Human House in Equestria

by Star Dawn

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Princess Luna, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Anthro
Length: 4803

A human house appears in Equestria thousands of years before the start of the show.

My home...my everything...was transported to an alien world. I have no idea, but I don't care..actually I do care...I do like it...but...at the same time... I don't care at all.. Does that make sense?

All I am trying to do is find my way back home, if only the princesses of the said land would allow me too.

[RGRE]

Published 2023-01-05 11:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-03-23 22:22:13 UTC

Prologue

I took a sip of coffee...a long sip of coffee. This was not what I had envisioned, I had not planned for my house to be in a random location, filled with...creatures I had never before seen...

I took a sip of my coffee as I stared down two kids with wings and a horn...they are quite beautiful after all...I looked down them, they were the ones who broke into my house. Now I have read and watched a lot of Izekai stories to know that I am probably in a different world...

They looked pretty majestic and cute too. In an adorable cuddly sort of way...

"Didn't your parents ever tell you not to break into other peoples houses?" I asked flatly as I gazed at them, They flinched at the sound of my voice, and were frightened beyond belief.

"W-we are sorry..." The white kid spoke, "Please don't eat us."

I raised my eyebrow, "I don't eat sapient beings so you can relax."

They did, "So what art thou?" the creature asked, and I took another long sip of coffee. "I'm a human."

She tilted her head, which made her look even more adorable than she already was. Before she stared at me curiously.

"A Huuman?" she asks confused, "What's that?"

"You mean you never heard of human's before?"

"We hath heard of many creatures before..." The white one said cheerfully, "We hath heard of dragons, we hath heard of griffins, we hath heard of changelings, we hath heard of sea-ponies, and we hath heard of Manticores, and Hydra's, but we hath not heard of this Huu...man.... before..."

I took another sip of my coffee, as I took in everything the white one had said, 'So...mythology creatures roam the land in this world. Including the fearsome manticores, dragons, and hydra...just my luck.'

My mind went back to documentaries, and multiple fanmade pictures, and multiple videogames based on the said things, and shook off the feeling of panic, now was not the time to panic, it would only make things worse.

I took another sip of my coffee.

"So...." I said calmly, "I would ask that you quickly go back to your home, your mother and your father is probably worried about you."

"Mother...we do not hath a father..." The Blue one said, "Do you...not know who we are?"

I tilted my head at her my eyes traveling back to her crown on her head, I took a sip of my coffee.

"Should I?"

'We are well known." The White one said, "You should be able to tell who we are?"

"I don't know who you are." I said flatly, 'But I do feel like I should.'

"We art, Celestia and Luna...Princesses, of Equestria..."

The second she said that I froze.
My eyes suddenly went wide as I remember brief flashes of cartoon backpacks pictures and even multiple versions of fanfictions on fimfiction.net.

So, that's where I was....

I took a rather long sip of my coffee, only to frown when my lips touched nothing,

I sighed...

"You mares better get back home where you belong." I said with a sip of my coffee..."I wouldn't want to have your mother...the queen?"

They nodded, "Yes, the queen coming for me, and she will. Believe, also...it's not safe for you to be out here all by yourself. I assume that you are all here by yourself too right?"

They both smiled sheepishly at me, I shook my head, and smiled ruefully, "Kids will be kids, now off with you too, lest you get into harms way."

They nodded, "We will be back." The blue one said, "Tis was a pleasure meeting with thou."

I nodded my head, and raised my coffee mug, it was nice to meet you too."

They left...the same way they came...now it was interesting seeing them fly out the window.. I never seen a person fly before in real life...

I looked at my empty coffee mug and sighed again, before I got up slowly from where I was sitting and went to grab which could quite possibly be my last cup of coffee I would ever have in my life.

"Halt creature!"

I paused, as I stared at the dozens of what I assumed to be, Royal, guards who had...broken into my house quite literally, but they busted the door instead of the princesses way, I stared at them flatly, I could expect children to do this, but grown adults? They could have just knocked and I would have opened the door for them.

Then again I was a strange creature never before seen who had made contact with their...precious princess, something I assume due to there reaction.

I took another sip of coffee.

Before I put it down, and raised my hands gently, showing no reaction of panic, merely calmness, I was trying to be calm anyway. I didn't want the panic to cloud my thoughts on the present.

"By order of Queen Faust, You are to come with us!"

I tilted my head curiously, I had my suspicions, and this of all things confirmed it. I still had one question in my head.

"May I take one last sip of coffee before I come with you?"

