First Male in Equestria

by Star Dawn

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Romance, Sex, Profanity, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Anthology, Main 6, Princess Luna
Length: 9963

Twilight summons a human male to her world, an all female world.

A human male is summoned to another world, he is the only male and the only human there.

Me...I am actually still trying to process this whole thing.

Published 2023-01-14 12:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2024-11-17 22:59:56 UTC

...Huh?"

"Hold on a sec, so you mean to tell me that you opened up a portal to another dimension and summoned a male from myths and legends, then he managed to kiss you on the lips?" A Rain-bowed colored blue pegasus by the name of Rainbow dash said with a look of disbelief on her face.

"I'm sorry Twi but I'm not buying it."

"Rainbow...why else would I be panicking like this!!!!"

"You seem to panic over a lot of things darling." Purple-colored snow-white Unicorn said with an amused smile, "But I'll have to agree on Rainbow on this one...I mean a Male? That is something only read in filly stories and legends."

'Just like Nightmare moon and the Elements of Harmony.' Twilight thought sourly

The Cowboy pony-wearing orange rolled her eyes..."Don't be silly, Sugahcube," she said, "Mah mom told me that males do...or did exist.,... and she never lies.

"Well believe it or not. He does Exist." Twilight said with a sigh, "He is at the library as we speak with barbara..."

"Wait...He?"

It's the proper term of his kind." Twilight nodded her head.

"Wait so his is her and she is he?" Rainbow asked with a weird look, "Are you sure you aren't making this up Twi."

"I told you I am not," she said as she led her friends to her own home, which was a public library in a tree. "I don't think I could Make up that feeling of being kissed."

"That-means-I'll-get-to-make-two-parties, awelcome-to-poniville-party-and-a congratulation-Twilight-got-her-first-kiss-party!"

That's not important!" Rarity said, "Y-you mean to tell me you left Barbara alone in the house with a strange creature never before seen?!"

"He is actually pretty nice and intelligent." Twilight said with a sigh, "I asked him to Buck Barbara for science...and he refused, because-"

"YOU ASKED HIM TO WHAT???!!!!"

She cringed as her head dropped down in shame. "I know...I know...I just thought that a Dragoness was more durable than a pony, I wasn't thinking about her."
"So..Let me get this straight," The orange-cowboy-wearing earth pony said with a flat tone, "You left...Barbara alone with a male? Are you sure we aren't gonna bump into...him bucking her brains out?"

"Relax girls he refused, specifically because she was too young." She said,

"A-are you even certain that he could give us a foal?" a meek voice belonging to a pink-haired yellow-colored pegasus. Her name was Fluttershy.

"He should be able to..." Twilight said, as they reached her house"I haven't tested him yet."

"I got the feeling he is testing it out with barbara as we speak." Rainbow snarked.

"Rainbow!" Twilight shouted, "I told you...the human. is not like that!"

"Huuuman?" Rainbow rolled her eyes again, "And yet another filly story. Listen, Egghead, We all know you -

'Princess Celestia!" Twilight screamed out in shock once she had opened the door. She stumbled back a bit before she rushed into the room.

Her friends had the same reaction if not worse as the six stumbled into the room to see the stunning sight of their goddess sitting on the lap of a strange biped creature.

"Ahahah! Victory!!" the male said with a huge smirk on his face that sent shivers down each and every single pony's friend.

"How do you keep doing that," Barbara shouted annoyed.

He shrugged, "Skills I guess, this reminds me of a game back home, Eals and Escalators, just kind of surprised that you have escalators."
Pinkie was Vibrating, she was vibrating so fast that her own body started to blur.

"Princess!" Twilight shouted again, "What are you doing here, and why are you sitting on this Humans lap!"

Celestia smirked, "Oh twilight, it's good to see you....Oh.,.and Twilight .this is Eli...Eli this is my most faithful student Twilight. Sparkle."

"Yo." the man raised his hand in greeting.

Twilight's eyes bulged out of her sockets, it was actually quite funny to see.

"You mean...The Eli,...the one whom you told me about as a FIlly?"
'
Celestia nodded, "Indeed he is.,.."

"B-but how..." Twilight gaped, "I was told that he vanished over a thousand years ago after the battle with Eris!"

"Lesson number one." The now Identified, legendary Eli said, "Expect the unexpected...That is how I hadn't gone insane yet with all of these things and revelations happening to me at once." ." He took another sip of his coffee and sighed.

"B-but you don't look like your a thousand years old at all!"

"Neither does Celestia."

"Thank you, dear." Celestia smiled.

Eli shrugged, "No problem."

He took another sip of his coffee.

"As for how... I don't know...I am just taking everything in one stride; going with the flow if you may." Eli noticed her friends behind her or at least he assumed were her friends nodded his head to them, his eyebrow raised slightly at the pink one.

"Is your Pink friend alright?"

"She's fine; Pinkie is just being Pinkie.".." Twilight dismissed, Notebook and Inkpen floating towards her encased in a purple glow.

'Fitting Nickname.'

"Tell me everything."

Eli raised his eyebrow."If you're asking about those times twilight...you're going to be in for a disappointment, I don't remember anything in those times."

She sighed, she was disappointed, I chuckled, taking in another sip of my coffee.

"Although I can't tell you about how I supposedly first met Celestia thousands of years ago, I can tell you about how I met her after you vanished; and about how I found out about everything."

Twilight perked up, at this and nodded her head, "That's... fine, you can tell me about how you and the princess met after..." she blushed slightly, "Vanished."

Eli hummed, as he took another sip from his coffee.

"Alright..." he said, "Now brace yourselves, this may shock you."

"Tell. me. Everything."

Eli shrugged, "Alright.." the man said as he Adjusted the pony princess on my lap, "You can sit down, get comfortable if if you want."

It took a moment before they eventually managed to do so.

Eli took another sip of my coffee, and sighed contently, "Well, it all started when you left, right when..."

Author's Note

Trust me, everything will make sense in the future. Have a nice day.

Royal Connections

"Cool, hold on I'll be right back." She went out of sight for a moment before she came back with a boardgame. I raised an eyebrow. "Changelings and Manescalators huh..." I snorted, "Is that supposed to be funny?"

