Hondo Flanks is a perfect family man. He's been married to his wife Cookie Crumbles for 30 years, even while being known as a prolific adult movie star, known by the name Stud Maximus. He's preparing himself to celebrate his and Cookie's 30-year anniversary, but for some reason Rarity is trying to get a little too close with him. Is she trying to seduce him on such important an evening?

Of course she is!

CW: M/F/F, mustached macho stallion on petite fashionista action, incest, peeing (not watersports play!), large endowments, cock worship, dick shaking, slutty Rarity, oral, rough sex, a surprise guest, three-way, creampies, facesitting, hotdogging, Hondo having one hell of an anniversary

Many thanks to SWikey for proof-reading this mammoth of a fic!

Cover art made by copshop