Chapters Celestia's Cake and Moon Pie
Lunar Crescent sits atop of a bookshelf in Canterlot castle, hours have passed since he was issued his final assignment and shrunk down to the size of a mouse. He watches Celestia as she performs her duties of raising the sun, meeting with visiting officials, and looking over documents that ponies want to make into laws.
After observing Celestia go about her day he watched as she retired into her room and collapsed on the bed, as the earth pony took notes, he was alerted to the sound of a creaking door only to see Celestia in a drowsy state, as she walks she makes her way into the kitchen and pulls out a gorgeous three layer cake.
Knowing that Celestia is prone to midnight snacking and knowing that other ponies have tried to break her of the habit, Lunar Crescent decided to try and stop her, despite him not being accepted into the guards if he does.
He watches as Celestia cuts a piece of cake off and places it on a pristine white plate, as she puts the cake with a slice of bread where she had cut back in the fridge she brought out a gallon of milk and poured her a glass to accompany the gateau.
After getting her midnight nibble ready she levitates it in her golden magic aura and proceeds to return to her room.
Seeing his opportunity literally pass under him, the tiny earth pony made a leap of faith and landed squarely in the frosted delicacy.
Sinking a bit deep, Lucar Crescent could see that the cake in question was a Neapolitan cake, a sweet layer of strawberries and cream being sandwiched between a layer of vanilla on top and chocolate on the bottom.
Wriggling and twisting, the tiny pony climbed back up to the top only to see Celestia take the first bite of cake from a fork she held in her magic.
Celestia moaned at the flavor as she closed her eyes and chewed slowly, the display making her tiny eavesdropper blush from hearing it and seeing it, getting aroused Lunar decides to just forgo his mission to stop her and add it in his report and hope he passes.
While Lunar tried to pull himself free of the cake, Celestia cut off another piece of cake with her fork, unfortunately with Lunar still in it. Fearing that he was about to be eaten, which he was, he made a judgment call and tried to get noticed.
With all his might he took a deep breath. “CELESTIA!!!” he yelled out, hoping he was heard, but unfortunately he was brought closer to her hungry maw, as she opened her mouth he saw the dripping wet cave, the tongue flexing and little unswallowed pieces as he was brought inside,
As he entered her mouth the heat from her breath rushed past him as he was pulled from the fork, pressing up against the back of her teeth gently he fell to her soft tongue as he heard her moan in delight. Freaking out he began pounding on her teeth to try to get her to open her mouth, unfortunately she didn’t feel it.
She soon started gently chewing the cake, fortunately every time she chomped down Lunar was able to avoid the giant chompers. Celestia finally opens her mouth and Lunar sees this as his opportunity to escape. Making a mad dash towards the exit, Lunar hops up on her lip only to be pushed back by a wave of white, cold liquid that pushes him back to the back of the throat. Some of the liquid makes his way into his mouth causing him to swallow as he realizes he forgot about her glass of milk.
His word is then rocked by Celestia tilting her head back as she gives a hard swallow, sending him down her contracting throat with a wave of milk and cake mush.
GULP
Lunar slides down the slippery tube as he makes a bulge in her throat, struggling slightly only to be left unnoticed as he was deposited into Celestia’s stomach.
Upon entry Lunar saw mashed up cake mush all around him as well as milk that had been drunk. Seeing no way out Lunar anxiously waits for Shining Armor to teleport him out, but unfortunately rescue never came, he finds it surprising that there’s no stinging, but decides to sleep and await what he assumes to be his fate as he lies on his back, floating in her stomach juices as he feels every step and motion she takes and falls asleep.
Flash Sentry, now the size of a fly sits atop a bookshelf in the Castle of Friendship . He watches Twilight as she does her everyday routine of reading. It’s pretty mundane, but it is a test to make sure he can remain unseen when important guests come to visit.
Flash watches as Twilight practically speed reads through one book after the other until he hears her sigh. Watching her get up from her chair he monitors her as she goes to her bedside table she keeps in her library so she can have a reading light and Flash watches as she produces a small square item that was too small to be a book, a magazine perhaps, the tiny fly sized pegasus continued to watch and blushes as he sees Twilight take out a bottle of lube and some tissues.