"What?" Barbara tilted her head at me in confusion.

I sighed lowering my empty mug onto the desk.

"Horse Puns Barbara." I said, " back in my world, I had a similar game called, Eals and Escalators."

Barbara snickered. "Funny." she set the game down, and set it up... "I assume these black things are Changelings..."

"Yes..." Barbara nodded her head, "They live off of love."

I nodded, "Yeah, I know...we had myths about them back in our world, much like dragons.., unicorns...and unicorns with wings..."

'The changelings do not even look threatening though.' I thought with a raised eyebrow, 'they're so cute, not as cute as ponies, but still cute enough that it makes you want to hug them like you would a pillow.'

"Cool," Barbara said, She was about to open her mouth. before she paused, "hold on a minute...I got to report to the princess about what's been going on..."

I raised my eyebrow, 'Royalty huh, I guess my next move will determine what my future may be like.
before I shrugged, "Sure."

I watched, as Barbara went away before she grabbed something, cool...That's a letter.I watched as she grabbed an...that's an old-fashioned Pen. Once she was done she blew on it. I blinked in surprise as she destroyed the letter with...fire?

"Hey...Barbara..." I said, "What's the point of writing a letter when you're going to burn it seconds later with fire."

"It's not destroyed..." Barbara said, "It's just a special ability I have to send letters to the princesses instantly."

"Huh.."

Seconds later I was blinded by a flash of golden light. I had to cover my eyes just to be sure that I won't get blinded myself.

Once the light died down. A Huge pony about at least three times the size of the one known as Twilight Sparkle. Stood in between me and Barbara, Since I was sitting down, I caught myself looking at the pony's ass.

I know a nice ass when I see one. The white one's ass is nice. Even if it is from a completely different species. I caught myself staring so I had to look away. My mother taught me better.

Wait...was that a picture of a sun on her ass?

"Barbara...you said Twilight summoned a Human?" She asked frantically I think, "Where is he?!"

Barbara couldn't even say anything, she pointed a claw behind her, and she turned to face me. I finally saw what she looked like. She was by far...beautiful. Those magenta-colored eyes, her multicolored main that seemingly blows through the nonexistent wind...wait...

You know what...fantasy dream-land...not even going to question it.

This...Pony alien.., Princess...was currently staring at me as she had...and pardon this cliche, it's literally the best way to describe the moment right now. Like she had seen a ghost.

I don't know why... I think I would have remembered if I had seen an alien Equine woman before.

Her eyes are watering now....don't tell me I did something to upset the princess...-P-please forgive me princess....I...am not used to being in front of Royalty..."

Celestia closed her eyes.

Much to my surprise, the princess let loose a small watery chuckle, this time her tears escaping her eye sockets, falling freely against her cheeks.

"Celestia, Luna...The Elements, Fire your attack now!"

"B-but..."

"I can't hold her for much longer...do it now!"

"Not from my memories Eli." The Princess said softly. My eyes widened, "Wait...hold on now! How do you know my name?

Her lips twisted into an amused smirk, "Is it not common knowledge, for a wife to know the name of her beloved husband?"

"I think you got the wrong person princess."

"Soul magic is never wrong," Celestia said with her smirk growing, she trotted towards me, realizing how tall she was, I had to look up at her because I was sitting down, tilting my head back much more than I would a normal horse.

Now it all makes sense; Not really, but it explains the feeling of familiarity to her and how she read my name.

"She walked up to me till we were nose to muzzle. "I uh..." I said softly taking a slight step back. "You might want to explain a few things first.

She frowned.

"Alright...what do you want to know."

"How I died would be a start."

She closed her eyes painfully before she opened them and sighed, "Very well..."

"And then I Sacrificed myself to allow you to seal the Goddess of Chaos Eris into some type of stone prison With the Elements of Harmony?"

She nodded. "That would be correct."

I sighed," fine, say I do believe that, what are the elements of Harmony and how come it didn't seal me into stone along with Eris?"

"The Elements of Harmony." she began, " are six supernatural artifacts representing subjective aspects of harmony. They are six: Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty, and Magic. They have been wielded on rare occasions, particularly during events marked by danger and anarchy as a last resort to restore and enforce the balance of peace and order. However, the effects of their use are generally temporary and non-lethal, usually a form of banishment or imprisonment."

Her expression saddened, "I and my sister once wielded them together...that all changed when ...I .." She shook her head, I raised my eyebrow, "What?"

"That is something for Luna to tell," Celestia explained before she pulled me into a hug. "I-I really thought you were gone forever."

'This dream has by far been the most strangest dream of them all...' I thought as Barbara sat awkwardly to the side watching. I looked at her with an unsure expression Not knowing what to do, I just patted her on the back, "There there princess," I said everything is going to be ok...I am here now..."

Introduction

"Sure enough after that shocking revelation, I found myself here; playing board games with the Princess and a Dragoness, which in itself was pretty cool." I took a sip of my coffee as I gazed at their reactions.

To say everyone was shocked would be an understatement. Jaws hung to the floor, as their eyes were wide. Wider than I ever thought they'd possibly be; and that's saying something because their eyes were already unnaturally big.

There was silence.

Pure unadulterated Silence. at least until I broke the ice with a sip of my coffee. Celestia giggled slightly as I could feel Twilight's eye to twitch.

"You alright Twilight?"

"How are you so calm about this!" Twilight screeched.

I took another sip of my coffee and sighed pleasantly.

This caused Twilight's eye to twitch again.

What's up with her?

"This is some good coffee."

"ELI!"

I took another sip of my coffee causing Twilight's eye to twitch more violently.

"Young Twilight..." Celestia said giggling quietly, "Don't mind his antics, This is just how Eli copes with everything. "

I took another sip of my coffee in response.

The Rainbow-haired one laughed.

I raised my eyebrow at her, "And you are?"

She zoomed up to my face, that little action reminded me of Sonic the Hedgehog which was pretty cool.

"Rainbow Dash, Fastest flier in Equestria."

She even has his ego too.

Suddenly she was pulled back by another glow...I turned to the source noting the expressions; the one who matched it was a girl who looked and walked like a country girl.

