"Alright! I want everyone geared up and ready to move in twenty!" I yelled upstairs from my living room while I geared up myself.

"Coming down in a sec, Pop!" I heard Orion say from upstairs.

"Tex, I got the ordinance," Swagger said while coming through the door with a suitcase.

"Excellent. How long until the other two get here?" I asked while double-checking the supplies.

"On your six," I heard Discord say as he appeared with Mac in the living room. "We good to go?"

"As soon as my sons get their rears in gear!" I shouted upstairs, hoping the boys would get down here in time. A portal opened and my boys appeared fully dressed for what was to come. "About time."

"Hey, we had to make sure we had everything," Jack told me before placing his bag on the coffee table, along with Orion.

"Alright, it looks like we have everything we need." I looked at the guys that surrounded the coffee table before smirking. "Let the bachelor party begin!" I shouted as Swagger brought out the Jagermeister and Discord conjured the shot glasses.

"Oh, I so love bachelor parties! The music, the fun, the dancers~?" Discord wiggled his eyes at the boys before they suddenly laughed. "What? Don't they usually have dancers at bachelor parties?"

"I think the term you're looking for, is strippers," Swagger told Discord before lifting his drink to give a toast. "As I am the Best Man, it is my duty to give the starting toast." We all raised our glasses with his. "To the best friend, a marine could ever ask for. He pulled me out of some tough shit over the years and introduced me to the love of my life. And now, he marries the mare who's carrying his child tomorrow. To Joe and Celestia!"

"Skald!" We all said before taking the first, but certainly not the last, drink of the night.

"Alright, to Vegas!" I cheered before opening a portal to Sin City.

When we went through the portal, it was nearing the evening and we started for Ceasers Palace. Discord did the honors of conjuring the disguises for him, Spike, and Big Mac. When we entered the hotel, we got our original Vila suite and headed up to the room.

"Ahh Vegas. The city of sin, how I have missed you. The buffets, the music, the obviously rigged slot machines."

"And the craps tables!" Swagger added while tossing his coat and hat on a nearby rack.

"You know, I'm starting to remember something," We heard Discord say as he looked at the hot tub. "Yep, I puked in there after my fourth bottle of Vodka."

"Okay, guess we're not using the hot tub for the rest of the trip," Spike said while fixing himself a drink. "So, what's the plan?"

"First, we have dinner at Bazaar Meats, we gamble till Midnight, then we turn in," I told them before grabbing a beer from the bar. "And let me make one thing clear. We don't have a repeat of Shinings bachelor party."

"Speaking of, how come he's not here with us?" Mac asked me as he took a straight shot of Jack.

"He felt he might wind up on a roof again." My answer made everyone laugh. "Also, he and Cadance are trying for a foal. So when it comes to hanging with us and fucking a baby into his wife, I can't really blame him." They all nodded in agreement before we went to get dressed for dinner.

"I wonder what tonight's floor show will be?" Discord asked while reading a pamphlet he got from the lobby.

"I'm more curious about what's at the buffet." Spike slurped his lips in anticipation.

"I just want a drink," Mac said when Swagger suddenly snickered.

"Um hate to break it to you Mac but a buff farm boy like you will be a regular chick magnet so I suggest you brace yourself."

"Hey, wouldn't be the first time a single guy got some action while at another man's bachelor party," I joked before patting his back. "But if you do pick someone up here, make sure you have your wallet safe, the girl is clean, and most importantly, make sure the chick isn't a dude."

At this thought, Mac shuddered when he remembered Shining Armor's bachelor party.

"Alright, enough gabbing! Let's PARTY!!" Swagger shouted while leading us out the door.

Once we got to the main floor, we saw that the stage was putting on a magic act while a giant monitor overhead showed the audience tonight's title match and even displayed the odds as customers were placing bets.

"If this wasn't a special night, I'd stay to watch the match!" I shouted over the clamoring voices as we made our way to the Caesars Palace Casino.

Once there, we all went to either the craps table or the blackjack table. After a few hours, we all lost and gained a fortune at least half a dozen times before getting something to eat.

After getting our fill of the buffet, we headed for the floor show. Lucky for us, the floor show was Nickleback, so we had the time of our lives for the night.

During the party, several cocktail waitresses came to our booth and flirted mostly with Big Mac as they left multiple signals with one of them pulling out a piece of paper from her cleavage and slipping it into his shirt pocket. "Here's my apartment number and the code, feel free to drop by some time~." She winked before leaving with a sway in her hips.

