as she felt her jeans stretch in a way the usually tend not too.

Gilda felt a slight breeze brush against her ass as she lay there for a second. Her hand quickly wandered to her backside, finding that her pants had given way somewhat, leaving a large opening allowing for the blue Gryphon to get a look at her now clearly visible rear. Gryphons weren't exactly known for modesty... Or underwear. Her cheeks went red as she rolled around, quickly getting back onto her paws again as Gallus struggled to regain a bit of his own footing after the hard shove.

"You are going to pay dearly for that." Gilda seethed.

But Gallus already knew she had taken the gloves off long ago. Still though, even if he was going to die here, at least he got to see some incredible Gryphon ass. He glanced down at her breasts again, suddenly feeling blood rush from his head to another place as he realized her tank top had become damaged at some point as well. Her right strap hung loose and the fabric had torn enough for her right breast to be seen.

Gilda followed his gaze before clenching her talons into a fist. "That's it, one way ticket to pain town, got it!?"

Her cheeks were really red now as she ran at him, weather due to anger or embarrassment it was hard to tell. His mind snapped back as she barreled into him, tackling Gallus to the ground before he could do anything, her talons raking across his shirt, tearing it open. She then clawed at his chest, arms and even few times across his face over and over as she screamed at him. He could only tank the shots as he held up his arms in a feeble attempt against her onslaught. He couldn't move, she had him pinned. Her legs were tight against his sides as she sat on top of his mid section.

Gallus could barely hold out against her, those claw attacks had turned into fists. Stars filled his vision as her talons came down across him. His right eye now hurt a bit but that was nothing compared to the amount of other mixed emotions fighting for dominance. For some reason, he starting to get turned on by this.

"You son of a... How... How in the heck are you still smiling?! Are you enjoying getting your ass beat or something?"

She slapped him across the face. "Well, what do you have to say for yourself, huh?" She asked, starting to pant heavily.

"H-harder." He wheezed.

"What!?"

"What?"

Gallus couldn't believe his own words. It just sort of slipped out. But there was no denying it at this point. He was turned on.
Gilda couldn't believe her sight or hearing, no way this Gryphon was still egging her on. Either he was extremely over confident or just a big moron... Probably both.

She grasped his throat, tightening her claws around him. "Lets see how confident you are when I leave you unconscious on the forest floor."

Gallus' vision swam as he felt his shorts become tighter. He wheezed. "AH... Tighter!"

Her talons shot back as she stared down at him in bewilderment. "What the heck is wrong with you?"

He couldn't answer, he was questioning a bit of himself right now as well. But there was no denying that this fight had somehow made him more horny than any other moment in his life. Despite feeling ragged and beaten, he still felt excited and energy flowing into places he didn't expect.

She shifted back a bit, her butt coming to rest against against the top of his shorts as she felt something hard bounce against her. She lifted up a bit, glancing beneath her. A large tent had formed in his shorts.

She looked back at him, dumbfounded. "What the heck, are you seriously that horny right now?"

Gallus weakly nodded. No denying it now. "Could you please... Punch me again?"

Gilda was at a loss for words. Sure she had come across plenty of Gryphons that loved battle and got excited during combat, but not this excited.

She didn't know how to proceed here. Part of her felt better to vent out against his crazy Gryphon, get out all that pent up energy. But another part of her was also curious just how far he was willing to go. She slowly started to grin, feeling her own bit of excitement beginning to stir.

"So... You seem to like it when I mess you up, is that it?"

He slowly nodded, his right eye was looking a little purple while it was clear he was also covered in scratch marks. She wasn't going to lie, he looked kind of cute like this. Being able to dominate another Gryphon this much was also starting to do things to her as well.

She grinned. Her talons grasped her jeans as she slowly stood up and pulled them down. Gallus's eyes lit up as he started at her moistened flower, unable to believe what he was seeing. She stepped out of them and tossed her jeans away from her. She tore what remained of her tank top off but kept the jacket on, her breasts bouncing in the freedom. She leaned over, grasped his shorts and tore them open, watching a fairly decent sized bird of prey spring out.

Both of their heart rates kicked into high gear. She slowly lowered her self over him, lining his dick up before sqwelching down, feeling his long spear penetrate her walls. As she sank lower down onto him, she grasped her talons around his neck again.

"Alright, I am going to ask you some questions and depending on how you answer them, will determine where I go from here. Oh and if you dare cum before I do..." Her eyes danced with fire. "I break you wings, got it?"

Gallus weakly nodded.

"Good, first question, is this your first time?"

"No..." He gave a low moan as Gilda shifted at bit. She lifted up before quickly slamming back down.

