Spoony and Linkara: Equestrian Adventuresby Diokno44ChaptersWelcome to Oblivion"Prime" LibertyOn the road to FurFang PassSNOWFLAME!Ravenloft FortRD-5000 Vs. Legion of SpoonyBonus Chapter: Spoony and Pinkie Pie Vs. Sheogorath1. The Black GateCanterlot, meet Spoony and LinkaraThe ChampionsWelcome to OblivionThe group exited the gate. Multiple burned remains littered the ground. "Alright everyone" Spoony said, putting on black Albert Wesker-like sunglasses he gout out of nowhere on. "Let's do this" "Erm, whare did ya get them sunglasses suger?" Applejack said. "Its Spoony. Joe here, the only thing he's got is an incredibly small-ergh" The Nostalgia critic was cut off as Joe socked him in the gut. "Shove it Critic!" Joe said, readying his weapons and Thu'Um. Walking towards the central (and only) tower in the plane of Oblivion, they noticed a daedra with and arrow in its knee. "Let's do this!" Rainbow Dash said, bucking open the doors. "Oh sweet bucking Faust" For inside, there awaited the most evil being known to everything. A gargantuan being of immense power, a titan of doom, for it was....... PEDO-BEAR! "Kill it! AHHHHH!" Spoony yelled, running up to it and thrusting his blade into it's leg. Stuffing fell out of the tear. Likeise, Celestia, Tyrael, Cadence, Shining Armor, and the rest chaerged at it, yelling "Down with Pedobear!" Within minutes, the great bease as vanquished. Upon looting it, everyone recieved, a bag of 5,000,000 gold, Pedo-Bear outfit, and a Sheild of Anti-Pedo +55. "Sweet, we got epic lootz!" Pinkie said, jumping up and down, wearing the Pedo-Bear helmet and lickig a lolliop (it's Pinkie Pie, everyone thought). "Now, if yall can get moving-" Big Mac, who had been stuck in there for days, with Cheerilee, got slapped by Spoony. "What the hay was that for!" Big Macintosh yelled. "We're wasting time, now let's get moving, you big red muttonhead!" Spoony said, running up the stairs. Fighting their way through more Daedra, they came upon a huge obsidian door. "Now either this leads to the Nether, or the Sigil Keep" Linkara said, inspecting the door. "Wait, there's writing on the door!" Luna said, rasing a hoof at a carving written aboe the doorway. "It seems to be a version of Draconic, from Tamriel,yup, I can read this, i mean I AM the DRAGONBORN." AngryJoe said, looking closer at the ingraving. "It says, Fod Nust Hon ZINDRO ZaaN, NahKRiiN NOL SOVNGARDE NIMaaR, KaRRtos, Je'kiRU DaKOri, VOTH aaN BahLOK Wah DiiVON FIN LeiN, When they hear triumph's shout, vengeancr from Sovngarde itself, will Primus come, with a hunger to swallow the world. Crap!" Angryjoe said. "Now' where the key to open this motherbucker?" The Angry Video Game Nerd said, looking around. "Er, i-is this it?" Fluttershy asked, holding up a dark red key, about the size of Angel. "Hopefully, otherwise we're so freaking screwed" Linkara said, taking the key from Fluttershy, inserting it into the keyhole, adn twisting it. After 5 seconds, the heavy obsidian doors opened to reveal....Dr. Insano and the Ultimate Warrior! "Mwhahaha! Fools, do you think you could stop, the power of Magiscience?!""Dr. Insano! Warrior! What are you doing here?!The Nostalgia Critic said, raising his pistol. Both the Ultimate Warrior and Insano had black and blue cresecent moon markings over their right eyes. "Why, to bring back Nightmare Moon of course, we are now her love sla-royal guards, and, to give you huge going away present!" Dr. Insano said, activating a button on a modifeid 360 controller. Just then, large booms filled the room, and a loud, booming, robotic voice said this. "Engaging Red Chinese agressors!" "Prime" Liberty"Oh buck" Rarity swore, turning around to find the source of the voice. What they found was Liberty Prime, the uber-patriotic deathbot from the Capital Wasteland, and it was aiming it's chest laser at them. "Do you not see, that this Alien space bot will rain blue sparkles upon you, turning you inside out, then making you eat your own clothes!" The Ultimate Warrior said, pumping his fists into the air. "Move!" Cadence said, as everyone ducked to the side. "We have to take this son of a lich down, and hard!" Shining Armor said, hurling a large marble coulum at Prime, putting a dent in it's shell and staggering it. "Fire at will!" Linkara ordered, firing shots from his phaser and Magic Gun at it. This all caused the combined forces of The Legion of Spoony (guess who came up with that name) to fire at Liberty Prime with all they had. Again and again, blows were exchanged from both sides. Liberty's beams knocked backed Lord British, who would cast Flamebolt in return. The Nerd would beat at it with his Power Glove, and Prime would knock back The Nostalgia Critic with his massive hands. At last, after a long and tireing battle, Liberty Prime showed weakness in its hull. Twilight fired a concentrated beam of Electric magic at Prime, casing him to explode in a burst of fire and smoke, raining debris. "This is'nt the last you've seen of us! Magisciense away!" Dr. Insano said, as he, Liberty Prime's head and the Ultimate Warrior were transported out of the room."Let's end this frakin gate" Joe said, punching off what her assumed to be the Sigil Stone with is power glove. "Oh, those were my nads!" Linkara said, falling to the floor. "Eh, you'll be fine, you don't have any anyway!" The Nostalgia Critic said, before promtly getting whacked in the gut with Linkara's Dragon Dagger. "Now, i shall take the Sigil, and we can leave." Lord Blackthorn said, picking up the Sigil Stone. Almost immediatly, and loud shaking filled the tower, and light glowed around them, and as the pillars and ceiling caved in, they were whisked out in a flash. Upon awakening, they were outside of the remains of the foul Oblivion Gate. "Now, let's see what enchantments this Sigil-Wigil hold for us" Pinkie Pie said, poking the Sigil Stone. Almost immediatly, and textbox (don't question it, its Pinkie) popped up, citing that it held a 50% Resistance to normal weapons enchantment for armor and Clothing, and a 74 Lightning damage for weapons. "Sweet, we got ourselves and awesome enchantment!" Pinkie said. "Well, that's over with, let's freaking PAR-TAY!" Spoony said, putting on a Sombrero and pulling out to bottles of beer from nowhere! "Alright! Whoo!" Pinkie said, grabbing a bottle from Spoony and chugging it don in one gulp. "Erm, what about Dr. Insano and The Ulrimate Warrior? They're still at large." Rarity said, concerned. "Eh screw them, we beat them today, im buying Happy Hour at Buckamare's Den!" Spoony said, as the rest went along to party. "Yes, you might have won this day Avatar, but tommorrow is another day...................." On the road to FurFang Pass"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" was the chant of the night, as Rainbo Dash and Spoony were locked in a chugging contest of Hard