As Mac watched the waitress leave, Jack patted his back. "Go for it, Uncle Mac. We'll get you in the morning."

"I don't know, it feels rude just to leave in the middle of the party," Mac said before seeing the waitress call two of her friends over as she pointed him out. "I'll be back in the morning." His tune quickly changed before he downed his drink in one shot and left.

"Hopefully he takes my advice," I told the group before taking another drink. "Wouldn't want to find him in a ditch with an STD."

"Yeah, Mom Mom would kill Mac for that," Orion said before finishing off his drink. "Though speaking of. Dad, I have a question for you."

"If it's you asking me if it's too soon to have sex with your girlfriend, then all I have to say is as long as you both agree and are ready, then by all means. Just use a condom or protection spell. The same goes for you, Jackie-boy," I told my sons as another round of drinks was placed on our table.

"Thanks, I'll remember that for tomorrow." This caused most of us to do a spit-take at Orion's answer.

After coughing a bit, I looked at my eldest son. "Well, I'm glad that you're taking your next step as a man."

"I'm doing more than that. I'm moving in with her." Another spit-take. "What a waste of alcohol."

"Son. Don't you think that's moving a little too fast? I mean, you only went on a few dates with her."

"I know, dad. But I love her and want to live with her. Besides, with Mama Celestia and her baby on the way, you'll need all the room you can get," Orion said back.

"Bro. We have plenty of space. Also, wouldn't that mean you'd be living in the mirror verse?" Jack asked his brother.

"Well yeah but I still won't be gone forever, I'll be sure to drop by now and then so I can spoil my new sibling!" Orion smirked while I wiped the drink from my mouth.

"Well I respect your decision but if anything goes wrong, don't hesitate to come home for help."

"Thanks, Pa," I patted my son's shoulder before we started to drink again.

The next morning

I woke up as the sun hit my face. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in the hot tub with a bottle of Jack Daniels in my hand. "Aw, shit. It happened again!"

"Dammit! Not so loud!" I heard Discord say, ironically from the same chandelier from the last time. He shifted a little before falling flat on his face on the floor. "Fuck!"

"Crap, it happened again," I heard Spike say as he came out from his room with a lampshade on his head. "Somebody check the bathroom for wildlife, 'cause I ain't doing that shit again."

"Quit your belly aching, I got it," Jack said after getting up off the couch in nothing but a window curtain.

"Ohh...I feel like I got my head in a vice..." Orion groaned before seeing he had a black lace thong in his hand. "This better not be what I think it is..."

"Worry about it later. Right now, we have," I looked over at the clock to see what time it is. "Fucking three hours before the wedding!" I jumped out of the tub and looked around for my clothes. "We gotta get the fuck outta here!"

"Right behind ya, Pa," Jack said while getting his clothes on. "I'll go find-"

Clack We turned to the door and had to stop ourselves from bursting out laughing. Mac came in the door, his face covered in lipstick kisses, the clothes he came with were replaced by a cocktail dress that was way too small for him, and to top it off, he had a tattoo on his right arm with the name Beatrice on it. "Not one word."

"Well, look on the bright side. At least you didn't lose a tooth." We all laughed at the expense Mac went through.

"At least you had a good time, Uncle Mac," Jack commented before looking at his brother, who just kept looking at the lace thong in his hand. "You alright, brother?"

"I don't think so. I woke up with these in my hand and I have no idea who they belong to. What's worse, I cheated on Sunset." Time to go comfort my son.

"Boy. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. But, if you explain it to her gently, and apologize out the ass, then I'm sure she'll forgive you." I patted his shoulder before handing him his suitcase. "Now come on. We gotta get going."

We all got dressed, paid our hotel bill(Which was twenty thousand dollars), and opened a portal home. After making it inside the house, my daughter, Scoots, barreled into me. "Hey, dad! How was the party?"

"Wild, to say the least," I said while noticing Mac cover his right foreleg where the tattoo was. "How about you? Did you behave for your Mom Mom and Pop Pop?" Scoots nodded her head rapidly with a huge smile on her face. "That's my girl."

Woof!

"Hey, Herc," Jack greeted the family dog when he came over for some attention. "Good boy."

"Uhh, guys," Swagger tapped his watch to show we were running out of time.

