A Dislestia day alone

by Blaze-saber

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Discord, Princess Celestia, Alternate Universe, Anthro, Princess Luna, Drama, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 4452

One retired sexy alicorn and one chaotic draconoquist alone on an island, what could happen?

Celestia and Luna are enjoying their retirement, but Celestia is feeling a bit lonely from time to time. One day, as Luna went out on the town on our own, Discord decided to pay a visit and he finds out how much exciting she can be now that she is retired.

With a bunch of fan ponies around, it would be hard to even start a conversation between the two. So Discord offers to take Celestia to a little Private Island with just the two of them. Little that the two of them know that things are about to get a little heated up around there.

Published 2023-01-16 21:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2023-01-16 21:20:00 UTC

A chaotic and sunny confession on an island

Author's Note

I find Celestia and Discord a very nice couple because of how Celestia acted when she and Luna were going around Equestria and how chaotic Discord can be. Plus when he was invited to the Grand Galloping Gala, she find his jokes really funny.

And a fair warning about what's in this, Discord will try a clone orgy after a casual sex with Celestia, a gangbang, and whatever else I can think of.

A chaotic and sunny confession on an island

It has been a few months since Princess Twilight was announced as the new ruler of Equestria and both Celestia and Luna retired. The two of them had bought a nice summer house on the east coast of Equestria for their retirement and enjoyed it. Celestia enjoyed the excitement of the theme park rides, deep sea diving around sharks, and bungee jumping off tall cliffs. There would even be some times where she would agree to do some nice low level things with Luna like the Opera, relaxing on beach chairs, or even just playing video games in their summer home.

But there are times where she would feel lonely, and the kind of lonely that can only be filled with love. One day, Celestia was laying on the couch as she was wearing a casual yellow t-shirt that hugged her to H cup sized breasts with black shorts that curves her big round flank. Celestia was using her magic to hover a little private book she bought before she quickly hided under her head pillow when she heard Luna come in. Luna was wearing her old Royal gown that showed off her how big her breasts are all while she had her makeup done.

"Where are you going all dolled up like that?" Celestia asked her sister with a grin and a raised brow. "Going on a hot date with a hot stallion?" Luna just blushed a little before she rolled her eyes.

"Of course not, sister." Luna replied as she crossed her arms under her breast which is half the size of Celestia's. "I'm just going out with some friends that I have made. I might be gone until tomorrow, so are you okay with being by yourself?"

"I will, sister." Celestia replied with a smile. "You come on and have fun. I'll just stay here and read."

"That's a first you're doing that kind of thing." Luna said as she was a little surprised that her sister is doing reading instead of something extreme. "I'll see you then." Luna then went out the door and when she was gone, Celestia pulled out her book and continued to read. The book that she is reading is a very mature book that involved a lot of love and sex, and she enjoys it very much as she imagines she's the mare in the story.

"As the zebra stallion carried the mare who he purchased from the slave trait, she couldn't help but think about what he'll do to her. She hung her breasts tight as he continued up the stairs." Celestia read the book in her head as her hand slowly reached down to her shorts and begin to rub where her clit is. "The two then reached the room and he gently laid her down on the bed. It was then he removed his loincloth that was covering his his 13 inch long cock." Celestia then moved her other hand to her breast and gently groped it as she continued reading.

"The mare's eyes grew wide at the site of the zebra stallion's cock. Back at the slave trait, she could only see a bulge of it through the loincloth but could never see the whole thing. The zebra then gently placed a hand on her cheek before locking lips with her." Celestia begin to rub her clit through her shorts as she felt them becoming damped as she read on. "The mare soon closed her eyes and moan in their kiss as the zebra began to gently grope her breasts while their tongues started to wrestle. She felt his cock become erect as it poked her lower entrance before he slowly removed the cloth covering her pussy and the one covering her breasts." Celestia started to moan as she rubbed her clit through her shorts before she moved them to her ankles to reveal her wet pussy. Celestia then inserted two fingers into her pussy and let out a pleasurable moan as she continued to read the story.

