Spike was panting running after Rarity and that's what he did for a long stretch of road until he remembered he could fly. He flew high above the clouds following behind her home which was hidden by trees. RARRITYYYYY PLEASE HOLD UP! " She didn't respond and kept crying all the way home. Rarity please what did I do? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?" but he never got an answer and Rarity went inside of the carousel boutique and shut the door behind her.

"Rarity please" he said desperately knocking on the door. There was no answer except the sound of muffled crying. Spike looked through her left window looking in and saw her laying face first on the floor sobbing. He knocked harder looking in the other side of the glass. "RARITTYY WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?!?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs. Still there was no response. This continued for several minutes and spike softly put his fist on the window. "Rarity...." he said whispering. He hated to see his crush pony cry. He hated it even more that the reason she was crying was because of him. "Rarityy please open the door, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you." He heard soft footsteps approaching behind him he knelt down in defeat beginning to tear up a little "please i don't understand... Why are you running away from me?" he asked sniffling. A touch on his shoulder made him jump a little he turned around seeing Twilight standing behind him. She gently touched his arm again tickling him gently making him relax slightly.

"Oh Spike..."Twilight began fumbling for words "Your the only one who has an age difference then the rest of us... We've known each other since we were young, and I know you like Rarity Spike.

"I l-love her Twilight! I want to protect her! How can I do that when I don't know whats wrong? Why did she run?" cried Spike.

"Well... Uh... Spike well... Its complicated..." Twilight trailed off trying to find the words.

"Well tell me something Twilight, I have two questions: First, Is rarity in trouble or second, am I going crazy?"

"Umm..... Yes and yes" answered twilight shyly.

"Really?"

"Yes really" whispered Twilight shivering slightly

"What does that mean?"

"Spike, its past time I taught you about what sex is."

"I know what sex is twilight, its what divides us males with females,"

"Well that is a definition I told you but not the correct one in this case"

"How am i Crazy then?"

"Your crazy in love! Something that hormones take over if you don't keep yourself in check."

"Hore wha?" Spike asked confused

"HORMONES!" shouted Twilight throwing a pillow at Spike. "You're a growing male dragon so your body produces testosterone when ever you see something that you like."

"Tastosta wha?"

"UGGHHHHH" snarled Twilight. "Ok lets start at the beginning. Spike when you look at Rarity what do you feel?"

"Ohhhhhhhh" sighed Spike. "I felt warmth, happiness, security, and most importantly I felt safe around her."

"Testosterone is what causes this spike, and i makes you feel pleased and what I am guessing your penis went hard right?"

"Penis.... hardening?"

"The extremity you use to use the bathroom for and pee comes out. That's a penis."

"I'm with you so far. The thing I pee out of is called a penis really?"

"Yes spike really."

"What a funny name. Penis... Penis... Penis..."

Twilight laughed nervously, "yeah hysterical uh ah hahaha... Could you stop please? It's embarrassing enough being here talking about sex."

"Okey dokie Twilight" smiled spike. "So testosterone hardens my penis.. Hardens?"

"Yes its a pleasure defence mechanism, I'm guessing your penis was a bit large when you were next to Rarity huh?"

"How did you know Twilight? God i was trying everything to get it back down to the normal size, I tried tickling it I tried rubbing it..."

"NO SPIKE THATS WHAT MADE RARITY UPSET!" screamed Twilight.

"What!? How? She couldn't see me doing it she was busy with the conversation."

"She felt it after you fucked spike, what you were doing under the table was called masturbating"

"MASTURBATING!?" exclaimed Spike laughing uncontrollably.

"STOP LAUGHING!!!" roared Twilight. "This is serious!"

"I'm sorry... I can't... The funny words...its too much! "Said Spike giggling, Twilight just looked at him disapprovingly as Spike settled down his laughter.

"Are you done yet Spike? I'm trying to teach you something important here."

"Sorry Twilight" said Spike sighing heavily regaining normal breathing.

"Masturbating is the act of rubbing you penis until you cum. And by cumming I mean ejaculating semen "

"I recognize some of those words, Rarity was using them earlier."

"Yes Spike when you cum, your penis pees out lots of sperm inside you, which takes the form of a white sticky substance"

Spike eyes widened "I accidentally peed on Rarity?"

"Your not too far off, but what you peed was sperm which helps makes babies. But luckily you ejaculated your sperm onto her skin."

