Rainbow Dash in a Turtle Shell

by Lavaman

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Tank, Random, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1127

Twilight screws up everything again.

Twilight, being the idiotic genius that she is, decides to test a new spell she found on Rainbow Dash. All hell breaks loose afterwards. (At least for Rainbow Dash).
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Published 2012-09-24 07:04:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-20 19:48:54 UTC

Tanks a Bunch, Twi

It was yet another seemingly fine day in Ponyville, Equestria. The birds were singing, the fish were swimming, and the clouds were... clouding. Oh, it was a wonderful day indeed.

Rainbow Dash was relaxing on one of the clouding clouds with Tank, her loyal turtle she had gotten back in Season 2, Episode 7 "May the Best Pet Win". But Rainbow Dash didn't know or give-a-crap enough to care about this fact. She just wanted to watch the day slowly go by with her reptilian roommate.

When it was about noon, Rainbow awoke from her nap when she heard her name being called from below. It was Twilight Sparkle, the dork wonder! "Hi Twilight! How's it goin'?" she called after the unicorn. But Twilight didn't have anytime for being 'socially active' she needed to get messy! Make mistakes! And genetically alter Rainbow Dash! "Rainbow Dash, get your lazy butt on over to the library so I can do an experiment on you and Tank!" RD happily agreed, and strapped the helicopter onto Tank's back. "Come on, Tank!"

The great tree library. Made entirely out of trees; from the building, to the books, to the toast. The two Equus caballus and the Testudo graeca trotted into the middle of the library, and RD unstrapped Tank from his helicopter. Twilight positioned the two into the exact spot to perform her amazing spell that would knock Trixie right out of the park.

She had found the spell behind a crap ton of old tomes, covered in mouse droppings. Twilight, after reading the spell went straight to Rainbow, and, well, here we are now. She quickly ran her eyes over the scroll and nodded understandably. She got into prime spell casting position, and let it rip. Then, she began to form the spell. Oh, wait, you thought when I said she 'let it rip' I meant she did the spell? No, that was the breakfast burrito from early that day... Anywho, Twilight's horn glowed and it was so SPARKLY!!! Rainbow Dash began to feel stupid, then she felt smart, then she felt like a little boy from Earth with anger issues. Finally, after all these amazing emotions and such, Rainbow Dash felt much shorter. She was literally even with Twilight's hooves. Well, mostly because she was laying down. So, she stood up, and then she was even with her knees.

"What the hell did you do, Twilight?!?!" yelled Rainbow Dash. "Oh... you know... I just morphed you and your pet together. Well, see you around, come by anytime, and eat your vegetables." Twilight pushed Rainbow Tortoise outside and slammed the door on her face. Rainbow Dash was confused as crap. What the flagnogian stew just happened? She finally decided to look at herself, and then her brain finally absorbed the full impact of the situation. Even though Twilight clearly stated it, she had been morphed with Tank! But wait... does that mean Tank is dead/gone forever? "Tank! Tank! Say something with your turtle voice if you can hear me!" she screamed, crying at the same time. "Mmph!" she heard, and felt some shuffling insider her new shell.

So, this is the current hybrid of the two creatures: Rainbow Dash is still, well, Rainbow Dash. Her head pokes out of the shell, along with her legs and tail in the proper places. The only things left from Tank are his shell, and his head, which is wedged between the shell and Rainbow's body.  "Well, what do I do now?" she said to herself now. "I know! I'll go to the local bar!" So, she proceeded in running into a bar and getting a nasty welt on her head. "That didn't do anything. That usually solves most of my problems..."

With nothing else better to do, her good friend Fluttershy came along. "Fluttershy!" she yelled. Easily, frightened, the pegasus dove into a nearby bush. She then noticed Rainbow Dash and came out slowly. "Oh, you poor thing! I don't know what you are, but you have a giant lump on your noggin! You know, you look just like my friend, Rainbow Dash." she gently picked up the hybrid and flew away to to her cottage. All the way there, Rainbow complained and squirmed saying "Fluttershy, you ignorant pegasus! I am Rainbow Dash! Twilight fused me with Tank!" Sadly, Fluttershy wouldn't listen and just smiled saying "How interesting."

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It was a grueling three days, twenty minutes, and five seconds later of motherly love that a knock came upon the front door. Rainbow couldn't see who it was, but it was somepony who was of importance, as Fluttershy bowed her head. Probably Celestia. Then, Princess Celestia walked in the room. "Knew it! Where's my medal!" Tank just said "Mmph!" which, when translated into English, means "You idiot! Ponies always bow for a Princess!" So, in waltzed in the royal highness and she set her eyes upon Rainbow. This was the reason as to why she was here, after all. She then lifted Rainbow with her magical magic and nodded at Fluttershy.

"Alright, Rainbow Dash. Let's get you fixed up." She performed one of those awesome spells that made things happen. Rainbow Dash felt all the same emotions and such the first time around, but this time, in reverse. All of a sudden, she was taller, with the taste of worms in her mouth. Blech. All that motherly love. Rainbow Dash checked to make sure Tank was Tank, and Rainbow Dash was Rainbow Dash. Yup, everything there. "Princess, what are we going to do with Twilight?" she asked (If you didn't know about the question mark at the end of that sentence). The Goddess simply smiled and laughed a little. "Oh, no worries, Rainbow Dash. Not only did I send the little devil back to Magic Kindergarten, but I also banished her and then locked her up in the place she was banished to with a banished teacher that was banished by my mother in the 1900s." Rainbow Dash got a look of confusion on her face, working out all of that in her brain. "Ah! That makes sense! See ya later, Celestia!"

So, we're back where we started. Rainbow Dash is lying in her fluffy cloud, napping. Tank is sitting right next to her, playing with a little ball of cloud. All of a sudden, she hears her name being called. When she looks down, its Rarity. "Hi Rarity! How's it goin'?" Rarity had no time for 'social interactions' she needed Rainbow Dash and Tank for her new fashion project that would mend the two together in a stuffy costume.

Athor's Note: Not the best story I wrote, but I was given teh INSPIRATIONZ and went for it. Enjoy anyway!