Flash blushes and immediately knows from many lonely nights what she was about to do, weighing his options he debates on whether or not he should fly to a different location or stay put. Taking too long to decide, his thoughts are intercepted when he hears a low moan.
Looking back at Twilight, Flash blushes at what he sees, Twilight in her reading chair leaning back with her legs spread and her ponut and marehood on full display as she gingerly rubs her slit. She looks lovingly at the picture she has held in her magic, her aura glowing a fine purple.
Seeing the display before him, Flash couldn’t help but to get aroused. Looking down to see his sword unsheathed, Flash does the only thing he can think of and starts stroking it while he watches Twilight.
Minutes pass until Twilight finally screams out “YESSS FLASH, YESSS,’’ She exclaims as she climaxes, her vaginal fluids squirting out as her tongue hangs from her mouth.
Flash blushes as she yells his name, but can’t react as he himself feels a chill up his spine as his cock clenches and he climaxes on the bookshelf. It takes every muscle in his body not to moan out as Twilight gets up to clean herself.
Flash’s heart skips a beat as Twilight comes closer to his location to throw the tissues away in the wastebasket below him. Flash’s orgasm travels across the top of the self and falls directly on Twilight’s head.
“What the?” Twilight exclaims as she looks up, seeing small drops of liquid trickling down. Flying up to investigate, Flash gulps as he flies straight towards her chair, luckily avoiding her eyesight.
Flash blushes bright red when he sees what Twilight had been pleasuring herself to. He sees a picture of himself, it was a cutout of the Royal Guard calendar that Shining Armor had started, the picture in question had Flash in full uniform minus the helmet with his mane dripping wet as he stands in the rain.
Flash is brought back to reality when he hears Twilight speak. “Huh, I didn’t think I orgasmed that hard,” Twilight said to herself, believing she had caused the mess on top of the bookshelf. As she throws away the tissues a loud groan is heard,
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Twilight blushes bright red as she places a hoof over her paunch, chuckling to herself she leans her head down. “Ok, Mr. Tummy. I’ll get you some food, she says as she walks out of the room, Flash following her from the air.
He watches as she picks up a phone and places an order for five hayburgers, a large hayfry, and a large soda. Hanging up the phone, Twilight went into the bathroom and the sounds of rushing water could be heard. Knowing that Twilight was taking a shower, Flash stayed where he was to let her have her privacy.
Twilight’s order came rather quickly, the door opened and Derpy walked in with a takeout bag and placed it on the table, taking the small envelope of bits that Twilight left for her to pick up on delivery. Getting tired of hovering and without thinking, Flash lands in the bag to rest for a bit, but is alerted to the sound of an opening door. Thinking quickly, he squeezes through the ventilation hole in one of the burger boxes and hides between the haypatty and the lettuce.
Twilight sits down and empties the contents of the bag onto the table. Flash peeks out as he sees Twilight ravenously eating the first burger, her loud smacking lips and gulps arouse him in a way, but he knows that if he’s eaten he will be on a one way trip, unaware of the true nature of his final test. He silently hopes that Twilight will simply save the rest of the burgers for later.
Flash’s hopes are soon dashed as Twilight levitates the burger he is in up into the ait and takes a big bite out of it. Flash watches as Twilight bites off a chunk of burger, luckily avoiding him as she chews loudly. With her eyes closed, Twilight avoids seeing the pony she admires as she savors the flavor of her food.
Bracing for the inevitable, Flash watches as Twilight’s mouth engulfs him and bites off the portion of the burger with him on it. As Twilight chews, Flash is tossed around in her mouth, accumulating a fine layer of saliva.
Twilight suddenly stops and Flash sees this as his opportunity to escape. He makes a mad dash towards his exit, but is met with a wave of brown, bubbly liquid. He paddles his hooves as fast as he can, but feels Twilight tilt her head back and give a powerful swallow.
GULP
Flash quickly slides down Twilight’s throat, the flesh gently squeezing him as he is pulled down and deposited into her stomach.
Flash stand up, the acids surprisingly not stinging him, he looks up and sees his exit close off just as it spits hayfry mush right on his face. Wiping off the mush Flash begins to look around, he sees what looks like a fort in the distance and right in front of it, an earth pony guard.