Apple Cider, mixed in with Griffermany's strongest vodka, and crushed chili peppers. In the end, Spoony won. "Yeah! Suck it Rainbow Flash! You got served by the goddang AVATAR! Whoo!' Spoony said, fistpumping. Everypony, including Rainbow, cheered. The night wore on, and everybody took to sleeping in the rooms the tavern had. When Celestia raised the sun, everyone woke up, with a MASSIVE hangover. Thankfully, after a few akward awakenings, several buckets full of water to the face, and a sausgae link, everyone was fine. "Well, that sure was fun!" Pinkie said, eating the buttered toast and milk everyone else was having. "Indeed, it has been quite some time since i last had time to participate in a celebration such as last night's." Tyrael said, taking a bit out of his toast. "Why, the last time that happened was-" All of the immprtals let out a groan. "Please, do not bring up Dionysus's 16th birthday, i think the headaches ad hangovers are returning to us." Lord British said, laying his head on his arms. After eating, they all went back to the castle to plan out what to do next. "Alright, we were able to trace their energy signatures with our tricorders." Linkara, Spoony, Mike (Motherbuckin Mike) James Rolfe (The AVGN), and AngryJoe said simeltaniously. "Alright, it seems to have originated at this spot, right outside the city of Godin's Talon." Linkara said, indicating the small trading town, 2 miles north of the FurFang Pass, the route between Griffonhala and Equestria's borders. "Alright, once we're prepared for the trip, ad as soon as The Nostalgia Critic gets a girl, or in this case marefriend, we can go." AngryJoe said, before being promptly killed in the lovechunks by the Critic. "Shut it Joe." After an hour of walking, and or flying, they had managed to make it to the outskirts of FurFang Pass. "Alright everyone, be careful, there's no telling what could happen to us in there." Shining Armor said, motioning to the Pass. Suddenly, a hissing noise filled the air. "Basilisk!" Twilight yelled, as everyone ducked to the side. "Hold on, i got this." Vinyl Scratch, who had joined them, among a few other ponies, said. Vinyl pulled out a metalic bow, and fitted an arrow into it, firing at the snake-like creature. Immediatly, sonic waves erupted, driving away the Basilisk, and causing everyone to cover their ears. "Alirght, let's-" James Rolfe was cut off, as the souns of hissing filled the air. Turning around, the group noticed an armada of 500 Bailisks charging at them. "RUN!" Applejack yelled, as she and the other raced into FurFang Pass. SNOWFLAME!After and hour, they had been able to make it out of the pass, and into Griffonhala. "Erm Linkara, i think one might have followed us out!" Joe says, pointing at Linkara's back. "Don't worry I'll just shoot it." Linkara said, aiming the gun and firing...... Only getting a click in return. "What? What? I thought i got this gun fixed!" Linkara said, as the basilisk closed in. All seemed to be lost for our Minnesotain Comic Nerd, when a burst of white light careened from the sky, exploding on impact with the ground. "SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN, SNAKE-ROOSTER THING. NOW! I SHALL TAKE YOUR FEATHERS, AND HUFF THEM UP THIS MAGIC SPACE BONG I BORROWED FROM ROY HARPER, AKA, RED ARROW!" Snowflame said, running up and punching it, faster than anyone could tell what was going on. "Er, thanks Snowflame, where the hell did you come from?" Spoony said, dusting himself off. Snowfame had proceeded to burn the feathers, and insert the liquid paste into his nose, inhaling. "YES! Also, i was called here, by Poio!" Snoflame said, his eyes derping out. "Well, we gotta find Dr. Insano and The Ultimate Warrior in Godin's Talon. You coming?" Twilight said, walking away. "Is their gonna be my white powdered lord there?" "Er, there might be booze and coffee" Mike said, going laong with the others. "tHAT WILL WORK FOR sNOWFLAME!" he said, getting up to follow them. "Alright, i've detected the energy signatures to a book shop/reading zone nearby, the Bookworm's Delight." The Nostalgia Critic said, looking at James' tricorder. "Snowflame, you get stoned, we'll go track these two down." Rainbow said, following others. "Very well, Rainbow flying horsey of blue!" Snoflame said, entering the local tavern, the Featherhead's Boot. Upon searching the store, they found The Ultimate Warrior and Dr. Insano.....reading. "Erm, here to, you kno, stop you from brining my evil escaped personality back. And your not worried because?" Luna said, staring at the two. Dr. Insano looked up from a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. "Huh, oh right. You see, we're waiting for our ride. He should be getting laid at the tavern or something, i dont know, so, grab a book or something and shut up." Insano said, turning back to his book. "Urm, ok, why not." Fluttershy said, picking up the book, Harry Pony and the Prisoner of Marezkaban. Everyone each grabed a book in turning and sitting down. After about 30 minutes, Linkara, looking up from his copy of Superman: Kal, said, "I wonder what Snowflame's up to? "Eh, he'll be fine." The Ultimate Warrior said, dismissing Linkara's claims ith a wave of his hand. reading Roamero and Filliet by William Shakespony, yes ROAMEO AND FILLIET. Back at the tavern, Snowflame stared in horror around him. Griffon bodeis lay thrown across tables, chairs and glasses lay broken, small fire here and there. He stard in horror at his white and red tipped fingers, and had only one thing to say. "My God, what have i done?! Why have i sprinkled baby powder on my fingers and rubbed them in bannana ketchup?!" Ravenloft Fort"Alright, the fort we're using as a base is in the nearby town of Ravenloft! Just stop poking me Debris!" Dr. Insano said, as SF Debris, Sci-Fi Guy, had been called there by General Badass, one of the Angry Joe army's highest generals. "Sure, whatever you say." SF said, getting up, armed in an armored Vault 13 Jumpsuit with Frostmourne as his weapon. "Well, we better get going, cause i think Snowflame might have left." Spoony said, to which the others just shrugged. Leaving the store, they made their way farther north. "So, how far is it to this Ravenloft, Avatar?" The Guardian said, nudging Spoony. "I don't freaking know! Why don't you, Mr. Ultimate Evil, Mr. Conquerer, Mr, I Rule Over a crapload of worlds. Mr. Im just Gonna allow the hero to foil my plans, tell us?!" Spoony siad, jabiing his finger into the Guardaisn chest. "Geez, you didnt have to go and hurt my feelings!" The Guardian said, sniffling. Soony just rolled his eyes in return. "Whatever." After two hours of walking, they saw Raven's Spire, the fort, just 5 miles away. "Whoo-ho! We made it!" Rainbow Dash said, jumping up into the air and twirling. "Not quite, Rainblow." Said a gruff, female voice, as a band of several