Just An Average Day In Pony Private Princess School
Twilight comes in the home-room happy as she sees that she is first yet again. Twilight sits down and starts to read but before she even gets started Trixie runs inside that room and say
"The great and powerful trxie has come"-
She spots twilight opening her book and Trixie does a huff and goes to her seat and starts to spy on twilight. Then walks in lyra then walks in talking to bon bon. Then octavia walks humming a song that she made up called no strings attached. Fluttershy walks in petting her new pet hamster. Pinkie pie hops in and hops all the way to her seat. Apple jack comes in leave a trace of mud. Rarity is now just waiting outside. Applejack turns around and says "aren't you coming sugar cube?" rarity flips her mane and says " I shall not my hoofacure all messed up just so I can get in a dirty class room.”Applejack will you be a dear and carry me because you are the one to get mud on the floor in the first place".
Applejack then carries rarity to her seat and then applejack hears Trixie giggling at her and telling applejack to "giddy up" applejack takes an apple out of her saddle bag and throws it at Trixie.
Rainbow dash comes in while say" who want an autographs because you’re talking to only the future wonder bolt but the best flyer in all of equestria. Derpy walks inside and looks at rainbow dash and say "good luck with that". Then I (yes the writer) walk in and look at rainbow dash and I give her a dirty look and I say to her
" first stop bragging you no better than Trixie and second bragging about a lie will not only ruin your life but ruin others and ruin your thin chances with the wonder bolt and I’m not saying in not a super awesome flyer I have a art cutie mark not a flying".
I sit down and rainbow dash gives a look that she will slug me. I look up and see our sub so I tap bon bon and tell her it’s the sub. The kids look up in shock seeing its princess Luna... Wearing glasses. Bon bon says “I like the glasses" Luna tell us to all be quit and to take the test that was coming up. Twilight smiles and rainbow dash starts to sweat.
We all get the test and I start to work on mine and I see that rainbow dash doesn't know the answers so a chuckled and say inside my head
"Let us see how the wonder bolts think of you after failing this grade".
Rainbow dash look at applejack and sees she’s half way done and turns around and sees twilight the smarted pony in the grade. Rainbow dash starts to copy the answers off of twilight and twilight looks at rainbow dash a whispers "stop cheating off of me or ill tell Ms. Luna", but that doesn't stop her so twilight raises her hoof. Yes
"Ms. Twilight"
Luna asked. Twilight looks at rainbow dashes paper that was almost done. Twilight then says
“rainbow dash is cheating off of my test and"-
Twilight now looks at her desk and sees that rainbow dash stole her paper.
"Rainbow dash not only cheated off of me but she also stole my paper!"
Rainbow dash quickly puts the paper back on the desk but by the time she does it Luna is at her desk looking very angry. She takes rainbow dashes paper and gives it right back. Rainbow dash looks at her paper and sees not only a f- but also detention slip.
Rainbow dash sighs and says
"my father is going to kill me."
I chuckled and rainbow dash. Pinkie pie passes a note to fluttershy who passes a note to twilight who passes it to the rainbow dash. Rainbow dash reads the note then she gets a wing boner. Everypony in the room doesn't make a noise. I chuckled so hard but then I saw thunder lane walking down the hall. Trixie looks at me because everypony else is looking a rainbow dash. Trixie smiles and says
"Look rainbow and Abi both got wing boners"
. I look at my wings and there spread out so far its touching the other desks. Rainbow dash then laughs and laugh I got so upset I cried and I flew out the room. I pushed everpony out of my way even thunder lane. All ponies where whispering and
rainbow dash looks behind her and flies up and says
"Hey where is derpy"
Fluttershy looks at her drawing of a bunny and says
"Why do you think she got a wing boner... And why did you get a wing boner in the first place rainbow?"
The room goes so quit you can hear a faucet. Rainbow dash blushes and does a sigh and says
"I got a wing boner because pinkie pie gave me a note that said that thunder lane likes me"
Trixie then scream "that is why Abi got a wing boner I saw thunder lane walking across the hall and Abi got her wing boner"
Twilight then looks at rainbow dash and says
"How does a female Pegasus even get a wing boner? There female."
Luna then walks in the room and said
"Sorry I was missing I was in the bathroom and one of my students was crying in there with derpy comforting her."
Rainbow dash gulps because she was already in enough trouble. Luna then looks around and calls on twilight and says
“Twilight will you please give these math sheet out for me"
Twilight then gets up and gives them around. Luna then says
“You teacher wants them by tomorrow so if you don't do it now you will have to do it for homework and remember kids. This is homework so you have to read page.13 through1 16 in your text book and answer the questions on page 17"
Luna then gives a not so dirty look at rainbow dash. Pinkie pie then raises her hoof and Luna calls on her and pinkie pie says
“Can we have a party because it’s almost my birth-day and I want to have cupcakes and muffins and- "muffins?"
Derpy and I both scream at the same time (yes I like muffins there my fav). Pinkie pie continues her sentence "- and grape punch and cookies and-
“Luna interrupts pinkie pie and says ''Ms. Hooves and Ms. Brush please take your seat."
Luna starts to teach and after 30 minutes and it the last 5 minutes I give a note to bon bon who passes it on rainbow dash who passes it on flutter shy and it says"Fluttershy meet me in the girls’ bathroom in the break which is right after this period"
The bell rings and fluttershy gives the note to rarity and she asked to come with her. Rainbow dash then wakes up from her nap and she sighs and says in her head
“I don't need to be smarter if I am a wonder bolt!"
Just An Average Day In Pony Private Princess School
Fluttershy and rarity both walk inside the girl bathroom and they see me holding them a note. I give it the note to Fluttershy and I say "give this to thunder lane".
Fluttershy and rarity leave the girl's bathroom hold the note in her hoof. Rarity then snatches the note she opens it and she gasps. She then shows it to Fluttershy and Fluttershy then says in shock "oh my...”
Rarity then runs to rainbow dash and gives her the note. Rainbow dash then screams in laughter and she grabs it and shows it to the school press pony named sapphire. Sapphire then gaps and she put in her saddle bag and runs to the news room. (The school as plat screen TV- everywhere for school news). A TV turns on and this is what was on it.
"Hello I’m sapphire with rain drops with today school news. Today we found that a pony love a mare.
We will tell you and we have proof from some under cover mare/ponies. Anyways our top story for this morning is that was having gone deeper into the secret of the case called the wing thing. Rain drops would you like to tell them"
Says sapphire. Rain drops then read the paper saying
“Our top story is that we have realized any Pegasus would get a wing ting because she or he has a crush on a very special somepony. We have used Abi Paint Brush for this testing and we have put thunder lane down a hall to see what happened and sure like studies would say she got a wing thing. so today top story is about the wing things and any Pegasus can get it mare, pony and even fillies. so this is going on today ponies".
The TV turns off and I had my jaw in shock. I all of a sudden heard pony of all kinds laughing at me. out of the blue thunder lane came by my side and said
"STOP LAUGHING ANY PEGASUS CANT HELPS IT."
He turns around and he sees my not only with a wing boner but also I was bushing like a nut. I stood up and I sniffed my tears and thunder lane held my hoof. Rainbow dash was in shock so she flies strait to sapphire and she yell at her
"WHAT WAS THAT I WANTED YOU TO HURT HER FEELING NOT GET HER CLOSER TO THUNDER LANE".