"My, my, didn't know you were into this kind of thing." Discord commented when his head popped next to hers. Celestia let out a frightful screen as she quickly pulled up her shorts and threw away the book.

"Discord?!" Celestia shouted in shock when she turned to him. "What are you doing here?!"

"I just came here to see how your retirement is doing." Discord told her as he was leaning on the arm of the couch. "But I never expected a retired to princess to be in to sex stories."

"It's none of your business what I'm into!" Celestia exclaimed with a massive blush on our face. "You can't just show up out of nowhere and jump somepony like that!"

"I know, I know and I'm sorry for scaring you like that." Discord apologized. "Now why don't you just sit down and we can talk? Or better yet we can go out for a nice brunch or something." Celestia didn't know why he was suggesting these things until she noticed something in the corner of her eye as Discord is still leaning against the arm. She couldn't tell what it was, but it's obvious Discord is leaning against the couch to hide something.

"Come around the couch." Celestia told him.

"Well, okay but what's that on the wall?" Discord said as he pointed towards a picture of Celestia and Luna in front of a roller coaster.

"That would be a photo of me and my sister at a amusement park." Celestia explained before she turned back to him and saw him wearing white and orange striped swim shorts. Celestia raised a brow before she let out a sigh. "I guess I could use a little day out on the town."

"Oh goody! Why not put on a swimsuit and we can enjoy a day on the beach?" He suggested as Celestia just rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, it's a beautiful day out and the waves look amazing."

"It's not that, it's just that every time me or Luna go out there are always fan ponies out there who want to greet us." Celestia told him in a annoyed tone. "So me and her put up a barrier to keep them out so we can have a bit of our own privacy. I do want to enjoy a day out on the beach, I just can't enjoy it long enough that a fan will come up to me and ask to do something."

"I can see how that can be annoying." Discord said as he was stroking his chin, as if he was thinking of something. He then got an idea and snapped his fingers. "Why don't you go change into a swimsuit and come back in about five or four minutes, trust me on this." Celestia looked at him for a few seconds before she just decided to humor him and went to go change.

"Be cool Discord, be cool." A copy of himself told himself as he rubbed his shoulders. "Just remember Fluttershy's advice and be cool." The first Discord nodded his head before he used his magic by snapping his fingers.

Celestia came out of her room wearing a beach robe and a sun hat. "All right Discord, I waited the amount of minutes you told me to." She said as Discord was standing by the door. "Now, what is it that you did while I was changing?"

"Why don't you see for yourself?" Discord suggested as he used his tail to push her and he opened the door. Once she was pushed out, she looked around and saw that they were on a small island and there were no other houses around. "You said you would like a nice day on the beach with no one to bother you, so why not have it on a small island with just the two of us?"

"I guess this is okay." Celestia said as she was unsure how to feel about it before she let out a calming sigh and smile. "As long as you remember to put my summer home back when we had our fun."

"Okay, I promise." Discord replied as sunglasses appeared on his face. "Now, let's have some beach day fun." Celestia let out a small giggle before she placed her hat on a beach chair that Discord made appeared before she took off her beach robe. Discord then lowered his sunglasses and got a good look at Celestia's hourglass figure as she was wearing a yellow bikini that was hugging her breasts back and really showed off the curves of her flank.

Celestia noticed Discord steering at her, but she still had the smile on her face as she appreciated how much he admires her figure. The two of them then had their day of fun as they build sandcastles as tall as Canterlot castle, had a nice swim as Discord made a water slide literally out of water as it was hovering in the air, in any other fun activities you can think of while at the beach. During their time together, Discord couldn't stop staring at Celestia whenever it's her breasts bouncing every time she ran or her flank bouncing. Celestia would noticed a bulge coming from his swim trunks and tried not to notice it the whole time.

The two of them then sat down on the sands of the beach as Twilight was using the special amulet that was given to her to lower the sun. "I must admit, you really know how to show mare an amazing time." Celestia told Discord. "You know, when you don't over do it with your chaos magic."

