(Fair warning: I wrote this in one hour after watching every Old Spice commercial. This is pointless and was made for no other reason than because I could.
Double Sun Power
A Terrible Love Story
Brought to you by Thorax
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria, there were two regal sisters who ruled together, and created harmony for all the land. To do this, the eldest used her unicorn powers to raise the sun at dawn; the younger brought out the moon to begin the nig-
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh" With a ground shaking explosion, the mighty wooden doors leading to the Royal court room were torn from their hinges as bipedal creature came hurling through the rooms. Coming to a sudden stop in front of the thrones of the Royal pony sisters, leaving them both stunned and confused.
"What is the meaning of this!?" Boomed the voice of the Princess of the Night. "Explain thy self at onc-"
"Old Spice body spray makes you smell like power!" The creature shouted returning the Princesses use of the Canterlot Voice "It's so powerful it sells itself in other people universes!"
Luna continued to stare at the creature in utter confusion. It dared to force its entry into the sealed court room; it had also learned the secret art of the Royal Canterlot Voice, something no mortal creature could possibly achieve. Another thing that seemed strange was the creatures need to shout at some invisible beings.
"Sister, this intruder must be dealt with!" demanded the Night Goddess as she shifted her gaze from the intruder to her sister. However her sister’s expression was not that of angry, no it was something completely different. Her expression was one that she saved only for the most delectable of foods; it was a look of desire.
"He's magnificent” The white mare muttered under her breath as she took in the image of the creature that stood before her. "What is your name?" she asked the creature as she stepped down from her throne and began to examine it.
"My name is not important!" answered the creature with another shout "What is important is that fact that Oder Blocker body wash is so powerful, it can block BO for up to 16 hours!" He continued as he held a small red bottle up for everyone in the room to see.
"How exactly is that import-"
"It's so powerful it can turn off the sun!"
"We find that hard to believe" retorted the Lunar Princess "Our sister is the only one capable of controlling the arc of the sun. What gives your foul bottle the power to control suc-"
Before Luna could finish her rants everything fell into complete and utter darkness, leaving everyone in attendance completely stunned.
"What foul trickery is this?!" stuttered the confused Goddess "Discord reveal thyself!" she continued to shout as her horn flared to life.
"But then it gets too cold!" the creature once again started his strange ramblings. "So it makes another sun!"
As he spoke those final words, light returned to Equestria. However, once again it was different, far harsher than it had once been.
Luna quickly made her way to the window conjuring a pair of sunglasses as she reached the large stained glass window. Light engulfing her as she stepped directly into its rays. Once her eyes were able to completely adjust, her worst fears had been realized. There were in fact, two suns. The day would last forever.
"What did you do?!" Shrieked the horrified Princess of the Night
As before the creature continued to ignore her, instead it turned back towards the invisible beings and raised the bottle
"Double sun pooooooooooooooooooooooower!" it boomed as it threw its arms into the air, and rocketed through the ceiling, the harsh light of the double suns quickly flooding the room.
Luna continued to stare in complete and utter shock, she didn't know what was going on, she wasn't sure if Canterlot had just been attacked, or if Discord has escaped once again.
"Sister we have to do something!" she pleaded
Celestia nodded in agreement "You're correct sister; we can't allow that magnificent creature escape without some form of punishment."
"What?" stuttered Luna
"Wait for me my love!" The sun Princes shouted as she tore through the ceiling and began her chase.
"Princess Luna!" shouted Shining Armor captain of the Royal Guard as he rushed through the mess that had once been the entrance, several guards hot on his trail.
"We came as quickly as possible, what happened?!" asked the confused captain as he stared at the destruction around him
"Where is Princess Celestia?!"
"I don't know!" sobbed the confused Princess "I don't know what's happening, I don't know where she went! We were discussing what we should have for lunch and then....then....I just don't know." she continued to wail.
Shining armor and the rest of the guards cautiously began to back up, as they made their way slowly to the exit and away from the hysterical goddess.
Though nobody is truly sure of what happened after that day. Princess Celestia was never seen again, Though Luna and Twilight Sparkle did receive letters and photos from the missing Princess on a weekly basis.
From what the two were able to piece together through the photos and letters. It appeared as though Celestia and the Creature had eventually fallen in love and after several years they had eventually gotten married and had children, though they had agreed to burn all pictures of those horrific abominations.
But in the end, Princess Luna became Queen Luna, ruler of Equestria and she brought about an eternal Night. After several years of ruling alone, she grew tired of her position and passed the title of sole ruler of Equestria onto Discord.
Who ruled magnificently for the rest of eternity, loved by all those who gazed upon his wondrous image.
The End
"What in Tartarus was that?" Hissed the midnight Alicorn
"What do you mean?" asked the confused Draconequus, as he put the book down.
"You said you would read me a bed time story."
"And I did." Discord answered as he held up the book and read the title "The three little mares....huh, strange that doesn't seem like the appropriate title for a horror novel."
Nightmare rolled her eyes as her head fell back onto her pillow "Honey, you're a hopeless foal, you know that?"
"I'm the foal?" retorted Discord "You're over a thousand and you wanted me to read you a bedtime story!"
"Oh just go to bed." growled the agitated mare
"Fine" Discord answered as he threw his arms into the air and with one final shout he shot through the ceiling and into the night sky "P-P-P-P Power!"