Sol Lefleur sits on top of a shelf in Luna’s room, he had been shrunken down to the size of a flea and teleported to her room. He ponders in his thoughts, thinking about his task. Something doesn’t sit well with him. He watches Luna sleep from afar, tucked in her blanket she unconsciously turns in her bed and starts snoring.
Sol Lefleur smiles as Luna gets some much needed rest. He peers out the window and sees that Celestia had started lowering the sun, he wonders where Lunar might be, thinking that he should have at least run into him since they were assigned here.
A grim thought came into his mind as he let out a gasp and a chill ran down his spine. “What if he got eaten?” He thought out loud to himself as Luna stirs.
Celestia comes in to check on her sister, talking to herself Sol overheard her talking to herself. “You’re so cute when you sleep, dear sister. I wish I didn't have to wake you. But I have to.” Celestia said as she gently nudged her sister.
Sol couldn't help but feel moved by Celestia’s sentiment. His admiration was soon replaced by concern and worry when he overheard her speaking again.
“I wonder if Shining Armor will haze this new batch of guards like he has done the others.” the princess says, unaware of prying ears.
Overcome with anger and concern, Sol decided then and there to tell Luna about the hazing when she awakes.
“Come on dear sister, I will help you line the halls with lavender before I retire to bed” Celestia said, causing Luna to finally wake and get out of bed. As she does her rear is fully shown to Sol, causing him to blush bright red.
“Thank you dear sister,” Luna says as she pulls a cart out of her closet, filled with fresh lavender. As they leave, Sol takes off after them, tailing them from behind.
Sol flies overhead, watching as they converse about recent events, not one mention of the hazing leaving him convinced that Luna is unaware of it.
“I left you a plate of fresh pancakes in the kitchen, you should eat up before your duties.” Celestia said as she finished hanging the lavender.
“Thank you dear sister, I appreciate it, and thank you for the help hanging the lavender.” Luna replied as Celestia hugged her before going to bed.
Hoping to report the hazing, Sol flies to the kitchen and lands on Luna’s pancakes. The edible perch is hot, but not too hot to cause scalding. Sol stands there and waits for Luna.
When she arrives, Sol takes a deep breath. “LUNA! LUNA!” Sol yells at the top of his lungs, but unfortunately he is met with a pat of butter landing on top of him, pinning him to the flapjack. As he wiggles and tries to escape, Luna pours a generous amount of maple syrup on the fluffy discs. Sol finds his movements halted as he sticks to the food.
Unable to move he yells out Luna’s name repeatedly as he watches her take the first bite, filled with fear and an odd arousal, he is helpless to watch as the fork finally grabs the piece he is on and he is brought to Luna’s gaping maw.
Sol is brought in to the princess of the night’s maw, the saliva lubing him up and helps him free himself as she starts chewing, just in time to dodge the crashing down molars. Trying to balance himself on her tongue the flea sized pegasus tries to crawl out, but a quick swallow sends him down into the pulsating throat of princess Luna.
As he is deposited into her stomach, he looks up but is too late to try and fly back up. He sits there in her stomach waiting for the inevitable until he sees something odd. A fort in the distance and in front of the gates, his comrades wait for the gate to open. He goes to join the and sees a note on the door, as he reads the contents, he gets angrier, but his comrades sees a small hint of erection and enjoyment.
Rome Ants watches Cadence like a hawk, hiding on the counter behind a bread box he watches as she starts laying out lettuce, cheese, mayo, tomato, and vegan bologna. She hums to herself as she picks up the bread box in heer magic and takes out two soft pieces of bread, fearing that his position had been compromised, Rome Ants darts behind the toaster, luckily Cadence didn’t intend on toasting the bread.
Cadence then gets out a plate and butter knife as she lathers the first piece of bread with mayo. Sitting the bread on the plate, Cadence turns around and starts cutting the tomato. As she does, Rome Ants crawls on the piece of bread to get a better view, but the mayo on the bread makes it slippery causing him to lose his balance and fall on his belly.
After cutting the tomato, Cadence turns around with a separate platter adorned with a single slice of cheese, bologna, lettuce, and tomato. Cadence then starts stacking the sandwich starting with the bologna, the weight of the slab of vegan meat pinned Rome to the soft bed he was now on, struggling to get free Rome Ants slowly crawled out from the bologna but Cadence kept adding weight, making it more difficult to squeeze out.
