Bumbaclot's Adventure III - Rescue Of Fluttershy
The adventures of Bumbaclot III - Rescue Of Fluttershy by Feefle
It's been four months since Rinbow Slish had turned into a giant. No one noticed Bernie AKA Fluttershy's disappearance into space from her nasty hiccups she had obtained through eating chicken rice a tad too quick.
Bumbaclot realized that in order to save Fluttershy, he would have to ask Trixie to make an explosion for him. "Her" could produce the same kind of explosion but it would be far too purple for Bumbaclot's liking. He preferred blue.
Of course, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Milk AKA Applejack, Rinbow Slish and "her" were too busy drinking the brine from Derpy's giant pickle jar and Derpy was too busy refilling the jar with more brine to keep the poners happy. Bumbaclot was on his own to retrieve the yellow poner who was afraid of peeled grapes.
Bumbaclot ran towards the first pinecone tree he could find, he knew Trixie was lurking somewhere between the trees hunting for wild pinecones. She'd use a fishing rod to catch the stupid ones, those would be used for making pinecone pudding. The smart ones had to be smacked around after shooting them with a slingshot. Those smart pinecones would be made for sandwiches and soup.
Bumbaclot climbed up the trees in search of Trixie. Every once in a while he would grab a weak branch which would break, causing him to fall down to the ground hitting every branch along the way.
Finally after falling for the fourteenth time, he landed on Trixie. Her fat body made the ground shake as it impacted, Bumbaclot could feel the ripples as he was slowly sinking into Trixie's side. "Oh my goodness what fat poner you are, you disgust me." yelled Bumbaclot as he struggled to remove himself from the confines of Trixie's body fat. "I need your help, I need you to make an explosion for me." asked Bumbaclot.
Trixie told him that in order for her to make an explosion blue enough to launch them straight into Fluttershy, he would have to let her eat his clothing. With the exception of his underwear of course.
Bumbaclot agreed and Trixie proceeded to devour his shirt, followed shortly by his pants, shoes and socks. "You should wear more of what I just ate, the great and powerful Trixie approves of your fashion sense." bellowed Trixie as she slurped up the last of Bumbaclot's duds.
Bumbaclot watched as Trixie prepared for her explosion. "Sit on my back, and hold on tight. The great and powerful Trixie is about to perform her most rambunctious magical feat." Bumbaclot wrapped his arms around Trixie's belly and closed his legs tight over her face, causing her to look like a wrinkly old blue person.
Trixie threw herself into a tree, which caused her to start glowing. She threw herself into another tree, she began to glow even more. After smacking herself into seven trees, she exploded on the eighth. They ascended quickly up into space, flying through the clouds and eventually into the cold emptiness of space.
Bumbaclot wished he had brought a coat with him, it was so cold he thought he was going to turn into a fish. "How much longer till we get to Fluttershy?" asked Bumbaclot as he desperately tried to keep warm by wrapping himself in Trixie's tail and hair.
"The great and Powerfu-" "Just get to the point" cut out Bumbaclot. "In a few minutes." answered Trixie.
A few minutes later, Bumbaclot could see a pink and yellow figure in the distance. It was not Fluttershy though, it was an asteroid that looked like Fluttershy. Right behind it was Fluttershy. "Hey Bernie!" cried out Bumbaclot. "We've come to rescue you! Sorry it took so long for me to notice you were gone!"
Fluttershy shivered "I-I-I-It's okay, I'm s-s-s-sure you were b-b-b-busy with other p-p-p-plans before." Trixie shot her tongue out like a frog at Fluttershy, wrapping it around her body.
They began the journey back home. Fluttershy had to helplessly dangle on Trixie's tongue because Bumbaclot was taking up all the Trixie room. Every once in a while an asteroid would smack Fluttershy silly, which looked absolutely hilarious to Bumbaclot and Trixie.
On the way, Bumbaclot and friends came across Princess Luna who had been searching for space cheese. "Hey Bumbaclot, have you seen any space cheese around here?" asked Luna. Bumbaclot knew Luna was mentally disturbed from spending a thousand years on the moon that resembled cheese. Luna's sister Celestia got very angry when Luna ate all the bananers and coconuts in her fridge, so she magically transported Luna to the moon until her fridge was refilled.
"Um, no I don't think so. Keep looking though" answered Bumbaclot. Luna flew off into the distance, probably never to be seen again.
Bumbaclot and friends approached poner earth, they entered the atmosphere and crash landed directly into derpy's giant pickle jar which immediately cooled down Trixie and her passengers. Trixie drank so much pickle brine that she started chewing on the pickle jar itself.
The poners were all happy that Fluttershy was back, they explained to her why they couldn't join Bumbaclot on his journey. "We were simply too busy drinking this fabulous pickle brine, it's do die for." exclaimed Rarity. "All them cucumbers ain't got no chance to be pickled with us around guzzlin' that there brine I tell you what." said Applejack.
Fluttershy fell asleep during the commotion. She had been staying up for four months out there in space, it was impossible to fall asleep amongst the stars. Bumbaclot stretched, "Well, my job here is done. I couldn't have done it without Trixie." Trixie was still chewing on the pickle jar, she had bitten off some pieces of glass and swallowed it.
Bumbaclot grabbed her, shoved his arm down her throat and pulled the pickle brine out. He left the glass though because it made Trixie sparkle. "Oh Trixie you silly four-legged blue animal thing." laughed Bumbaclot.
The End