"Calm down Sugahcube," she glanced at me with an apologetic expression, "Ah'm sorry about her, Rainbow can be a little...Extreme."

Rainbow pouted, I smirked, "Yeah...It's kind of cute."

"Oi, I am not cute I'm Cool!"

I took a sip of my coffee as I stared her down, she started to become nervous, before I chuckled, "Yeah...You are definitely cool,"

She puffed up her chest.

"In an adorable sort of way."

I almost laughed at her reaction.

"Well Darling...." the purple noble girl spoke up, she sounds nobler than the princess, and that's saying something, "He is kind of right in a way..." Must be because she isn't really acting like a princess. Huh, that must be what Twilight's problem with me is...meh nothing I can really do about it.

I another sip of my coffee.

Rainbow shot her an irate look, which the Mare ignored as she trotted up to me. "My name is Rarity dear. Might I have the name of the most handsome male I have ever seen?"

"I think I'm the only male you have ever seen." I said with a deadpanned expression before I smirked, "And so bold of you to be flirting with me; In front of my wife no less."

Twilight was just about to open her mouth but she closed it when I said that. Apparently, she was about to say the same thing.

Rarity smiled, "Well she didn't seem to mind it when you kissed twilight Eli--poo~" The way she said it caused me to shudder slightly.

"First of all, I didn't know about the situation at that time." I looked at Celestia, who smiled and nodded at me, I was thankful she was so understanding, "Second of all, please don't call me Eli~poo."

"I don't know dear." Celestia teased, "I kind of like it."

"Celestia," I warned.

"Oh relax Eli~poo~" She smirked as I sighed. "It's not the end of the world."

"Whatever." I took another sip of my coffee. Once it was gone Celestia's horn glowed, and the cup refilled itself. "Thank you, Celestia."

"Call me Tia." she grinned.

I rolled my eyes and chuckled.

My gaze traveled back to the people there who were standing shocked at what they were seeing.

"What?"

"Nothing to worry about sugar cube," The Cowboy pony said, I"'ve never seen the princess act like that before."

I shrugged.

"Even though she is the ruler of an entire country, she is still a mare."

"She is over a thousand years old and controls the sun." Twilight deadpanned.

"She's still a mare." I eye-smiled at her, causing Celestia to hug me tighter and Twilight to sigh.

"So your names?" I asked.

"Mah names Applejack, Sugarcube."

"Rarity darling."

I took another sip of my coffee.

"Very unique names," I said with a smile

"Thank you, dear." Rarity smiled beautifully. I simply nodded and readjusted Celestia once more.

So...who are the rest of you..." I glanced at the yellow-winged equine and the pin-

I blinked.

"Where did the Pink one go...I-Holy shit!"

"HimynameispinkiepiedoyoulikepartiesI-MMMPH."

I put a hand to her lips, "Calm downHello Pinkie, and yes I do like Parties, By your expression you want me to have one, and I am okay with that."

I was expecting a lot of things, what I wasn't expecting was for pinkie to lick my hand from the bottom of my palm to the tip of my fingers.

I retracted it instantly, a slight look of disgust on my face,

"Ok...I'ma stays away from that one."

"Silly filly...No one hides from Pinkie!" she licked her lips, "Tasty!"

I ignored the slight shiver and took another sip of my coffee before turning my gaze to the yellow equine who upon noticing my gaze upon her tried to hide behind her hair shrinking even more than she had been before.

"And what is your name."

She peeked almost reluctantly out of her hair. Shy one eh...At least she didn't scream out monster before running to hide.

I blinked again as I glanced around, None of them did now that I think of it. That earned a plus in my book

”Fluttershy”

I was very lucky...I was very lucky I heard it, as I wasn't expecting her voice to be so small.

"It's nice to meet you Fluttershy."

'I want to jump out of my seat and cuddle her.' I thought with a soft smile making her blush at my smile and shrink even further.

"It's nice to meet you Fluttershy," I said with a nod, I took another sip of my coffee as I

gazed around at everyone.

"So...my first impression of you is..."

Everyone leaned in.

"You're all Adorable."

I took another sip of my coffee."

"Did I get everyone I needed to meet?"

Barbara shook her head, "No We still have all of ponyville."

I snorted, 'Now that's just lazy.'

"And we still have Princess Luna Princess Candace and Gleaming Shield and her wife."

"Gleaming Shield?" I asked her with a raised eyebrow.

Twilight nodded.

'What is up with this place?'

"And what of Princess Luna?"

"I am certain she loves you as much as I, but that would be her story to tell." Celestia which caused me to get slightly confused.

"I um...well ok? But why isn't she here."

Celestia sighed, "Unfortunately I am not sure she will be joining, She is still mustering up the courage to meet you."

"Courage?" I asked, "What happened to her and me that caused her to be frightened."

"It has nothing to do with what you have done," Celestia reassured softly. "But when she feels like she is ready she will tell you herself."

I stared at her for a long moment, before I nodded.

"Alright then."

I took another sip of my coffee.

Author's Note

Have a good day

Not a Dream

"So...can you send me back?" I asked causing Celestia to shake her head, "Unfortunately I cannot," She said sorrowfully, I could tell it was fake and that she didn't seem all that upset about it. I mean why would she be after just getting her lover back after thousands of years?

I took another sip of my coffee, "Why do you not like it here? " she leaned into me, "Do you not want to be with me?"

I grabbed her horn and pulled her back, which seemed to be a mistake because her eyes crossed and she let out a real...and very sexy moan. I admit...I shuddered.

Apparently, the Horns are a very sensitive area...

I frowned.

Gonna make sure I don't touch that again...

I looked around and saw that the...elements of harmony all had blushes on their cheeks.

I raised my eyebrow.

What an...interesting development.

"Dude..." Barbara whispered leaning in, "Don't touch the horn, it makes them weird."

"Noted," I said dryly as I glanced at her, before glancing back at them and then back at Celestia, who was giving me a...

Predatory look now...

Oh boy...

I took another sip of my coffee..

"I don't like that look," I commented.

"Oh?" she leers, "I don't think little Eli agrees with you~"

Shit.

Little Eli had indeed grown and become hard.