"I could have made Rarity pregnant?... Wait... Pinkie got pregnant! So, cheese sandwich cum in pinkie pie?"

"Yes you got it Spike you figured what sex is. The act of a male masturbating in another's vagina"

"Virginia?"

"What girls pee out of"

"Holy Guacamole I cum on Rarity and almost got her pregnant? No wonder she ran off."

"Well that's one reason, the other is the timing"

"Timing?"

"Yes Spike you see sex happens behind closed doors not in public. So it was not socially appropriate to cum openly"

"Openly?"

"Yes fully exposed to everyone else, especially someone who may be offended or upset by such an event."

"Like Rainbow Dash?" Spike remembered.

"Yes exactly like Rainbow Dash, because we all know how she feels about sex. She thinks its not cool."

"And the third thing... And I know this one might be a bit hard to swallow. But your too young to masturbate any creature anyway."

"But I did do it! So I guess I'm not underage"

"Yes you are! You are a minor spike! Listen to me! Its not ok for a underaged dragon like you to cum on a pony like Rarity."

"Twilight, I just want to hold her and keep her close. I didn't want to masturbate honest! But if I had known I would have stopped myself before I cum on her legs."

"Are you really sure about that?"

"well I uh..."Spike stammered saying random syllables but nothing meaningful came out.

" spike, I just want you to know, having underage sex is not ok. which is why I am pardoning you as Princess of Equestria This time. but now that you..."

"Why is that?" asked Spike.

"Why is what?"

"Why cant the young cum on adults?

"Its not just adults its other young people too. Its morally wrong Spike!"

"Wait... that's it? that's all you got? heh heh, no actual reasons why just because its 'morally wrong..' That doesn't make sense Twilight! if it was morally wrong there would be a moral. So whats the moral?"

"w-well...y-you see... well... um... errr... " stammered Twilight.

"There is no moral is there?" said Spike smirking widely with a sinister look.

"Give me a moment spike, there isn't a moral I can think of yet.. but I was taught all my life that underage sex is not ok."

"well whoever taught you didn't do a good job telling you why."

"Spike they told me it would hurt them, and I should respect their feelings, even if they don't show them."

"That's nice Twilight, but that's not a real reason is it? not the one we are looking for anyway."

Twilight began pacing Infront of Spike. "This is egregious! I have been taught all my life underage sex is not ok and never even considered why its wrong! This has to come somewhere Spike! I'm interested now just as you! come on Spike, lets do some research together shall we?"

"Aww but what about Rarity Twilight? I never got a chance to apologize properly."

"Spike if there is no morality wrong doing, you wont have to apologize and you can ask Rarity to cum you back."

"ONWARD TWILIGHT LET US DO REASEARCH! The pursuit of knowledge is the right of all creatures after all."

"I agree Spike, let us go forth and find answers to our questions". With that, Twilight turned around and walked away with Spike to find the answers about underage sex.

The sun continued it journey towards west while the Twilight trotted her way to the old friendship castle she used to rule at. Spike rode side saddle with an eager look on his face looking at the passing buildings shaking with excitement. it was obvious he wanted Rarity with a passion, but he knew better than to ask her out again until he learned more about sex. his face was blushing just thinking about it and his penis was once again becoming hard. and this time Twilight was below her and she felt the phalis on her neck.

"Spike um.. you penis is hard again, are you thinking about Rarity?

"Yes mam" was all Spike said. "Uh how do I make it stop? I don't want sex now!"

"Oh I'm sorry spike just... try to forget about Rarity and think about... I don't know... Pinkie pies party? Hey spike... on said topic how would one go about giving a party to a party master."

Spike widened his eyes and was a bit stumped by the question. he scratched his head deep in thought. "You know, that's a good question. Um... maybe invite every pony from Ponyville? And then give each pony a task to complete during the party?"

"You mean like a treasure hunt? but that's for every pony else and not Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie, any other ideas?"

"man, how do you plan a party for a party maker?"

"ummmmmm.... hmmmm... maybe... Invite everyone over to Pinkies house and get the whole town involved?"

"HMMMMMMM..... sounds interesting... but that's what pinkie pie did for me when I arrived here so it just seems done already. "

"Ok hear me out, what if we surprise them when they wake up."

"Wow, Spike that's sounds really great actually, but how will we enter her house on the day?"

"Hmmmmm...... Maybe we have cheese sandwich leave the window open?"

