Hipster pony poetry

Don't try to act cool, don't say one more thing, get out of my face and my life!

Just leave me alone, get lost, go away.

You're probably the reason everybody else left.

You talk and you talk and you say such dumb things, you're as stupid as ever there was.

You're as dumb as the earth, and as ugly as sin, so why did you bother to come?

I hate you and wish you would die.

So sit down, hug me, tell me your sorrows and fears.

I'm here for you, I'll be your friend.

Whenever you want a kind shoulder to cry on

I'll comfort you and talk to you nice.

It's going to be okay, it'll get better.

Sincerely,

The Nightmare,

your friend.