They stared at me neutrally before they all looked at what I assumed was there leader, oh need I remind you they were all female. At least I assume, no males have curves like that.

The leader nodded it's head. "Very well," she said, much to my surprise, "Make it quick."

I took one more final cup of coffee, savoring every last moment, and once I ran out of liquid I put the cup down and stood up, I glanced up, I was a bit surprised at how small I was compared to them before I nodded, "Very well....let us be on our way."

The trip to and through civilization was crazy...it was nothing like the show, but still very majestic to look at. Citizens looked at us curiously, and eyed me with caution, as to be expected.

I think.

We made it through the castle...which was admittedly one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen in my entire life...

Setting on her throne was one of the most beautiful woman I had ever seen even if by alien standards....the red hair the eyes that rivaled the oceans.

Next to her where her daughters, Celestia and Luna if I may, Whose expressions brightened upon seeing me.

I was very nervous, but I steeled myself and ignored it, I wasn't going to let my nervousness get the best of me at a time like this.

I should have asked to bring my coffee mug with me.

"Your highness, we have brought the creature!" The leader said with a bow.

Faust nodded her head, eyes never leaving mine. "Thou did well commander Hurricane," she said which made my heart leap for a split second. "Thou are dismissed."

The commander bowed before she and the rest of the guards departed.

She looked at me curiously, "So you are the strange creature that I caught my daughters sneaking off too." Her eyes narrowed, "What art thou intentions."

Choices

I was dealt with two choices, I could make a bad impression. One I had read too many displaced main characters on fimfiction.net make I get on the leaders bad side All because of their hatred for certain characters, or they couldn't get a grip on the fact that fiction is now a reality. Resulting in the possibility of being a pariah, sealed, or death.

Or, I could make a good impression; Which has it's good and bad honestly.

Let's start with the Bad first, Bad...I could still be a pariah. However, being an alien in a land where I am the only one of my kind, at least I assume I am ponies could have a general hatred for people who are not their kind.

Xenophobia.

So, good or bad, that option could be bad.

The Ponies had broken into my house… Twice

Good?

Well, making a good impression can leave me with resources to get me where I need to go; and right now, all I am trying to do is get home.

This place is lovely and all, but my family is at home. I can't abandon them.

Plus I gain some pretty loyal allies.

Possibly romance, every creature I have seen was pretty attractive, as in..they still had that cuteness that drawled me to the show in the first place but with a little extra sexy. I have seen curves on them, I know that they are bipedal and have fur, The faces are not ponies but humans with fur on their skin along with horns and wings.

They are not like the Equestria girls, they are much more majestic. Like those beautiful fanmade pictures I have seen when reading the description of anthro on fimfiction.net or scrolling through images on google.since this was an alternate world from the show that I have heard.

As I look up at Faust.

She is wearing a beautiful battle dress that had a mix of silver and gold. Her hair was like literally made of fire...as it covered her forehead on the front, and on the back dropped, down to her shoulders in waves. Her blue eyes reminded me of the clearest of oceans.

I could stare in them for hours.

Her crown made of gold with rainbow colored emeralds across the middle of it.

I shook myself out of my daze, now was not the time to be focused on that.

"Your majesty, I don't have any intentions." I said, "I was never mean't to come to this world in the first place, I was just expecting to live this day like any other before I arrived."

She raised an eyebrow, "Thou art suggesting, thou art an Alien?"

I nodded. "Yes, I am in fact an alien that was raised in a world filled with technology."

I really wish I had some more coffee.

Faust hums a beautiful tone, before she nods her head, "That would explain the magical disturbance I felt not long ago."

I raised my eyebrow, but didn't dive in on the subject, "So...you do believe me right?" At her nod I asked another question.

"Can you send me home then? My family is waiting for me."

She shook her head, "I am afraid, I cannot do that."

I frowned, and with that statement, my entire day is ruined.

She noticed my frown and sighed, "What art I to thou?"

"The most beautiful woman I have ever seen." I said before I could stop myself. Much to my surprise and relief, She laughs.

I suppressed the urge to shiver in delight.

"Beautiful Thou says..." Faust said, "Not many males are bold enough to say that to my face."

I cringed.

"Though I must say, thou are not so bad on the eyes as well..."

My eyes widened, did she just...

I saw her smirk playfully.

This time I did shiver, no resistance necessary.

The smirk left her face though, "as for why I cannot send thou home, Tis because there are an infinite number of universes, and tis impossible to find the one thou is native too....

I raised my eyebrow. "The Multiverse Theory?"