"Bad Pony." I gave her a small pinch causing her to slightly yelp before I took a sip of my coffee.

Now...to break the ice...how can I love another species. Especially one that resembles that of a horse from the world that I used to live in.

Well, for one...I don't love her.

Let's get one thing cleared up.

I. Don't. Love. her.

I mean come on; you can't love a person you just met.

However, that doesn't mean I don't find her attractive.

And too she doesn't look like a horse at all, even if she may bear a slight resemblance looking at her walking on four hindlegs.

But other than that she looks nothing like one.

She is intelligent as well; not like an animal but like a human. She can speak, she can talk she can create she can destroy she can basically do everything that we humans can do.

So, I am really giving her a shot here.

Plus not many chicks if not any come on to me like she does, so it is very flattering.

"Hot." Rainbow dash commented earning a slap to the back of the head by rarity

"Hey! What was that for!?"

"You're being rude." Rarity scolds, "E-Even if your right..."

I raised my eyebrow.

"Well...Darling..." she said slowly turning towards me; blushing slightly, "What barbara said is quite sensitive, I'd advise you not to do that in the future..."

"Though you can touch my horn anytime."

"I'm sorry. What was that?"

"I didn't say anything, darling."

I raised my eyebrow, "Are you sure? It sounded like you did."

She merely smiles innocently at you.

I stared at her for a second, before I turned to Celestia who was looking amused now.

"So...why can't you send me back," I asked.

"I think I just told you," Celestia replied with a raised eyebrow.

"Celestia,"

"I told you to call me Tia." she smiled.

I sighed, "Fine Tia, that is not the right answer and you know it."

"Yes it is," she sighed, "You still haven't answered my question either...Sweetie."

"I will answer your question if you answer mine properly."

Celestia rolled her eyes, "fine, the true reason I can't send you back is because of the...do you remember the multiverse theory you told me about thousands of years ago?"

I rolled my eyes, "No Celestia, no I don't, you know that."

Celestia pouted, "That didn't stop me from having hope that you'd somehow remember it."

I took another sip of my coffee. "Celestia, we do have the multiverse theory back at home, you don't need to say anything else."

I took a deep breath and closed my eyes, remembering every moment I had with my family, every happy one to every sad one, every loving one to every hateful one.

Celestia looked torn, at one point she was incredibly glad that her husband couldn't go back to her world, but now...as she stared at her lover as he mourned, she couldn't help but feel guilty, because she was thinking of herself so much that she never bothered to think how her husband must have felt.

She wasn't the only one, Twilight and Barbara felt guilty too, Twilight had her ears splayed on the back of her head, while Barbara put her own head down in shame. Twilight was the one who wanted to summon a male, torn away from his family and friends, torn away from everything he knew; into a world, he knew nothing about. She shook herself from her daze..

Even if it was wrong she did have a reason,Science

Barbara was feeling guilty because she should have tried to stop Twilight in some way or at least tried to. Barbara looks down in shame,

I shook my head.

Apparently, if I went to this world a thousand years; and returned to my world then apparently this happened again by twilight, even if was purely a coincidence that she managed to summon me back, that at least gives me hope that I can go back.

I took another sip of my coffee and sighed deeply. This is no dream, I don't have dreams like this.

Suddenly something blew up in my face, this is the first time I actually lost my composure, I shrieked as my coffee slipped from my hands, I reacted instinctively and caught it, however, most of the coffee spilled all over the floor.

Rainbow and Celestia started cackling like mad.

I glared slightly at them.

"Pinkie!" Twilight shouted, "Don't do that."

"Just trying to cheer him up!" Pinkie smiled cheerfully.

I took a deep breath, "Pinkie...while I do thank you for the attempt." I glared at her, "Don't do that again."

"Okie Doki Loki!"

I stared at her for a long moment before I looked at the ground where the mess was, then back to my coffee mug, and saw that there was only a small amount of coffee.

I looked at the Pinke pony who was now defying the laws of physics. I looked back at the coffee mug.

I sighed.

'I should seriously consider alcohol.'

Author's Note

I know it's short, and I will be able to gradually write longer chapters as the story progress. I'm sorry about that.

Also, I hope you like it, if not. I'm sorry.

...A Magic Mother?

I walked around Ponyville with Celestia on my right, and Twilight on her left, followed by Barbara who was on her shoulders, on my left was pinkie, followed by Rainbow dash who was floating up in the air, Rarity, AppleJack, and Fluttershy.

Glancing around with interest I noticed how brightly colored everything was; barely anything came in Black.

Batman would hate this place.

Pinkie was doing most of the talking really, pointing at things and naming every pony by name, really impressed by the way; occasionally defying the laws of physics. She kind of reminds me of Deadpool. It was scary as it was entertaining.

Wait...

Does that mean there is a fourth wall break here too?

Anyway, Pinkie was doing most of the touring while the main six, Twilight and Barbara just added from here and there.

Celestia was just silent, smiling though that smile did make me slightly suspicious and I wondered if it was real, as it was different from the one she wore in the room.

She is royalty, so I guess she has to put on a persona for the public.

She was still very close to me though.

"HUMAN!" a voice startled me from my thoughts, the last thing I saw was a mint-colored face with golden eyes and the cries of ELI AND LYRA WHAT DO YOU-before my entire world went black.

"Wake up child..." a voice said softly...my eyes slowly fluttered open and I gazed around.

I realized instantly that I wasn't where I was before, so that means that either someone kidnapped me; which would be hard to do considering who I was with at that time. Or this was all a dream and someone kidnapped me in the real world and I woke up somewhere unrecognizable.

"Child no one kidnapped you, rest assured."

My neck snapped to the source of the voice. Only for my eyes to widen in surprise at what I see before, No...I wasn't shocked by seeing another pony.

What I was shocked by, was how majestic this pony looked; Not even that, but her mere presence screamed at you to bow down to her.

There was also something else to her, just like I had felt with Celestia, why was she.... why did she feel so familiar?"
I took a step back in shock.

"W-who are you?" I asked,

"So...Your God was right, " She said to herself, and she smiled sadly at me, "even though you do not remember, you still feel a such familiarity towards me."

My eyes widened, before I took a step backward, "H-how did you...."

