Space Jam 3: A Monument to Mankind's Hubris

Pinkie Pie tapped on her microphone, making sure it was on. "Testing, testing...Good evening, everyone and everypony! Welcome back to the third Space Jam game. I'm Pinkie Pie, coming to you live from the announcers' desk. I'm joined by my celebrity guest commentator, Dennis Rodman!"

"Thank you, Pinkie. You know, some NBA all-stars would question their sanity if they found themselves talking to a pink cartoon pony, but not me."

"You certainly are built different! Any thoughts on our competitors tonight?"

"I've seen a lot of teams in my day, from the Chicago Bulls at their peak to the North Korean national team, but this might be the weirdest lineup I've ever seen!"

"That's right, D-Rod. It's the Looney Tunes' Tune Squad vs. the ponies, and the stakes couldn't be higher! With Warner Brothers buying out Discovery, this match will decide whether or not MLP will get a shitty reboot on Cartoon Network!"

"Truly, a fate worse than death. Things aren't looking good for the ponies at all. At the tail end of the second quarter, it's 45-36, with the Tune Squad in the lead. Lola Bunny's been putting in the work tonight. She's been dunking non-stop. That girl's got mad hops!"

"Well, she is a bunny rabbit."

True enough, Lola was in the middle of another attempt to score, weaving between the ponies on a course for the net. The only pony in place to screen her was Big Mac, but the lumbering stallion didn't have the agility to stop her from dunking again.

A cheer went up from the toons in the crowd, while the ponies booed. The only onlookers who seemed to not be excited were the cheerleaders; Fluttershy looked like she wanted to be anywhere but there, wearing a "Team Pony" cheer outfit and pom-poms, and Penelope Pussycat looked much the same in her matching Tune Squad outfit.

D-Rod scratched his head, perplexed. "You know, they say female athletes can't dunk, but that rabbit's proving them wrong!"

Meanwhile, the attitude of the ponies on the court was less impressed. The team huddled up, and everypony ganged up on Big Mac.

"Dang it, Mac!" Applejack growled, "You're lettin' yourself get beaten by a girl!"

"It ain't easy," he complained, "I can't jump that high, and it ain't like I can just swat her out of the air; I might hurt her!"

Rainbow Dash groaned, "Grow some balls, dude! Nopony cares. Be as rough as you need, as long as you don't get fouled."

"Just think of what'll happen if we lose," Twilight added. "If she keeps scoring like this, we'll have to do a show on Cartoon Network! Do you know what that means?"

Rarity explained, "We'll get put on hiatus for months at a time, then suddenly have half the season released over the course of a week, and then have the show cancelled for tax purposes!"

Everypony gasped in terror, scarcely able to believe that Warner Brothers could have such an awful distribution model.

With that in mind, Big Mac started playing more aggressively when the game resumed. Lola was hard-pressed to get a throw past him, but she still had her dunk. Running up to the hoop, she jumped with the ball, trying to get over Big Mac's defense.

The ponies were at a disadvantage, as they only had hooves instead of hands. Big Mac had to try and grab the ball with his teeth but came up short.

*KER-CRASH!!!*

D-Rod winced as Big Mac and Lola tumbled to the floor. "Ooh, that's gonna be a foul!"

"It sure is," Pinkie added. Angel Bunny (who had been made referee, since he was from Equestria, but also a rabbit) blew a whistle from the sidelines.

"Looks like we'll be seeing some free throws later on because of that!"

"And that's not all we'll be seeing!" Pinkie added, pointing at Lola.

Mac hadn't been able to reach the ball, but he had been able to just barely grab Lola's shorts. As he got up, he found that he was still hanging onto them. His eyes practically popped out of his head as he looked at Lola.

"Hey, watch it, bub!" Lola growled as she stood up, rubbing her bruised behind. She froze with alarm as she realized that her ass was uncovered. Mac had accidentally pantsed her, exposing her bare bunny butt to the world.

Blushing, she tried to cover up her pussy and her crack with either hand. Realizing she'd need one hand to grab her shorts back, she was forced to flash her tight asshole to the crowd for an instant as she snatched them from Big Mac. She tugged them back on, but the waistband had been stretched while they were pulled off. The moment she took her hands off of them they dropped comically to the floor, giving Big Mac -- and everyone else -- a view of her pussy.