"Ohhh I like that idea, but wait you cant possibly expect cheese sandwich to help you out like that. He will suspect something is going on and run off before anything happens."

"Well yeah, that's true. But if there was another way..."

"What? What do you mean?"

"Uh.... uh... what if we had someone help us? Like someone who wouldn't mind helping us sneak into Pinkies house?"

"Like who?"

"Um... well... uhm... I don't know... I could sneak into a picnic basket and just hide under the table or something?"

"Yeah, that might work," replied Twilight.

With that decided, they reached their destination of the old friendship castle, where they proceeded inside.

Inside was an empty hallway where once a conglomerate of ponies once gathered for common fellowship. Now only twilight and spike remained in the building, an empty hallway stretched before Twilight as she led Spike down the hall. As they passed through the doors, both entered a large room filled with bookshelves containing thousands upon thousands of books, tables scattered throughout were occupied by numerous tomes on knowledge.

All sorts of books lined the walls surrounding them; history books, science books, biology books, philosophy books, and fantasy books. It was quite impressive. And as they moved deeper into the library, Twilight noticed something odd. A large picture frame sat atop a bookcase next to a small table. She approached the frame first, examining the contents within. Inside the frame was a single photo taken sometime long ago, showing two young filly's sitting on a bench talking. One was wearing a blue dress with white dots along the sides and waist, the other girl wore a red dress with black spots along the sides and waist. They held hooves across the bench, smiling sweetly at each other.

Twilight remembered this room, however due to neglect it was now filled with cobwebs. Twilight took a step closer to brushed away the dust and promptly coughed. After coughing up some dust, Twilight looked into the many many books in search of old laws. "If these are still in order ill be very concerned."

"i thought you liked order?" began Spike.

"yes I like order, but I want people to read too!"

"I see your point, an ordered library means no pony has even set hoof in here since you began your rule."

"Yup yup! That's right!" exclaimed Twilight excitedly. "But lets find a reason why sex with minors are not ok." she grabbed a footstool and checked the top shelf. "Its important for our society to understand whats wrong and whats right, and why things are the way they are! We need to teach the children everything, including sex. Sex education is an essential part of learning in my opinion. So let's look in here shall we?"

Twilight grabbed an old lawbook from olden times, and a couple of versions of "Pony sexuality"

"I'm going to get to the bottom of this Spike." Twilight opened the book, and started reading aloud. The text seemed to make sense, but the wording was strange. "A filly may not engage in sexual intercourse until she reaches maturity."

"and as what we know, that's just a rule and not a reason." Spike said crossing his arms.

"Correct spike, not useful in our case." Twilight continued reading: "Minors do not know about consent... interesting....And minors cannot give informed consent because they lack experience and understanding."

"So because I don't know about sex I can't do it?"

"that's what this says." Twilight concluded.

"one problem with that, you just told me what sex was. So loophole?"

Spike was right again, this law insinuates minors cant be sexed because they are innocents. In Spikes case, he was far from innocent. For one thing , a minor does not have the mental capacity to fully comprehend the consequences of engaging in sexual intercourse. Spike very well knew where babies came from, but just to check...

"Spike, remind me where babies come from?"

"You told me it comes from male sperm semen."

"And how is it most effective?" Twilight asked she knew she didn't tell him this. so there was a low probability he wouldn't know and would be deemed "too young by law".

Spike thought a bit and said "I'm guessing a direct shot through a females pee area... a Virginia?"

"Vagina!" Twilight said correcting him. Spike really did know about how sex worked but according to equestrian law he was still to young. Why? Who set up this law? Twilight tore through the pages. "Well if we go further back we will see when the law was actually made." Twilight continued looking in the book. "This law seems pretty old judging from the writing style." Twilight turned another page. "The law was made nine moons before the invention of time established by Star Swirl the Bearded!"

"Nine moons before the invention of time?" repeated spike. "Dang that was a long time ago! At least one thousand two hundred years ago!"

"Yeah..." Twilight answered "but the question remains, who wrote this law? and why?"

"well I guess we'll never know..." said Spike psudo-sadly "Welp I guess I can marry Rarity now!"

"Just a minute Spike, let me look further back in history." Twilight found a history book that was dated 10 moons prior to established time.

"Why are you going further back?"

"I'm accounting for time lag and the fact that back then paper was expensive. So if it was worth the time to say, then it would have made a reference prior then the book was published."

"oh wow, that makes sense who wrote it?"