As Cadence added the lettuce followed by the cheese and tomato, Rome could feel the weight starting to slow him down, the mayo beneath him luckily lubed him up enough so that he could gingerly pull himself out.
“Hmmmm, I should add one more piece of bologna, Shining is sure to be hungry when he returns home.” Cadence said to herself as she took out one more slab of bologna and plopped it down at the top just as Rome slipped out.
The tiny cockroach sized unicorn went unnoticed, breathing a sigh of relief he got up and decided to get caught and just go home.
He levitated himself to the top of the sandwich and landed on the bologna, but before he could call out, Cadence had placed down the top piece of bread and pierced the sandwich with a toothpick, narrowly avoiding the tiny pony.
A door opens and a familiar voice is heard. “Honey, I’m home,” Shining Armor called out with Cadence answering back.
“I’m in the kitchen, I made you a sandwich, dear,” she called back with Shining Armor trotting in, his helmet off and armor hung on the rack.
“Thanks sweetie, but you know you didn’t have to, right?” Shining said sheepishly as he blushed and looked at the sandwich and the cup of cider that Cadence had poured for him to drink with his meal.
“I know, but I wanted to.” She replied as she gave him a peck on the cheek. Smiling brightly she stroked his chin with her tail. “I’m allowed to pamper you once in a while.” She continued with a grin as Shining blushed.
Taking out the toothpick and eating the olive, Shining chuckled as he looked at his wife. “I know, and I do enjoy it. Thank you.” Shining repeated as he grabbed the sandwich in his magic aura and bit down.
Rome Ants was suddenly overcome by fear as he was quickly bitten off the sandwich and plunged into his captain’s ravenous maw, as Shining chewed it took all of Rome’ training to dodge his teeth as he chewed.
Feeling Shining prepared to swallow, Rome Ants clung to a tooth as he held on tight, he watched as the food mush slid down Shining’s gullet. Rome blushes as he gets somewhat aroused, but he tries to escape nonetheless.
“This is delicious, sweetie, '' Shining said before taking a big chug of his cider. The bubbly liquid almost sends Rome Ants down his captain’s gullet, but fortunately he stops himself as Shining gulps down his cider.
Rome then tries to rush out of his commanding officer’s mouth, but without any warning is pushed by Shining’s tongue as he and Cadence start kissing.
Being sandwiched between their two tongues, the tiny pony is helpless to endure their passion until one of them breaks the kiss.
Unfortunately, Shining shoves his tongue down Cadence’s throat, pushing Rome along with it as Cadence lets out a pleased and aroused moan. Cadence gulps, unknowingly sending Rome down into her stomach as her and Shining continue to kiss.
As Rome gets deposited into his employer’s stomach, he feels every move and breath she makes, the movements start to pick up as he hears muffled moans coming from the outside.
Rome blushes at the realization of what it is and gets immediately aroused. Fighting the urge to pleasure himself in the confines of his employer, surprised that the acids are not burning him, he decides to go looking around hoping that if he can find the exit he can avoid being digested when the acids do kick in, thinking it might be delayed.
As he walks around, he stumbles upon the fort where the others are gathered, surprised to see them, he walks over as best he can with the world shaking, blushing bright red as he hears the muffled moan of Cadence reaching orgasm.
When Rome Ants gets to the fort he is surprised that they are all there, Sol, sits down on the fleshy floor with a cross expression on his face. In front of him is the note that was on the door to the fort.
“Hey guys, why the angry looks, we at least managed to not get caught and shining will soon teleport us back out.” Rome said with optimism as Sol got up and presented him with the note.
Confused by the action, Rome looked at the note and in fine royal writing read the note aloud.
"Greetings new members of the guard, congratulations on your success on your “final assignment” you were already members, but it is tradition to do this hazing for all new guards. I myself went through it and had Cadence as my assignment even though I ultimately got assigned to Canterlot. But that story is mine alone and that should tell you where I ended up. Now, I did do this differently so you all will be with the ones that ate you. I’m sure most of you are wondering why the acids didn’t burn and why there is a fort there. The note inside the fort will give you more details and will clarify that. Signed, Shining Armor"
Looking up from the note, Rome and the others made their way into the fort and quickly found the note mentioned.