She nodded slowly, I sighed.

"I shouldn't be surprised about that, but that does not mean I am not going to give up."

I noticed the frowns on both Celestia's and Luna's faces.

Faust smiled, "I admire thou's determination to be with thou's family."

I shrugged.

"I don't mind it here, it's very interesting." I said scratching the back of my head with my right hand, before I let it drop to my sides again.

"But...I am not one to abandon my family." I said with a grin, "My mother would be devastated to know that I am gone."

I looked down, closed my eyes and frowned, as my imagination starts to act up again.

I felt a hand on my shoulder, I opened my eyes and looked up.

I blushed slightly as it was unexpected to see Faust off her throne and standing mere inches in front of me.

"To go so far for ones family, thou art admirable." Faust said softly. "I hath deemed thou's words to be true, as thou's eyes hold no deceit."

I looked at her, and nodded slowly.

"Thou art free to take residency upon this land." Faust said, I nodded at her, but she wasn't finished yet.

"To make sure no harm comes upon thee, I declare you ambassador of the...humans...in thou's world.

My eyes widened at that.

"I...am grateful of that your majesty." I said this time I did do a bow, a bow not of submission, but a bow of respect.

She smiled kindly at me, "Thou art welcome."

I stood up straight, and tilted my head. "Is that everything?"

"That is all." Faust nodded, "You art free to leave."

I nodded and turned to leave, thankful my house was in walking distance; which was a couple miles, but not bad I couldn't complain as it could have been farther, at least I memorized the way back.

Hopefully I don't get lost. I took a deep breath.

Meanwhile unnoticed by me...

The moment I turned my back towards her and started to walk out, Faust's eyes fixated downwards and stayed there until I walked out.

'Thou has a very nice rear...'

Author's Note

So...any thing that I could work on to make this story more enjoyable? Let me know.

I am still a novice when it comes to writing, and although I might not respond to your criticism I do hear you.

Just, please try not to be mean.

I would appreciate it.

Happy new years and have a good day.

Caution

I am not a perfect man, I never claimed to be. However, there are times where I wish I was perfect.

In certain aspects at least.

Now, I was in those times.

'This castle is a maze.' I thought as I took a random direction.

When I first got to the castle, The guards managed to ...go in such a way where it was quick. However, what the common person such as myself didn't realize, was that the castle was much bigger on the inside...filled with an uncountable number of floors, walkways, and hidden pathways.

I wish I actually kept track of where I was going in the castle so I would remember when going out, instead of just sightseeing.

I sighed.

I made it to the end of the hallway before making another left.
Between my attempts to find an exit out of this castle, I caught a couple of guards staring at me.

I assumed they were staring at me with curiosity... or at least they looked like they were curious. It was pretty hard to tell because they were pretty stoic.

I didn't care though, as my main focus was finding my way back to my house.
If only I could get out of this castle.

I sighed once again.
'Now I know how Zoro from One Piece, feels all the time.'

Reaching the end of the hallway, I turned randomly to the right.

"Thou art lost?" a voice asked, "Thou should hath asked us for directions." a young familiar voice responded. I tilted my head to look, only to find that the princesses were slowly walking toward me.

I nodded to them in greeting,

"Hello, your majesties," I said calmly, noticing a pair of guards with the princesses; as to be expected.

"How's the day going."

The hall was ending with two pathways to turn on the end. I turned to the left.

Noticing that this wasn't an exit I sighed in disappointment but kept going.

Celestia and Luna followed me, "Why didn't thou tell us, thou was an alien?" Celestia asked excitedly, "I have so many questions!"

"The questions would have to wait I am afraid." I grumbled, " unless you know the way out of this accursed maze."

"Thou art going the other way from when thou had came" Luna answered amused, I blinked pausing mid-step... before turning to her. My expression shifted to a blank look.

"You're serious?"

She smirked.

I resisted the urge to sigh, "Well...I am trusting you to...lead me back out of my this castle..."

"Tis only just the castle my dear huuman." Celestia said, "What about the city?"

"I'll figure it out."

Celestia frowned, "What mare would I be to let thy Stallion wander through the streets alone?"

I raised an eyebrow at her, "I think I can take care of myself your majesties." I said flatly.

"Yet thou cannot make thou way out of the castle grounds." Luna mocked.

I ignored her; which in return, caused her eyebrows to twitch.

Celestia shook her head and grabbed my hand.

She had really soft hands.

"Come on..." she said. "We shall show you Thine way."

"So, we are out of the castle now." I said, "Thanks for that by the way. Now I shall be on my way."