"Interesting. Who was it?"

He winced, a part of him wanting to keep that a secret.

"You'd better tell me or I'll scratch you."

Gallus stared at her, half lidded with a smile on is face.

"Ugh, right. Don't tell me and I won't scratch you."

This got a pleading look on his face while Gilda rolled her eyes.

She moved her right talon away from his neck. She then slowly dug into his right shoulder, scraping it across as Gallus let out a low ragged moan. "S-silverstream... That bird drives me crazy."

Gild lifted up before slamming back down again, watching his face contort in the mix of pain and pleasure. She squeezed his neck a bit. "Do you think I am hot?"

"Yes, smoking actually." He wheezed again as she slapped him across the face.

"Good answer."

She began to slowly move up and down him, bouncing up and down slowly, starting to feel her own drive start to take over.

"Mh... Yes... So good... Last Question..." She started to moan. "Would yoAH be willing to do this... MHM... Again some time? SO DEEP. I am thinking whips and a leash perhaps." Her hips were starting to pick up the paces as liquid began to run down her legs. Her eyes were filled with lust as she drove herself up and down again.

Gallus felt his face go flushed as his vison swam. "Yes... Oh GODDESS YES!"

Gilda grinned as she squized his neck tighter, feeling her walls become a slippering mess. She was was so turned on right now. Her body was a jack hammer. She could feel her orgasm coming up to greet her like a rush of a river.

Gallus gasped and moaned, his vision was becoming fuzzy. Pain and pleasure consumed his mind as he struggled to hold out. It was becoming harder and harder by the second. She felt so good. Ever thrust was a like a powerful massage to his extremely hard dick. Up and down, dropping down with such passion.

He couldn't take it anymore, her walls were so tight, he was so horny out of his mind. Before he could even react he felt his orgasm come rushing up to great him. "C-CUMING!" He shouted as Gilda felt a warm liquid begin to shoot deep into her core.

She groaned and moaned, feeling her own orgasm smash against her like a freight train. Liquids poured out of her as she fell top of Gallus. Her talons struggled to find ground as she dislodged herself, rolling off of him as white liquid began to pour from her slit. More spurts of white cum shot from his dick, covering his mid section in thick, sloppy whiteness.

She laid on her back, trying to catch her breath. After taking a few moments, she rolled over again, slowly getting to her paws as she looked over at Gallus, finding him passed out. She shook her head. "Damn crazy Gryphon." She dragged her talon over his mid section, scooping up some of the cum as she tasted it, licking her fingers as she let out a low chuckle. Not bad at all.

Gilda glanced down at her pants, realizing they were now useless before discarded them. She zipped up her jacket and attempted to pull it down a ways.

The bottomless Gryphon extended her wings out before glancing back. "I'll be sure to send someone your way, can't have anything happening to you now I suppose. Not when I have a fun new fluffy toy to break." She grinned before setting off back towards town.

Author's Note

A little something different I had to try. Probably not gonna be well received considering the content but at least it was a good change-up. Let me know what you thought down in the comments.

Epilogue

Gallus lay on a bed, now mostly covered in bandages. His arms and chest covered in white bandages while small ones covered his face and an ice pack over his eye. Ocellus and Silverstream were sitting nearby, looking him over. Ocellus was shaking her head, dressed in a nurses outfit while Silverstream wrapped his paw in bandages, also in a similar getup.

"That was reckless. Your lucky we took first aid courses. Now you get to spend a solid week of your summer vacation in bed. Hope it was worth it." Ocellus said as she double checked to make sure he was comfortable.

Silverstream grinned. "Are you kidding, you saw he got a few good hits in by how ruffed up she looked when she told us where to find you." She glanced at him, giving him a thumbs up with her talons. Him returning the gesture with a small nod.

"Since you are gonna be stuck here, you mind as well share on the juicy bits about your fight..." Her eyes went soft as her grin turned mischievous. "And why we found you naked."

Ocellus paused. "Did you notice how she seemed to pull her jacket down a bunch as she was talking to us? I thought she was wearing some really short shorts but do you think she actually was... Oh my." Her face turned a slight shade of red.

Silverstream quickly got comfortable laying next to him as she looked locked eyes with the blue Gryphon, expectedly. Ocellus leaned in close, also particularly curious.

He leaned back and smiled. "Ladies, have I got a story to tell you. So let me start by explaining something about myself that I just learned. Turns out, pain and pleasure have an interesting mix to them..."

Author's Note

Sorry, no plans for sequel at this time but maybe later down the road. Just wanted to show that he did get rescued and is getting well taken care of.