dust covered Griffon brigands, wearing patched leather armor and brandashing cutlasses appeared. "We'll be taking all your valuales now!" Said Thunder Talon, a Griffon also wielding what appeared to me a blacksmith's hammer in the other talon. "Not on our fraking lives!" The Nostalgia Critic said, shooting the hammer out of Thunder's hand. "Get 'im!" Frost Feather, the lead Griffon said, as her motley band charged. Within minutes, the battle was over, and the brigands looted. "Well, that was fun" Luna said, spinning a scimitar of pure silver. "Indeed" Tyrael said, continuing along the road. They had finally made it to the tower, where two Altmer wearing chalf white White Lion armor, wielding two gnarly waraxes stood. "Halt, by order of Ilisandril Menos, Phoenix King of the Summerset Isles, none may pass this gate" One of the White Lion guards said, promtly getting the butt of AngryJoe's Dawnbreaker in return. "I freaking hate Altmer, acting all high and mighty" Joe said. "You'll pay for this, human trash!" The other Altmer yelled, raising an Aldmeri Domnion Battleaxe, ready to bring it crashing down on our angry revieer. "Ready Spoony" Linkara said, winking at Spoony. "Ready" Spoony said, s the two walked up to the elf. "Hey White Lion! You may be an Altmer with a giant battle axe, but I AM A MAN!" Spoony and Linkara said, as Spoony raised his armored foot to the elf's crotch, causing him to hold it in pain, while Linkara brought his fist to the guar's abdomen, knocking him out. "Thanks, heh, wanna put them in an akward position?" Joe said, snickering. "You know it Joey Woey!" Pinkie said, as the two guards were put into a postion of cuddling eachother, in their underwear, a their eapons and armor had been looted. "The pink party pony and the others laughed as they pushed open the heavy oak doors. As they entered the worn cobblestone tower, their found moss growing. "Ew, how can these Nightmare followers live like tihs?!" Rarity said, inching away. "Comeon Rarity, we have to see what's at the end of this tunnel!" Twilight said,dragging Rairty by her tail and forehooves. "Ok, the lab is beyond this door." Dr. Insano said, pushing open the doors. "Oh shite" James said, as they stared at the armada of pony-like androids, who looked similair to a pony in their party, who said only one pharase, before they attacked. "CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" RD-5000 Vs. Legion of Spoony"Oh...my...God" Spoony said, as the group faced Terminator-esque androids that looked like Rainbow Dash. "We have to get through, attack!" The Nostalgia Critic said, shooting the lead one in the face, causing it to be staggered. "SWAG!" the army of RDash-5000's said, as they engaged the Legion of Spoony. The battle was intense. Beams of both laser and magic flew fom both sides. Tyrael slashed through 20, as 5 beat down Dr. Insano. After 10 minutes, the battle was over, and the robots vanquished. "Any OTHER hunter-killer cyborgs you built here Insano?!" Linkara said, the barrel of his Magic Gun pressed up to Insano's chin. "Er, maybe two or three?" Insano said, apparently peeing himself in the process. "Crap, and i just bought these pants too!" Just then, two of the cobblestone walls burst open, causing dust to fly into the air. "What in the name of God?" Spoony said, staring in horror at what befell them.......... Behind the right wall were about 500 Liberty Primes, and behind the left were 255 Super Mech Death Christ BC Version 2.0 Beta's. "Buckers!" "Engaging Red Chinese Agressors." The robotic legion said, as they marched forward, as the LOS (Legion of Spoony) engahed them. Drawing a Celestial Bow, Celestia fired Solar arrows at 2 of the Primes, blowing them up, and doing damage to a few more. AngryJoe used Flame Breath on a Mecha Death Christ, knocking him into a large computer, fried its circuits. Linkara had just barely been able to deflect a blast from Prime #56, before yelling to the rest. "There's too many, we have to fall back. By the I mean-RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Before the others ran/flew as fast as they could out of the fort, managin to get to the capital of Griffussia, Griffongarde. "Thank God we get out of that mess!" SF Debris said, wiping his brow with his hand, which also held his Phaser. "Yes, that could have been bad." Fluttershy said, winded. "Well,at least we're ALL safe!" AngryJoe said, collapsing onto a nearby bench, Dawnbreaker and The Ebony Blade resting at his legs. Somewhere, in the hidden lair of Nightmare Moon, in Space Canada........ "Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This the 27th of Last Seed-" Nightmare Moon said, before being cut off by her top general. "Yes, what is it General Bunny-Butt?" "The name is General Angel Bunnylicious McSqueekens! What I'm trying to say is that, could you please stop saying the opening of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion?:" Angel said, huffing. "Oh hush" Nightmare Moon said, slaying the greatest enemy to Tamriel (On her XBUCK 360)......The Adoring Fan! "Soon, Twilight Sparkle, you and the rest of your friends will be mine, and then I can bring you to my chambers and show you MY crescent moon, MWHAHAHAHAAH!" She laughed, having sent the Adoring Fan over the White-Gold Tower. Angel facepawed, puked, then hopped out of the room, a furious blush on his cheeks. To be continued........IN SPACEE!!!!!!!!!!!! Bonus Chapter: Spoony and Pinkie Pie Vs. SheogorathLinkara had locked Spoony into a closet. Pinkie and Sheogorath had both appeared soon after out of a wool coat pocket, to find Spoony trying in vain to break the almighty wooden door holding them captive with his Gunblade. Unfortunately, this had proved fruitless. "Great, how did we get into his f####ing mess?!" Spoony yelled in exasperation. His Gunblade was scratched a bit, as it lay leaning against a corner. He was sitting on a stack of shirts, while Linkara stood leaning on a wall, arms crossed. "Also, apparently, due to the fact that we're in Equestria, my magic gun has stopped working now when we need it of all times." Linkara said, cleans ing said gun with his shirt, groaning. "Hey, it's not my fault the ponies are adorable." A child's voice rang out from the gun. The spirit of the little girl who was sacrificed and had her soul bound to the firearm. "I can't resist. Also, the door is magic proof." Linkara's jaw dropped. Just as he was about to speak, the door handle turned, revealing a yellow coated Royal Guard. "Uhm, excuse me, sir, your in my spot. I have to get-" but the guard, Flash Sentry, was cut off by a white hot pain in his balls. The phrase had caused Spoony to fly in a rage, which he had vented out on the poor guard's privates. "I AM NOT IN YOUR BUCKING SPOT, YOU PEE YELLOW MALL COP!" Spoony roared to the floored Sentry, who was gripping his stallionhood in pain. "Come on, lets get out of here Louis." Linkara joined him with only an apology to Flash. Somewhere, in Z-Space.... "So Linkara, you think these weak ponies can save you eh? Well,we shall see about that." The shadowed face stepped into the light, revealing the visage of.... MECHAKARA! To be continued..... 