I AM THE NÜRBURGRING GOD!!!!!!
on a nice Sunday noon, Assetto and his team are at the Nordschleife for some car setup testing before their next race.
"Alright everyone, I want you guys to go under 6:40 minutes" Assetto says. Suddenly, a well known voice speaks up.
"Just wait what I can do hahahahahahaha" Apple Lauda laughs out.
"Oh come on, do you always have to show up here?" Zipp asks.
"this is my territory Zipp... and honestly, a sub 6:40?! I can do a sub 6:30 if you want to" Apple Lauda scoffs.
"You're nothing more than a showoff!!!" Sunny shouts.
"calm down Sunny, we will show him who's the boss" Assetto confidently says.
"Anyways, I need to go into the Eifel Forests. See ya' nerds!!!" Apple Lauda says as he goes on Nordschleife and after his outlap, he starts an flying lap as he completely blasts through the Nordkehre whilst Moving Mountains plays.
Fluttershy begins to tremble in fear. "do you hear that music?! it scares me so much..."
"oh no... Apple Lauda has activated godmode has he?" Rainbow Dash says. "brace for impact!!!!"
Assetto slams the desk as he sees a time of 1:38.3 at the exit of the Adenauer Forst chicane. "THERE IS NO WAY HE HAS BALANCE OF PERFORMANCE APPLIED!!!! AND THERE IS NO WAY HE IS ON MEDIUMS!!!!" the Pegasus yells.
Apple Lauda shoots completely through the corners as he reaches Breidscheid. A time of 2:24.4 is displayed on the screen.
"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Sunny yells in rage.
"He knows the track by heart... and to be honest, I think he might get a time of under 6:30 minutes..." Izzy predicts.
"THAT'S IT!!! I'M GOING TO DESTROY HIM!!!" Sunny yells again. Then Rushing Wind speaks up.
"Sunny... I'm afraid to say it but you will fail... I have no doubt about it... I mean he destroyed both me and Fluttershy" Rushing Wind says as Apple Lauda exits the Mutkurve.
A time of 2:49.9 is displayed on the screen and everyone is stunned. Apple Lauda is in another dimension. What is happening here?! Apple Lauda flies through the Karussell like it's nothing as he charges up for Hohe Acht, Hedwigshöhe, Wippermann, Eschbach and Brünnchen.
"HE IS GOING TO SHATTER THE RECORD!!!!" Pinkie yells.
"I'LL TURN HIM INTO WIENER SCHNITZEL!!!" Sunny yells in huge rage.
"calm down everyone... we're not here to beat Apple Lauda... we can't even get close to him... he is the Nürburgring God" Assetto explains. "even though he lost on the GP circuit"
Apple Lauda then enters Pflanzgarten. "Okay Pflanzgarten, in the meanwhile we have become good friends. Now please carry me to a new lap record!!!"
Apple Lauda takes the first jump as he jerks the car into the double right at about 180 km/h, going flat out through the second part of Pflanzgarten. "Galgenkopf, prepare to slingshot me on the Döttinger Höhe!!!" Apple Lauda says as he blasts through the Stefan Bellof-S. A few moments later, Apple Lauda blasts through Galgenkopf on to the Döttinger Höhe. A time of 5:44.9 is displayed on the screen and everyone is in pure shock.
"okay Hohenrain, take me home!!!!" Apple Lauda yells as he goes through Antoniusbuche and Tiergarten at about 280 km/h. Then Apple Lauda brakes for Hohenrain. He gets a near perfect exit as well as out of the final corner. (T13)
Apple Lauda races towards the finish line. He crosses the time in a stunning time of 6:29.75 minutes.
"I think this is it... I can't go further anymore..." Apple Lauda says.
"How fast do you even want to go then?!" Izzy asks.
"like I said... this might be my limit..." Apple Lauda answers.
"You mean, you will break your record again do you?" Sunny exclaims in rage. "We can't get anywhere close to you!!! what do you even want?!"
"I want everything!!!" Apple Lauda explains. "I am designed to win!!!!"
Apple Lauda grabs 3 rings out of his bag in the colors red, yellow and purple. As he uses them, he starts screaming in rage. His mane and his tail become purple with white stripes as he goes darkspine. Fluttershy is in total fear.
"Apple Lauda please... let's talk about this..." Fluttershy begs.