"Right. Come on, let's get dressed." We all went to our rooms or house to get dressed.

At the altar

For the second time in my life, I stood at the altar, waiting for my bride to walk down the aisle. This time, my wife Luna stood at the podium to marry me to her sister, while my wife Jackie, was her maid of honor.

As for me, Swagger was my best man, Spike was the ring bearer, and Discord was the Dj for the reception.

This time, we were in Canterlot Castle for our wedding, the same as Shining and Cadance's wedding. Hopefully, this won't end with a Changeling invasion or another Caribou attack.

Orion was feeling nervous next to Sunset and I couldn't blame him, and to be honest, I was afraid he would puke in the middle of the ceremony.

"Honey, what's wrong?" Sunset asked my son who was sweating up a storm.

Orion took a calming breath before taking Sunset's hand and kissing her cheek. "I'm fine. Or at least... Sigh Let's take about this after the ceremony, okay?"

"Okay, hehe. Whatever you say, babe," She told him before kissing his cheek, making my boy smile for a moment before he slumped in sorrow.

"What's the matter with our son?" Luna whispered over to me.

"Something that happened during the bachelor party," I told her while watching my son squirm in his seat. "I'll talk with him if things take a turn for the worse."

"Thank you, dear," Luna told me before the music began. "It's time."

As the music played, the CMC walked down the aisle as the flower girls again. I wouldn't be surprised if they got their Cutie Marks for this. When they were done, Celestia came out through the doors and we had to hold our breath at how stunning she looked. "Wow. I can't believe I'm marrying her."

In true royal fashion, the guards made an archway of spears as Celestia stepped up to the podium with her signature smile as everyone gazed in awe at her beauty. When both of us stood before Luna, we both began to exchange our vows in front of everyone at the ceremony.

Celestia went first. "Joe. From the moment I met you, I had a feeling we'd become close. At first, I thought we'd just be friends. But then, over time, the feelings I had for you grew into so much more. I confess I was afraid to admit my feelings at first, but then your father, a great man, told me to take that leap." She took my hand in her hoof and smiled sweetly at me. "I'm glad I took his advice."

"Very good, sister," Luna told Celestia before turning to me. "My love?"

I nodded before looking into Celestia's eyes. "Celestia. You were the first pony I've met, so I can say this with all honesty. You are quite the sight to see." This got the wedding party to laugh. "As I got to know you, I found you funny, charming, beautiful, smart, and as our time together continued, sexy." Another round of laughter. "As I promised Applejack and Luna, I promise to love you for all my days."

With our vows done, Luna continued the ceremony. "You may exchange the necklaces." Celestia gave me back the necklace Luna and Jackie gave me from my first wedding, while I gave her the one I proposed to her with, in Valhalla. Luna spread her wings before using the RCV. "By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, husband and wife." She then talked in a normal voice. "You may kiss the bride."

"Don't have to tell me twice." I scooped Celestia off her hooves, being mindful of her condition, and brought her in for a deep and loving kiss.

While not exactly traditional, Celestia immediately threw the bouquet to her bridesmaids to wrap herself around me as we deepened our kiss and the girls immediately began shoving each other to try and catch it as a few of our friends and family began to laugh.

Despite all the fighting the bouquet landed in Sunset's lap. She took the flowers and leaned in on Orion with a big smile. This seemed to churn his stomach in knots, but he smiled anyway.

After our kiss, we looked deep into each other's eyes before following everyone out toward the ballroom for the reception.

Swagger then took center stage on the dance floor to give his best man speech while everyone took their seats.

"I would like everyone to please raise their glasses so that we may toast to the happy couple."

We all rose from our seats as Swagger went ahead with his speech. "I met this guy on Paris Island, and already I could tell he was gonna cause trouble." He paused for a bit of laughter. "In fact, the day before we were shipping out for leave, we went to Jacksonville and after a night of heavy drinking, this fool found himself passed out in the history museum. Guess he wanted to be with the other neanderthals." More laughter at my expense.

"But I wouldn't replace this guy for anything in the world." Swagger turned to Celestia and me as he raised his glass. "He had been a great friend and I know he will be a greater husband and if fate is willing, a damn good father." He said with a smile as he finished his speech. "Joe, Celestia. We wish you all the best in the years to come, may your days be filled with joy and happiness. Cheers!"

"Cheers!" We all raised our glasses and drank to our marriage.