1. The Black Gate"Hey Linkara. You have Spider-Ham?" Spoony says, as Linkara enters Spoony's room. "Yup" Linkara says, plopping don on Spoony's couch. "Ok, let's-Hey, why is there a Black Gate in my room, again?" Spoony says,pointing. "I have no freakin idea, let's check it out." Linkara siad, getting up and walking over to the Black Gate. "I thought this was destroyed when i blew up the Guardian?" Spoony says, rubbing the surface of the gate. "According to scans, it appears solid." Linkara siad, checking his tricorder results. "Ok, lets see what happen when I do this." Spoony said, placing his hand on the center of the Black Gate. All of a sudden, a red glow covered the room, and a loud humming noise emminated from the Gate. "Crap, I think it's activating!" Spoony said. Just then, a strong wind came from within the gate, and began pulling the comical duo in. "Hang on!" Linkara said, as both he and Spoony were pulled into the gate. "AHHHHHHH!" Linkara and Spoony screamed, as they hurtled toward the ground. "Hurgh, where the heck are we?" Spoony said, getting up slowly. "According to my readings, we've been transported to Equestria." Linkara replied, looking once more at his faithful tricorder. "Hm, why does that make SO much sense?" Spoony said, placing a hand on his chin. "Well, we've faced off against living comics, alien conquerers, evil robot versions of ourselves, Black Lantern you, interdimensional gods, etc." Linkara said. "Well, we bet-" "Linkara! Spoony! You made it!" Twilight Sparkle said, trotting towards them. "Twilight Sparkle? How the hell do you know our names?" Spoony said. "Oh, Princess Celestia got word from The Guardian, Lord Vice, and Lord Britain, that you had been sent here." Twilgiht said. "Wait, how does Celestia know them?" Linkara siad, looking directly at Twilight. "Oh, apparently they all went to Divine One High School together." Twilight replied waving a hoof at them. "So, there's a high scool, and presumably college for gods and goddesses?" Spoony asked. "Yeah, i know. Still, come with me, Princess Celestia and the others will want to know you've arrived." Twilight said, moving towards a golden chariot. "Well, i guess we better get a move on" Spoony said to Linkara, following Twilight into the chariot. (First chapter down, bo-yah) Canterlot, meet Spoony and LinkaraIt had taken them only 10 minutes to reach Canterlot, Where two Night Guards, Shadow Streak and Emerald Heart, awaited them. "Come with us, everyone is waiting for you." Emerald Heart said, leading them toards the Royal Palace. While everypony stared at Spoony and Linkara, nopony said anything. "Wow, the palace looks amazing" Spoony said, gazing at the castle. "Yeah, like something out of a fairytale." Linkara said, as the entered the palace. "Right through this door." Shadow Streak said, opening the door. Upon entering the room, they found the remaining Elements of Harmony, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Lord British,Tyrael, Iolo, Dupre, Shamino, Lord Blackthorn, Lord Vice,AngryJoe, and The Guardian waiting for them. "You!" Spoony said, running up and punching Lord British. Spoony began stomping on him "YOU PIECE OF CRAP, YOU RUINED ULTIMA AND WERE PRETTY MUCH USELESS IN ALL THE GAMES! WHY DID YOU NOT HELP ME AT ALL!" Spoony yelled at Lord British. After 5 minutes for Spoony to calm down, Celestia greeted them. "Spoony, Linkara, welcome." Spoony and Linkara bowed. "Thank you Princess, though, why have we been sent here? And why is the Guardian here?" Linkara said, facing Celestia. Luna answered for her sister. "The Guardian is here because we need his aid. Tyrael just arrived. We summoned you beacuse we need your help. Mehrunes Dagon and Alduin have come from Tamriel, and are trying to gain acces to Both Equestria and all the outlying lands." "Well, since we have all this power, and im the goddanged Avatar, i think we can handle this. " Spoony said, smiling. "Good, now, were have to prepare. I've caled in some more help from various other universes. These include the Lone Wanderer, The Courier, The Dragonborn, The Nerravarr, among many others" Cadence said. "Well then, let's get down to buisness" Linkara said, looking out over to the horizon, where they could all see an Oblivion gate opening, and several Daedra appearing from within the flames.......... (Yup, it just got real, let's see how it turns out.) The Champions"Do we have all we need?" Linkara asked, dressed in his Starfleet unifrom,armored, armed with his trusty Magic Gun and Dragon Dagger. "Yeah, i think so" Spoony said, dressed in the Armor of the Avatar, his Black Sword in one hand, the Hoe of Destruction in the other. "Not quite, for i have recuited more of your friends, and they have been informed of the situation" Celestia said. Then, in a bright flash of light, Angry Joe, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and the Nostalgia Critic, appeared. James Rofle (The Nerd) said, "Celestia, we're ready to kick Daedra ass." Joe was armored as the Dragonborn he was, with an enchanted Dragonbone and Daedric sword in each hand. The Nerd was garbed in his Nintendo Asscesories amor and eapons, and the Nostalgia Critic was decked out in his NIHM outfit with his trusty pistol. "Very well, now, we must close that gate, and protect all of Canterlot and Ponyville!" Luna said, flying out. "Charge!" Shining Armor yelled, as the combined forces of The Elements of Harmony, Lord British, The Angry Video Game Nerd, The Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Linkara, and the rest stormed the Oblivion Gate. "For Lord Dagon!" The lead Daedra, Mer'kinn, charged, sword raised. The forces of Awesome clashed with the forces of Oblivion. Spoony's blade cut through 25 Scamps and Clanfears. Linkara shot 5 Daedra in the balls. Tyrael vaporized a battalion on Daedra with his Archangel powers. The Daedra soon withdrew back into the gate, 20 minutes after the battle had begun. "Well. i guess we better get to looting these losers before their bodies dissapear and they respawn." Spoony said, searching through a fallen mage's pockts and satchels, coming up with 55 Septims, 2 flawless emeralds, a Shield of Fire Protection, a Helm of Disintirgration, and a Dagger of Quickening. Everyone else began looting. Everyony found good loot, and pocketed it. "Now, let's go close this gate" Rainbo said, walking toards it. "Let's" AngryJoe said, retireving his Dragonbone sword from a fallen Draugr's chest. They all entered the gate to Oblivion in a firey blaze. (Next chapter coming soon everypony, yay!)