She glared daggers at Big Mac as ponies and toons started to laugh and wolf-whistle at her from the stands. "What are you morons all laughing at!" she yelled. "Most of us normally never wear pants in our cartoons anyway!"

Still, Lola had no choice but to keep playing without her bottoms on. Her only consolation was that now Big Mac was too embarrassed to block her effectively. When she went for the hoop, Big Mac tried to avert his eyes and keep his hooves to himself. Despite his efforts, he still got an eyeful of her crotch when she went for a dunk. Mac tried not to think about how close Lola was getting to him, how her half-naked body bumped against him when he tried to block her, how cute she looked when she was embarrassed.

"Aw, heck," Applejack groaned. "As if things couldn't get any worse; Looks like 'Little Big Mac' is wakin' up!"

Big Mac's mottled cock slowly dropped from its sheath as he couldn't help but ogle Lola's tight butt. Another round of laughs and whistles broke out, this time directed at him. As his cock plumped up to its full size, Lola came up again with the ball.

This time, she balked. She stared at Mac's stiff stallion sausage for a few moments before shaking her head. "Snap out of it," she muttered to herself as she tried to get around Mac. But this time, she shied away from him, trying to avoid contact with his throbbing member.

"Come on, doll, make the shot!" Bugs Bunny yelled, "You're running outta' time!" Sure enough, there were only a few seconds left on the shot clock.

"Don't rush me," she snipped back, "and don't call me 'doll'!" Lola went all-in. Leaping for the hoop, she went to dunk as Big Mac jumped to intercept her.

*SLAM!!!*

They collided in mid-air, the ball barely grazing the rim before bouncing off and flying away. The two players crashed to the ground as the shot clock blared. Mac landed, sprawled on his back, his rod pointing straight up.

And Lola landed pussy-first on Big Mac's cock.

"Aaah--AAAHHHHIIEE~!!!" Lola moaned, her legs twitching as gravity plunged Mac's shaft into her.

"That's certainly a unique way of keeping the other team's best player pinned," D-Rod commented. "Even back in my prime, I would have never thought of using that move!"

The ponies took possession of the ball, but all eyes were on Lola Bunny's spasming body as she tried to adjust to the unexpected fullness in her pussy. Even if she had been prepared, getting railed by Bug Mac wasn't something you could just dust yourself off and walk away from.

Under her, Big Mac groaned, both at the bump forming on his noggin from the hard landing and the pleasant feeling on his cock. Once he took in the situation, he tried to extricate himself from the awkward position.

"S-Sorry!" he whined as he shifted his hips. His attempts to escape only ended up grinding his stallionhood in and out of Lola's slit. "Sorry! Sorry," he repeated. Every time he moved, he just pumped her pussy even harder.

"Why hasn't the ref put a stop to this?" D-Rod wondered aloud. Angel Bunny stood staring at Lola, too preoccupied with watching her bunny cunny get stretched out by Big Mac's meat to blow his whistle.

Picking up the ball, Rainbow Dash paused by Big Mac and whispered, "Pretty sharp thinking, dude! Lola's their MVP, but as long as she's getting her cooch pounded, she can't score any points!" before zipping off to join the game.

Big Mac protested, "I didn't mean to--"

"It don't matter, Big Mac!" Applejack responded as she ran by. "I ain't thrilled either that my own kin's knocking boots in public, but if it wins us this game you'll have to tough it out and breed that bunny!"

Big Mac gulped, but his sister was right. He was going to have to fuck Lola Bunny silly.

For the greater good.

Reaching up with his horsey teeth, Mac ripped off the front of the Tune Squad jersey, exposing Lola Bunny's big naturals. She squealed as he ramped up the power of his thrusts. He went from trying to get her off of him to just plain old trying to get her off.

"Oh gu--hhuuaahhgh!!" Lola groaned as Big Mac railed her from below. She tried to lift herself off of his shaft, but her muscles gave out and she plopped right back down, entombing the whole length in her. After that, she didn't even want to get off of his dick. Her brains were scrambled just as thoroughly as her pussy.

Flexing his hips, Big Mac bucked into her, his hefty balls loudly slapping against the base of her tail. His orbs struck her cheeks with such force they practically spanked her ass red. Even though he was doing it for the sake of Equestria, Mac was losing himself in the passion of the moment.

