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Blue and Red were grinning stupidly to themselves as they stood almost in the middle of the street.

Blue leaned over to Red. "We must have done something really good in a previous life. How much karma do you think we're spending on this moment?"

Red chuckled. "No idea, but it's worth every last bit."

Blue nodded and they went back to looking up with big dumb smiles. Just admiring the view.

Yellow's entire face was red with embarrassment and her voice came out squeaky and stuttery. "S-stop staring you-you-you perverts!"

Yellow was a macro. And she was currently stuck between two buildings. Oh she definitely could have forced her way out, but the glass skyscrapers on either side of her flanks were already cracked. Not wanting to cause a bunch of collateral damage she had no other choice but to stay still and wait for rescue workers to arrive and... do something to get her out.

Meanwhile Blue and Red, two normal sized stallions, stood behind her and simply admired her ass while making lewd comments. No doubt they'd run away just before she was free.

For now all Yellow could do was tuck her tail and let them study her rear. She'd never gotten stuck here before. Her blush only darkened with the realization her butt must have gotten bigger since the last time she took this shortcut. After this she'd probably be hiding at home for a few days. Or weeks. Or for the rest of her life.

Oh how she envied the little ponies right now. Normal mares didn't have to worry about situations like this. Sure, they had to deal with perverts taking glances at their behinds, but not like this. Yellow's whole ass was like a billboard on display for everypony to gawk at. Two furry golden globes wedged into an alley. Helpless. Trapped.

She really couldn't blame them for staring...

Author's Note

The last short was really sad so I decided I wanted to write something funny to make up for it. This turned out more lewd than funny in my opinion, but whatever.