Taking the note from where it was hanging. This time Sol took the note and angrily looked at it. “Let’s see, what his bucking clarity is, I was scared to death that I would be digested” He snapped as he began reading the note aloud.
"Now, the reason why there is a fort in my stomach is simple, on my last assignment I got captured by the enemy, along with my platoon. All communication was cut off so we had to think of something. Fortunately there was a unicorn who had read about a spell that could help out. The concept of vore isn’t alien to Equestrian society, ponies even do it to feel intimate with their friends or significant other. So without this spell you would be fine. But using the spell temporarily, the unicorn soldier in my platoon cast a spell that put a fort in my stomach and linked it to Celestia. After that the unicorn soldier shrunk herself down and made me swallow her. After about an hour a covert unicorn rescue and evacuation team raided our holding cell and got us out swiftly. Once we were back home I held a meeting with all the princesses of Equestria and told them about our situation. After much deliberating, we decided to make the spell permanent and linked all of our stomachs together this will allow me to send for rescue, and quickly deploy you to the princess’s location at any time you are here., That fort you are in is in my stomach as well as those who ate you, all you have to do to get out is to look for four doors, one will allow Twilight to let you out, another one Luna, another on Cadence, and the last, Celestia; their pictures will indicate which is which, but if you choose to stay here I will let you out, The method is natural so you will need a few showers after each time. I hope you understand. Signed, Shining Armor. P.S, you can go to your respective employers now if you wish."
The four guards stood there flabbergasted as the information sank in, all of them blushing, even Sol who kept silent, not wanting to admit that he did enjoy being eaten a bit.
After a moment of silence, the four guards went to find the doors, upon finding them Flash immediately goes through Twilight’s. Sol, though still sore about the deceit. He goes through Luna’s door, excited to see her again. Lunar went through Celestia’s door, shutting it behind him leaving Rome alone. Though Cadence ate him, he knows Shining Armor will let him out if he stayed here, he then got up and went through the door that would allow him to escape through Cadence.
Four guards stand at attention in Canterlot Castle awaiting their final orders before being fully assigned a princess to protect. Shining Armor comes in and the guards raise their hooves to salute the captain.
“At ease, soldiers.” The captain commanded as he trotted to face them all. "Your last assignment is clear, in the event of dignitary visits or any other formal occasion, you must prove you can be unobtrusive and as inconspicuous as you can. To do this you will have to hide in the princess's food or drink, the princesses have chosen who they want as their royal guard so I will shrink you and teleport you to each of their locations, if anything happens, I'll teleport you to safety. You have no deadline,just as long as you can give me a report on their activities and avoid me hearing about you from them." Singing said as he walked up to the first guard.
The pegasus pony stood at attention as the captain walked up to him.
"Sol Lefleur, you have been selected by Luna to be her guard, are you ready for your final test.l?" Shining asked.
"Sir, yes sir!" The pony yelled out as Shining used the spell his sister had taught him and shrunk him down, he then teleported him to Luna's location.
Shining Armor walked down the line, stopping in front of a familiar yellow pegasus. "Flash Sentry, Twilight had selected you, are you ready for your last test?" Shining asked.
"Sir, yes sir!" Flash bellowed out as Shining mischievously grinned and immediately shrunk him to the size of a fly, he then teleported him to Twilight's location and looked at the last two recruits.
Shining looked at the earth pony recruit. "Lunar Crescent, you have been selected by Celestia to be her guard, are you ready for your final test?" Shining asked him.
"Sir, yes sir!" He yelled out as Shining shrunk him and teleported him to Celestia.
Only one guard stood there as Shining approached. "Rome Ants, Cadence and I have selected you to be our guard, are you ready for your final test?" The captain asked as he looked at him.
"Sir, yes sir!" He yelled out as Shining shrunk him and teleported him to the Crystal Empire.
Having handed out the assignments, Shining Armor smiled.
"Sir, is this hazing really necessary, don't you think it's time to retire it?" A guard asked.
"No, why would I do that, besides I went through it and was lucky enough to have Cadence." Shining blushes and gets hard thinking back. "I remember I accidentally ended up in her cooch." He finished as the guard laughed.
"That's still happening, sir." He snarky replied as he returned to his stance.
"Well, I better get back, Cadence will be making dinner soon." Shining said as he flared up his horn and teleported to the train station where he boarded a train to the Empire.