After cutting the cake(Celestia's favorite part) we made our way to the dance floor for our first dance as husband and wife. "Alright, time to put a little Cream in this wedding," Discord joked before putting on the song.

Orion's POV

Despite the joyous atmosphere of the happy couple dancing on the floor, my stomach was in knots, and after what I did last night, how could it not be? Sunset; the love of my life was sitting right next to me with the brightest smile I've ever seen and yet I could not enjoy it. "Isn't this great?" Sunset asked me as we watched Dad and Celestia, my new mom, dance. "Though to be honest, I would've gone for music a little more romantic but this is okay too." Without a second thought, I chugged down my entire champagne glass and let out a quick burp before taking Sunset to a quiet part of the room while she looked at me in confusion. "Orion what's this-"

"I CHEATED ON YOU!!" I blurted out before she could finish her question.

"What?" She asked me in disbelief.

"Last night, the boys and I got drunk, brought some random girls over, trashed the hotel room and I woke up with some random girls thong in my hands!" I exclaimed before taking a deep breath to calm down.

"Was it a lace thong?" I looked up in confusion before seeing her smirk. "You brought me over to your party. But then we agreed it would be better if we waited for tonight." She then gives me bedroom eyes and leans forward into my ear. "And I gave you my thong as a little waiting present~." She took my hand and guided it down the front of her pants. Sure enough, she was not wearing anything.

"Hehe, guess I really did have too much to drink," I told her before bringing her in for a kiss. When we broke it, I saw that my hand was still in her pants. "I think we should head for a more private area."

"We can use my old room~," She whispered before guiding us away from the reception.

Sex

Sunset brought us to one of the rooms in the castle, and already I could tell, this was her old room from the smell of her perfume. Sunset took it all in before a single tear left her. "This place holds a lot of memories. A lot of them bad, but some good."

I came up behind her and hugged her around her waist before kissing her neck. "We can make some memories now."

"Mmm come here~." She purred and turned around to kiss me as we fell on her bed and began to undress each other. As we began to make love, all my worries instantly vanished as Sunset got on top of me and removed her shirt to reveal the black laced bra that matched her thong. "By the way, do you still have my undies~?" She asked playfully while reaching back for the clip.

I reached for my pants with my magic and pulled out her panties. "You mean, these ones~?" I asked while stretching them in front of her with my thumbs.

"Mmm, you'll be putting those back on me when we're done~." Sunset bit her lip as she got off me and turned around to slowly remove her pants with a mischievous giggle knowing I couldn't resist spanking her. Which I did with gusto as I left a red handprint on her right cheek. "Eee! bad boy~." She grinned before suddenly jumping back and pinning me down to the bed with her sexy ass planted in my face. "Here's your punishment~!"

"Punishment? Yeah, right~," I said before grabbing her cheeks and started licking up and down her pussy, making sure to nibble her clit gently with my teeth.

"Mmm!~ cheater~," Sunset whined as she undid my pants and rubbed her butt more against my face.

"Gods you are so sexy babe~." I huffed after feeling her lick my shaft slowly.

"Mmm bite me~." She hinted while patting her left cheek.

"Rrrrrr~!" I growled before biting down on her left ass cheek.

"Aaaa-Mrgh!" Sunset moaned before swallowing my shaft down her throat, getting me to hitch my breath.

I loved the taste of her ass, but I much prefer the taste of Sunset's pussy. Giving her right cheek a firm slap, I started eating her pussy again. Just for the occasion, I stuck a finger in and out of her ass.

"HMM?!? Mmm~!" Sunset yelped in surprise before going back to her task of sucking me off as she got me good and hard while I got her sopping wet, with the only thing stopping our moans from escaping the room were our own bodies pressed against each other. "Mmmnnah~! that's enough~." Sunset huffed but I was far from done sampling her. "Oh! Mmm, you really wanted this didn't you~?"

"You're one to talk~," I told her before flipping her on the bed and turning myself around so I could look into my lover's face. "Have I told you that you're the most beautiful creature in the world~?"

"I think you mentioned it~." She smirked up at me before we kissed again. When we separated, she licked my cheek. "Take me, stud~."

"With pleasure~." I positioned my cock to line up with her pussy lips before taking the plunge. The sensation we both felt was beyond pleasurable.