"And let Thou get lost again?" Luna asked with a raised eyebrow.

I shrugged. "I know my way now...I should be fine."

"Tis exactly like before." Celestia smirked, "Come now...we shall lead thee, to Thine house."

"...OK."

"...No, we do not eat grass, well I can. But I prefer not too. It does not digest well. But we do eat Fruit's...vegetables Carbs such as pasta and Pizza...."

The three of us had been talking about the habits of humans, I indulged them because why not. I see know reason why to hide it.

Though you know what. Humans are violent they are not all bad, so I was talking about the good of humanity and we ended up on the question, what do humans eat."

Celestia scrunched her nose up in confusion."What Art Pizza?"

I paused...glancing at her, "You don't have pizza?"

"We hath not heard of Tis...Pizza of yours."

"..." I knew about this, but it still was hard to take in. I should learn how to cook it. Now I should have some spare in the refrigerator from last night. My last couple of slices...

That doesn't matter, they need to know of heaven's gift...

The one called Pizza.

"Pizza is a divine food." I said, "If you don't know about Pizza, then I assume you know nothing of the other delicacies my world had."

I looked onward to the road

"I''ve got to get you some Pizza." I stated firmly, "Your lucky I still have some stored up in the fridge.

"Thou art not getting the Royal Highnesses anything!" A guard finally spoke after being silent all this time. "For all, we know Thine food could be poison."

I almost laugh at loud at that unless I have a death wish, why would I even attempt to harm the princesses?

I have no power.

I have no Magic.

Faust?

She can, I assume; create life

With her daughters.

Celestia can...or potentially can...as I hadn't seen her do it yet, move the Sun on her own with ease; as Luna with the moon.

So, poison? Nice Joke, If I wanted to be hunted or murdered. Feel free to Poison the princess. However, I like my life where it is.

I am not a psychopath.

Just an Average guy from Maryland USA trying to live to see another day.

I snapped out of my daze as Celestia and Luna gave the guard a look. I continued onward. I was not going to worry, worry would only lead things to become worse.

"I'm not a murderer." I said flatly, "As I am not a murderer, I am not a threat either."

I was tempted to say unless I were to be attacked then I would have a right to defend myself. But I had to be careful, I knew of the show. But I also know of fanfiction. I knew how poorly they could react to the words to defend themselves. They might consider me to be violent.

"I agree with thee." Celestia said with a small grin, "If this huuman was indeed violent, thou would hath indeed harmed us the moment we broke into Thine house."

....

Silence.

I nodded my head at her in acknowledgment.

"Thank you."

She smiled at me.

Author's Note

Anything that I need to work on, feel free to let me know so I can approve. I hear all, have a good day.

Awareness (Mostly rewritten)

I kind of knew where I was going now that I was out of the castle; The Castle was my only real issue of getting lost.

The residents of...Canterlot heh.

Well most of them had the same looks as before, but this time I saw some Nobles who stuck their noses up at me.

Just by looking at that, I could tell they had a stick up their butt larger than their own horn.

I wasn't fazed by it. They didn't look threatening at all, and they most likely looked more adorable than anything.

Speaking of looks, nobody here looks fat. Either skinny or athletic, almost all of them had curves that resembled that of an hourglass.

I also see some even giving me lustful looks as well. Was I really that attractive? No...maybe exotic considering that I was the only human here.

"Sightseeing?" Luna asked amused.

I raised my eyebrow.

"Yes actually, the very interesting place you have here."

"Indeed it is." she smirked proudly, "Our mother created this planet, with Thine own magic."

I blinked, "Excuse me, did you say create the planet? Like a God?"

"Why yes." Celestia chimed in, "Our mother is amazing, "

"I find that hard to believe." I said flatly, "But you know what, since we are in another world, I'll believe anything at this point. You're going to have to show me some proof."

"Proof?" Celestia grinned; her eyes sparkling with barely hidden amusement, I narrowed my eyes at her, "I cannot show you proof that our mother does what she does."

"But we can show thou what we art capable of," Luna adds smirking.

"And just what are you too capable of ..moving the sun and the moon?" I asked raising an eyebrow.

"By raising the sun and the moo-"

The princess's eyes widened,

"H-how could you possibly know that we just earned our cutie marks a week ago!" Luna demanded

"You have a sun and a moon tattoo on your booties girls," I said with a flat voice, "at first I assumed you worship a sun or moon goddess, but then my mind went a little bit more extreme."

My imagination can take a wild turn so in a way, I was right.