Welcome to OblivionThe group exited the gate. Multiple burned remains littered the ground. "Alright everyone" Spoony said, putting on black Albert Wesker-like sunglasses he gout out of nowhere on. "Let's do this" "Erm, whare did ya get them sunglasses suger?" Applejack said. "Its Spoony. Joe here, the only thing he's got is an incredibly small-ergh" The Nostalgia critic was cut off as Joe socked him in the gut. "Shove it Critic!" Joe said, readying his weapons and Thu'Um. Walking towards the central (and only) tower in the plane of Oblivion, they noticed a daedra with and arrow in its knee. "Let's do this!" Rainbow Dash said, bucking open the doors. "Oh sweet bucking Faust" For inside, there awaited the most evil being known to everything. A gargantuan being of immense power, a titan of doom, for it was....... PEDO-BEAR! "Kill it! AHHHHH!" Spoony yelled, running up to it and thrusting his blade into it's leg. Stuffing fell out of the tear. Likeise, Celestia, Tyrael, Cadence, Shining Armor, and the rest chaerged at it, yelling "Down with Pedobear!" Within minutes, the great bease as vanquished. Upon looting it, everyone recieved, a bag of 5,000,000 gold, Pedo-Bear outfit, and a Sheild of Anti-Pedo +55. "Sweet, we got epic lootz!" Pinkie said, jumping up and down, wearing the Pedo-Bear helmet and lickig a lolliop (it's Pinkie Pie, everyone thought). "Now, if yall can get moving-" Big Mac, who had been stuck in there for days, with Cheerilee, got slapped by Spoony. "What the hay was that for!" Big Macintosh yelled. "We're wasting time, now let's get moving, you big red muttonhead!" Spoony said, running up the stairs. Fighting their way through more Daedra, they came upon a huge obsidian door. "Now either this leads to the Nether, or the Sigil Keep" Linkara said, inspecting the door. "Wait, there's writing on the door!" Luna said, rasing a hoof at a carving written aboe the doorway. "It seems to be a version of Draconic, from Tamriel,yup, I can read this, i mean I AM the DRAGONBORN." AngryJoe said, looking closer at the ingraving. "It says, Fod Nust Hon ZINDRO ZaaN, NahKRiiN NOL SOVNGARDE NIMaaR, KaRRtos, Je'kiRU DaKOri, VOTH aaN BahLOK Wah DiiVON FIN LeiN, When they hear triumph's shout, vengeancr from Sovngarde itself, will Primus come, with a hunger to swallow the world. Crap!" Angryjoe said. "Now' where the key to open this motherbucker?" The Angry Video Game Nerd said, looking around. "Er, i-is this it?" Fluttershy asked, holding up a dark red key, about the size of Angel. "Hopefully, otherwise we're so freaking screwed" Linkara said, taking the key from Fluttershy, inserting it into the keyhole, adn twisting it. After 5 seconds, the heavy obsidian doors opened to reveal....Dr. Insano and the Ultimate Warrior! "Mwhahaha! Fools, do you think you could stop, the power of Magiscience?!""Dr. Insano! Warrior! What are you doing here?!The Nostalgia Critic said, raising his pistol. Both the Ultimate Warrior and Insano had black and blue cresecent moon markings over their right eyes. "Why, to bring back Nightmare Moon of course, we are now her love sla-royal guards, and, to give you huge going away present!" Dr. Insano said, activating a button on a modifeid 360 controller. Just then, large booms filled the room, and a loud, booming, robotic voice said this. "Engaging Red Chinese agressors!"
"Prime" Liberty"Oh buck" Rarity swore, turning around to find the source of the voice. What they found was Liberty Prime, the uber-patriotic deathbot from the Capital Wasteland, and it was aiming it's chest laser at them. "Do you not see, that this Alien space bot will rain blue sparkles upon you, turning you inside out, then making you eat your own clothes!" The Ultimate Warrior said, pumping his fists into the air. "Move!" Cadence said, as everyone ducked to the side. "We have to take this son of a lich down, and hard!" Shining Armor said, hurling a large marble coulum at Prime, putting a dent in it's shell and staggering it. "Fire at will!" Linkara ordered, firing shots from his phaser and Magic Gun at it. This all caused the combined forces of The Legion of Spoony (guess who came up with that name) to fire at Liberty Prime with all they had. Again and again, blows were exchanged from both sides. Liberty's beams knocked backed Lord British, who would cast Flamebolt in return. The Nerd would beat at it with his Power Glove, and Prime would knock back The Nostalgia Critic with his massive hands. At last, after a long and tireing battle, Liberty Prime showed weakness in its hull. Twilight fired a concentrated beam of Electric magic at Prime, casing him to explode in a burst of fire and smoke, raining debris. "This is'nt the last you've seen of us! Magisciense away!" Dr. Insano said, as he, Liberty Prime's head and the Ultimate Warrior were transported out of the room."Let's end this frakin gate" Joe said, punching off what her assumed to be the Sigil Stone with is power glove. "Oh, those were my nads!" Linkara said, falling to the floor. "Eh, you'll be fine, you don't have any anyway!" The Nostalgia Critic said, before promtly getting whacked in the gut with Linkara's Dragon Dagger. "Now, i shall take the Sigil, and we can leave." Lord Blackthorn said, picking up the Sigil Stone. Almost immediatly, and loud shaking filled the tower, and light glowed around them, and as the pillars and ceiling caved in, they were whisked out in a flash. Upon awakening, they were outside of the remains of the foul Oblivion Gate. "Now, let's see what enchantments this Sigil-Wigil hold for us" Pinkie Pie said, poking the Sigil Stone. Almost immediatly, and textbox (don't question it, its Pinkie) popped up, citing that it held a 50% Resistance to normal weapons enchantment for armor and Clothing, and a 74 Lightning damage for weapons. "Sweet, we got ourselves and awesome enchantment!" Pinkie said. "Well, that's over with, let's freaking PAR-TAY!" Spoony said, putting on a Sombrero and pulling out to bottles of beer from nowhere! "Alright! Whoo!" Pinkie said, grabbing a bottle from Spoony and chugging it don in one gulp. "Erm, what about Dr. Insano and The Ulrimate Warrior? They're still at large." Rarity said, concerned. "Eh screw them, we beat them today, im buying Happy Hour at Buckamare's Den!" Spoony said, as the rest went along to party. "Yes, you might have won this day Avatar, but tommorrow is another day...................."