"I am not a normal mare..." she said smirking slightly. "My name is Lauren Faust, child...." she looked me in the eyes, "I am your Mother..."

My eyes slowly widened.

"In-law." she giggled heavenly at my reaction, "I am the mother of Celestia and Luna."

I sighed in relief and put a hand on my heart, inhaling before exhaling, "Please don't do that."

"Your reaction was funny," she giggled again, "I am surprised you actually believed me."

"I'd believe anything at this point." I said with a flat look, "After everything that has happened to me so far."

She winced at that, "I suppose; it is also the why I had brought you over here..." she said softly, causing me to raised my eyebrow, she clarified."Your lives on Equestira and on Earth will start to merge soon, and you will eventually have access to magic yourself, as you did back then, followed by memories of what is to come."

My eyes widened before they narrowed, "What do you mean my life on Equestria and on earth will start to merge?" I asked, "Do you mean when two worlds become one?"

"No...." she sighed, "Think about it like this, your experiences make you the man you are today correct?"

I nodded and she closed her eyes before she opened them, "Well the life that you lived on Earth was different from the life you lived in Equestria, You lived almost an entirely different lifestyle."

"Ah..." I nodded my head in understanding, "So...that's what you mean by my life on Equestria and on Earth will start to Merge...."

Lauren nodded her head, "Indeed; while the memories are fine to deal with...the magic is not. "

She walked towards me till she was faced with me, well...not face to face, but she was pretty tall, all she had to do was look up slightly then we were eye to eye.

I could actually get a clearer picture of her, her firey red mane, and her snow-white fur, her face looked so adorable but majestic and queeny at the same time.

"I will also give you a gift as an apology for bringing you to this world without your consent."

"I see..." I said with a blank expression on my face, "So it was you who took me away from my family, "

She bowed her head in shame, "Yes it was, and I know what I did wasn't exactly the right move."

"Yeah, it wasn't." I replied causing her to flinch slightly, "You could have come to visit me and offered me a chance to come to a new world. I would have been like what's the catch...and depending on whether you can send me back or not, I would have agreed."

I paused for a moment, before I looked up at her with narrowed eyes, "You can send me back right?"

"I can indeed send you back home, " Lauren said nodding, "Though it would be incredibly difficult; much more than finding you."

"How?"

She grinned at me, "Soul magic not only intertwined your soul with my daughters forever but it also Magically bonded me with you three as well."

"...What?"

She giggled, "Yes, in a way...Technically I really am your Mother...in a magic sort of way..."

I stared at her for a long moment, before I sighed and rubbed my forehead with my hand

'Yeah....no.' I thought, 'I'm definitely changing to Alcohol.'

Author's Note

Have a good day

Lunar Connections

“Now, as much as I want you to be here there is someone that very much wishes to talk to you.”

I tilted my head in confusion before the air shimmered around a certain area.

A blue pony appeared; she was smaller than Celestia but bigger than the other ponies and her expression really did seem like she was extremely nervous.

I also noticed that Lauren was gone.

"My time in Equestria was long over, I am watching over my creations from above, in the same way, your creator did with you. Lauren's voice echoed through my mind, "Although I love my daughters very much, I cannot hold their hoof forever."

"That still doesn't mean you can still be with your daughters," I said, Luna looked at me in slight confusion,

I am with them, even when I am not, I am a proud mother of what they had done.

I sighed, I knew I was not going to win this one, so I just let it go.

"Heed this one Mare's request. Lauren said, I slowly nodded my head.

"take care of my daughters, Celestia and Luna...love them, care for them, as you did in the days of old, though you do not remember as of now; You were once their guardian angel, their friend, their rival, and now...their lover...Your exile broke their hearts, and they slowly became shells of their former selves in different ways because of that."

"...I..." I was hesitant as I knew what she was doing, but...I also knew that this was a desperate plea from a loving mother I don't mind it, but at the same time, I don't want to lie.

Admirable thought in itself. , Lauren's voice responded to my thoughts, you do not have to lie, just continue to give my daughters a chance to mend what was broken."
I frowned for a long moment.

"Ok then." I sighed, "I think I've been doing good so far so I'll continue where I left off."

Thank you

"Is everything alright?" Luna's voice cut through my thoughts, I looked at her and nodded my head.

"You must be Luna." I said with a small smile, "The one Celestia told me about, It's nice to meet you."

She smiled sadly to herself, "So sister was right after all...You really do not remember us."

I raised my eyebrow before the words of Celestia flashed back into my head from before.

"I and my sister once wielded them together...that all changed when ...I .." She shook her head, I raised my eyebrow, "What?"

"That is something for Luna to tell," Celestia explained

I didn't truly know what or how to react to that, so I just decided that my best decision at the moment is to be silent.

She trotted towards me slowly, till she was muzzle to nose... well it was the same with Celestia and Lauren, only much smaller, I actually had to tilt my head downwards to meet her eyes, which I am noticing the Royal family has eyes that are more majestic than the one's I have seen so far.

She slowly raised her hoof onto my cheek, I slightly flinched as she started to caress it slowly. People-er...Ponies have done a number of things to me... whether it be looking at me with interest, unconditional love, and passion to staring at me lecherously sitting on my lap, and rubbing her very impressive ass against my lap...

Celestia also had her own way of affection which showed me that she really did love me and didn't want to let me go. Especially with the tears that seemed to be watering her eyes when she first saw me.
But no one...and I mean no one...were able to look at me in the eyes while at the same time, caressing me as Luna did...

Oh...Luna's eyes are starting to water as well."

"Thou's face..." Luna said softly, "Tis as handsome as we'd remember it to be."

Not going to lie, this actually did make me blush, the only person to ever call me...Handsome was my mother, though I don't hate the opposite gender for it, everyone is entitled to their own opinion after all. Even if half of the females I met were assholes about it. This one in particular... she called me handsome...Not even Celestia did...wait did she? No...No she didn't as far as I remember...

In fact...although I know she loves me; from at least what I have seen, the only person who has called me handsome here is Luna.

"Thanks... you're pretty sexy yourself." I said bluntly, "Even if you are from another species."

