Who Done, Did, Made Me?

by SmileForever!

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Adventure, Pinkie Pie, Mr. Cake, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life
Length: 1027

Pinkie Pie and her friends visit the rock farm for a 'Party' but it turns out to be a confession!

A seemingly great day for Pinkie Pie! The Sun is shinning, Birds are tweeting--you get the point people, it was a good day. She receives a letter inviting her and her friends to a 'party' hosted by...Her parents? Casting aside her curiosities, she and her loyal friends head over to the rock farm. And thus, The unexpected is reviled.

My First Fan-fic, so...Yup :D
And I have no idea where this fic is going, so its only logic I chose a ridiculous cover image--Right? Aw well screw logic! It's Pinkie time! ^.^

Published 2012-10-12 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-12 01:50:01 UTC

Just An Average Pie Party!

Dear Pinkamena 'Diane' Pie

I, Blinkie Pie, our sister Inky Pie, and our beloved Mother and Father would like to invite you to our first ever rock ranch Party. In this day we celebrate the growth and development of the ranch over the years, and celebrate the Pie families hard work and dedication over the years. I would be honored if you were to attend our casual celebration. The dress code is 'Wha'h ever fits your hoof' as father puts it; you may bring with you no more than 5 acquaintances to accompany you.
We are all ecstatic to be at your presence dear little sister. Remember the family will only be the Pie family when a bright pink pony shares the name, even recognized as a maiden name (which reminds me sister, you must inform me on all your detail on this Stallion you have an eye for. I'm presuming it's a Stallion, you know how traditional mother is) I hope to see you soon, as since the party starts at 12pm.

Love from...
The Pies.

Pinkie couldn't help but smile uncontrollably as she read the letter written by her charmingly cliche older sister. This was the 56Th she had read the letter, silently--Pinkie Pie, Being quiet! The silence in the carriage was not only unsettling, but downright frightful for the other mares accommodating the usually obnoxious pink earth pony, but the wide child-like smile and undeniably large blue eyes scrolled the paper constantly, brought ease, although the mere fact that Pinkie was present, and has barely spoken in 3 whole hours, was unsettling; no matter how wide her smile may be.

Pinkie was wearing a silky light yellow summer dress. The dress was of course em-brained with Pinkies trademark bright pink rubies. (the colour is trademark, but you already know that...right? Anyhoof, On with the show!) Her manes curls where softer than usual, mane-agable, sleek, but still retained volume and curl. Yes--After a 5 hour war know known as 'The battle of the mad-mare's mane and the Ladies ruby' (That is another story. But long story short, Rarity won) She defeated the impossible, she changed Pinkies mane-style without putting her into a deep depression which isn't good for anypony, or think. And she wore her usual light make-up after convincing the pestering rarity to let her be the way she was.

Her excitement ultimately brushed of any suspicions common sense may provide naturally. She hasn't visited home as regularly as she had intended in the past 2 years, in fact she has barely visited recently due to certain events and a rise of business acknowledgement and fame in party planning due to her title as an element bearer.

"Cat's got your tongue sweet'um?" Applejack asked, turning to the occupied mare.

The pink mare took her eyes off the paper and turned her attention to the her country friend.

"AJ that's silly, their are no cats in here, besides, Opalescence knows that my tongue is not cotton-candy now! But Gummy on the other hoof--"

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"Aw, you win Fluttershy" Rainbow groaned as she passed Fluttershy some bits.

"I told you she's not being controlled by an anti-social alien"

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"What she means is, you have been really quiet the whole ride here. Are you okay?" Twilight asked.

"Am I okay? I'm great! You all get to see my family, and my bestest best friends and my bestest best family get to all have fun doing the bestest best thing; a party! I'm so supper happy. And the most amazing thing is, that my family has never had an annual Pie party before! Hmm, I wonder if there will be pie, because if I where hosting the party, I would give it a pie theme because it has the same name as us! isn't that funny? Or maybe rocks, but I really don't like rocks, well except for Tom But--"
Pinkie was interrupted by a purple hoof which invaded her mouth.

"See Pinkie, That's the thing-"

"What, you don't like Tom?"

"Wha-No, That your parents are suddenly throwing a party, and letting you invite 5 friends? Due to what you have told us about your Amish upbringing, don't you think this whole thing sounds a little fishy?"

"Twilight, I don't think fish can talk, and...maybe they have finally seen the way of the party! The party always has a way...Always!" Pinkie Pie confirmed, smiling wildly.

"Wha--That doesn't even ma-"

"Final stop, all aboard leave the vehicle"! the carriage driver exclaimed.

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"Oh my,this place is certainly...Plain. Ooh, maybe your mother and father will allow be to give the establishment the all-known Rarity-over!"

Pinkie looked around, and nothing had changed, every rock, tumble weed, rain-cloud and grain of dust where position in the same exact place she last left it. This worried her, for if the farm hasn't changed, then what chances are there that her parents have? what if there interpretation of a party is really just a boring-old meeting discussing the importance of rock farming? which she, herself is yet to understand. Don't worry Pinks, everything will be fine.

As they entered the barn, it was dark; and though the others where unsettled by the darkness, bright blue eyes continued to shine. She was extremely excited, even to her standards. She was ready. She just knew that her parents and sisters where going to pop out or the darkness, and cover her and her friends with streamers and confetti. She knew that this is her parents way of showing her, that they understand. That she isn't an out-cast. That she's family.

Suddenly their was a bright burst of light, which seemed to be coming from, a unicorn horn?
The light got brighter and brighter. Slowly relieving what was lurking in the barn. The shadow was larger than the average pony, in fact, it was twice the size of the average mare. A faint sparkle was shining through the seemingly alicorn's mane, and flowed in sync with an undetectable wind. colour started to shine through, relieving a glistening multi-coloured mane and well groomed white coat.

In sync..They all gasped

"Princess Celestia?"