On the road to FurFang Pass"Chug, chug, chug, chug!" was the chant of the night, as Rainbo Dash and Spoony were locked in a chugging contest of Hard Apple Cider, mixed in with Griffermany's strongest vodka, and crushed chili peppers. In the end, Spoony won. "Yeah! Suck it Rainbow Flash! You got served by the goddang AVATAR! Whoo!' Spoony said, fistpumping. Everypony, including Rainbow, cheered. The night wore on, and everybody took to sleeping in the rooms the tavern had. When Celestia raised the sun, everyone woke up, with a MASSIVE hangover. Thankfully, after a few akward awakenings, several buckets full of water to the face, and a sausgae link, everyone was fine. "Well, that sure was fun!" Pinkie said, eating the buttered toast and milk everyone else was having. "Indeed, it has been quite some time since i last had time to participate in a celebration such as last night's." Tyrael said, taking a bit out of his toast. "Why, the last time that happened was-" All of the immprtals let out a groan. "Please, do not bring up Dionysus's 16th birthday, i think the headaches ad hangovers are returning to us." Lord British said, laying his head on his arms. After eating, they all went back to the castle to plan out what to do next. "Alright, we were able to trace their energy signatures with our tricorders." Linkara, Spoony, Mike (Motherbuckin Mike) James Rolfe (The AVGN), and AngryJoe said simeltaniously. "Alright, it seems to have originated at this spot, right outside the city of Godin's Talon." Linkara said, indicating the small trading town, 2 miles north of the FurFang Pass, the route between Griffonhala and Equestria's borders. "Alright, once we're prepared for the trip, ad as soon as The Nostalgia Critic gets a girl, or in this case marefriend, we can go." AngryJoe said, before being promptly killed in the lovechunks by the Critic. "Shut it Joe." After an hour of walking, and or flying, they had managed to make it to the outskirts of FurFang Pass. "Alright everyone, be careful, there's no telling what could happen to us in there." Shining Armor said, motioning to the Pass. Suddenly, a hissing noise filled the air. "Basilisk!" Twilight yelled, as everyone ducked to the side. "Hold on, i got this." Vinyl Scratch, who had joined them, among a few other ponies, said. Vinyl pulled out a metalic bow, and fitted an arrow into it, firing at the snake-like creature. Immediatly, sonic waves erupted, driving away the Basilisk, and causing everyone to cover their ears. "Alirght, let's-" James Rolfe was cut off, as the souns of hissing filled the air. Turning around, the group noticed an armada of 500 Bailisks charging at them. "RUN!" Applejack yelled, as she and the other raced into FurFang Pass.
SNOWFLAME!After and hour, they had been able to make it out of the pass, and into Griffonhala. "Erm Linkara, i think one might have followed us out!" Joe says, pointing at Linkara's back. "Don't worry I'll just shoot it." Linkara said, aiming the gun and firing...... Only getting a click in return. "What? What? I thought i got this gun fixed!" Linkara said, as the basilisk closed in. All seemed to be lost for our Minnesotain Comic Nerd, when a burst of white light careened from the sky, exploding on impact with the ground. "SNOWFLAME FEELS NO PAIN, SNAKE-ROOSTER THING. NOW! I SHALL TAKE YOUR FEATHERS, AND HUFF THEM UP THIS MAGIC SPACE BONG I BORROWED FROM ROY HARPER, AKA, RED ARROW!" Snowflame said, running up and punching it, faster than anyone could tell what was going on. "Er, thanks Snowflame, where the hell did you come from?" Spoony said, dusting himself off. Snowfame had proceeded to burn the feathers, and insert the liquid paste into his nose, inhaling. "YES! Also, i was called here, by Poio!" Snoflame said, his eyes derping out. "Well, we gotta find Dr. Insano and The Ultimate Warrior in Godin's Talon. You coming?" Twilight said, walking away. "Is their gonna be my white powdered lord there?" "Er, there might be booze and coffee" Mike said, going laong with the others. "tHAT WILL WORK FOR sNOWFLAME!" he said, getting up to follow them. "Alright, i've detected the energy signatures to a book shop/reading zone nearby, the Bookworm's Delight." The Nostalgia Critic said, looking at James' tricorder. "Snowflame, you get stoned, we'll go track these two down." Rainbow said, following others. "Very well, Rainbow flying horsey of blue!" Snoflame said, entering the local tavern, the Featherhead's Boot. Upon searching the store, they found The Ultimate Warrior and Dr. Insano.....reading. "Erm, here to, you kno, stop you from brining my evil escaped personality back. And your not worried because?" Luna said, staring at the two. Dr. Insano looked up from a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. "Huh, oh right. You see, we're waiting for our ride. He should be getting laid at the tavern or something, i dont know, so, grab a book or something and shut up." Insano said, turning back to his book. "Urm, ok, why not." Fluttershy said, picking up the book, Harry Pony and the Prisoner of Marezkaban. Everyone each grabed a book in turning and sitting down. After about 30 minutes, Linkara, looking up from his copy of Superman: Kal, said, "I wonder what Snowflame's up to? "Eh, he'll be fine." The Ultimate Warrior said, dismissing Linkara's claims ith a wave of his hand. reading Roamero and Filliet by William Shakespony, yes ROAMEO AND FILLIET. Back at the tavern, Snowflame stared in horror around him. Griffon bodeis lay thrown across tables, chairs and glasses lay broken, small fire here and there. He stard in horror at his white and red tipped fingers, and had only one thing to say. "My God, what have i done?! Why have i sprinkled baby powder on my fingers and rubbed them in bannana ketchup?!"