Her cheeks darkened at what I said, and looked down, "Thou art as blunt as we remember thee to be as well,."

She took a deep shaky breath before tilting her head back upwards to face me again. I looked into her eyes once again and noticed that the guilt in her eyes seemed to grow.

"We...I had done some horrible things in the past due to jealousy and I -EEP!"

She was cut off when pinched her ass making her yelp.

Adorable.

"W-why would you do that to us!" she stammered, "W-We are trying to apologize!"

"Your reaction is cute," I chuckled, "and why do you need to apologize to me anyway?"

"B-because, I still even though you've tried to mend it, became Nightmare Moon!" Luna finally snapped. Causing me to smile.
There we are.

"Now explain to me what happened, and why you want to apologize to me."

And so she did...she explained every single detail of what happened before she turned into Nightmare Moon till when she was banished to the moon for 1,000 years.

'm going to have to talk to Celestia about that, I don't know if she knew the elements could do that at the time or not. Because Banishing her sister for a thousand years on the moon with no social contact whatsoever is too harsh of a punishment

Once she was done she looked to be on the verge of breaking down. Thinking quickly I wrapped my arms around her back and brought her into a hug.

She was startled for a moment, the sobs momentarily ceased.

When I pulled away from her a moment later she seemed to be still in her frozen state looking at me with widened eyes.

"First of all Luna." I started, "Stop apologizing."

"But-

"But nothing; You don't owe them anything," I said, "You spent a thousand years on the moon with no social activity whatsoever."

We had Nightmare moon," Luna muttered.

"The being you turned into when you let your jealousy control you?" I asked flatly causing her to flinch, but she slowly nodded.

"Like I said You don't owe them nothing, you dealt with a punishment that not even the toughest of criminals from my world and I doubt this world too could handle without breaking, you don't owe them a damn thing. So stop apologizing."

"I...I..." she stammered; tears started to stream down her cheeks...

I didn't know what to do....but I could tell that she needed some more love as proof;

In the end...

I did what I thought was the best decision.

I leaned my head forward and locked my lips with hers.

Author's Note

Have a good day!

How? Slightly rewritten.

Author's Note

Short chapter

How? Slightly rewritten.

After a moment of standing in a frozen state, Luna just let me explore her mouth, which tasted pretty good for a person who had lived on the moon for a thousand years.

Eventually, she did snap out of it and began to kiss back, our tongues fought for dominance, and mine was quickly defeated, though I didn't mind. Unlike most, I do not care if a woman is stronger than me. I can still provide be a man to them in different ways.

After she'd completely dominated me, she gave a moan of triumph, before she basically started to do what I did, and explore every single inch of my mouth; electing a not-at-all-small shiver of pleasure to run down my spine.

I looked into her eyes, as she stared at mine.

I found myself lost in them; so much passion, so much love.

It became too much for me, as my knees buckled; I tumbled backward, my back against the floor. Luna sprawled on top of me cowgirl style still kissing me.

I felt my dick harden, as her ass was on my dick.

She must have felt that and broke her kiss, the both of us panting heavily, after gaining her composure, she glanced below her, before glancing back at me.

"Tis has been ages since I'd felt thee's dick under me." She smirked she gave a small grind sending another spike of pleasure through my body. I couldn't help but groan.

I was about to make a funny comment back, but the area around us glitched slightly, distracting me.

"What was that?"

I looked back and saw that the smirk had left Luna's face, now replaced with panic.

"No-no-no-no-no."

"Luna," I said, my eyes showing a mix of concern for her well-being as well as concern for mine."What's wrong."

"Thou art waking up." she pulled me close as if I was going to go away that's when my eyes widened,

"You mean this whole thing was a dream!"

"Yes!"

Emotions that I never felt since I had been here started to fill my body.

Anger.

Anger at the world for daring to play such a crude prank on my life like that.

Disappointment,

I was disappointed because I actually liked what was going on. I actually felt special, and I felt loved by someone who was not my family, getting my first kiss, and so forth...I was disappointed that this whole experience was nothing but a dream.

The area around me glitched more violently than before, then my eyes snapped open.

My eyes snapped open and leaped to my feet, my chess felt sore, but other than that, I felt nothing.

Looking around I realized that I was in a hospital of some sort.., I sighed in disappointment, 'so the whole thing was a dream after all...'

"You're awake." a voice said. I turned to the source only to spot a...mare? a beautiful mare with Pink eyes like Celestia's and Brown hair like mine. She was a white Alicorn which surprised me....But I could feel her gaze on mine, I saw into her eyes, it was a mixture of relief and happiness.

Also, why does she feel so.... familiar?

I smiled at him, "You have the same eyes as Celestia."

She chuckled, "Yeah, I get that a lot, she is my mother after all...so we would bare some resemblance."

My eyes widened in surprise, "Mother?"

He nodded and smirked, "Yes, my mother...."

"I see...." I said with a faraway look in my eyes, "I'm glad that your mother was able to find love after my disappearance, though I do wonder...how was she able to form you with another mare?"

She busted out laughing, it was a laugh that resembled Celestia's so much.

My eyes narrowed, "What's so funny?"

"You.." she said in between breaths, "That's because she didn't find any other Lover Dad."

My eyes widened.

"What?"

"That's right, I am your's and Princess Celestia's son," she said with a proud yet, humble grin, while bowing slightly, "It's nice to see you once again even if I had to wait a thousand years for your return."

I stared at her with a shocked expression on my face, For the second time since I'd been here, my composure was completely blown away.

I tried to form words...but I couldn't.

I just stared at my... Daughter... speechless.

...What?

...But, Slightly rewritten....

Luna jolted from the dream world with a startled gasp as she looked around frantically....Her paintings were heavy as she remembered the feeling that she hadn't felt in over a thousand years...being embraced...

She had a million thoughts in her head before...but now only one remained; Him, SHe has to see him...

He was at Ponyville.

the Dragoness... Barbara sent her sister the letter...

Luna got to her hooves; glancing at a mirror She noticed her dis reviled state. Should she let her beloved see her like this, first time in a thousand years....and... She noticed that she was shaking.

Not out of fear...but out of anticipation...her own body shaking involuntarily...

Buck...the wait, she needs him...

