This is Zecora reading your description.
Thank you for making a decision.
You probably clicked cause you were bored at night.
But knowing you clicked brings me delight.
So read onward and see how a sneeze started it all.
And how our Drake faced it standing tall!

Little author's side note here. I originally planned on making this more on the "Spike gets with everyone" side of things, but when I was writing it, I found it hard to transition it to how I wanted it to be. So instead, I'm adding more realism but still making it apparent that this story has a lust-filled side. I can only hope you all like it. So enjoy!