"Actually it was written by ponies like me who like to keep track of records." Twilight explained. "people were less educated back then, so information was passed down orally instead of written down." Twilight continued reading. "In those days, ponies had no idea about birth control or safe sex, which lead to high rates of pregnancy among adolescents. all of which were not strong enough to carry a child in their already child like state and both the adolescents and the babies died!"

"Great Celestia! Dang! no wonder its not ok! Creatures could die! well.... at least the females... so I guess I'm still safe."

"Well spike, you may have a point, but maybe that would make all the lady adolescents jealous and want to fight over you. so they will have sex as seeing you having sex then the baby and adolescents dies now is that fair?"

"Dang I guess your right, not even a little release?"

"We all want the best pleasure when we want sex Spike, eventually that one penis tug will lead to a full frontal. Its in our nature Spike! Therefore, you are still to young for Rarity according to your dragon years"

"Its not fair Twilight, by the time I'm of age she will die."

"Its hard to swallow Spike, but you're correct, however you should consider yourself lucky you can live a more meaningful life with another special some creature."

"I want Rarity!" he sobbed "I want Rarity to live forever so I can marry her!"

Twilight hugged him tightly. "Spike, I understand how hard this is for you, but you can't just force things to happen in the real world. You must learn patience and trust." She pulled away and smiled. there are some roadblock you just can't overcome Spike, but there is always something else out there waiting for you. "

she started to walk off.

"But what if I can't find someone better than Rarity?" He whined.

"Listen Spike, there is always another creature that you might like. Who knows sweetie...you might just end up marrying an alicorn princess someday..."

"I will...uh... huh?"

"My point is Spike, that you don't need to rush into anything. Take your time and enjoy life, because once you get older, you won't be able to do this anymore, especially since you are a dragon.

"ok, I'm sorry for cuming on Rarity and Ill be more responsible from here on out to keep my semen in check!"

"Thank you for realizing your mistake Spike, I'm glad we have found the reason for all this, but I'm afraid I'm not the only one whom you must apologize to."

"Oh yeah... Rarity. Well lets go back to her boutique Twilight, I kind of left her alone without saying where we were headed. I feel bad about leaving her alone."

"That's fine Spike, I left her alone too. Its what she needed after you splattered semen all over her legs" Twilight put the books back on the shelf and grabbed Spike and put him on her back.

"Will she be mad at me?"

"She probably will, but she will forgive you, because she is generous and forgiving like a unicorn." with that she took to the air as soon as they were outside leaving the library once again in a state of decay and neglect. The ride back was quiet, and Spikes attitude was somber and in almost no time at all they returned once again to Rarity's boutique.

"Think about everything that happened today Spike," Twilight spoke softly while putting him down. "Remember it for a long time." Twilight hoofed the door and called out "Rarity! May I come in?"

"Yes Twilight, please come in." came Rarity's voice from inside. They walked through the shop and entered the main living room.

"Rarity saw Spike and jumped a little, but calmed down when he saw him in a very sad state."

"Well Spike what do you have to say?" probed Twilight.

"Rarity" Gulped Spike. "You already know how much I like you and how much I want to be with you, but... it got into my head, made my penis hard and before i knew it...I cum on you...I'm sorry Rarity. Please don't hate me."

The tears flowed freely from Rarity's eyes. "and why pray tell would I be mad at an ever growing Spikey wikey! your hormones were through the roof darling, with no way out... and from what I see... you know enough now to avoid such situations in the future. And believe me, I am NOT going to hate you for doing what all growing boys do; that first cherry pop! It happens to us ALL!"

"Well thank goodness for that. But I never meant to hurt you Rarity; I hope you'll let me try to make it up to you somehow." said Spike, his face red with embarrassment.

"Well dear boy, I think you already did. and I'm proud you have matured enough to show restraint in the near future."
Spike smiled at Rarity, Rarity smiled back. Twilight smiled as well and said "Thank you for taking a shot from Spike Rarity, that was a very generous forgiving you did. Now I suppose I'd best let you in on a little secret party we are throwing for Pinkie Pie."

"Please tell me were not hosting a Pinkie orgy" said Rarity with her eyes flattened as she spoke in monotone.

"Nah we are just going to watch her sleep and then surprise her when she wakes up." said Spike

There was a long pause as Rarity used her unicorn magic and grabbed a needle and thread. "How can I help?" She said excitingly.

Author's Note

The end?