She needs him...

NOW!

Her eyes narrowed, and her wings spread; her horn gave off a majestic glow before with a single flap of her wings, she vanished in a bright flash of Blue light.

I stared at my Daughter, my mind blank, my expression....blank...Everything came to a halt as I stared at him; frozen stiff.....

"Dad..." He waved a hoof in my face, "Dad?" He started to slap it left and right. Still nothing.

"A blue and a yellow flash of light later and Luna and Celestia appeared. Luna, looked like she had just gotten out of bed, which didn't lessen how she looked from the dreamscape.. He

Celestia looked surprised to see Luna there, from what she had seen of her sister earlier; she wasn't expecting her sister to be here so soon.

She smiled at her, Luna didn't see her, she was too busy staring at me.

Celestia walked over to...my...no our daughter...and nuzzled her gently, "How are you, my daughter."

"I'm great." she nuzzled his mother back, "Dad, however..."

She looked at him then looked at me, I still stood frozen...staring at my son in disbelief.

Celestia put a hoof over her mouth to stop a giggle from escaping her lips as Luna trotted forward

Poke.

Poke.

Poke.

Suddenly Luna got a devilish gleam in her eyes, she raised her hoof and brought it down...under my pants....and my underwear, the second she made contact with my bare skin, I snapped out of my daze and grabbed her hoof, blushing slightly.

Her smirk grew.

"I...I'm fine." I muttered, "Not Necessary,"

I didn't want her to know that I was dreaming about her...

I never actually met her before.

Celestia smiled, "Ah, Eli...I don't think you've been introduced. This is my sister."

"We've met." Luna's eyes never left mine. Celestia's and...my son's eyes lit up in recognition.

"No...we haven't," I said my expression shifting into a look of confusion, "I don't remember meeting you."

"You've dreamed about us."

"No I haven't," I said, lying through my teeth. If possible her smirk grew wider, it looked like it was about to split her face.

"Then perhaps this would freshen thou's memory." A second later, I saw a blue glow on both of my faces. I felt a grip before I was pulled, and my eyes widened as my lips were locked with hers once again.

Fuck...Fuck....Fuck....Fuck....Fuck...Fuck. My eyes widened as she kissed me once again, Damn her lips are tasty, I could see Celestia licking her lips at the corner of my eyes.

My Daughter...honestly just smiled, I guess he was just happy that I was back.

We stayed there forever, I was very impressed she could kiss that long without the need for a break...

I raised my hand and tapped her on the shoulder. she let go and we both panted, and a string of saliva stretched from our faces.

She looked at me and smirked.

I stared at her, my expression blank for a few seconds, before I sighed, "Alright...so I have a son..." I glanced at him, "When and how?":" I demanded, "Bringing my full focus on Celestia, "and why didn't you tell me? You didn't give me the slightest hint?"

She looked down, her hoof silently tracing the ground in a small circle.

"Well...I didn't know how you'd react." Celestia admitted, "I was told off from you; reactions men have in your home world and I didn't want to scare you off."

"Fair enough." I shrugged my shoulders, I looked him up and down

, "So... " I trailed off.

"DawnStar Jackson" my Daughter smiled, "My human name is DJ

"Dawn Jackson I guess?"

She nodded, "Yeah..."

I nodded, "Nice name."

"Thank you." Se smiled at me, "You named me."

The silence between us too.

Suddenly the doors burst open...and the...Elements of harmony came in , along with the girl that put me in this place.

What was her name?"

(Flashback)

"LYRA!"

(Flashback-end.)

She looked like she was dragged here, she bowed her head to me her ears splayed onto the back of her head, that...is honestly the first time I have seen something like that. It looked so adorable.

"I-I'm sorry for...almost killing you with my horn..." Lyra muttered, "I got carried away when I figured out an Actual human appeared in Equestria."

For a long moment, I just stared at her, before I turned my gaze back to my Daughter. "Then to my...Baby momma....then to the blue pony... who's apparently my wife too. I then gazed back at the girl. I didn't bother to look at the elements of Harmony...no offense to them, I just had too much stuff on my plate right now.

"Lyra we are good, you don't have to bow your head to me."

"B-but you almost died!" she cried, "I could have killed you!"

"But you didn't so we're good."

'Yes, Magic is bullshit. What else is new,'

"B-but..."

"Lyra..."

"Bonnie..."

"Thant's enough..." The Unicorn that I remembered screaming Lyra's name put a hoof on her shoulder. "Bonnie you don't understand...I could have killed him...I could have..."

This...Bonnie could only glare at Twilight.
Celestia, Luna, My son, and I noticed this, who looked nervous and while Celestia was angry at Lyra for harming her beloved, even she knew that Twilight can take things too far.

We all turned our attention to twilight; who looked nervous

I looked between the two slightly confused, knowing my daughter's look; she was confused too...

"Lyra...listen to me," I said softly squatting down, pulling her chin up so she could look me in the eyes, "We are good alright...I forgive you."

'Didn't really care about it anyway, she didn't mean it.

Her golden eyes widened...

Author's Note

That's that...I hope you like it.

...What?"

I took a sip of my coffee as I stared down two, I assumed to be, females of another species.

I wanted to say horses, but they look nothing like horses, the only thing that I would think resembles that of a horse would most likely be... them walking on forelegs heh. But that's it. The Dragon definitely looks like a dragon...or should I say....

Dragoness

I took another sip of my coffee. I can't really say is as fearsome as I would have hoped, she actually reminds me of Spyro. As it seems to me They are very intelligent, like that of a human, and extremely adorable, I really want to hug them and squeeze them tightly.

I could easily tell that they were nervous, with the way the purple one's ears were folded back against her head, and the redness against the dragoness cheeks as she shifted her feet.

I took another sip of my coffee as I gazed at them with a blank expression on my face, "Let me get this straight," I eventually said "You've...Summoned me to....fuck...a dragoness?"

I tried to keep a tone of neutrality, but the ridiculousness of the situation was getting to me.

I took another sip of my coffee.

I gazed at them both.

The...Dragoness reaction; her face get's much redder than before.

I was just your slightly above-average dude, living in an average community, just trying to live with what I had. My life had many ups and downs, but those downs were disguised as watching anime, watching movies, and reading books of all kinds.