"I have been practicing on self-control." Discord admitted before he looked down and took a deep breath in before letting out. "Tia, there's a reason why I asked you out."

"And what is that, Discord?" Celestia asked with curiosity as she looked at him.

"You see, there were times when I noticed that you were enjoying things that I did before." Discord started. "Other than ruling Equestria and making it all chaotic. When I was invited to the Grand Galloping Gala, you left at my jokes that I made and you are happy that I was invited and made things exciting. And remember thousands of years ago before, before I grew up goatee and your mane was pink?" Celestia nodded as Discord's cheeks were blushing. "You and I always hang out together before you had all those royal duties to attend to. And when you help me got rid of that female draconoquist that was crazy for me, I baked you a cake that said that I was sorry and had xoxo on it but you were exhausted and asleep that you didn't know it was for me."

"Where are you getting at, Discord?" Celestia asked as her cheeks were blushing a little.

"You see, I've always had a crush on you since we've met." Discord admitted. "I just didn't know how to tell you until Fluttershy gave me advice and I understand if you don't feel the same way." Celestia then placed her hand on his paw before she used her magic to make him look at her. Discord could see a warm smile on her face while she was still blushing.

"Did you forget you gave me flowers as an apology when Tirek was defeated by Twilight and her friends?" She reminded him. "I happily accepted them and cherished them. The fun way of your chaotic magic was what I liked, not all the take over Equestria and make things worse part. I found you funny and cute when we first met and I still do. I have always had a crush on you when we first met as well. I guess I was just afraid that you were in love with Fluttershy."

"Well, I guess the reason I've grown so fond with Fluttershy is because Fluttershy reminds me of a pet I made myself years ago." Discord told her. "But I only see her as a friend, not a lover." The two of them then hold hands as they looked each other in the eyes. Their heads moved closer to each other's before their lips finally met at the center. Discord wrapped his arms around Celestia's waste while she wrapped her arms around his neck.

The two of them moaned in their kiss before Discord lean forward and Celestia laid on her back as they continued to make out. They didn't know how long they were making out before Discord started to kiss around her neck as he slowly moved down her body. "D-Discord..." Celestia moaned as his snake tongue licked her neck. Discord continued to kiss his way down her body until he reached her breasts and gently groped them.

"These feel like water balloons and marshmallows." Discord complimented as he grabbed hold of her top bikini and removed it to let her breasts free. Discord continued to play with her breasts before he leaned down and took her right nipple into his mouth well he twisted and pulled on the left one.

"Ah..." Celestia moaned as she felt him suck on on her breasts before he stopped and slowly moved down her body again. He kissed and licked around her belly, causing her to giggle as it was tickling her. He soon made his way down to her bikini bottom and started to lick the fabric where her bottom lips are. "Oh my..." She moaned as she held his head before he took hold of her bikini bottom and slowly removed them. The moment they were off, he got a good look at her wet pussy that was running like a waterfall.

"Already this wet?" Discord teased as Celestia looked away with a blush and a smile on her face. He then spread her lower lips before he started to lick her pussy from the bottom to the clit with his serpent tongue. Celestia's moans were louder when he began to eat her out. She even put her legs around his neck and held his head as his tongue went deeper inside of her. Her thighs began to squeeze his head as she arched her back in the sheer pleasure she was feeling.

Celestia then screened out in pleasure as she climaxed inside Discord's mouth and he drank up every last drop of her love juices. Celestia then lit up her horn before she teleported them to switch places so that she's on top but facing his swim trunks. "Now, let's see what you were hiding behind the couch earlier." She said as she used her magic to slowly pull down his swim trunks and she yelled in surprise when his erect cock slapped her in the face. "Oh my goodness..." she saw that his cock was about thirteen or fifthteen inches long. She grabbed hold of it and she could feel that his cock was not only warm, but about either ten or twelve wide.

