Just anonymous.

You started to scream as your body was thrown over your own ceiling, and maybe if you weren't getting flung from side to side, you would have noticed that you temporally had become a ceiling fan.

Literally? No, but having in mind how fast you were spinning you might as well be the most efficient ceiling fan in history.

You hear a distorted voice of Gabby screaming "WHAT SHOULD WE DO?"

Then you hear a Gilda "GRAB HIS LEGS."

And sure thing, you felt how they grab them, and thanks good you started to spin more slowly (which was good, because you were about to puke your dinner.)

Gabby manages to scream while spinning with you "Anon! Are you okay?!"

"N-" You had to put a hand over your mouth to stop yourself from puking, "Not really."

Gabby started to look around, probably trying to think of something, "Gilda, what now!?"

When you manage to look at Gilda you saw her become more green than you probably were "I DON'T KNOW FETHER BRAIN, Is your turn to think of something!"

But before Gabby could answer you started to spin faster than your brain could process, making the room become a blur.

And just like that, Gabby and Gilda with a scream were thrown to different places in the room you were on.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK."

Like someone had grabbed you a physic gun you suddenly slammed against the wall and stop for a moment.

"Did... did it end?" gabby and Gilda had spinning eyes for a moment (What the fuck?), but once they manage to recover themself they look at you with an inkling of hope.

...That was until the wall of your home cracked.

All of you speak at the same time "Fuck."

You would probably be surprised to hear Gabby curse, but you were too busy getting past your home wall and into the exterior.

Gilda and Gabby looked at each other and then jump at the Anon-size hole you made.

What?

Oh, you want to know how you get to this situation? Well, buckle up because it really doesn't make that much sense.

It all began on a nice morning in griffon stone.

You scream when you see a pony rush up to you with a broom.

"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU UGLY UGLY COLORED MONSTER, WHO TOLD YOU BLACK WAS IN STYLE???."

Then they proceeded to hit you with the broom multiple times while you tried your best to do just, that, but the crazy stallion was following you for some reason.

Ups, that is too far back, let me readjust a little

You proceeded to suplex Princes Ember because HOW FUCKING DARE HER TO DESTROY YOUR FUCKING TV WITH HER FUCKING DRAGON FIRE.

And that is too fucking forward.

Give me a sec.

Gilda proceeded to tackle you in the sky, which didn't stop you one bit from flying just like a fucking bee in an 8 pattern in the sky.

Of course, you were letting a manly scream while you felt you were flying to the speed of sound.

And that is just where we left off...

You were looking to the stars, not because you wanted, but because you Didn't have much to do in space more than that.

You almost expected to see a robot screaming SPACEEEEE for some reason.

nope

With all the force of a toddler Twilight sparkle proceeded to punch you with her hooves "TAKE IT BACK."

You groan as you put your hand in her horn and made her take a step or two, enough distance that she was unable to keep hitting you, "Everyone that knows something about history knows that Star Swirl the Bearded was a hecking moron" (funny enough you didn't know much, you only read one book)

You see Fluttershy gaps "ANON!?"

You groan once more, "OH COME ON, THAT CAN HARDLY COUNT LIKE A SWEAR WORD!"

Nope again

You proceeded to give spike a Glock, "Here you go little guy, go nuts!"

Spike looked at the metallic object you gave him "uhhhh, thanks?"

OH COME ON, you know what, you will see in the next episode, I think this is enough spoilers.