"AHN~! Mmmm~." Sunset purred as the bed began to shake and rattle while she clung to me and moaned in my ear.

"Rrrg, damn you're so tight babe~!" I told her as we kept fucking.

"Hah...ha...don't stop, fuck me til you're drained~!" Sunset moaned with her eyes rolling back in pleasure.

"That's the plan, babe~," I told her before going even faster and grabbing her breast. After a few thrusts, I thought of a wicked idea. "Ready for a surprise?"

"Ha.. ha... what kind of-Aaaahh~!" She didn't get to finish as I did a little trick I heard dad do with mom, and turned my cock into my Lycan cock, allowing me to knot her. "Ooooh, you beast~!"

"Knew you'd like it~," I told her before tugging at her walls, getting even more moans from her.

"Oh my god~! I don't know what I did to deserve this, but I'm glad you're here with me~," Sunset moaned as I licked her nipples.

"I was wondering how I met such a wonderful beauty such as you~," I told her before tasting her all over.

"Mmm, a horny wolf is devouring me~." She giggled before I turned her on all fours and began humping her like a real wolf. "Ohh that's it, babe, take me like I'm your bitch~!" She growled while I licked her neck and said.

"You are my bitch~!" I told her while spanking her ass.

"Mmm, spank your bitch~!" She said while shaking her ass a bit, making this feel even better.

"Oh yeah, this ass is gonna be red~," I told her before playing her ass like a bongo drum.

"Mmm pull my hair, I know you want to~." My girl moaned loudly as I grabbed a handful of her hair and kept on spanking her til her right cheek was completely red. "Ahh~!"

"Too much babe?" I asked out of concern.

"Mmm no keep going~!" She said as her tongue hung out.

"Rrrrr~!" I pulled her hair to the point she was on her knees and had her back to my chest. "Come here you beautiful bitch~."

"Ohhh fuck impregnate me~!" Sunset moaned whorishly while gritting her teeth but I knew she was on the pill and had been planning this since the bachelor party. "Keep pouring that baby batter into me until I look like I'm carrying a whole litter~!"

"Damn I love when you talk dirty~!" I growled as she moved a hand down to her stomach to feel my now enlarged dick bulging out of her. "Mmm we shouldn't take too long, I gotta be there for the family photo~." I huffed as she let out another moan.

"Just fill me and we can have a quick game of tug-o-war~." Sunset giggled before I let her drop to her hands and knees and got a firm grip on her ass.

"Oh yeah~! Feel the knot, baby~!" I told her before thrusting and tugging at her sweet pussy before I felt the pressure of my nut happening. "Here it comes~!" I released all I had into her pussy.

"Aaaah~!" Sunset moaned as she felt my seed enter her womb. Maybe someday, we'll do it for real. When I pulled out, a few extra spurts of cum landed on her ass while the rest flowed out of her pussy. "Mmm~. That was wonderful~." We shared a kiss before cleaning ourselves up.

"Oh, honey?" Sunset smirked as she handed me her thong. "Remember what I said~?"

I took the thong in my teeth and placed her thong on her, leaving kisses up and down her inner thighs. When her thong was on, I cuddled with her for a bit. "Love you, Sunny."

"Love you too, babe~." She told me before kissing my cheek and brushing my hair with her fingers.

End sex

When Sunset and I got dressed, I kissed her on the cheek and picked her up. "Tomorrow, I'll move my stuff into your apartment."

"Can't wait." She kissed my cheek before smacking my ass. "Now go take that picture with your new mother."

"Can do, sexy," I told her before heading out.

Joe's POV

"Where's that boy of ours? He's gonna be late for the family photo," I said while looking around for Orion.

"He'll be here honey," Luna said when we spotted him scrambling through the crowd and doing his best to fix up his suit.

"Excuse me, pardon me, sorry sorry!" He said to all the ponies while coming over to us.

"About time, where were you?" Luna scolded our son when she noticed his hair was a bit messy.

"I was um...busy," Orion said in a cryptic tone while adjusting his tie.

"Yeah," Jack sniffs Orion's way before smirking. "busy."

"Alright, enough talking, let's get this photo done." I brought my family close as Photo Finish set the camera up.

"Alright, let's make with the magics!" Photo said while taking the picture, capturing our family image for all time.

Author's Note

Alright! The first chapter of a new story and I feel great! I want to thank my League members for their support and help on the chapter.

One clip for a taste of what's to come.