"Thou art full of deceit." The other guard spoke up. "The only way thou could hath possibly noticed that would be to see them nude; we were with you most of the time, and no way would Queen Faust allow her daughters to undress in front of a creature such as you."

I was not bothered by her comment, "Yeah...one of the joys of being a writer...your mind runs wild and you end up thinking of crazy things."

I really wish I had some coffee now.

"So...you ...a creature never before seen guessed something even we did not know about?" The guard asked in a flat tone

"Honestly, yeah..." I nodded my head, Yeah I lied, but whatever.

"I was surprised that I was right on the dot."

Whether the guard believe me or not, I couldn't tell...they were pretty stoic.

"So..thou writes novels?" Celestia asked with a curious look. Luna looked bored.

"What does thou right about?"

"I write about a lot of fantasy stuff." I said with a blank look on my face, "and I am planning about writing something new in the future to gain money for survival."

"I'm sure if you ask our mother. She'd be more than happy to help thee." Celestia said with a smile.

"Yeah, but I don't want to live off of her." I said flatly, "I want to live with my own effort not of someone elses."

"An independent Stallion." A guard chuckled, "Never thought I'd see the day."

"I'm not a stallion." I corrected, "I am a man."

The guard didn't respond.

"Well, we are here." I said in a monotone voice, "You see what you did to my house?"

My eyes traveled from the Princesses to the now Shattered window. Then to the guards; then back to the door.

At least the princesses had the decency to look a little bit sheepish.

I was joking with them though as they were apparently children.

The guards however looked stoic; like statues.

A**holes.

"..."
"We art sorry." Princess luna said sheepishly as I stared at the thing in front of them.

"No-no..." I sighed, "I should have at least expected this dream to go at any second."

Some of the guards snorted, I ignored them and picked up the damage; ignoring the sting of pain as the shards of damage embedded themselves into my skin, drawing blood. Bad news, I think I realized this isn't a dream. I don't know what to feel about it.

"Flankholes." one of the guards said as she walked over to me and...oh cool, Magic. All of the damage was floating up in the air.

I stared at the damage that was floating in the air with a greenish glow; that I noticed matched her hair.

Nice

She glanced at me, "Where's the trash?"

I pointed across the room and she floated all of the damage and dumped it in the trashcan."

I think she deserves a reward.

I walked over to her she wasn't looking at me, and some of the guards tensed. I ignored them before I grabed her by the waist and brung her forward into a kiss.

She froze.

Alien mouths are interesting.

After a minute or two I broke from her and looked at her frozen state, slowly I could see a blush start to form on her cheeks.

I have no romantic feelings for her, but she was attractive and she did have...a body most women would kill for...maybe I could give this girl a shot.

"Thanks," I said with a smile.

I walked back to where I was.

I could hear some whistles from the guards.

Celestia and Luna just looked on confused.

So, you never heard of this pizza eh?" I asked as I gazed at them. "Yes, that is what we hath said." Luna rolled her eyes.

I raised an eyebrow at her.

"Dear sister I think he knows that," Celestia said with a slight snicker, Luna blinked before the realization hit her, a deep blush began to form on her muzzle, and she scratched the back of her head in embarrassment.

I rolled my eyes and grabbed the pizza from the fridge, they looked on at it with interest.

"So...that is Pizza?" Celestia asked.

I looked at her and nodded.

"Yes kid, this is Pizza." I looked back at the pizza and smirked, "Prepared to be amazed."

Author’s Note

I’ll post again on this story April 2nd: just trying to find a smooth pace for the story.

Until then why don’t you read some of my other ones, some of them you may like and others you may dislike.

Thanks again for everything.

Dear Diary (Short)

Dear diary.

I have never actually written in a diary before, so forgive me if this doesn't really seem like one.

It has not even been a day since I have been into this new world, and everything is crazy.

Genders are reversed here, I am not an idiot to not catch the discreet glances to my butt in a way that males do to a woman. Also, Magic is apparently a thing now; at least here.

Honestly I am taking this whole thing in stride, so far it's been alright...well as alright as it gets when people can literally control the entire universe with ease. Or so they claim.

I fear for my future, I really do, but what can you do; If I get into trouble...that's future me's problems right?

Wish me luck, and if everything goes smoothly I might just survive my first day.

I hope.

Once again, wish me luck.

Elliot out.

Author's Note

This is just something to let you know that I changed my mind, I decided not to be dead; instead I just decided to learn as I go. I hope you like this short chapter, and I will see you all next time.