Ravenloft Fort"Alright, the fort we're using as a base is in the nearby town of Ravenloft! Just stop poking me Debris!" Dr. Insano said, as SF Debris, Sci-Fi Guy, had been called there by General Badass, one of the Angry Joe army's highest generals. "Sure, whatever you say." SF said, getting up, armed in an armored Vault 13 Jumpsuit with Frostmourne as his weapon. "Well, we better get going, cause i think Snowflame might have left." Spoony said, to which the others just shrugged. Leaving the store, they made their way farther north. "So, how far is it to this Ravenloft, Avatar?" The Guardian said, nudging Spoony. "I don't freaking know! Why don't you, Mr. Ultimate Evil, Mr. Conquerer, Mr, I Rule Over a crapload of worlds. Mr. Im just Gonna allow the hero to foil my plans, tell us?!" Spoony siad, jabiing his finger into the Guardaisn chest. "Geez, you didnt have to go and hurt my feelings!" The Guardian said, sniffling. Soony just rolled his eyes in return. "Whatever." After two hours of walking, they saw Raven's Spire, the fort, just 5 miles away. "Whoo-ho! We made it!" Rainbow Dash said, jumping up into the air and twirling. "Not quite, Rainblow." Said a gruff, female voice, as a band of several dust covered Griffon brigands, wearing patched leather armor and brandashing cutlasses appeared. "We'll be taking all your valuales now!" Said Thunder Talon, a Griffon also wielding what appeared to me a blacksmith's hammer in the other talon. "Not on our fraking lives!" The Nostalgia Critic said, shooting the hammer out of Thunder's hand. "Get 'im!" Frost Feather, the lead Griffon said, as her motley band charged. Within minutes, the battle was over, and the brigands looted. "Well, that was fun" Luna said, spinning a scimitar of pure silver. "Indeed" Tyrael said, continuing along the road. They had finally made it to the tower, where two Altmer wearing chalf white White Lion armor, wielding two gnarly waraxes stood. "Halt, by order of Ilisandril Menos, Phoenix King of the Summerset Isles, none may pass this gate" One of the White Lion guards said, promtly getting the butt of AngryJoe's Dawnbreaker in return. "I freaking hate Altmer, acting all high and mighty" Joe said. "You'll pay for this, human trash!" The other Altmer yelled, raising an Aldmeri Domnion Battleaxe, ready to bring it crashing down on our angry revieer. "Ready Spoony" Linkara said, winking at Spoony. "Ready" Spoony said, s the two walked up to the elf. "Hey White Lion! You may be an Altmer with a giant battle axe, but I AM A MAN!" Spoony and Linkara said, as Spoony raised his armored foot to the elf's crotch, causing him to hold it in pain, while Linkara brought his fist to the guar's abdomen, knocking him out. "Thanks, heh, wanna put them in an akward position?" Joe said, snickering. "You know it Joey Woey!" Pinkie said, as the two guards were put into a postion of cuddling eachother, in their underwear, a their eapons and armor had been looted. "The pink party pony and the others laughed as they pushed open the heavy oak doors. As they entered the worn cobblestone tower, their found moss growing. "Ew, how can these Nightmare followers live like tihs?!" Rarity said, inching away. "Comeon Rarity, we have to see what's at the end of this tunnel!" Twilight said,dragging Rairty by her tail and forehooves. "Ok, the lab is beyond this door." Dr. Insano said, pushing open the doors. "Oh shite" James said, as they stared at the armada of pony-like androids, who looked similair to a pony in their party, who said only one pharase, before they attacked. "CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!"
RD-5000 Vs. Legion of Spoony"Oh...my...God" Spoony said, as the group faced Terminator-esque androids that looked like Rainbow Dash. "We have to get through, attack!" The Nostalgia Critic said, shooting the lead one in the face, causing it to be staggered. "SWAG!" the army of RDash-5000's said, as they engaged the Legion of Spoony. The battle was intense. Beams of both laser and magic flew fom both sides. Tyrael slashed through 20, as 5 beat down Dr. Insano. After 10 minutes, the battle was over, and the robots vanquished. "Any OTHER hunter-killer cyborgs you built here Insano?!" Linkara said, the barrel of his Magic Gun pressed up to Insano's chin. "Er, maybe two or three?" Insano said, apparently peeing himself in the process. "Crap, and i just bought these pants too!" Just then, two of the cobblestone walls burst open, causing dust to fly into the air. "What in the name of God?" Spoony said, staring in horror at what befell them.......... Behind the right wall were about 500 Liberty Primes, and behind the left were 255 Super Mech Death Christ BC Version 2.0 Beta's. "Buckers!" "Engaging Red Chinese Agressors." The robotic legion said, as they marched forward, as the LOS (Legion of Spoony) engahed them. Drawing a Celestial Bow, Celestia fired Solar arrows at 2 of the Primes, blowing them up, and doing damage to a few more. AngryJoe used Flame Breath on a Mecha Death Christ, knocking him into a large computer, fried its circuits. Linkara had just barely been able to deflect a blast from Prime #56, before yelling to the rest. "There's too many, we have to fall back. By the I mean-RUNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!" Before the others ran/flew as fast as they could out of the fort, managin to get to the capital of Griffussia, Griffongarde. "Thank God we get out of that mess!" SF Debris said, wiping his brow with his hand, which also held his Phaser. "Yes, that could have been bad." Fluttershy said, winded. "Well,at least we're ALL safe!" AngryJoe said, collapsing onto a nearby bench, Dawnbreaker and The Ebony Blade resting at his legs. Somewhere, in the hidden lair of Nightmare Moon, in Space Canada........ "Behold, in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This the 27th of Last Seed-" Nightmare Moon said, before being cut off by her top general. "Yes, what is it General Bunny-Butt?" "The name is General Angel Bunnylicious McSqueekens! What I'm trying to say is that, could you please stop saying the opening of The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion?:" Angel said, huffing. "Oh hush" Nightmare Moon said, slaying the greatest enemy to Tamriel (On her XBUCK 360)......The Adoring Fan! "Soon, Twilight Sparkle, you and the rest of your friends will be mine, and then I can bring you to my chambers and show you MY crescent moon, MWHAHAHAHAAH!" She laughed, having sent the Adoring Fan over the White-Gold Tower. Angel facepawed, puked, then hopped out of the room, a furious blush on his cheeks. To be continued........IN SPACEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonus Chapter: Spoony and Pinkie Pie Vs. SheogorathLinkara had locked Spoony into a closet. Pinkie and Sheogorath had both appeared soon after out of a wool coat pocket, to find Spoony trying in vain to break the almighty wooden door holding them captive with his Gunblade. Unfortunately, this had proved fruitless. "Great, how did we get into his f####ing mess?!" Spoony yelled in exasperation. His Gunblade was scratched a bit, as it lay leaning against a corner. He was sitting on a stack of shirts, while Linkara stood leaning on a wall, arms crossed. "Also, apparently, due to the fact that we're in Equestria, my magic gun has stopped working now when we need it of all times." Linkara said, cleans ing said gun with his shirt, groaning. "Hey, it's not my fault the ponies are adorable." A child's voice rang out from the gun. The spirit of the little girl who was sacrificed and had her soul bound to the firearm. "I can't resist. Also, the door is magic proof." Linkara's jaw dropped. Just as he was about to speak, the door handle turned, revealing a yellow coated Royal Guard. "Uhm, excuse me, sir, your in my spot. I have to get-" but the guard, Flash Sentry, was cut off by a white hot pain in his balls. The phrase had caused Spoony to fly in a rage, which he had vented out on the poor guard's privates. "I AM NOT IN YOUR BUCKING SPOT, YOU PEE YELLOW MALL COP!" Spoony roared to the floored Sentry, who was gripping his stallionhood in pain. "Come on, lets get out of here Louis." Linkara joined him with only an apology to Flash. Somewhere, in Z-Space.... "So Linkara, you think these weak ponies can save you eh? Well,we shall see about that." The shadowed face stepped into the light, revealing the visage of.... MECHAKARA! To be continued.....