"don't even ask for peace intruder!!!" Apple Lauda yells.
"ENOUGH!!!" Sunny shouts. "I will take over this place because it belongs to everyone!!!"
"the Nordschleife belongs to me!!! If you want war, you will get it!!!" Apple Lauda says in a very aggressive tone.
Sunny then pulls up with her Ferrari 488 to the starting line, as well as Apple Lauda does with his Dodge Viper GT3-R.
"I'm going to turn you into non existing matter!!!" Apple Lauda exclaims.
But suddenly, Apple Lauda doesn't feel well... He starts screaming and suddenly his mane and tail switch colors. Apple Lauda transforms back into his Viper form but then his mane and tail turn red. Also his hair tie turns purple. perfect godmode has been initiated. Everyone is but Silverstream is scared of Apple Lauda as his transformation completes.
"looks like I'm unable to hold darkspine... But now this is perfect godmode... even though I have my rings back, I feel more powerful but I don't feel my surroundings anymore" Apple Lauda explains.
A red aura surrounds Apple Lauda and then the race between Sunny Starscout and Apple Lauda begins.
"GO GET HIM!!!" Zipp shouts.
"Apple Lauda will be defeated" Assetto says.
Equestria Motorsports is cheering for Sunny but Apple Lauda has other plans. He is still standing on the grid whilst Sunny is already going through Hatzenbach.
"Sweetie, don't you want to go?" Silverstream asks.
"I'll drop kick her in self defense. Just you wait..." Apple Lauda responds.
"do you honestly think that you can catch her? Sunny knows the track quite well now" Izzy says.
"don't make me laugh Izzy..." Apple Lauda responds. As he sees Sunny is at the Flugplatz section, Apple Lauda gets going.
"wait where's Apple Lauda?" Sunny asks in confusion.
"I don't want you to panic but he's catching up extremely quickly" Rainbow Dash answers.
"WAIT WHAT?! HOW?!" Sunny yells in fear.
"COME HERE SUNNY!!!!" Apple Lauda shouts.
Everyone is in pure shock except for Silverstream. Apple Lauda has closed the gap within a few moments. As Sunny and Apple Lauda enter the Fuchsröhre (Fox Hole), Apple Lauda manages to get past Sunny.
"TIME TO DIE SUNNY!!!" Apple Lauda shouts with an evil laughter.
"Sunny, you know the drill!!! Maximum Attack now" Applejack says.
"YOU'RE DEAD SUNNY!!! YOU'RE SO DEAD!!!" Apple Lauda shouts as he pulls away very sharply. Sunny struggles to keep up with Apple Lauda even though she's driving at maximum attack.
"here we go agaın..." Rushing Wind says. "Apple Lauda destroys everyone on the Nordschleife again..."
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SUNNY!!!" Apple Lauda yells as he starts sandbagging.
"I'LL SHOW YOU!!!" Sunny screams furiously in rage.
"Apple Lauda is going slower, this is your chance Sunny" Fluttershy says.
"I'm just going at 72% effort and you're still not catching me?! that's the most pathetic thing I have ever seen before" Apple Lauda says. "I'm too bored, I need a real opponent"
Silverstream looks at the screen. What the hippogriff sees, she couldn't believe her eyes.
"HOW IS HE 29 SECONDS AHEAD OF SUNNY?!" Silverstream asks.
"I don't know... I think that's it... Apple Lauda is now truly unbeatable in the GT3 and GT4 category." Rushing Wind explains. Then he goes over to the pit wall from Equestria Motorsports.
"Sunny, abort the attempt!!! You will not catch Apple Lauda!!! He is at 72% effort but he's still gaining on you" Rushing Wind says.
"I don't play, I win" Sunny says in confidence. But Apple Lauda has other plans. He is already on the Döttinger Höhe and a few seconds later, he crosses the line.
"well, that was very close!!!" Apple Lauda says.
"what an showoff!!!" Rainbow Dash yells.
"of course he won!!!" Applejack says. "Ah mean come on the Eifel is his home!!!"
After 29.5 seconds, Sunny crosses the line. Apple Lauda is already in the pits.
"what took you so long?!" Apple Lauda says teasingly.
"one day, I'll make you pay Apple Lauda..." Sunny responds teasingly.