Including comic books, and fanfictions.

'Now I know how Donkey must have felt.' I took another sip of my coffee as I awaited my answer.

"Er...yes..." The Purple one...Twilight? At least that is the name she introduced to me when I was...Isekai'd into this world. "But let me explain..."

"I see..." I said after one explanation later.

"As much as it would honor me to fuck a Dragoness." I met eyes with this...twilight. "She is still too young, no less old than a child."

The Dragoness winced at my voice, I took another sip of my coffee.

"I-I don't see why age is even a variable. " Twilight muttered I took another sip of my coffee and sighed.

"Twilight, while I do understand what you are trying to say," I said, "I don't think you realize what you are doing."

I took another sip of coffee. It was slow sips, I didn't want it to be gone now.

"It's a variable because bearing a child comes with the responsibility of raising one." I rubbed my forehead with my free hand before gazing at the young Dragoness..

I took another sip of my coffee.

"Barbara was it?"

She nodded her head bowed, my eyes softened a bit.'

"I didn't mean to hurt you with my words, you are beautiful for a Dragoness." I said, "But you still have a childhood to live, you still have things to do to grow and learn. Before the responsibilities of raising a child come to play."

My lips quirked up to a playful grin, "But..." I almost laughed when her head perked upwards so fast it could put lightning to shame, "Once you do all of that, and you are sure and ask me. I won't mind."

Her exploded back into a blush. "I turned my attention toward the purple one who was gazing at us with a wide-eyed expression on her face. "By the way Twilight, why didn't you offer yourself instead of her?"

Twilight's face turned red, "I...er...she's a dragoness so...I assumed that she...er..."

I took another sip of my coffee. "I know...but..from what I have seen...you sort of have a bond like a brother or a sister type of bond kind of thing."

"I..I..." she stuttered.
My lips quirked upwards with a smirk on my face, as I gazed at her, "I wouldn't mind, bending you over this desk, and fucking you here and now." My smirk grew. "What was it you said? For...Science?"

I took a sip of my coffee only to frown as my lips touched nothing.

"Oh well that sucks," I said flatly to myself. "it seems that I ran out of coffee."

"That's what was in that cup?" Twilight asked, after regaining or... trying to regain some composure.

I nodded, and her horn lit up. It was pretty cool to see, and much to my surprise, my coffee refilled itself.

"Huh," I said before I took my first sip of my...magically refilled coffee. My eyes widened, "Huh, this is even better than before..." I raised my mug to her, "Thank you."

"Your welcome." she smiled nervously, "Now I..." she blinked in surprise as her lips were suddenly captured. Twilight's eyes widened in shock before she froze.

Eventually...I broke the kiss.

Wow.

"That was...actually my first kiss." I said with a small smile, "And a thank you for refilling my coffee mug with the best coffee I ever had."

"..."

"Twilight?" I tilted my head at her, no response.

I raised my hand to her face and snapped my fingers in front of her.

"Twilight?" I asked, "Hello...Twilight..."

Still nothing.

I looked to barbara, who looked to be mixed in emotions. She seemed to be flustered, but she also seemed to be amused at the state that twilight was in.

"I think you broke her."

"Huh," I replied, I took another sip of my coffee and sighed contently. "First kiss?"

She nodded, "Yup,"

'Nice to know.' I took another sip of my coffee, "So, what do you do..."

"We have board games." she smiled, "Do you have those in your world?"

I took another sip of my coffee, "We do...but those games evolved into video games."

She tilted her head in confusion, "Video-what?"

I closed my eyes and took another sip of my coffee before I reopened them.

"If you ever find a way back home, I would be happy to show you."

Her eyes filled with curiosity. "Oh, ok cool."

We both glanced at twilight, she was still frozen stiff.

In a purple flash of light, Twilight vanished. I could see a brief look of panic on her face before she did so.

I raised my eyebrow, "Interesting...."I muttered, I glanced to barbara who was looking with slight concern ""She going to be alright?"

She shrugged, "Well Twilight is only like this when something big happened..." she trailed off as she glanced back at the spot Twilight had vanished from, "I've never seen her vanish like that."

"I'm sure she'll be alright."

Barbara nodded, "yeah..."

She glanced back at me with a nervous look.

"So...Boardgames?"

I took another...long sip of my coffee until it was completely gone.

"Sure." I said, "Let's see what you got."

Author's Note

Yo.

I haven't forgotten about my other story. With this one, I will make sure this develops nicely. This was just an idea that I had in my head after reading some stories.

Wish me luck, and Have a good day

Huge Changes, Mistake realized and Fixed. (Not a chapter)

Huge Changes, Mistake realized and Fixed. (Not a chapter)

Ok...so I have to work on a lot of things so I changed my mind...Human House of Equestra will not be dropped as First Male of Equestria, Rude Awakening, and I woke up in another world.

Instead, I have changed it to Haitus, I won't come back till I have learned more.

Star something I got to finish right?

Anyway, I fixed a huge problem this story recently had.

I changed the Son to Daughter.
So that way it can fit more into the story as part of the Story's Concept.

'An All Mares World.
I will come back, but not for a while.

Once again I am sorry.

Take care.

Static...Error...unable to commute Error....Errror...

"Wow, so this is what it's like being in a computer screen" She said looking at you, "HI I'm Pinkie pie, Oh wow am I real or am I fake?"

She glances up at the screen poking her head through the window at the you." she waves a hoof at you , "Oh wow, I am at several places at once, this is freaky, Oh wait don't be scared, Uh...I just wanted to let you know that the author said he was not finished with the story ooh is that a cookie."

She took a bite out of it... closing her eyes.

"Mmmm delicious anyway.." She started to talk while she was chewing, "The author would be back with this story by next Friday...er...know he doesn't should I tell him? Nah what's the fun in that?" She took a deep breath,

"You know? THis chapter I think only you can see, the author doesn't know, Yuperoonie, so uh yeah, nice to meet you! You can now celebrate! " she waved her hoof in the air for a jazz hoof motion, before going back into the screen, I'm gonna throw a party! see you next friday!" She winked. before the screen ended. "