The Tune Squad watched, worried that their MVP was getting taken out of the game so easily. "Get it together, Lola!" Bugs shouted, "You're gonna lose us the game if you don't hop off that dick!"

Lola's response was a loud, lewd scream as a geyser of girlcum squirted onto Big Mac, soaking him where his body pressed against hers. She slumped, limp as a ragdoll as he continued to hammer her from below.

Mac was rutting her like a wild beast, but he was still a true southern gentleman. "Are you okay, Miss?" he asked. He tried to make his thrusts more gentle; He needed to keep Lola busy, but it wasn't like he needed to leave her pussy beat up, battered, and bruised.

But Lola was a tough cookie. She licked her lips, replying, "Oh, yeah -- that's some good cock!" Grabbing Mac's equine ears, she started to bounce on his cock of her own volition. The bunny gyrated her hips, throwing her ass in a circle as she speared herself on Big Mac's pole.

*THWAP THWAP THWAP*

"I haven't been fucked like this in ages," she said, Mac's fat cock slipping and sliding through her wet snatch. Mac groaned, writhing on his back, the tables thoroughly turned on him. Lola was in control now, and she was riding him like a rented mule. He watched as his length disappeared over and over again into her embrace.

"Come on, dude," Rainbow Dash yelled. "You're making us all look bad!"

"Yeah, Big Mac," Applejack added, "Show that dang rabbit how we do things in Equestria!"

Big Mac snorted out a blast of hot air, knowing he had to take control, for the pride of ponies everywhere. With a mighty whinny, turned the tables back on Lola.

"NEEEEIIGH!!!"

The ponies in the stands jumped out of their seats, cheering as Big Mac flipped Lola on her back, getting up on all fours. He grabbed the scruff of her neck with his teeth, hoisting her onto her hands and knees. Her asshole winked at him from beneath her tail, and the whole crowd got a good view of her hot, hungry pussy. Big Mac slid his member into her vagina, claiming dominance over her as the ponies yelled, "Way to go, Big Mac!"

"There he goes, using the classic 'pony style' maneuver," Pinkie commented. "That girl's in for the ride of her life!"

Lola was thoroughly broken, her tongue wagging from her mouth as she took it from behind. She had never been bred like this before, never taken a cock so hard, so thick, so manly. Mac's spunk-swollen nuts slapped against her clit, sending a tingle through her nerves like an electric shock, from the top of her ears to the tips of her paws.

"Atta' boy, Mac!" Applejack cheered, "That's the Apple-family way!"

*PLAP PLAP PLAP!*

Mac gritted his teeth, the tendons on his neck popping out as he strained. A groan rumbled out of his throat, "I'm...I'm gonna cum!"

Lola's whiskers twitched in anticipation. She was more than ready for the stud to drop his heavy load into her. The whole while, the crowd went wild. The ponies cheered, the toons jeered, and all eyes were locked on Big Mac as he let out a groan that echoed through the stadium.

"EEEEEEYUP!!!"

A tsunami of spunk flooded into Lola, blasting the bunny's ready womb. Her belly bulged as his flare pumped her full of stallion batter. He shot out so much that it overflowed, splattering against the wooden floor of the court in steaming hot ropes.

Big Mac gasped and grunted, struggling to remain on his hooves as he poured burst after burst of cum into Lola. It was exhausting, filling a cunt up with all that jizz. Lola, meanwhile, was on cloud nine. A blissful smile was spread across her face as the fire in her loins was doused with cum.

By the time Mac was done, Lola sported a bump in her belly that left her looking like a woman that was eight months pregnant. She panted, "I...uh...I don't think I can play anymore tonight."

Up at the commentator's desk, Pinkie and D-rod watched as the two athletes left the court, a pair of substitutes taking their places.

"Well, that certainly was an unorthodox strategy!" Pinkie commented. "And that brings us to the end of the second quarter. Before we cut to commercial, let's see what our celebrity guest commentator, Dennis Rodman, has to say. Any thoughts on what we've seen in this first half of the game?"

"I've gotta say, that was the freakiest, kinkiest thing I've ever seen -- and you know that means a lot coming from someone who dated Madonna!"