Blobskin's Macro/Micro Flash Fics of 2023-24

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"What kind of shop is this?" Green asked curiously as she eyed a jar with a mummified snail in it. Who would want that?

"Hello," came an elderly voice from the other side of the shop. "What can I help you with today?" the wrinkly stallion began.

"I'm not sure I'm in the right place," Green admitted bashfully. "What kind of shop is this?"

"Why, it is a mystic curiosity shop my dear," the elder smiled kindly.

Green tilted her head. "So... you sell magic stuff?"

"No no no my dear," he chuckled while shaking his head. "I do not deal in the mundane of simple magic. I buy and sell the mystical and mythical. Things beyond the understanding of mere mages and wizards."

Green glanced at the many shelves filled with utterly random odds and ends. The owner clearly didn't know a thing about organization. There were bobble-heads next to snow globes. There were pencils next to hair brushes. There were tic-tacs next to flower pots. And so on. The place was a mess. It didn't seem like a secret depository for items beyond mortal understanding. She thought it looked more like a pawn shop, which was sort of why she had stepped inside.

"Well," Green mumbled. "That isn't exactly what I was looking for."

"Oh come now. I guarantee I have what you want and more," he said with a cheesy overconfident grin.

Green didn't like him. While normally she would be embarrassed to admit what it was she was looking for today, she really just wanted to knock that stupid look off his face. She met his eye. She smirked, ready to laugh at his discomfort and the vomit of words he would inevitably begin spilling. Then she said it. "I want an exotic butt plug."

He hummed in thought and rubbed his chin. "I'm sure I don't have anything meant for that explicit purpose, but I think I can throw something together if you'll give me a moment."

His completely serious response caused Green's joke to rebound right in her face and shock her into confused stuttering. "W-what?"

"One moment," he said dismissively before heading behind the counter and disappearing beyond a curtain of beads.

For a minute or two Green stood there alone in the dusty shop with her mouth opening and closing wordlessly like a stranded fish. What had just happened?

There was a flash of light in the backroom before the elderly stallion returned and put something down on the counter with pride. "Take a look. What do you think of this?"

Green shuffled forward. What she saw was unlike her wildest expectations. "Is that... a planet?"

The sphere was a bit smaller than a golf ball and decorated with various patches of green and blue. There was even a few little brown spots and wispy clouds drifted across the surface. There also seemed to be a larger outer sphere, like a glass shield, but it was so clear it was nearly invisible. In total it might have actually been a little larger than a golf ball. Seemingly connected, yet also not, to the planet was a plastic stick with a wide flat base. It was a handle.

"What do you think? Not bad for something I whipped up in the moment," he grinned.

Green stared at the thing. "It's... is that a real planet? Is it... inhabited?"

"Maybe," he replied slyly.

Green swallowed. The thought of shoving an entire world into her ass... it was the hottest idea she had ever entertained. Sure, the plug was shaped a little weird. And there was a strong chance the thing was just an elaborate illusion. No, it was definitely some illusion. But so what? Fantasy was half the fun. She could already feel her anus squeezing hungrily, eager to chew on this new toy.

"How much?"

A minute later Green was prancing out of the store, her plaything discretely hidden in a paper bag. However, before using it for the first time, she spent quite a while staring at it. Trying to spot any sign of civilization or life. The green suggested grass or forests and some of the clouds were darkening as though there was an active weather system in there...

Whatever. Real or not, it was her toy now. Licking her lips, the mare planned to enjoy it either way.