A night to remember

After 6 and a half minutes of regeneration that Apple Lauda needed, Silverstream and Apple Lauda were having sex again. meanwhile, Cadence arrived at Twilight's office. Cadence had to hold back her laughter.

"hey Cadence" Twilight greeted. "What's so funny?"
Cadence started laughing. "Nothing is funny, it's just that I knew that Apple Lauda and Silverstream would have sex at some point"

"you know if he gets to know it, he might send you to Nürburg. I hope you have that in mind" Twilight says with a chuckle

"Oh I completely forgot Apple Lauda has his Eifel cannon with him!!!" Cadence says in fear.

"If he shoots at you, you're getting teleported to the Nordschleife where your destruction awaits" Twilight explains.

"I know... But Apple Lauda should not dare to even destroy me on the Nordschleife because I'm protected by you, Celestia and Luna" Cadence replies.

"you know he would destroy everything and everypony who's getting in his way, right?" Twilight says in fear.
It's true that Apple Lauda has ascended in the past days and broke the 7 minute barrier with a GT4 car during the Gran Turismo Sport daily race C (Nürburgring Nordschleife) and caused even more destruction and fear on the EMEA server. However before that, someone was brave enough to crack his time... But he declared war on that driver and reclaimed the record a a thousand of a second. But he knew this wouldn't be enough to keep everyone in check. So he improved his lap time once again, smacking a 6:59.863 on the Nordschleife.

As Cadence and Twilight walk towards the exit, they hear loud moaning noises from Silverstream's dorm. The two princesses stop in front of the door.

"yeah it was obvious that it happens" Cadence whispers. "but how is that moaning going through the walls?"
"I don't know Cadence, but let's keep going" Twilight suggests.

It's true that Silverstream is in heat and ruts her boyfriend so hard as a V12 engine revving at 20k rpm. After 8 minutes and 5 seconds of intense love making, the Nürburgring God has no power left in himself. Cadence and Twilight enter the room.

"we heard everything" Twilight says. "it was too obvious of that happening"
"Twilight, I think that was a bad idea to say that" Cadence says.
"alright who wants to go to Nürburg?" Apple Lauda asks as he points his Eifel Cannon 3000 at the two alicorns. Twilight and Cadence scream in fear.

Apple Lauda pulls the trigger of the cannon, sending Twilight and Cadence straight to the Nürburgring Nordschleife.

"Twilight?!" Cadence says in fear.
"yes?" Twilight mumbles in fear.
"we're going to get destroyed are we?" Cadence asks. Suddenly Apple Lauda arrives on the Nordschleife.
"of course you are getting destroyed by me my victims" Apple Lauda responds with an evil laugh.