She gently stroke his cock as she gazed upon it while her mouth was drooling over it. She then brought it forward before sticking out her tongue and looking it from top to bottom. Discord groaned as she licked his meat pole like a lollipop before she put and at least half of it into her mouth and begin to suck on it was the last popsicle in the freezer. Celestia gagged for a bit when she put half of it down her throat before she put another portion of it down. Discord didn't want her to be left out, so he grabbed her flank and began to lick her asshole while she continued suck on his cock.

Celestia soon stopped gagging after a while and she enjoined the taste of his cock with each bob of her head. Discord moaned and grunted as Celestia continued to bobbing her head on his cock. Celestia then cupped his balls as she continued her actions on his cock before Discord gritted his teeth as he felt close. He soon bucked his hips forward to make his whole cock go all the way in her mouth and she felt his cock throbbing before it started to unleashed his cum down her throat.

Celestia took in as much as he could as some of it gushed out of her mouth and her lungs burned from the lack of oxygen. Once it finally stopped, she let his cock out of her mouth with a loud pop and swallowed what's left in our mouth before she gasped for air. "When's the last time you jacked off?" She teased him before he suddenly stood up and grabbed her hips.

"If you really want to be that cocky, then let us see how much you can handle my cock." Discord told her as he rubbed his cock at her entrance. He then gently pushed his cock and the two let out moans as it barely went in.

"Discord..." Celestia panted. "Go wild." With that, Discord gave a wide grin as he shoved his cock all the way into her pussy and penetrated her womb before he rapidly thrusted his hips. Celestia screamed at the top of her lungs and sheer pleasure as Discord was destroying her pussy. A bulge formed on her stomach each time he thrusted into her and Celestia hanged out her tongue like a dog in heat. "Oh yes!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!" Her breasts swung back and forth with each thrust as Discord banked her flank to leave a red print of his paw or his claw on it.

"You...grah...really needed...ah...this!!" Discord grunted as he felt her tight walls wrapped around his cock with each thrust into her. He leaned forward and played with her breasts as he continued before the two of them felt his cock throbbing inside of her. "I'm...gonna..."

"Do it!! Cum inside me!!" Celestia demanded in a lustful tone. Discord held on to her tight as he gave a few more thrusts before unleashing a flood of his load into her womb as she came with him as well. Both of them howled in pleasure like wolves howling at the moon as her cunt sprained the sands with her love juices and she was getting filled up with his load.

Discord slowly pulled out until his cock came out of her with a loud pop and a gush of his load came out. "Phew...you were super tight." He commented before he was tackled to the ground by her and he could see the lustful fire in her eyes.

"Don't you even think that we're done." She told him before locking lips with him. He then felt her magic grip tight around his cock before she slammed her hips down and entered her yet again. After letting out a loud moan when she broke the kiss, she then leaned back and bounced on his cock with all her might. Discord got a great view of her breasts bouncing as she was riding his cock hard before he reached up and played with her breasts. He then got a kinky idea as he snapped his fingers and another him appeared behind Celestia and grabbed her flank.

"Let's see if you can handle two at the same time." Both Discords said to Celestia at the same time.

"Better make it four at the same time. Or is the spirit of chaos afraid to get a little rough to a retired princess." She challenged him, which both Discords were happy to accept her challenge as they both snapped their fingers and two more showed up. Two Disords shoved their cocks up her ass while the other two plowed into her cunt with all their might. Celestia let out a very loud moan as she felt four cocks penetrating both her holes and loving it. It's like everything she ever dreamed of as one by one she brought each Discord in for passionate kiss as they continued to thrust into her. They soon picked her up and continued what they were doing non-stop.

Each Discord did their best to hold in and last long, only they never had to do anything like this before. So it wasn't long until each of them unleashed another load of cum inside of Celestia's womb and ass. However, none of them were done as they summoned more copies of himself and they all continue to ravished Celestia by fucking her ass, cunt, and mouth. Celestia was sucking at least three of them as four was in her cunt while five pound her ass.