1. The Black Gate"Hey Linkara. You have Spider-Ham?" Spoony says, as Linkara enters Spoony's room. "Yup" Linkara says, plopping don on Spoony's couch. "Ok, let's-Hey, why is there a Black Gate in my room, again?" Spoony says,pointing. "I have no freakin idea, let's check it out." Linkara siad, getting up and walking over to the Black Gate. "I thought this was destroyed when i blew up the Guardian?" Spoony says, rubbing the surface of the gate. "According to scans, it appears solid." Linkara siad, checking his tricorder results. "Ok, lets see what happen when I do this." Spoony said, placing his hand on the center of the Black Gate. All of a sudden, a red glow covered the room, and a loud humming noise emminated from the Gate. "Crap, I think it's activating!" Spoony said. Just then, a strong wind came from within the gate, and began pulling the comical duo in. "Hang on!" Linkara said, as both he and Spoony were pulled into the gate. "AHHHHHHH!" Linkara and Spoony screamed, as they hurtled toward the ground. "Hurgh, where the heck are we?" Spoony said, getting up slowly. "According to my readings, we've been transported to Equestria." Linkara replied, looking once more at his faithful tricorder. "Hm, why does that make SO much sense?" Spoony said, placing a hand on his chin. "Well, we've faced off against living comics, alien conquerers, evil robot versions of ourselves, Black Lantern you, interdimensional gods, etc." Linkara said. "Well, we bet-" "Linkara! Spoony! You made it!" Twilight Sparkle said, trotting towards them. "Twilight Sparkle? How the hell do you know our names?" Spoony said. "Oh, Princess Celestia got word from The Guardian, Lord Vice, and Lord Britain, that you had been sent here." Twilgiht said. "Wait, how does Celestia know them?" Linkara siad, looking directly at Twilight. "Oh, apparently they all went to Divine One High School together." Twilight replied waving a hoof at them. "So, there's a high scool, and presumably college for gods and goddesses?" Spoony asked. "Yeah, i know. Still, come with me, Princess Celestia and the others will want to know you've arrived." Twilight said, moving towards a golden chariot. "Well, i guess we better get a move on" Spoony said to Linkara, following Twilight into the chariot. (First chapter down, bo-yah)
Canterlot, meet Spoony and LinkaraIt had taken them only 10 minutes to reach Canterlot, Where two Night Guards, Shadow Streak and Emerald Heart, awaited them. "Come with us, everyone is waiting for you." Emerald Heart said, leading them toards the Royal Palace. While everypony stared at Spoony and Linkara, nopony said anything. "Wow, the palace looks amazing" Spoony said, gazing at the castle. "Yeah, like something out of a fairytale." Linkara said, as the entered the palace. "Right through this door." Shadow Streak said, opening the door. Upon entering the room, they found the remaining Elements of Harmony, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Lord British,Tyrael, Iolo, Dupre, Shamino, Lord Blackthorn, Lord Vice,AngryJoe, and The Guardian waiting for them. "You!" Spoony said, running up and punching Lord British. Spoony began stomping on him "YOU PIECE OF CRAP, YOU RUINED ULTIMA AND WERE PRETTY MUCH USELESS IN ALL THE GAMES! WHY DID YOU NOT HELP ME AT ALL!" Spoony yelled at Lord British. After 5 minutes for Spoony to calm down, Celestia greeted them. "Spoony, Linkara, welcome." Spoony and Linkara bowed. "Thank you Princess, though, why have we been sent here? And why is the Guardian here?" Linkara said, facing Celestia. Luna answered for her sister. "The Guardian is here because we need his aid. Tyrael just arrived. We summoned you beacuse we need your help. Mehrunes Dagon and Alduin have come from Tamriel, and are trying to gain acces to Both Equestria and all the outlying lands." "Well, since we have all this power, and im the goddanged Avatar, i think we can handle this. " Spoony said, smiling. "Good, now, were have to prepare. I've caled in some more help from various other universes. These include the Lone Wanderer, The Courier, The Dragonborn, The Nerravarr, among many others" Cadence said. "Well then, let's get down to buisness" Linkara said, looking out over to the horizon, where they could all see an Oblivion gate opening, and several Daedra appearing from within the flames.......... (Yup, it just got real, let's see how it turns out.)
The Champions"Do we have all we need?" Linkara asked, dressed in his Starfleet unifrom,armored, armed with his trusty Magic Gun and Dragon Dagger. "Yeah, i think so" Spoony said, dressed in the Armor of the Avatar, his Black Sword in one hand, the Hoe of Destruction in the other. "Not quite, for i have recuited more of your friends, and they have been informed of the situation" Celestia said. Then, in a bright flash of light, Angry Joe, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and the Nostalgia Critic, appeared. James Rofle (The Nerd) said, "Celestia, we're ready to kick Daedra ass." Joe was armored as the Dragonborn he was, with an enchanted Dragonbone and Daedric sword in each hand. The Nerd was garbed in his Nintendo Asscesories amor and eapons, and the Nostalgia Critic was decked out in his NIHM outfit with his trusty pistol. "Very well, now, we must close that gate, and protect all of Canterlot and Ponyville!" Luna said, flying out. "Charge!" Shining Armor yelled, as the combined forces of The Elements of Harmony, Lord British, The Angry Video Game Nerd, The Nostalgia Critic, Spoony, Linkara, and the rest stormed the Oblivion Gate. "For Lord Dagon!" The lead Daedra, Mer'kinn, charged, sword raised. The forces of Awesome clashed with the forces of Oblivion. Spoony's blade cut through 25 Scamps and Clanfears. Linkara shot 5 Daedra in the balls. Tyrael vaporized a battalion on Daedra with his Archangel powers. The Daedra soon withdrew back into the gate, 20 minutes after the battle had begun. "Well. i guess we better get to looting these losers before their bodies dissapear and they respawn." Spoony said, searching through a fallen mage's pockts and satchels, coming up with 55 Septims, 2 flawless emeralds, a Shield of Fire Protection, a Helm of Disintirgration, and a Dagger of Quickening. Everyone else began looting. Everyony found good loot, and pocketed it. "Now, let's go close this gate" Rainbo said, walking toards it. "Let's" AngryJoe said, retireving his Dragonbone sword from a fallen Draugr's chest. They all entered the gate to Oblivion in a firey blaze. (Next chapter coming soon everypony, yay!)
