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Yellow stomped down the street. Her huge hooves left craters in the asphalt and flattened cars into pancakes. A casual swipe gouged the side out of a building. Her haughty laugh was barely matched by the endless cacophony of screams from her fleeing prey. The giant mare was on a rampage and nothing could stop her. Police bullets bounced right off. Distractions only served to make themselves targets and not for long. Roadblocks only gave her more toys. Yellow turned a corner while wearing a vicious grin. Every neighborhood had offered her something new to enjoy. Like little presents on the holidays. What adventure awaited her on this street?

Skyscrapers on either side. One pony stood alone defiantly in the middle of the road. The stallion was dark blue and he eyed the mare top to bottom critically.

Oh goody, Yellow thought with amusement. Another fool trying to play hero.

The towering mare stomped down the street while wearing her smug smile. Each step made the ground shake and the stallion couldn't help but stumble. Only when he was thoroughly engulfed in her shadow did the mare stop. Yellow then took a moment to loom over him. She preened at his attention. The best part about being a giant? Getting to lord it over the helpless tinies.

"I'm not impressed," Blue declared.

Yellow snorted and rolled her eyes. "Really?" she challenged. Then the mare lifted a hoof and casually drove it into the building next to her. Glass and concrete rained down. Everything crumbled like a flimsy gram cracker to a monster like her.

Blue took a step back to avoid some of the ruble that rolled across the road. "Yup," he continued casually. "You're too big."

Yellow blinked in confusion. "What?" she asked as she retrieved her hoof from the skyscraper.

"You're too big," he reaffirmed. "I prefer a smaller mare. You've got too much meat on your bones."

The towering giantess blanched. "W-what are you talking about?"

"Just look at your ankles," Blue said while gesturing aggressively. "No stallion is going to find you attractive with hooves that large."

Yellow sputtered. "I'm not looking for a date you idiot!"

"I wouldn't be looking for a date if I was you either," he countered decisively. "I'd be too embarrassed to be seen with ankles that fat."

Yellow quickly yanked one of her hooves up to her eyes and began examining it. "I'm... I'm not fat..." she said weakly.

"Maybe you can lie to yourself, but you can't hide the truth!" Blue stated confidently.

Author's Note

This is a joke I've had in my idea collection for literally years. Glad I finally used it. It is so stupid...