Hours later after a good fuck with a bunch of Discords, Celestia let out a big load of his cum out of her and into a cup he made appeared. After it was full, Celestia can help but drink from the cup and enjoyed the sweet yet salty taste of his cum. "You are one kinky alicorn pony." Discord commented as he watched her drink up his load from the cup.

"Being alive for over thousands of years and not getting laid has its benefits." Celestia said after drinking up every last drop. "Plus, I get the feeling you've been watching me for a while and saw the kind of books I've been reading. And I know because that whole orgy thing was from a book I read a few weeks back." Discord had a cute smile on his face as he shrugged his shoulders and looked away.

"Well, I just want you to be a little satisfied is all." He admitted before she reached over and made him look at her.

"If you want to satisfy me by reenacting all the mature books I've read, what's stopping you?" Celestia asked with bedroom eyes. The two of them then locked lips as he squeezed her flank and the two of them got into a tongue wrestle for a bit. Celestia then stand back before Discord snapped his fingers and transformed into a tentacle monster with penises on the end of each tentacle he had. Each tentacle looked like it was made out of red jello and the site of it just made Celestia wetter. "Don't hold anything back on me. I can take anything you throw."

One tentacle then wrapped itself around her waist before she was lifted up in the air. Two tentacles then wrapped around her legs and made them spread out as one wrapped around her arms and held them up. Two of them wrapped around her breasts and squeeze them tight before one went into her mouth and she started to suck on it. Two of them went up into her cunt while three shoved up her ass. Celestia moaned through the penis tentacle in her mouth as more went into her and three more went into her mouth.

Later Discord transformed into a wolf and was taking Celestia doggy style as he shoved his cock up her pussy and thrusted as hard as he could. "Oh yyyeeeaaahhh... you're such a good boy!" Celestia moaned as he continued to take her hard and rough. Soon Discord had transformed himself into a caribou stag while he had Celestia strapped down to a table with her arms chained up and her legs strapped up to the table while there was a gag ring around her mouth. Discord even transformed her into a caribou doe before he shoved a butt plug up her ass and a vibrating dildo up her cunt while he ram his cock into her mouth.

"Take my cock you slut!" He grunted as he grabbed hold of her breasts and pulled hard on her nipples, causing her to moan around his cock. Later, Celestia was back to the original one but Discord was a dragon and let his greed and lust take over as he shoved his cock way up into her cunt while his dragon tongue went into her mouth as he continued to pound her. Each time Discord had turned himself or her into something, they always seemed to cum together and it always ends up inside of her.

It soon became midnight as the two was laying on the beach, exhausted and his cum was flowing out of both her ass and pussy. "You...know...how to...show a...mare a great...time..." Celestia told him through her panting as she had a pleasurable smile on her face.

"And you...are one...wild mare..." Discord panted with a smile. "Even more...than you...were over...a thousand...years ago..." Celestia then got on to her side and pulled him into a hug while they were still on the ground. "What do...you think...Lulu...is up to now?"

Back in Equestria, in a club called 'WildWPony' where Luna is in a room as she was wearing nothing but a familiar red cape and crown on her head. In the room with her is a familiar stallion unicorn with a broken horn, pitch black mane, and blood red eyes as he was naked and Luna was riding his cock as his arms and legs were struck down to a table. "Oh yes!! You're very fortunate I found your horn in the woods, Sombra!" Luna moaned as she bounced on his cock hard. "Now tell me, who is your mistress of the night?!"

"You...you are...Mistress Luna..." Sombra panted as he felt her tight walls grip around his cock. He then grabbed hold of his nipples and gave them a few twists.

"That's right I am!!" Luna moaned before five mares entered the room wearing different color leggings and rubber gloves as they had masks on their faces. "Now, remember that if you last more than five hours, you'll get the booty prize!" The five mares were holding whips and had lustful looks on their faces as they really wanted to give him this 'booty prize'. Sombra may not have agreed to this, but the way Luna was dominating him felt amazing to him that he couldn't get enough of her.

"Yes mistress!" Sombra grunted as he did his best not to cum until the five hours were up. Him and Luna, along with the five mares were in for a long night together.